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Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


Al Goldstein:
[Talking of Holmes] To think he walked amog us with that massive tool. Like a dinosaur with that thump thump thump! But it was not his feet hitting the floor. It was his dick hitting the floor. It was his BALLS hitting the floor!










Movie: Make Way for Tomorrow(1937)


Pa:
Two old-fashioneds, for two old-fashioned people.




Movie: Orientation: A Scientology Information Film(1996)


LRH Communicator:
Ron gave the copyrights of all his writings to a special church of Scientology, to guarantee that the materials of Dianetics and Scientology would never be exploited by any one individual, but are available for the benefit of all.





Movie: Major Payne(1995)


[Major Payne after noticing the big biker]

Major Payne:
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from?



Movie: The Upside of Anger(2005)


Denny Davies:
I dial your number ten times a day and hang up.



Movie: Old Yeller(1957)



Travis Coates:
Papa, you ain't forgetting the horse.

Jim Coates:
What horse?

Travis Coates:
Now Papa, you know I've been aching all over for a good horse to ride. I've told you time and again.

Jim Coates:
What you're needing more than a horse is a good dog.

Travis Coates:
Yes sir, but what I'm wanting most is a horse.

Jim Coates:
Alright, you act a man's part and I'll bring you a man's horse.



Today's Movie News

Dark indie film market sees faint light at Sundance - Reuters

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:16:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah, Jan 19 (Reuters) - After a dismal 2008, the forecast for independent films appears somewhat brighter as a glut of movies works its way through art house theaters, executives said on Monday at the Sundance Film Festival. But good ...

Dark indie film market sees faint light at Sundance - Reuters

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:16:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah, Jan 19 (Reuters) - After a dismal 2008, the forecast for independent films appears somewhat brighter as a glut of movies works its way through art house theaters, executives said on Monday at the Sundance Film Festival. But good ...

Town Seeks To Records Drinkers To Avoid Brawls - KIRO-TV

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:16:00 GMT
BISMARCK, N.D. -- Authorities in a small North Dakota coal mining town want bar owners to install surveillance systems after a rash of brawls that some people liken to those seen in John Wayne's Western movies. Bar owners say the cameras would ...

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Movie: ".hack//SIGN"(2002)


Tsukasa:
Adults, so selfish.





Movie: The Old Fashioned Way(1934)


The Great McGonigle:
[In character in "The Drunkard," the play-within-a play] It ain't a fit night out for man or beast!



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Louis:
Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far.

Charlie:
It's a continent, Louis. He can go *very* far.

Louis:
I know it's a continent. I read the book.


Charlie:
Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?

Louis:
No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Linus Caldwell:
So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!

Basher Tarr:
A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?

Linus Caldwell:
Yeah!

Basher Tarr:
You've gone right out of your tree, my son.



[looking at Turk]

Basher Tarr:
He's mad. It's madness.

Turk Malloy:
Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short.

Linus Caldwell:
No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta!

Basher Tarr:
You might be right. Make the call.



Latest Movie News

Movie Quotation: Half Baked

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:39:00 +0000
Enhancement Smoker:
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed? Oh, there’s some crazy sh*t, man. There’s a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You have smoked yourself retarded.

Scarface:
Yo I’m Cuban, B!

Samson Simpson:
Yes, Cuban B.

Samson Simpson:
I’m going to kill your little ...]

Quotation from the Movie “Backwoods Bunny”

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:17:00 +0000
Elvis Buzzard:
I did it, Pappy! I done plugged the rabbit critter!

Pappy Buzzard:
Elvis, y’all didn’t plug no rabbit critter. Y’all plugged your pappy. Now what’d ya do that *for*?

Elvis Buzzard:
*Four*?

Shoots again, hitting Pappy]

Pappy Buzzard:
Now, Elvis ya gone too far!

Get’s shot again]

Pappy Buzzard:
I said *FAR*, not *FOUR*!

Get’s shot again]

Pappy Buzzard:
Okay, Elvis, just wait ’til I get my ...]

“Half Baked” Quotation

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:07:00 +0000
Kenny:
to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?

Overweight Woman:
walking by and overhears] f*ck you, nigga!

Kenny:
I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You know I got some weed at work today, if y’all wanna try it out.

Scarface:
Nah, we don’t feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins:
Me neither. So y’all wanna smoke?

Scarface:
I’ll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian:
No man. No Billy ...]

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Latest Movie News

Long-lived Mighty Wurlitzer is star of Paramount's Silent Movie ... - Seattle Times

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:57:00 GMT
The Paramount's Mighty Wurlitzer organ — the last silent-movie organ still in its original Northwest home — is being restored by the Puget Sound Theatre Organ Society. You can hear it in action in the Paramount's Silent Movie Mondays series ...

Pucker Up. Netflix is Searching for the Best, Most Inspired Kissers in ... - Consumer Electronics Net

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:36:00 GMT
NEW YORK , Jan. 19 /PRNewswire/ -- Inspired by Valentine's Day , the most romantic day of the year, Netflix, Inc. (Nasdaq: NFLX) is inviting America to make video recreations of the most memorable movie kisses of all time and earn the chance to ...

YouTube dabbling in downloadable videos - Techradar.com

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:43:00 GMT
YouTube appears to have taken a step into video downloads – with the weekend seeing a few high-profile clips made available to the community. As Ars Technica reports , a video on Barack Obama's ChangeDotGov channel contains a small download link ...

Pucker Up. Netflix is Searching for the Best, Most Inspired Kissers in ... - Consumer Electronics Net

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:36:00 GMT
NEW YORK , Jan. 19 /PRNewswire/ -- Inspired by Valentine's Day , the most romantic day of the year, Netflix, Inc. (Nasdaq: NFLX) is inviting America to make video recreations of the most memorable movie kisses of all time and earn the chance to ...

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