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Sunday, November 09, 2008

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Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
if you're always thinking about the future, then you kinda forget about the present.



Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Tom Sawyer:
We're only waiting for the right moment now.

Becky Thatcher:
What are you talking about?


Huck Finn:
Yeah?

Tom Sawyer:
Becky, do you swear not to tell?

Becky Thatcher:
Sure.

Tom Sawyer:
On your grandmother's bones?


[Becky rolls her eyes]

Tom Sawyer:
Well, do ya?

Becky Thatcher:
Yeah.

Tom Sawyer:
We're gonna hijack this balloon.


Becky Thatcher:
What?

Huck Finn:
Hijack?

Tom Sawyer:
Just imagine: Tom Sawyer, aeronort, saves airborne friends from madman's death wish.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Patti:
Frances bought a house in Tuscany! And you're going to live there alone?


Frances:
Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs.

Patti:
Ew.



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
OK, all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.

Fulton Greenwall:
Well, aren't you going to go investigate?

Ace:
ITS DARK IN THERE... I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE!

Ouda:
Here you go.


[hands him torch]

Ace:
[gives look] Spank you, Helpy Helperton...




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
[talking in his sleep] Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.



Movie: The V.I.P.s(1963)


Frances Andros:
For most of those thirteen years I've loved him. But I don't know him.



Movie: The Maitlands (TV)(1993)


Roger Maitland:
I should like to swim out, for miles and miles, through the moonlit water, and quietly drown.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


J-Bone:
I'd rather be feared than loved.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


"Red Will" Danaher:
So the I.R.A. is in this too, is it?

Hugh Forbes:
If it were, Red Will Danaher, not a scorched stone of your fine house would still be standing.

Michaleen Flynn:
A beautiful sentiment!




Movie: Quills(2000)


The Marquis de Sade:
I have a proposition.

Coulmier:
You always do.


The Marquis de Sade:
Madeleine. She's besotted with me. She'd do anything I asked. She could pay you a visit.

Coulmier:
I don't know who you insult more, her or me.

The Marquis de Sade:
Part the gates of heaven, as it were.

Coulmier:
That's enough!

The Marquis de Sade:
You're too tense, darling. You could do with a long, slow screw.

Coulmier:
Good night, Marquis.


[walks out the room]

The Marquis de Sade:
[shouts] Then bugger me! Goddamn you, Abbe! Have you no true sense of my condition? Of its gravity? My writing is involuntary, like the beating of my heart. My constant erection!




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Receta de Joe Cassano

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:36:00 +0000
Una receta exquisita para Joe Cassano, con la vodka de Zima, de Absolut, la ginebra, el ron de Bacardi 151 y la limonada cítricos. 1 limonada del 1/2 onza 1 onza Zima
vodka de la cidra del 1/2 onza Absolut
ginebra del 1/2 onza
1/3 onza Bacardi 151 ingredientes de la cosechadora del ron con 1 onza de hielo machacado en un mezclador.
Vierta en un vidrio de coctel enfriado, remate con limonada (probar), y sirva.
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Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Sgt. Johnson:
Then listen up! When i joined the core we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks... we had sticks! 2 sticks and a rock for the whole platoon, and we had to share the rock! Buck up boy, your one very lucky marine.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Damien:
Did I scare you, Mommy? I didn't mean to.



Movie: Tango & Cash(1989)


Ray Tango:
Why just use your Plan A?

Gabriel Cash:
Because it's a hell of a lot better than your Plan B, which you don't even have.



Movie: Made on Broadway(1933)


Jeff Bidwell:
Well, Mona! How are you feeling this morning? Or have you any feelings left?

Mona:
Oh, I feel swell! Gee, it's great to have people treat you so nice--you know, have your hair washed for you and your back rubbed.

Jeff Bidwell:
Yes, but you will never know the exquisite pleasure of a nice, fresh shave.




Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[the DeLorean has just made the first time-jump] Ah! What did I tell you?


[jumping triumphantly]

Dr. Emmett Brown:
88 miles per hour!


[a license plate spins on one corner then collapses, Doc checks his watch]

Dr. Emmett Brown:
The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20am and *zero* seconds!


Marty McFly:
[picks up the license plate then drops it awkwardly] Ah, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Doc, you just disintegrated Einstein!

Dr. Emmett Brown:
Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.

Marty McFly:
Then where the hell *are* they?

Dr. Emmett Brown:
The appropriate question is, "*When* the hell are they?" You see, Einstein has *just* become the world's first time-traveler! I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at precisely 1:21am and zero seconds, we shall catch up with him and the time machine.


[writes in his notebook]



Movie: The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer(1947)


Matt Beemish:
I couldn't help overhearing. I had my ear to the door.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
You're gonna lay off Samir and Michael?

Bob Slydell:
Oh yeah, we're gonna bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal.

Bob Porter:
Standard operating procedure.

Peter Gibbons:
Do they know this yet?


Bob Slydell:
No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.



Movie: Half Nelson(2006)


Dan:
Look, you don't really see other kids coming up to my car, Drey, to talk to me it's uh- I'm your teacher, not your friend. Why don't you go play with other kids your own age? I'm just trying to be alone.

Drey:
Then be alone, then, asshole.

Dan:
[rolls up his car window] Bitch.




Movie: Major League(1989)


Rachel Phelps:
I think he'll fit right in with our team concept.

Charlie Donovan:
That reminds me, I was going to ask you. What exactly *is* our team concept?



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Reuben:
What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?



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Receta del coctel de Jessica

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Esto es una receta scrumptious para el coctel de Jessica, con el zumo de la ginebra de Tanqueray, de fruta de Fruitopia y el zumo de naranja. 2 zumo de fruta de la onza Fruitopia de la ginebra 3 de la onza Tanqueray
el zumo de naranja de 4 onzas vierte todos los ingredientes en un vidrio de highball el 1/2 llenado de los cubos de hielo.
Stir bien, y servicio.
Servicio en un vidrio de Highball.

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Movie: Darkness Waits(2007)


Cody:
A fucking flashlight that works... is that too much to ask?

Clay:
Electricity, is *that* too much to ask?



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Sheena Fujibayashi:
I call upon the heavenly messangers, I summon thee, come, Slyph!



Movie: L.A. Goddess(1993)


Lisa Moore:
If you keep feeding me like this, I'll no longer be a body double but a *double body*!



Movie: I Am Sam(2001)


Rita:
Sam, I can go at least another nine rounds, but you got to let me in.




Movie: Opium Eaters (TV)(1990)


[De Quincey has a publisher's deadline to meet, and is short on inspiration]

Willy:
You could write about me!

Thomas De Quincey:
I fear I would not be *believed*.



Movie: Earth Star Voyager (TV)(1988)


Jake:
[sticks fingers into a horrible looking porridge-like food] Even for a last meal, this is lousy.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
[showing Gibson a model of the targets] Well, Gibson, there it is. That's your main target - the Moehne Dam.

Gibson:
So *that's* it. I thought it was going to be the "Tirpitz".

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
If you can blow a hole in this wall...


[points to model]


Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
-you'll bring the Ruhr steel industry to a standstill; and do much other damage besides. I'm showing you the targets. But you'll be the only man in the squadron who knows, so keep it that way.

Gibson:
Very good, sir.

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
[indicates other models] And these are the models of the two other dams, the Eder and the Sorpe. But, the Moehne is the most important one.

Gibson:
I see, sir.

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Come along and study these as often as you like. We're having regular reconnaissance to see what they're doing over there and what's the height of the water. The operation must be carried out when the lakes are full.

Gibson:
When's that likely to be, sir?

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
About the middle of May. You'll need a good moon as well. So, it looks like we're tied to a night between the 12th and the 17th. By the time the next full moon comes around the water level will have started to fall again, so it's our only chance this year. About five weeks from now. How's the training going?

Gibson:
Oh, pretty well sir. Except for the low flying.


Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Yes, I guessed you'd be in trouble over that.

Gibson:
It's fairly easy by day, but night flying over water at 150 feet is pretty near impossible.

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
You can't trust your altimeters?

Gibson:
No to the limits Mister Wallis wants. He insists on 150 feet. Not a foot below, or a foot above. I'd hoped we could get over it by practice. But, on still nights, when the water's smooth, there's a sort of no man's land between the dusk and the water.

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
Well, I've got the Farnborough experts on that. I hope they'll come along with an idea. By the way, Wallis is going to test the full-sized bomb at Reculver tomorrow. I'd like you to go down and watch. Take your bombing leader with you.

Gibson:
Right, sir.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


[first lines]

Young Jennifer:
How 'bout a ride, mister?

Marty McFly:
Jennifer! Oh, man, are you a sight for sore eyes; let me look at you.

Young Jennifer:
Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week.

Marty McFly:
I haven't.



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)



Leon Phelps:
My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.



Movie: Tango & Cash(1989)


Slinky:
I'm not afraid of you. See that? I killed him.


Ray Tango:
Congratulations.

Slinky:
He was my best friend.


[Ray Tango looks up bewildered]

Slinky:
Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.



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Movie: Operation: Rabbit(1952)


Wile E. Coyote:
Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


[During her beauty exam]

Caroline:
Lady, I'm not butchering your hair! It's a free haircut so stop your bitching before I cut it all off, you fat cow!



Movie: Queen Christina(1933)


Queen Christina:
Must we live for the dead?

Oxenstierna:
For the great dead, yes, Your Majesty.



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Boss Spearman:
Mornin', boys!



[holds up bottle of chloroform]

Boss Spearman:
I brung your breakfast!



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Smiley:
Alright... If that's the way you want it.



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Elliot:
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Thornton:
[drunk] Woman-of-the-house! I have brought the brother home to supper!


[Throws hat]

Mary Kate Danaher:
He is kindly welcome.

"Red Will" Danaher:
[also drunk] God bless all in this house...


Mary Kate Danaher:
Wipe your feet!

"Red Will" Danaher:
Thank you mum!



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Brian Kessler:
How many people have you killed, Early?


Early Grayce:
Well, now, how many people have you seen me kill, Bri?

Brian Kessler:
None.

Early Grayce:
That's how many I killed.

Brian Kessler:
If you say so.

Early Grayce:
Damn right I do. Shut up! Eat your food. You ain't never killed no one, have you, Bri?

Brian Kessler:
No.

Early Grayce:
No. Ain't seen nobody killed either, have you?

Brian Kessler:
No, I haven't.

Early Grayce:
No. Tell me something, big time. How are you going to write a book about something you know nothing about?




Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


Coach Bombay:
I've had a lot of distractions since I've been here in L.A.


[holds up a cardboard cutout of himself]

Coach Bombay:
This is a distraction.


[the Ducks snicker. Bombay lights a match and throws it into a barrel]


Coach Bombay:
This is a fire-in-a-barrel.


[places the cutout in the barrel]

Coach Bombay:
This is a distraction-in-a-fire-in-a-barrel. Any questions?



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Receta de Johnny Loftus

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:35:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta agradable para saber si hay Johnny Loftus, con el licor oscuro del ron, de café de Kahlua, el schnapps del caramelo, el licor del chocolate y la leche. 1 ron de la obscuridad del 1/2 onza
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licor del chocolate de 1 onza
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Movie: Kansas City Confidential(1952)


Tim Foster:
That was a sucker move, burning down your boss. You had him all wrong. He never crossed you.



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


[Prothero is showering, while watching his own television rant about the terrorist V]

Lewis Prothero:
[on television] I'll tell you what I wish. I wish I had been there! I wish I had the chance for a face-to-face. Just one chance, that's all I'd need!


[V breaks into Prothero's home]



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Nicholas Holden:
The scuttlebutt is that we're going to try to submerge at daybreak, and I figured if you've got to go, you might as well go big.

Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
Mr. Holden, it's past daybreak, and we are submerged.

Lt. Nicholas Holden:
We are?

Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
We are.


Lt. Nicholas Holden:
You mean, we're under?

Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
Yes.

Lt. Nicholas Holden:
Well, it isn't a permanent situation, er... What I'm trying to say is, I mean, we can come up if we like to.

Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
Well, I like to think we can, but then, I'm an incurable optimist.

Lt. Nicholas Holden:
What happens, sir, if we, er... What happens if we can't...?


[he motions upward]

Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
Oh, well, if we can't, er...



[he motions upward]

Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
, then, we, er...


[he motions downward]



Movie: One, Two, Three(1961)


Otto:
They have assigned us a magnificent apartment. Just a short walk from the bathroom.



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Receta de Johnny Loftus

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:35:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta agradable para saber si hay Johnny Loftus, con el licor oscuro del ron, de café de Kahlua, el schnapps del caramelo, el licor del chocolate y la leche. 1 ron de la obscuridad del 1/2 onza
licor de café de 1 onza Kahlua
schnapps del caramelo de 1 onza
licor del chocolate de 1 onza
la leche vierte el licor de café de Kahlua, el schnapps del caramelo y el licor del chocolate en un mezclador.
Mezcle hasta que sea liso.
Vierta en un vidrio de coctel de tamaño mediano, flotador ...

Receta de Joe Cassano

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:36:00 +0000
Una receta exquisita para Joe Cassano, con la vodka de Zima, de Absolut, la ginebra, el ron de Bacardi 151 y la limonada cítricos. 1 limonada del 1/2 onza 1 onza Zima
vodka de la cidra del 1/2 onza Absolut
ginebra del 1/2 onza
1/3 onza Bacardi 151 ingredientes de la cosechadora del ron con 1 onza de hielo machacado en un mezclador.
Vierta en un vidrio de coctel enfriado, remate con limonada (probar), y sirva.
Sirva ...

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Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:05:00 GMT
Name: Stacie Sirios. Born: 1969 in Laconia. My maiden name is Pauquet. Home life: Married to Douglas and we have two children, a son and a daughter. Professional occupation ...

Lakes Faces: Stacie Sirios - Citizen

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:05:00 GMT
Name: Stacie Sirios. Born: 1969 in Laconia. My maiden name is Pauquet. Home life: Married to Douglas and we have two children, a son and a daughter. Professional occupation ...

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Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



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Receta jamaicana del coctel de ron

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 09:03:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta exquisita para el coctel de ron jamaicano, con ron, jugo de cal y azúcar oscuros jamaicanos. 1 azúcar ron oscuro jamaicano de 2 onzas
cosechadora del jugo de cal de 3/4 onza todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.