Today's Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



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