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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

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Movie: Orlando(1992)


Shelmerdine:
You're hurt ma'am.

Orlando:
I'm dead, sir.

Shelmerdine:
Dead. That's serious. Can I help?

Orlando:
Will you marry me?

Shelmerdine:
Ma'am... I would gladly, but I fear my ankle is twisted.



Movie: Our Betters(1933)


Lady Pearl Saunders Grayston:
She's an extraordinary creature; she's in love with her husband. You know, I'm convinced she's never had an affair.



Movie: Halifax f.p: Afraid of the Dark (TV)(1998)


Hamish:
Don't tell me? She knocked you back.

Ray:
Mate, she's a failed beautician with sagging prospects.




Movie: Old Los Angeles(1948)


Luis Savarin:
Won't you have a cigar?

Bill Stockton:
No, no thanks. I don't smoke any more. I like things peaceful.

Luis Savarin:
Peaceful?


Bill Stockton:
Maybe I'm superstitious, Mr. Savarin, but when I was marshal back in Missouri - that is before they were civilized - it seems every time I'd light up a good five-cent cigar the shooting would start.



Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


Kid:
I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Ryan Dunn:
You dumped me for a guy named HELLBOY?



Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
A lot going on. But there always is, isn't there? A lot going on.



Movie: V (TV)(1983)


Martin:
You know Diana, rather than putting Mr. Donovan away, he might prove very useful to us as a convert.

Diana:
My instincts tell me he'd be too difficult as a subject. That's why I decided not to bother. Take him to the final area.

Martin:
I always thought you thrived on challenges...

Diana:
I do, but I like better odds.

Martin:
That's curious, I would've have thought you'd find the difficult game far more interesting. But anyway, you're probably right. I don't think even you with all your abilities could ever turn this head of his...


[Turns to walk out of the room]

Diana:
Martin wait. Don't take him to the final area just yet... Perhaps I would enjoy the challenge of converting him.


Martin:
Well, as you wish Diana.



Movie: The Abyss(1989)


[Bud is being put into the fluid-breathing suit]

Virgil:
So, I can hear you, but I can't talk, right?

Ensign Monk:
The fluid prevents the larynx from making sound. It'll feel a little strange.

Virgil:
Yeah, no shit.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pappy's Staff:
The reason he's pullin' our pants down.

Pappy's Staff:
Gonna paddle a little behind.

Pappy's Staff:
Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it, real hard.

Pappy's Staff:
No, I believe he's gonna paddle it.

Pappy's Staff:
I don't believe that's a proper characterization.

Pappy's Staff:
Well, that's how I'd characterize it.

Pappy's Staff:
I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.



Today's Movie News

Are bad movies to blame for downturn? Or a bad cinema experience?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:10:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - SkyCity says under-performing Hollywood movies and smaller summer audiences - combined with the upcoming capital costs of upgrading the chain - led it to reassess profit expectations for the country's ...

At the Movies With Ebert & Roeper Reveals Its Academy Award(TM) Choices Online (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:55:00 GMT
The renowned movie review program "At the Movies with Ebert & Roeper" has announced that its annual If We Picked the Winners special can be found exclusively online this year.

Recycled books, movies help homeless (The Olympian)

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:21:10 GMT
Members of the Olympia Unitarian Universalist Congregation are collecting used movies and other donations for the church’s upcoming Books, Brownies & Beans sale.

NVIDIA introduces APX 2500 GPU specifically for Windows Mobile devices

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT
Geekzone - Technologies are converging in amazing mobile devices, that have all of the rich, visual capabilities of a modern PC-from watching movies and making video calls to surfing the web and playing 3D games

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Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
What's that supposed to be?

Pvt. Frank Pike:
You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Vadinho:
I do not need to kill to find you.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Keaton:
I'm a businessman now.


Cop:
Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy!



Movie: Da uomo a uomo(1967)


Ryan:
[Sees Bill buried to his neck] You had to get here ahead of me didn't you? Idiot. Are you on your way in or out of that hole? You remind me of a groundhog that couldn't make up its mind.



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Herbert H. Heebert:
Hey, lady!



Movie: Oui, mais...(2001)


Moenner, the psychotherapist:
Say you fall into a manure pit, what do you do?



[we see Eglantine hurry out of the pit]

Moenner, the psychotherapist:
Exactly. You climb out of the shit. Take a long shower. Figure out how you fell in. And only then read up on shit.



Today's Movie News

Are Movies Way Too Long? (AskMen)

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:01:50 GMT
Are movies way too long? In the past, if you were going to see a film that was “serious” or in the running for a Best Picture Oscar , it was pretty much expected that you were going to be in the theater for a very long time.

Are bad movies to blame for downturn? Or a bad cinema experience?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:10:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - SkyCity says under-performing Hollywood movies and smaller summer audiences - combined with the upcoming capital costs of upgrading the chain - led it to reassess profit expectations for the country's ...

At the Movies With Ebert & Roeper Reveals Its Academy Award(TM) Choices Online (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:55:00 GMT
The renowned movie review program "At the Movies with Ebert & Roeper" has announced that its annual If We Picked the Winners special can be found exclusively online this year.

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Movie: The Opposite Sex(1956)


Go-fer:
I'd give every cent I've got to be a millionaire.



Movie: OK Connery(1967)


Thair Beta:
I'm lucky Maya asked you to come. I was going to get in touch with you to arrange a meeting.


Dr. Neil Connery:
Oh, of course, the returning game. I had no idea you were so interested in archery.

Thair Beta:
Oh, I'm not. It's your services as a plastic surgeon I'm interested in.

Dr. Neil Connery:
Why? Would you like to have your features changed?

Thair Beta:
Me? Oh, no. I'm quite satisfied with my face. And, with my nose, also.



Movie: Quills(2000)


Abbe du Coulmier:
I am not the first man God has asked to shed blood in his name. And I am not of the last.



Movie: Oscar and Lucinda(1997)


[On how Christians are by nature gamblers]

Oscar:
We bet that there is a God.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Mr. Simms:
I have some iodine in the lab.

Stack:
Hey, man! I don't need nothing from no house of dead folks! Besides, I ain't no baby!

Mr. Simms:
Of course you're not.

Ball:
Sure looked like one when that door swung open!



Movie: Dark City(1950)


[after overhearing a phone call between Emma and Karl]

Mr. Hand:
Karl. Uncle Karl. Haven't seen you in so long. Yes.



[Floats away]



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Lucy Bobby:
[in the beginning of the movie and Reese is speeding] Reese, you just passed the hospital!

Lucy Bobby:
[They keep on driving] The baby's coming, he's coming now!


Reese Bobby:
All right, all right, hold on.

Lucy Bobby:
Okay, but i think he might be stuck.

Reese Bobby:
Grab onto something. Ready? One, two, three!


[He slams the brakes and we hear ricky pop out of Lucy]

Lucy Bobby:
It's a baby boy.



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


[Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom]

Bob McKenzie:
I do.

Doug McKenzie:
I do.

Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married Clark.

Doug McKenzie:
Oh.


Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon?

The Judge:
Order, Order.

Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast

Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh.

The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to.

Bob McKenzie:
He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers.


[Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose]



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Frank:
How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.



Movie: Keiner liebt mich(1994)


Fanny Fink:
I wouldn't fall in love with me if I were you.



Movie: G.I. Joe: Valor vs. Venom (V)(2004)


Link:
The antidote only worked on the hybrids exposed to it at the highest concentration. The rest we're going to have to cure one-at-a-time

Flint:
You heard the man. Make every shot... paintball count.



Today's Movie News

Sideswipe: Wednesday

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:33:00 GMT
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Are bad movies to blame for downturn? Or a bad cinema experience? (The New Zealand Herald)

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:34:44 GMT
SkyCity says under-performing Hollywood movies and smaller summer audiences - combined with the upcoming capital costs of upgrading the chain - led it to reassess profit expectations for the country's biggest cinema chain.

Lucas brings new Star Wars to theatres

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:31:00 GMT
ONE News - The Star Wars movies tell about battles for intergalactic superiority in space, and Clone Wars promises more of the same stories - only in animation. Key characters such as Anakin Skywalker and Padme ...

Are bad movies to blame for downturn? Or a bad cinema experience?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:10:00 GMT
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Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


[to Lance]

Undercover Brother:
There are times for falling apart, and there are times for getting' funky. This is one of them funky times. So what's it gonna be? You ready to play some funky music, white boy?



Movie: United 93(2006)


Mohammed Atta:
We have some planes...



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Wanda:
He's like my third husband, he should rest in peace.


Oscar Madison:
How do you know he's dead? Maybe he's just bluffing.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Conal Cochran:
You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.




Movie: Ultrachrist!(2003)


Jesus/Ultrachrist!:
I feel out of touch with the people of today. There are so many new words to learn, like "extranet" and "foofaraw".



Movie: Babel(2006)


Richard:
This is your fucked-up country, it's your responsibility!



Movie: Hair-Raising Hare(1946)


Bugs Bunny:
And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven... 'cause it hasn't.



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
Nice to see you again, Sir Adrian!

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Nice to be seen.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Marge Guttman:
Damn factory! Got their orders all SCREWED up, and now I have to stay in this dump again!



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Henry Gibson:
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.



Today's Movie News

Netflix Adopts Blu-ray Standard for High-Def Movies (NewsFactor via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:40:29 GMT
Sony's Blu-ray format moved closer to a victory over Toshiba's HD DVD Monday as online movie-rental service Netflix said it will buy only Blu-ray discs. It expects to phase out the HD-DVD format by the end of the year, noting that four of the six major movie studios now publish high-definition movies only in the Blu-ray format.

NVIDIA introduces APX 2500 GPU specifically for Windows Mobile devices

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT
Geekzone - Technologies are converging in amazing mobile devices, that have all of the rich, visual capabilities of a modern PC-from watching movies and making video calls to surfing the web and playing 3D games

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Movie: The X Files(1998)


Skinner:
Agent Mulder, you and I both know that if it looks bad, it's bad for the FBI. Blame has to be assigned somewhere.




Movie: U Turn(1997)


Darrell:
Ya think bad, then bad's what ya get.


Bobby:
That's a pretty decent philosophy you got there.

Darrell:
Yeah, well, no charge.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Mr. Simms:
Oh, I must say, I don't think you can reform those types. No - you just kill them.



Movie: The Making of 'Amadeus' (V)(2002)


Milos Forman:
You know in communist countries they love to make movies about composers because composers don't talk, they make music they don't say anything subversive.



Movie: Odds Against Tomorrow(1959)


Bocco:
I'll kill you and everything you own!



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Fray Diego de La Coruña:
[on his deathbed] Peace, at last... the final journey.

Padre Santa María:
The final journey? To where, Friar Diego?

Fray Diego de La Coruña:
To where all mortals go.




Movie: Xanadu(1980)


Sonny:
Tuesday's Wednesday.



Movie: Our Betters(1933)


Minnie, Duchess of Sourae:
Nothing will induce me to stay in this house another night!

Lady Pearl Saunders Grayston:
[as Minnie walks into the garden] It's a very slow train. Pepi'll be hungry and out of temper. You'll look your age.


[Minnie stops in her tracks, turns, comes back into the room]


Minnie, Duchess of Sourae:
You promised me the luggage cart.

Lady Pearl Saunders Grayston:
You shall have it! But you'll have to sit on the floor - there are no seats.

Minnie, Duchess of Sourae:
Pearl, it's not going to break down on the way to the station?

Lady Pearl Saunders Grayston:
Oh, how *can* you suspect me of playing a trick like that on you!


[looking slightly regretful]

Lady Pearl Saunders Grayston:
It never occurred to me.



Movie: X2(2003)


President McKenna:
What do you need, William?

William Stryker:
Just your authorization for a special operation.

President McKenna:
And somehow I thought you were here to talk about school reform.

William Stryker:
Funny you should say that, Mr. President.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Captain Dudley Smith:
[interrogation at the Victory Motel] Reciprocity, Mr. Hudgens, is the key to every relationship.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Delmar O'Donnell:
where's the happy little tire swing?



Movie: Okhota na Piranyu(2006)


Olga:
You don't understand: if these weapons get into wrong hands, a half of the world would perish!

Mazur:
And if they get into right hands, what then? would the whole world perish?



Latest Movie News

Netflix Adopts Blu-ray Standard for High-Def Movies (NewsFactor via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:40:29 GMT
Sony's Blu-ray format moved closer to a victory over Toshiba's HD DVD Monday as online movie-rental service Netflix said it will buy only Blu-ray discs. It expects to phase out the HD-DVD format by the end of the year, noting that four of the six major movie studios now publish high-definition movies only in the Blu-ray format.

Recycled books, movies help homeless (The Olympian)

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:21:10 GMT
Members of the Olympia Unitarian Universalist Congregation are collecting used movies and other donations for the church’s upcoming Books, Brownies & Beans sale.

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Movie: Taboo American Style 2: The Story Continues(1985)


Nina:
Shocked? You shouldn't be. She's really quite experienced.



Movie: Used Cars(1980)


Jeff:
Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Norby:
[singing] Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job! And then she went to unemployment...

Eddie:
Knock off the singin' and read him his story book. If you can.



Movie: Kagemusha(1980)


Masakage Yamagata:
How old are you, sire? Fifty-three, as I remember.


Shingen Takeda:
Why?

Masakage Yamagata:
And you still behave like a five-year-old child. People gather, scatter, they go left and right following their interests. That is not surprising. But then I find you like this. With such a narrow mind, you must not dream of rulership. Go back to your own domain. You are a mountain monkey. You should be gathering nuts in the mountains of Kai.



Movie: Xenogears (VG)(1998)


Krelian:
If God doesn't exist in our world, then I will create God with my own hands!



Movie: Vampires(1998)


Jack Crow:
Look padre... i'm starting to like you... so don't make me hurt you. Come on... tell me what you know... i'll buy you a beer and get you laid. If you don't i'm gonna have to start cutting on ya.

Father Adam Guiteau:
No you won't... your a righteous man... besides any secrets i keep are to protect the church and its principles.


Jack Crow:
[grabs padre and pins him to the wall] Open... open...


[puts a towel in his mouth and cuts his hand]

Jack Crow:
Now listen to me you fuck... my father kept a secret once... he got bit by a vampire... he kept it a secret from me and my mother... by the fifth day he was turning, that night he attacked my mother and then he came after me. I killed my own father padre... i got no trouble killin you. Now... last chance.

Father Adam Guiteau:
[puts another towel in his mouth and pretends to lunge at his stomach with the knife] No... No... ok i'll talk.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Ascenza:
You were never any good for yourself, for me, for your son. You want to come back? There's no easy life here.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Carrie Laughlin:
Did you happen to know that he was in jail?

Brian Kessler:
Yeah, for stealing a car.


Carrie Laughlin:
Oh, really! Is that what he told you? He told her it was for carrying a gun! Brian, it could be for murder for all we know!

Brian Kessler:
Would you stop being so fucking melodramatic!



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