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Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Edith:
Rene, Michelle told me horrible news. Now, when I heard it I look ten years older.

René:
You always look ten year older.



Movie: Katamari damacy (VG)(2004)


King of All Cosmos:
How disturbing!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Ryan Dunn:
That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean?

Girl at Coffee Shop:
It means desire.


Ryan Dunn:
Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Toby Lee Shavers:
Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?

Xander Cage:
Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games.

Toby Lee Shavers:
That's a really sad story.



Movie: Maciste e la regina di Samar(1964)


Queen Samara:
And as for Hercules, I want him taken alive. He'll pay dearly for the trouble he's caused me.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Johnny Crunch:
If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.



Movie: Jack-Jack Attack (V)(2005)


[doorbell rings. Kari rushes to door, exhausted]

Syndrome:
Is this the Parr residence?

Kari:
Yes! I'm Kari - the babysitter!


Syndrome:
Well, hello - Kari.

Kari:
You're my replacement, thank heavens you've come! What's the "S" stand for?

Syndrome:
It stands for... sitter! Yeah, sitter. I was originally going to have the initials for babysitter but then I'd be going around with a big BS and you can understand why I couldn't do that.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


O.W. Hadley:
[Hadley is to be executed for desertion] You gonna let them shoot me, sir?

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
I'm obliged to, son. You should've remembered you belong to the Major, and not to me.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Lisa:
Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?

Video Store Clerk:
[laughs] What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?

Lisa:
No, I'm from Utah.

Video Store Clerk:
Oh. Sorry.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Amber Von Tussle:
That girl's got roaches in her hair!

Edna Turnblad:
Roaches? Our little Tracy's a clean teen!

Wilbur:
There's no bugs on our baby!


Amber Von Tussle:
I'm not kidding, I just saw one!



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Travis Dane:
Assumption is the mother of all fuck up's!



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