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Movie: Haakon Haakonsen(1990)


Håkon:
You wait till my father gets home. He'll show you.

Ole:
You're father's not coming back. He's lost at sea.


Håkon:
He is not!

Ole:
He owes my father so much money, He'd be better off lost.





Movie: A Zed & Two Noughts(1985)


Oswald Deuce:
How fast does a woman decompose?

Oliver Deuce:
Six months, maybe a year? Depends on the conditions.

Oswald Deuce:
Does being pregnant make any difference?

Oliver Deuce:
No.


Oswald Deuce:
And the baby?

Oliver Deuce:
How far gone was she?

Oswald Deuce:
Perhaps ten weeks.

Oliver Deuce:
Then you'd never know.

Oswald Deuce:
[long pause] I cannot stand the idea of her rotting away.


[short pause]

Oswald Deuce:
What is the first thing that happens?


Oliver Deuce:
The first thing that happens is bacteria set to work in the intestine.

Oswald Deuce:
What sort of bacteria?

Oliver Deuce:
[matter-of-factly] Bicosis populi. There are supposed to be 130,000 bicoses in each lick of a human tongue; 250,000 in a french kiss. First exchanged at the very beginning of creation when Adam kissed Eve.

Oswald Deuce:
Suppose Eve kissed Adam.

Oliver Deuce:
Unlikely. She used her first 100,000 on the apple.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Sports Writer:
Well, that's the ballgame.

Oscar Madison:
It's not over yet.

Sports Writer:
Bases loaded, Mazeroski up, ninth inning - you expect the Mets to hold a one-run lead?

Oscar Madison:
What's the matter? You've never heard of a triple play?



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
Mrs. Plummer, I will personally make sure your kids are...



[Gary the Duck bites him in the ear]

Shane Wolfe:
...Oh, my God!

Julie Plummer:
[puts Gary down] Sorry, that's Gary. He was Howard's

Shane Wolfe:
He bit me!

Julie Plummer:
I know. He thinks he's a guard dog.





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