Straight to the Movie Quotes ...
Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004) Brute:
[
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!
Movie: On the Corner(2003) Stacey Lee:
He put his hand on my crotch right away and I'm like hey back off you have to pay me first.
Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942) Tom Jeffers:
That's my wife, you dumb cluck!
Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (TV)(1999) Mickey Muldoon:
Come away with me.
Princess Jessica:
I can't!
Mickey Muldoon:
We can do anything!
[
they kiss]
Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994) Lois Einhorn:
[
after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!
Emilio:
[
offscreen] Hold your fire!
[
walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]
Emilio:
Don't shoot!
Melissa:
Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!
[
cocks revolver]
Emilio:
She's not joking!
Lois Einhorn:
[
ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!
Ace Ventura:
Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.
[
takes deep breath]
Ace Ventura:
What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!
[
takes another deep, relief breath]
Aguado:
What the hell are you talking about?
Ace Ventura:
SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man.
Lois Einhorn:
He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!
Movie: Out Cold(2001) Rick:
Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.
Movie: S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (V)(2003) Mark Bell:
In a forest, 12 miles from no way, strange noises, dolls without heads, what's next? Man, I've got to find my wife and get somewhere that has some sanity to it!
Brandon Walker:
Mark, we're looking for her. SUSAN!
Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006) April Margera:
Oh my god, you had the cutest butt ever, why did you have to go around and ruin it?
Bam Margera:
I didn't, Dick Farm Dunn did.
Movie: Tales of Terror(1962) Fortunato:
[
narrating] And what is it just before death that leads inexorably to that death?
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