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Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Joel:
Poor Debbie. She was sick.

Wednesday:
She wasn't sick. She was sloppy

Joel:
What do you mean?

Wednesday:
If I were to kill my husband, I'd do it and I wouldn't get caught.

Joel:
How would you do that?

Wednesday:
I'd scare him to death.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Earl Partridge:
I'll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go.




Movie: Tanner(2007)


Edward Protheroe:
Let me give you a piece of advice Victor, change your trade, while you've still got a few years left to wallow in self pity, as only you Tanner's know how.



Movie: Ladder 49(2004)


Lenny Richter:
[during the traditional false-confession initiation] How about sex? Are you a virgin?

Keith Perez:
No, sir.

Lenny Richter:
You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?

Keith Perez:
No, sir.

Lenny Richter:
Well, if you want to have sex, why don't you just get married?

Keith Perez:
I can't, sir.

Lenny Richter:
Why?


Keith Perez:
Well, the church doesn't allow two men to get married...

Lenny Richter:
[to the other firefighters] What the...

Keith Perez:
[pulls back the curtain, laughing]

Keith Perez:
GOTCHA!



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Drix:
I don't dance. I... I have no left feet.



Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Barnaby:
I'll smash the smiles off their faces, I'll kick the giggles out of their hearts. No more being - subtle!



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Amsterdam Vallon:
Challenge.

Bill:
Challenge accepted.




Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bob Porter:
We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


G-Fresh:
You gonna get popped! if you keep ridin' me...



Movie: Under a Killing Moon (VG)(1994)


Tex Murphy:
Look, prophecies aren't in my job descriptions, okay? I'm just a humble P.I. trying to save the world as we know it.




Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Casey Ryback:
Another cold day in Hell.



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Bells and Whistles in Search of an Audience - Washington Post

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Blu-ray movies at a Blockbuster in Santa Clara, Calif. Blu-ray discs make up only 4 percent of the home movie market. (By Paul Sakuma -- Associated Press) Pop in a new Blu-ray version of the animated flick "Sleeping Beauty" this week, and you (or ...

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Champagne never harmed anyone. I christened my fourth child, Rex, with champagne, poured it over his head at the christening. He seems all right now. My fourth wife, Elize, answered an advertisement on the internet. It read: 'Unbankable film director ...

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Movie: Zelig(1983)


Leonard Zelig:
I would like to apologize to everyone. I... I'm awfully sorry for, for marrying all those women. It just, I don't know, it just seemed like the thing to do.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Zelos Wilder:
[Gets hit in battle] Not the face!



Movie: Babs Johnson and the Cavalcade of Perversion: An Exploration in Exploitation(2005)


Babs Johnson:
I've never performed an abortion on stage!

Nurse:
There's always a first time for everything, Mark!



Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Ray:
Are you still moping over that disgusting guy? Other people always let you down. Why don't you forget them and do something for yourself?

Molly Gunn:
Like what?

Ray:
I don't know. Something you're good at. And I don't mean shopping.

Molly Gunn:
Maybe some of us aren't good at anything.

Ray:
Every grown-up is good at something. Oh, my bad. I don't see any grown-ups around here.

Molly Gunn:
What's so great about being a grown-up anyway? So I can turn out like you?

Ray:
You're scared.



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Conspiracy Brother:
Oh, shit! It's Macy Gray with Porkchop Sideburns.



Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Dr. Samuel Loomis:
The state police will be here soon.

Jamie:
And then we'll be safe?

Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Yes.


Jamie:
You don't believe that, do you?


[checks door, then pauses]

Dr. Samuel Loomis:
No...



Movie: Hak hap(1996)


Commander Hung:
Send the welcome committee!



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Penny Munny:
Did Pa used to kill folks?



Movie: Valentino Returns(1989)


Wayne Gibbs:
My name's Wayne. So what's yours?

Sylvia Fuller:
Sylvia. But I'm gonna change it as soon as I'm old enough.

Wayne Gibbs:
How come?

Sylvia Fuller:
Because when I was little, all the other kids used to call me 'Saliva.'




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Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Keaton:
McManus. What the fuck is going on?


McManus:
The strangest thing...



Movie: Babylon 5: The Gathering (TV)(1993)


[opening narration]


Ambassador Londo Mollari:
I was there at the dawn of the third age of mankind. It began in the Earth year 2257, with the last of the Babylon stations located deep in neutral space. It was a port of call for refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats, and travelers from a hundred worlds. It could be a dangerous place, but we accepted the risk because Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for peace. Under the leadership of its final commander, Babylon 5 was a dream given form. A dream of a galaxy without war, where species could live side-by-side in mutual respect. A dream that was endangered as never before by one man on a mission of destruction. Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations. This is its story.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[the inmates are playing cards and betting with cigarettes]

Martini:
[rips a cigarette in half] I bet a nickel.

McMurphy:
Dime's the limit, Martini.

Martini:
I bet a dime.


[Puts the two halves onto the table]

McMurphy:
This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime.



[shows a whole cigarette]

McMurphy:
If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand?

Martini:
Yes.

McMurphy:
You don't understand.



Movie: The Dance of Death(1969)


Edgar:
She's mad at me for not dying yesterday.

Alice:
For not dying twenty-five years ago! For not dying before I was born!



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)



Bob McKenzie:
Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?

Doug McKenzie:
No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.

Bob McKenzie:
[into a comm unit] Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I have a fleshy-headed mutant in the Forbidden Zone.


[Bob shoots Doug with a toy foam launcher]

Doug McKenzie:
Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Michael Jennings:
[seeing all his workers fleeing for their lives] You're a bunch of GUTLESS PRICKS! ALL OF YOU!

Michael Jennings:
[seeing a worker close to him running away] You! Come help me!


Oil worker:
FUCK YOU!

Michael Jennings:
You yellow BASTARD!



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Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



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