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Monday, December 15, 2008

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Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Today's Movie News

Vinnie Jones faces jail sentence after brawl - Stuff

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:14:00 GMT
Notorious rogue Vinnie Jones could spend a year in jail after allegedly punching a man in the face during a bar fight. The Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels star - who took up ...

Best Movies, TV shows of 2008 - Journal-News

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:32:00 GMT
Mason vs. Lakota West More Southwestern Ohio households are not prepared for the upcoming digital TV conversion than any region in the state, according to a Nielsen survey. Between ...

Movie Quotations for Today

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Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?


Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Today's Movie News

Unconventional Holiday Movies - Washington Post

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:46:00 GMT
• Books : Jon Meacham, 3 There's more to holiday movies than George Bailey and Red Ryder BB guns. To prove it, Jen Chaney , movies editor and DVD columnist for washingtonpost.com ...

DTH players explore new revenue streams - Business Standard

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:03:00 GMT
UTV Motion Pictures has struck a deal with two major DTH platforms on a revenue-sharing basis, where OLLO will be the first Indian movie to hit DTH platforms in just over three ...

Music and Movies - Egypt Today

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:18:00 GMT
A glance at the summer figures for the Egyptian box office shows that Captain Hima, starring Tamer Hosny and Zeina, was the major crowd pleaser with ticket sales exceeding LE 13.6 ...

National Lampoon CEO accused of stock fraud - WTOP Radio

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:42:00 GMT
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Federal prosecutors on Monday accused the CEO of National Lampoon Inc. and two other people of trying to inflate the company's stock price by paying people to ...

Great Movie Quotes

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Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Betty Kupfer:
[about Mr. Cochran] Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.



Today's Movie News

1 / 10 - Guardian Unlimited

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:17:00 GMT
Jason Solomons on Tropic Thunder: 'My turd of the year is a gross aberration of comedy. It includes a big fat misfire of a performance from Robert Downey Jr who, surrounded by ...

Christian Director Leads 'Day the Earth Stood Still' to $31M Debut - Christian Post

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:24:00 GMT
There has been a notable rise in the number of Christian films being produced as more believers seem to be catching on to the impact that movies have on the culture. Among the most ...

Quotes Update

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Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.



Today's Movie News

Man charged over Internet cafe downloads - New Zealand Herald

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:20:00 GMT
A man alleged to have illegally downloaded blockbuster films at his internet cafe before they were released has been ordered to surrender his passport. Yongming Nie, 42, appeared ...

Man charged over Internet cafe downloads - New Zealand Herald

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:20:00 GMT
A man alleged to have illegally downloaded blockbuster films at his internet cafe before they were released has been ordered to surrender his passport. Yongming Nie, 42, appeared ...

The Top 10 Everything of 2008 - Time

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:25:00 GMT
Albums Animal Stories Awkward Moments Best Biz Deals Best Performances Breakups Buzzwords Campaign Gaffes Campaign Video Moments Children's Books Crime Stories Editorial Cartoons ...

Vinnie Jones faces jail sentence after brawl - Stuff

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:14:00 GMT
Notorious rogue Vinnie Jones could spend a year in jail after allegedly punching a man in the face during a bar fight. The Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels star - who took up ...

Jaunted On Location - Jaunted.com

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:39:00 GMT
Is there any better time of year to visit Rock Center than during the holidays? Tina Fey must not think so since "30 Rock," which usually films in a studio in Long Island City, is ...