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Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Max:
It's a trap.

Amy:
Whatever.



Movie: Makaitoshi Shinjuku (V)(1988)


Mephisto:
Remember this, Pandora's box released chaos. The gods saw the dispair her actions caused so they released one last item with the others so mankind could bear to go on, the gift of hope. 'Til next time.



Movie: C.R.A.Z.Y.(2005)


Raymond Beaulieu:
[to Zac, in the car] I don't smoke or drink or swear anymore. Fuck! I left my bag of weed at the pub.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


[Jordan refuses to hide in the closet despite the risks]

Jordan Tate:
I hate being alone.

Casey Ryback:
Do you hate being dead?



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Marty:
See her? I fucked her up the ass.



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


Q:
[being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.



Movie: Unstable(2005)


Anthony:
But Jim, I think you did it ok? I think you fucking did it!

Jim:
I know you think I did it. And if I were in your shoes, I would too. I'm just asking you to trust me.



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


[laying down underneath a huge hunk of metal for the filming of the after-credits scene]

Johnny Knoxville:
I'm not dead, I'm just acting.



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Daryl Zero:
Gregory Stark is the son of a fat man.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Lawrence:
[as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison] Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
What's the matter? The truth hurt?

Ali Mills:
So you really think that's it?


Daniel:
I know it is.

Ali Mills:
Yeah well, you're wrong.

Daniel:
Oh, you bet I'm wrong.

Ali Mills:
You know Daniel, I didn't go out with you because of a car or where you live.

Daniel:
Okay, since we're on the subject, why did you?


[silence]

Daniel:
Huh? Why did you?

Ali Mills:
I thought maybe you and me we're different.


Daniel:
Oh yeah, I'm from Reseda, you're from the hills, that's how we're different.

Ali Mills:
Oh, shut up.

Daniel:
Admit that you just can't handle the situation the way it is.

Ali Mills:
You know I can handle it fine. But you can't.


[exits]

Susan:
What makes you so sensitive? She's never been anything but nice to you.

Daniel:
Yeah she even used to me to make what's-his-name jealous.

Susan:
She doesn't even like what's-his-name!


Daniel:
Yeah I couldn't really tell, by the way their faces we're stuck together at that country club.

Susan:
Oh, that's right. You didn't stick around for the um... exciting conclusion.

Daniel:
Oh what was that? His hand on her ass?

Susan:
Her right hook, you think she sprained her wrists doing her nails?

Daniel:
She hit him?

Susan:
An understatement.

Daniel:
I don't get it, why didn't she say something?

Susan:
She shouldn't have to? Should she?



[walks away]



Today's Movie News

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

New American Idol Season Is Exciting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:07:51 +0000
Okay, so I’m probably the one of the few people who don’t really get into American Idol. I remember when it first started and I was so surprised by the show thinking that it would be a flop. By season 2 I realized I was completely wrong. Every year the show seems to get bigger, ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

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