Quotations Update

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Clark Griswold:
Eddie, I gambled away more money than you'll ever understand.

Cousin Eddie:
Try me.

Clark Griswold:
[whispering] Twenty-two thousand eight hundred dollars.

Cousin Eddie:
[shouting] Oh God! Oh God! Oh my shhhhooddd! Oh God! Oh my God!




Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


[interrupting a man who is rambling about his life, trying to pick her up in a bar]

Karen Sisco:
Andy. Really... who gives a shit?



Movie: Unstable(2005)


Jim:
My college major will freak you all out.

Steve:
What is it?

Jim:
Funeral directing.

Steve:
You want to be a funeral director?

Jim:
Yup.

Steve:
Wow.

Anthony:
He has sex with corpses.

Jim:
That's just gross!




Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Walter 'Monk' McGinn:
Well that was bloody Shakespearian. Do you know who Shakespeare is? He wrote the King James Bible.



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


Preston Lacy:
Only a true dork wears three pairs of underwear to keep from getting de-pants by a midget.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Frank T.J. Mackey:
Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
[to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sarris. How you doing?

Sarris:
Better than my lieutenant.


[holds up a severed head on a stick]



Movie: Zen & the Asteroid(2005)


Zen:
Size doesn't matter, except for black holes, hearts and butts.



Movie: Madame Racketeer(1932)


Countess von Claudwig:
I manage to pick up something nice wherever I go.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Ace Ventura:
[to Shickadance] Why don't come to take a look inside? C'mon. C'mon!


[he shakes his keys acting like they're stuck. The door opens. Ace enters]

Ace Ventura:
Go ahead. Snoop around!


[Mr. Shickadance enters, looks around and sniffs]

Ace Ventura:
Well? Are you satisfy?


Mr. Shickadance:
Just don't let me catch you with an animal here, that's all.

Ace Ventura:
All right! Take care now! Bye-bye, then!


[slams door in front of Mr. Shickadance's face]

Ace Ventura:
L-oser!



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
I don't want FOP Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!



Movie: The Major and the Minor(1942)


First Conductor:
If you're Swedish, suppose you say something in Swedish.

Susan Applegate:
I vant to be alone.



Today's Movie News

Receta de Octapussy

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:27:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para Octapussy, con los schnapps amargos del
pucker de DeKuyper Apple, la ginebra del endrino, el sec triple, el
licor de la almendra del amaretto, el jugo anaranjado y la mezcla
dulce y amarga. 1 jugo anaranjado 1 el 1/2 los schnapps amargos dulces
y amargos de la onza del 1/2 onza de la mezcla 1 de la onza DeKuyper
Apple del pucker ginebra del endrino de 1 onza licor triple de la
almendra del amaretto de 1 onza sec el 1/2 onza vierte todos los
ingredientes encima ...

Receta del Una vez que-Sobre-Uno-Tiempo

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:35:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta distintiva para el Una vez
que-Sobre-Uno-Tiempo, con ginebra, brandy del albaricoque y el vino de
Lillet Blanc. ingredientes de 1 del 1/2 onza de la ginebra el 1/2 onza
Lillet Blanc del vino el 1/2 onza del albaricoque cosechadora del
brandy en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con hielo machacado.
Revuelva bien, y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Receta del coctel de Boston

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:17:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el coctel de Boston, con ginebra,
brandy del albaricoque, jarabe del grenadine y limones. 1 jarabe del
grenadine del tsp del 1/2 brandy del albaricoque de 3/4 onza jugo de
la ginebra de 3/4 onza de 1/4 limón sacudare todos los ingredientes
con hielo, filtra en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

Olympia-Mueva de un tiro’n la receta

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:37:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta deliciosa para Olympia-Mueven de un
tiro'n, con el licor herbario de Galliano, el jugo anaranjado, la
crema y el huevo. 1 yema de huevo 30 ml de crema 30 ml de jugo
anaranjado 40 ml de licor herbario de Galliano vierte los ingredientes
en una coctelera con hielo, sacudare bien, y vierte en un cristal del
coctel. Adorne con las almendras agrietadas finas. Sirva en un cristal
del coctel.

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