Today's Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Unmentionables(1963)


Elegant Mess:
[Rocky and Mugsy have fallen into the machine and Elegant Mess is at the controls] By the way I use this machine, you would think that I knew something about it!



Movie: Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (TV)(1971)


Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
A frog does not dog paddle!



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
Funiculi, funicula, as the monkey said when the Iti took him up the mountain.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Ed:
Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold, that if you are thinking of taking the tribe cross country, this is your automobile. The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Chris Pontius:
I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.



Movie: The Queen(2006)


HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?

Tony Blair:
Er no.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
First thing we do apparently, then we take away your passport and spend the rest of our time sending you around the world.

Tony Blair:
You obviously know my job better than I do

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Yes well, you are my tenth Prime Minister Mr Blair. My first of course was Winston Churchill, he sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat. And he was kind enough to give a shy young girl like me quite an education.

Tony Blair:
I would imagine.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Narrator:
There are stories of coincidence and chance, of intersections and strange things told, and which is which and nobody knows; and we generally say, "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it."





MOVIES & SHOWTIMES (East Bay Express)

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:04:16 GMT
Oakland source of information from news and blogs to music, movies restaurants and the arts.

'Siddhartha and I just watch movies together'

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:59:00 GMT
Hindustan Times - When she wants to emerge from her cocoon she does. Four years and 11 films later, she’s about to go into the retro-chic mode for Khoya Khoya Chand . She has also been making news on the rumour radar. So,will she talk about Siddharth? Abhay Deol ...

Movies debut with high hopes (Louisville Courier-Journal)

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:44:59 GMT
Opening tomorrow -- in advance of the turkey and the stuffing and the yams, before the football games and the pumpkin pie and the L-tryptophan-mandated nap -- is the first in the avalanche of holiday movies.

'Hitman' movie misses mark (Jam! Showbiz)

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:20:47 GMT
Basically Shoot 'Em Up with more of a plot (and more plot holes), Hitman is the latest attempt to make a movie out of a popular video game. The record of success remains intact.

Hollywood Launches Legal Digital Copying of DVD Movies (PC World via Yahoo! News)

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:00:00 GMT
Buyers of the new 'Live Free or Die Hard' and 'Harry Potter' movie DVDs will be allowed to make digital copies. But are these efforts enough to stem illegal activities?

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Great Quotes

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Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.


[presents Alex with his crown]

Alex the Lion:
No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.

Julian:
Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!



Movie: Oregon Trail(1945)


[Judge Smythe conducts Slade's murder trial while hungover]

Judge J. Frothingham Smythe:
This court is now in session - Judge J. Frothingham Smythe at the bar... at the bar of justice, of course.



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


Claude Elsinore:
And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.

The Judge:
Would you please explain for the court "time coding."

Claude Elsinore:
Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.



Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Maybe nobody knows how to stop him.



Movie: Daitozoku(1963)


Miwa the Rebel Leader:
[Sinbad is trying to look for the Premier's hideout] You hurt my feelings...

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Argh!

Miwa the Rebel Leader:
You didn't need my help, you said.

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
You are fast, how did you get here so quick?

Miwa the Rebel Leader:
I know this place like my backyard.





Strike Out! Envisioning our TV and movie choices during a protracted ...

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:06:00 GMT
CNBC - NEW YORK - Thus far, the strike by TV and film writers has been relatively benign. Many of our favorite shows remain on the air and the cineplexes haven't changed a bit. But what if this keeps up? Though the Writers Guild of America and the studios ...

'This Christmas' it's something a little different

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:04:00 GMT
St. Petersburg Times - It's no classic, but it's far, far better than the mass of films designed to cash in on the demand for holiday movies. At its core, This Christmas , co-produced by St. Petersburg native Will Packer, isn't a holiday movie. The season just offers an ...

Movies debut with high hopes (Louisville Courier-Journal)

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:44:59 GMT
Opening tomorrow -- in advance of the turkey and the stuffing and the yams, before the football games and the pumpkin pie and the L-tryptophan-mandated nap -- is the first in the avalanche of holiday movies.

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