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Movie: Oh, God!(1977)


Jerry Landers:
If you're God, how can You permit all the suffering that goes on in the world?

God:
I don't permit the suffering - you do.



Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)


[Rio has just bluffed his way out of jail with an empty pistol]

Rio:
Looky here, Lon; wasn't loaded.




Movie: On the Beach(1959)


Julian Osborne:
The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide.



Movie: The Valley of Gwangi(1969)


Professor Bromley:
Don't you see...we must follow the gypsy trail to the forbidden valley because where there is one Eohippus there must be others. At least two, the sire and the mare, possibly more. Just think what you and Miss Breckenridge could do with a dozen Eohippi?



Movie: The Adventures of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina (V)(2002)


The Mole King:
My bride is AWOL! I want her back, tout de suite! Understood?

Daniel:
Eh, not sure I grasp the French, but I'm with you on the general meaning.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
I'm $800 behind in alimony. Let's raise the stakes.

Roy:
They can do it, you know.

Oscar Madison:
Do what?


Roy:
Throw you in jail.

Oscar Madison:
Never. If she can't call me up once a week to aggravate me, she's not happy.

Murray the Cop:
Aren't you worried about the kids?

Oscar Madison:
Murray, the kids are living in their grandfather's house with a swimming pool in California. Can we just play cards?

Roy:
I told you you'd get into trouble. It's because you don't know how manage anything. I should know - I'm your accountant.

Oscar Madison:
If you're my accountant, how come I need money?

Roy:
If you need money, how come you play poker?

Oscar Madison:
'Cause I need money.

Roy:
But you always lose.


Oscar Madison:
That's why I need the money.

Roy:
Then don't play poker.

Oscar Madison:
Then don't come to my house and eat my potato chips.


[grabs the bag of potato chips on the poker table and flings the entire contents all over the living room]

Oscar Madison:
You see, wise guy? Potato chips!

Murray the Cop:
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.


[an argument ensues with everyone bickering all at once]


Murray the Cop:
What are you yelling about? We're playing a friendly game!


[the bickering continues]

Murray the Cop:
All right, all right, ALL RIGHT! Calm down, calm down, take it easy. I'm a cop, you know - I can arrest the whole lousy game.


[they all quiet down]

Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the cop is right. Let's just play cards and please hold them up. I can't see where I marked them.

Roy:
He owes money to his wife, his government and his friends and he still won't take it seriously.

Oscar Madison:
Life goes on even for those of us who are divorced, broke and sloppy.




Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Katherine:
Regrets are a waste of time. They're the past crippling you in the present.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Bishamon:
Don't be scared! I'll only cut off one of your heads! Guess!



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