Great Quotations

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Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[to Vice Principle Murney] I can't today, I'm on duty...

Vice Principal Murney:
[to Shane] Oh yeah, your babysitting, more like- doo-doo duty



Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)


Kara:
Beth, who's that guy that lives across the hall from you?

Beth:
Why? You interested?


Kara:
No. He's always staring out of his window. Last night I caught him watching me.

Beth:
Oh, that must be Tommy. On a weirdness scale from one to ten, he rates about a thirteen. Supposedly some scary shit happened to him when he was a kid. Messed up his head really bad. He's harmless though. Probably just lonely...

Tim Strode:
...or horny. Something you haven't felt in a while.



Movie: Taiho shichauzo (V)(1994)


Natsumi:
Diamond Knuckle Attack!



[Punches out the windshield of a truck]

Natsumi:
I'm through.



Movie: Dangerous Ground(1997)


Vusi Madlazi:
There are two things I never pay for: Pussy and water.

Overweight Prostitute:
Why?

Vusi Madlazi:
Because they should both be free.



Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Garrett:
[to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Behold the culmination of centuries! The ultimate fruit of hypergenetic manipulation, a weapon which no enemy can withstand. In several hours these marvelous fungisoids will mature and launch hundreds of giant pods into orbit. The pods will bear spores, and those spores will degenerate all organisms they touch, mutating them into mindless incompetent life forms.

Pythona:
when the pods ripen they will burst


[Pods exploding]

Pythona:
and shower the earth with enough spores to reduce the entire human civilization to the level of mindless beasts.


[Man roaring as the mutegen spores touch down on him and turn him into a hideous snake beast. The man appears in view and looks at the camera after being hit by the spores. His clothes a tattered by the affects of the mutegen spores knowing that he can't resist the spore's effects]

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Only those beneath the protection of Cobra LA's icedome will be spared. But the pods will not ripen in the freezing outer space without energy. That's why I must have...


Serpentor:
The broadcast energy transmitter. Of course.



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Young Tantor:
Mom! Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me!



Movie: The Bad and the Beautiful(1952)


Victor "Gaucho" Ribera:
Don't talk like that about Georgia - or Jonathan. He's a great man!


Lila:
Hah hah. There are no great men, buster! There's only men!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
[to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sarris. How you doing?

Sarris:
Better than my lieutenant.


[holds up a severed head on a stick]



Movie: xXx(2002)


[after Xander shoots Milan Sova]

Yorgi:
Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy Ninety-nine.



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Pongo:
[Pongo and Perdita have just reunited with their puppies] Lucky! Patch! Pepper! And Rolly, you little rascal!


Rolly:
Did you bring me anything to eat?



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