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Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
[shouting in the radio] Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end! No, the Krauts are not here! We're here! Mulligan, your bombs are coming down on our head! I don't know where the Krauts are! Just lift your goddamn barrage! Over!



Movie: Gallipoli(1981)


Archy Hamilton:
You of all people should be going.

Frank Dunne:
Why me of all people?

Archy Hamilton:
'Cause you're an athlete.

Frank Dunne:
[Laughs] What's that got to do with it?

Archy Hamilton:
I've got mates who'd be lucky to do the hundred in twelve and they're going to do their bit, so why shouldn't you?

Frank Dunne:
Because it's not our bloody war.

Archy Hamilton:
What do you mean, not our war?


Frank Dunne:
It's an English war, it's got nothing to do with us.

Archy Hamilton:
You know what you are, a bloody coward.

Frank Dunne:
There's only one reason I haven't knocked you down mate.

Archy Hamilton:
What?

Frank Dunne:
'Cause I don't feel like carrying you to the next bloody water hole. Now shut up and don't open your yap about the war again.



Movie: Action League Now!!: Rock-A-Big-Baby(1997)


The Flesh:
Ouchies!



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


Jeff Tremaine:
Steve-O turns into "Crab-O" with just a little dab of water.



Movie: Danny the Dog(2005)


Bart:
I tell you, I feel really good here. And I feel generous. Danny, what do you want?

Danny:
A piano.

Bart:
Excuse me?

Danny:
I want a piano.

Bart:
A piano? Oh yeah. How about a lobster dinner?

Danny:
I want a piano.


Bart:
How about a woman? You've never had a woman.

Danny:
I want a piano.

Bart:
Danny, you're starting to piss me off.

Danny:
I want a piano.

Bart:
[laughs] That's what I love about you, Danny. One thought at a time.



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