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Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Reuben Tishkoff:
[after Linus complains about the freak] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?










Today's Movie News

On Movies: 'Legally,' '21'? He's got a pair (The Philadelphia Inquirer)

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:47:04 GMT
'Oh, yeah, let's get the Legally Blonde guy to do a Vegas heist film" - that was the initial, dismissive response, Robert Luketic recalls, when he started pitching himself as the perfect candidate to direct 21.

Receta de la noche y del día

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:30:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la noche y el día, con Champán, el coñac,
el licor de Grand Marnier y el bitters anaranjados de Campari. el
licor anaranjado del 1/2 onza Grand Marnier el bitters 3 onza Champán
de 1/4 onza Campari coñac de 3/4 onza agrega a un cubilete del vino
medio lleno con hielo machacado, y servicio del servicio en un
cubilete del vino.

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Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Betty Kupfer:
[about Mr. Cochran] Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Sarah:
What exactly have you sworn?

Didymus:
I have taken an oath that no one may cross this bridge without my permission.

Sarah:
Well... May we have your permission?


Didymus:
Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?



Today's Movie News

Receta del árbol anaranjado

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:37:00 +0000
Una receta encantadora para el árbol anaranjado, con el licor de
Mandarine Napoleon, el coñac, el brandy del albaricoque, el jugo del
mandarín y la limonada anaranjados. la limonada de 2 onzas licor
anaranjado de 2/3 onza Mandarine Napoleon brandy del albaricoque de
2/3 onza coñac de 2/3 onza jugo del mandarín de 2/3 onza vierte en
un cristal pasado de moda llenado de hielo quebrado. Agregue una
rebanada anaranjada, y sirva. Sirva en un cristal Viejo-Formado.

Receta del regulador de aire

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:42:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta muy agradable para el regulador de aire, con el
licor escocés del whisky, del regaliz del pernod y el bitters. 2
bitters de las rociadas 2 licor escocés del regaliz del pernod del
tsp del whisky 2 de la onza en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla
con los cubos del hielo, combinan todos los ingredientes. Revuelva
bien. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

At Cineplexes, Sports, Opera, Maybe a Movie (NYTimes.com via Yahoo! Finance)

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:39:03 GMT
Movie theaters are not just for movies anymore. As ticket sales slow, theaters are turning to the Mets and the Met.

Movies, products, events (San Jose Mercury News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:09:30 GMT
MOVIES, PRODUCTS, EVENTS Four major pop-culture movies are scheduled for May, and they'll be accompanied by waves of licensed merchandise.

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Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)


President John Sheridan:
Those who command the Excalibur will never stop, never give up, never slow down, until a cure is found. We will take any help we can get, wherever and whoever it comes from. Because this is a cause that surpasses borders and differences and distrust. This is a mission about the survival of Earth itself. What we do over the next five years, here and at home, and across the darkness of between the stars will determine the whether an entire world will live or die. It's a fight we can't afford to lose and we won't. We won't!



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Latest Movie News

"MR 73" caps cop trilogy with bleak drama (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:20:52 GMT
"MR 73" is the third in a trilogy of police thrillers that Olivier Marchal began in 2002 with "Gangsters" and followed up two years later with "Department 36." It also is far and away the darkest of the three movies. While its resolutely dour tone and downbeat ending might deter younger spectators, the convincing portrayal of a cop at the end of his tether should pay off handsomely with mature ...

Receta de Martini de la Chocolate-Menta

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:21:00 +0000
Esto es una receta el tentar para la Chocolate-Menta Martini, con la
vodka, el menthe de de de nata blanco y el cacao de de de nata blanco.
el menthe de de de nata blanco blanco del cacao de de de nata de la
vodka el 1/2 onza de 1 onza el 1/2 onza vierte los ingredientes en la
coctelera llenada de hielo, después vierte en el cristal enfriado de
martini. Adorne con la puntilla del palillo y de la menta del
chocolate. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Oil and Hollywood Don?t Always Mix (New York Times)

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:56:46 GMT
Media companies have signed major deals to bring movie-themed parks to the Middle East, but Hollywood is having a harder time drawing investments designated for movies.

Receta de la noche y del día

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:30:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la noche y el día, con Champán, el coñac,
el licor de Grand Marnier y el bitters anaranjados de Campari. el
licor anaranjado del 1/2 onza Grand Marnier el bitters 3 onza Champán
de 1/4 onza Campari coñac de 3/4 onza agrega a un cubilete del vino
medio lleno con hielo machacado, y servicio del servicio en un
cubilete del vino.

Vietnamese movies ‘assault’ int’l fests (Vietnam Net)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:28:47 GMT
VietNamNet Bridge – Since the Golden Kite Awards 2007, Vietnamese movies have been going abroad to international film festivals. Sinh Menh (Life), which won the best film award voted by journalists at the Golden Kite Awards 2007, is being sent to the Singapore International Film Festival.

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Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Today's Movie News

Oil and Hollywood Don?t Always Mix (New York Times)

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:56:46 GMT
Media companies have signed major deals to bring movie-themed parks to the Middle East, but Hollywood is having a harder time drawing investments designated for movies.

Movies, products, events (San Jose Mercury News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:09:30 GMT
MOVIES, PRODUCTS, EVENTS Four major pop-culture movies are scheduled for May, and they'll be accompanied by waves of licensed merchandise.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:26:10 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Vietnamese movies ‘assault’ int’l fests (Vietnam Net)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:28:47 GMT
VietNamNet Bridge – Since the Golden Kite Awards 2007, Vietnamese movies have been going abroad to international film festivals. Sinh Menh (Life), which won the best film award voted by journalists at the Golden Kite Awards 2007, is being sent to the Singapore International Film Festival.

Two more devices for downloading movies you can watch at home (The Record)

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:51:59 GMT
There are more ways than ever to watch a movie without leaving your couch. Cable on-demand. DVDs. Movies-by-mail services such as Netflix. Clearly, that wasn't enough.

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Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.



Today's Movie News

Movies: Fewer critics and less space may be hurting indie filmmakers (The Salt Lake Tribune)

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:08:02 GMT
It seems like every week we in the news business hear about another paper cutting staff.     Every time it happens, it seems, at least one of the jobs cut is the movie critic's.

DirecTV Caps Pay-Per-View Movies At 24 Hours (TechWeb via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:24:00 GMT
The new policy applies only to movies purchased April 15 or later.

Vietnam’s war-era movies of Vietnam on screen in RoK (Vietnam Net)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:43:47 GMT
VietNamNet Bridge – Vietnam will for the first time send war-era movies such as Virgin Field and Hanoi Girl to an international film festival. The films will make their festival debut at the Jeonju international film festival in the Republic of Korea (RoK) from May 1-9.

DirecTV Caps Pay-Per-View Movies At 24 Hours (TechWeb via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:24:00 GMT
The new policy applies only to movies purchased April 15 or later.

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Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Latest Movie News

13 movies to attend Francophone Film Fest (Vietnam Net)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:58:58 GMT
VietNamNet Bridge – Vietnamese movie director Dao Duy Phuc’s “Sinh Menh” (Life) will be screened at the Francophone Film Festival along with other movies from Europe in Hanoi.

Vietnam’s war-era movies of Vietnam on screen in RoK (Vietnam Net)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:43:47 GMT
VietNamNet Bridge – Vietnam will for the first time send war-era movies such as Virgin Field and Hanoi Girl to an international film festival. The films will make their festival debut at the Jeonju international film festival in the Republic of Korea (RoK) from May 1-9.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:26:10 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Movies, products, events (San Jose Mercury News)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:09:30 GMT
MOVIES, PRODUCTS, EVENTS Four major pop-culture movies are scheduled for May, and they'll be accompanied by waves of licensed merchandise.

Receta del soldado del chocolate

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:55:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta dulce para el soldado del chocolate,
con ginebra, el vermú de Dubonnet y las cales franceses. 1 ginebra
del 1/2 onza jugo francés del vermú de 3/4 onza Dubonnet de las
cales del 1/2 sacudare todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un
cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.