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Sunday, January 06, 2008

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Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Office Space(1991)


[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?


Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Latest Movie News

16-year-old Tucson boy killed walking home from movies (ABC 15 Phoenix)

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 05:56:00 GMT
Police say a 16-year-old Tucson boy walking home from the movies with friends early Saturday was confronted by assailants and fatally shot.

Bakkus recipe

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:56:00 +0000
A heavenly recipe for Bakkus, with vodka, Pisang Ambon liqueur, Malibu coconut rum, orange juice and lemon juice.

1 cl lemon juice
2 cl Malibu coconut rum
2 cl Pisang Ambon liqueur
3 cl vodka
6 cl orange juice

Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker and shake well, pour into a tall cocktail glass and add a slice of ...]

TECH BYTE: Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs with LG Electronics box (The Journal-Standard)

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:13:28 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Sue Adolphson, Sunday Datebook Editor

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:46:00 GMT
San Francisco Gate - MOVIES Opening Friday: The... THIS WEEK S MUSIC SOCIAL DISTORTION A revolving-door membership may be a perfectly fine thing for a corporate rock band like Chicago, but for a self-respecting punk band? That would spell the death of authenticity. But ...

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Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Prudence Pingleton:
[Seaweed is hiding in Penny's bedroom] Oh my God! There's colored people in my house! I'm going to make a citizen's arrest!







Movie: Saboteur(1942)


[to Patricia as they dance at a party full of Nazi sympathizers]

Barry Kane:
Right now, they're probably haggling over the price for us with Murder, Incorporated.









Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Linus:
Smash and grab job, huh?

Rusty:
Slightly more complicated than that.

Linus:
Well, yeah.





Movie: Earth Girls Are Easy(1988)


Woody:
[on the phone to Valerie, as cops attack him] I gotta go, Val - I'm gettin' my butt kicked!




Latest Movie News

Big media aims for a public that likes its video, movies anytime (MENAFN)

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:27:59 GMT
Big media aims for a public that likes its video, movies anytime

National Society of Film Critics honors "There Will Be Blood"

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:03:00 GMT
International Herald Tribune - The movie was directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, who was also tapped as best director, beating out Schnabel and the Coen brothers. Previous movies by Anderson include "Boogie Nights" and "Magnolia." Acting honors went to Day-Lewis and Julie Christie ...

Guillotine Shot recipe

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:57:00 +0000
This is a tasty recipe for Guillotine Shot, with benedictine herbal liqueur, lemon juice, gin and sugar.

1 oz benedictine herbal liqueur
1 oz gin
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 tsp sugar

Mix the benedictine, gin and lemon juice together in a mixing glass.
Sweeten to taste.
Pour into shot glass(es), and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Black Haus Icicle recipe

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:55:00 +0000
Check out this very pleasant recipe for Black Haus Icicle, with Black Haus blackberry schnapps, Smirnoff vodka and Cointreau orange liqueur.

1 oz Black Haus blackberry schnapps
1/2 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
1/2 oz Smirnoff vodka

Pour the Black Haus blackberry schnapps into a shot glass.
Add Smirnoff vodka, followed by Cointreau, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

The A-Z of cinema

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:36:00 GMT
Daily Telegraph - Bollywood directors are increasingly drawn to Britain to shoot movies. So much so, in fact, that the Visit London website has put together a Bollywood-themed map of London to lure Indian tourists to the capital ( www.visitlondon.com/maps ...

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Movie: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie(1987)


Valerie Vomit:
[Valerie Vomit, finds her hamburger wrapper empty] Ali, you ate my burger!


Ali Gator:
Oh, yeah? Prove it.

Valerie Vomit:
I can't, you ate the evidence.









Latest Movie News

Black Death #2 recipe

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:14:00 +0000
Here is a adorable recipe for Black Death #2, with overproof rum, Green Chartreuse and black sambuca.

1/3 oz Green Chartreuse
1/3 oz black sambuca
1/3 oz overproof rum

Pour ingredients into a shot glass as above, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

DVD format war appears to be over

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:00:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - The fuzzy future of high-definition DVD came into sharper focus Friday after Warner Bros. said it would release movies for the home video market exclusively on the Blu-ray disc format. The decision, announced on the eve of the influential Consumer ...

TECH BYTE: Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs with LG Electronics box (The Journal-Standard)

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:28:29 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Black Death #2 recipe

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:14:00 +0000
Here is a adorable recipe for Black Death #2, with overproof rum, Green Chartreuse and black sambuca.

1/3 oz Green Chartreuse
1/3 oz black sambuca
1/3 oz overproof rum

Pour ingredients into a shot glass as above, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

MORGENSTERN ON MOVIES

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:54:00 GMT
Wall Street Journal - However murky the future of the movie medium may be, its past remains a source of seemingly endless fascination for film scholars, pop-culture recyclers and plain old -- though also young -- movie lovers. A couple of books newly arrived on my desk ...