Today's Movie Quotations

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Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Left Door Knocker:
It's very rude to stare!

Sarah:
Oh, I'm sorry, I was wondering which door to choose.

Right Door Knocker:
[Muffled] It's no good asking him, he's as...

Left Door Knocker:
Don't talk with your mouth full!

Right Door Knocker:
I'm not talking with my mouth full!

Sarah:
Wait a second, I can't understand what you're saying

Sarah:
[she pulls the ring out of the Right Door Knocker's mouth]


Right Door Knocker:
Ahh... ooh, ooh, it is so good to get that thing out my mouth

Sarah:
What were you saying?

Right Door Knocker:
I said, 'It's no good talking to him, he's as deaf as a pole'

Left Door Knocker:
Mamble, mamble, mamble! You'e a wonderful conversational companion!

Right Door Knocker:
You can talk, all you do is moan!

Left Door Knocker:
No good!


[Sniffs]

Left Door Knocker:
Can't hear you!


Sarah:
Which door do I choose?

Left Door Knocker:
WHAT?

Right Door Knocker:
We wouldn't know, we're just the knockers!


[laughs loudly]



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


[first lines]

Agent Sands:
I never heard of him.

Belini:
Who?

Agent Sands:
The man you recommended.

Belini:
The guitar fighter?



Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
Mitch is a laywer , buddy. He'll find a way out for us.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


Bernadette:
Please, Sister, Katie's dead.

Sister:
May she rest in peace.


[to Rose]

Sister:
Remember this beating, girl.




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Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:04:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
WOW., Ray Finkle’s house, I can’t wait to meet him

Mr. Finkle:
Ray ain’t coming home

Ace Ventura:
But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Mr. Finkle:
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“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

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