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Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: Madea's Family Reunion (V)(2002)


Jackie:
[about Tina's baby] This can't be Kevin's baby looking like that.



Movie: Vampire in Brooklyn(1995)


Julius Jones:
Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.

Maximillian:
It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.




Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Ryan Dunn:
What a dumbass idea! I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake!

Spike Jonze:
*Offscreen* It's cactus!

Ryan Dunn:
It's cacti! Whatever it is it hurts!



Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)


Sasha:
[Sasha confesses to Nick about who he is] I'm undercover. F.B.I.


Nick:
But you passed the lie detector test.

Sasha:
That's nothing man. Anybody can do that.

Nick:
[with anger in his voice] All this time... y ou've been settin' up on me.


[aims his weapon at Sasha]

Nick:
I believed in you. I trusted you. Brought you into my family...


[shouts]


Nick:
I vouched for you! And you betrayed me?

Sasha:
It's not that simple.

Lester:
[places hand on Nick's shoulder] Don't do it.


[Nick disarms himself, unable to shoot Sasha]

Sasha:
[guilty expression on his face] Well, I'm sorry.



[Sasha walks away to take Lester to safety]

Nick:
I thought we was friends, Sasha.

Sasha:
[stops in his tracks] We still are. You can bet your life on that.



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Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:03:00 +0000
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Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:51:00 +0000
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