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Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!



Movie: Baat sin faan dim ji yan yuk cha siu baau(1993)


[after Wong kills Cheng Lam's wife and children and finds a remaining young girl hiding behind a corner]


Wong Chi Hang:
I can't leave you alone.



Movie: One Night with You(2006)


Hunter Burnell:
If you don't have a handkerchief, why don't you ask those folks if they've got change for a five?



Movie: Oldboy(2003)


Mi-do:
Very lonely people that I met... they all hallucinated ants at one time.



Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
*Spanish*! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?

Spanish:
Y-Yes sir.

Frank:
Blue, do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?

Blue:
Yes, sir.

Frank:
Blue, you're my boy!

Blue:
Thank you, sir.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Link Larkin, Tracy Turnblad, Penny Pingleton, Seaweed:
[ending the song "Without Love"] Darlin' you had best believe me, never leave me without love!

Edna Turnblad:
[called from off camera] Link, your pork is ready!




Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Cobra Commander:
Go ahead. Make me the scape-goat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak!

Serpentor:
Wrong again! Defend him if you can.

Cobra Commander:
Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro.

Destro:
Militarily speaking, it's only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world-class... buffoon.

Cobra Commander:
WHAT?



Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)


[first lines]

Marcus:
My God. Brother, what have you done?



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Hollywood studios settle piracy case

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Review: Apple's ultra-thin MacBook Air

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:19:00 GMT
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Receta del isleño del bacalao de cabo

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:36:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el isleño del bacalao de cabo, con la
vodka, el jugo de arándano, la soda de Sprite, ron del coco de Malibu
y jugo de piña. el ron del coco de la vodka el 1/2 onza Malibu de 1
onza jugo de arándano del jugo de piña de 1/4 onza 2 el 1/2 onza
soda de 3/4 onza Sprite vierte la vodka en un cristal del highball
llenado de los cubos del hielo. Agregue el jugo de arándano y la soda
de Sprite. Remate con el Malibu ...

Liz Hurley quits movies for son (Digital Spy)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:26:01 GMT
Liz Hurley claims she has retired from making movies to spend more time with her son Damian.

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Movie: Unbreakable(2000)


David Dunn:
[talking to Elijah on phone] I've never been sick, I've never been injured... what do I do now?

Elijah Price:
Go to a place where people are... you won't have to wait very long.



Movie: Babe(1995)



Ferdinand the duck:
Look, there's something you should know.

Babe the pig:
Yes?

Ferdinand:
Humans eat ducks!

Babe:
Huh? I beg your pardon?

Ferdinand:
Ah, most ducks would like to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.

Babe:
Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.

Ferdinand:
Oh, come on. Humans don't eat cats - why?

Babe:
Well, they're...

Ferdinand:
They're indispensable: they catch mice. Humans don't eat roosters - why? They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.


Babe:
Right.

Ferdinand:
I tried it with the hens: it didn't work. So I turned to crowing, and lo! I discover my gift. But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job. Ohhhh-oh-oh, the treachery of it - a mechanical rooster!



Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)


Abigail:
My friends & I are lost, and...

Phineas:
Say no more, child! We, too, are lost! Lost in our grief!



Movie: Back to School(1986)


Thornton Melon:
[in a commercial for his Tall and Fat clothing stores] Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK!'?




Movie: Oh, Mr. Porter!(1937)


Jeremiah Harbottle:
[pocket watch to ear, it having been flattened by a train, exclaims in surprise] It's stopped!



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Rusty:
[on Danny walking out of prison in a loosened black-tie suit] I hope you were the Groom.

Danny:
[on Rusty's attire for picking him up from prison] Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.



Movie: Jack Frost(1996)


Charlie:
But Dad....!

Jack:
But Dad? Did you just call me Butt Dad? I ought to make you Butt Boy.

Charlie:
But....


Jack:
[climbs into a car] Bye Butt Family!



Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


[going mad]

Neville:
Is this how it starts? A trip to the laughing academy? No, you silly bastard, it starts with you asking yourself silly questions. OK, let's get cleaned up.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)



Queen Bee of the Soul Bees:
The market value of your soul lies within its taste!



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Fauna Amor:
I'm Fauna!

Flora Amor:
I'm Flora!

Tully Alfford:
I'm flattered.



Movie: Xenogears (VG)(1998)


Lacan:
Even if I go to hell, I will live to the end of this world. And if the world does not come to an end... I will destroy it with my own hands!



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Jake:
[4-year-old referring to his pacifier] I want my pootie!




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Receta de la diosa del amor de Tattooed

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:37:00 +0000
Una receta distintiva para la diosa del amor de Tattooed, con la vodka
de Absolut, schnapps de la vainilla, licor del chocolate de Godiva y a
medias. 1 licor del chocolate del 1/2 onza Godiva vodka de 1 onza
Absolut los schnapps de 1 vainilla de la onza llena del cristal
half-and-half del terraplén con el hielo, agrega todos los liquers,
remata de w/cream y sacudare bien. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Hollywood studios settle piracy case

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:29:00 GMT
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MPA: Studios settle internet piracy case (AP via Yahoo! News)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:23:41 GMT
Five Hollywood studios have reached a settlement with a Chinese Internet company accused of providing cybercafes with illegal copies of their movies, an industry group said Thursday.

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Movie: Kibar Feyzo(1978)


Feyzo:
Why do they get 300 while I get only 100?

Accountant:
Because they are from the labor union.


Feyzo:
And I am from Harran. So what?

Accountant:
Go away!

Feyzo:
The boss must also be from labor union. He is favoring his fellow countrymen.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Brian Kessler:
[narrating] Early seemed harmless. Primitive, but harmless. Of course, the fact of the matter was that he'd killed his landlord less than an hour before we met him. He was even wearing the guy's ring. Who knows what he did with the finger.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Travis Dane:
Y'know, ATAC has very strict rules about employees becoming involved.

David Trilling:
Is that what this is about?

Travis Dane:
Yeah, right! I faked my own death and hijacked a passenger train because I care about who you're fucking!



Movie: Hamburger... The Motion Picture(1986)


400 club member:
[after farting] Deep and mean



Movie: Othello(1965)


Othello:
I kissed thee ere I killed thee: no way but this; Killing myself, to die upon a kiss.



Movie: Oh, God!(1977)


Jerry Landers:
I lost my job, you know.

God:
[shrugs] Lose a job, save a world. Not a bad deal.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Audrey Griswold:
She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!



Movie: Jack(1996)


Angry Man:
I'm a loser? You're a son of a bitch!

Jack:
I can't believe you said that! You cussed! You said the B-Word! Oh, you're gonna be in so much trouble!



Movie: Dakota Incident(1956)


Sen. Blakely:
These things are bound to happen. Until we can find a common ground, a common language...


Amy Clarke:
You can't kill an Indian with words.

Sen. Blakely:
Never underestimate the power of words, Miss Clarke. It only takes one word to start a war: charge! There's also a single word to end one: armistice.

Amy Clarke:
Have you found the words to end this one?



Movie: La Bamba(1987)



Ritchie Valens:
My mom reckons I'm going to be a star. And stars don't fall from the sky.



Movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys(2002)


Tim Sullivan:
You've got to aim lower.


[Donny tosses the ball hard into Tim's groin]

Donny Flynn:
That low enough?

Tim Sullivan:
Not as low as fucking your own sister.




Movie: Half-Life (VG)(1998)


Nihilanth:
[upon the Nihilanth's death] FREEEMANNN!



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Movies make Brits want to leave home

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Tech Bytes: Viewers still prefer TVs for movies (Winston-Salem Journal)

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Despite all the hype about downloading movies from the Internet, few people bother with them, according to a new report by research firm The Diffusion Group (TDG).

Movies: Coming out Tuesday

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Daily Quotations

Today's Quotations:

Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[about Nurse Ratched]

McMurphy:
Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Fulton Greenwall:
You must be very proud, Ace.

Ace:
Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.



Movie: The Adventures of Pluto Nash(2002)


Pluto Nash:
That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!

Dina Lake:
It's a real dog?

Pluto Nash:
Oh, yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that. It's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.



Movie: An Unexpected Family (TV)(1996)


Megan Whitney:
Could Sam be our father?

Matt Whitney:
You got a thing about pushing your luck, don't you?




Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Ado Annie:
I never think of no one unlessin he's with me.

Will Parker:
Then I'm never gonna leave your side!




Movie: The Adventures of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina (V)(2002)


Bertha Beetle:
Put your arms into it!

Margaret Beetle:
[sarcastically] No, I'm doing it with my head!



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
Sex is a thing that people do while they're trying to get to sleep.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Patti:
Frances bought a house in Tuscany! And you're going to live there alone?


Frances:
Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs.

Patti:
Ew.



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Hollywood Hopes to Laugh to the Bank (New York Times)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:08:00 GMT
When the weather turns warm, movies will turn to comedies.

Movies reel in record $9.6 billion in 2007 (USA Today)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:10:49 GMT
Hollywood took in more money than ever last year, even though movie attendance remained flat and film costs reached a record high, the Motion Picture Association of America said Wednesday.

Liz Hurley quits movies for son (Digital Spy)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:26:01 GMT
Liz Hurley claims she has retired from making movies to spend more time with her son Damian.

Apple falls short of target for rental movies, Jobs 'not happy' (San Francisco Chronicle)

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:19:08 GMT
Apple Inc. has fallen substantially short of its target of having 1,000 movies available for rent on its Apple TV set-top box by the end of February, and is blaming studios for the discrepancy. A complete count of the number of movies available on the...

Tech Bytes: Viewers still prefer TVs for movies (Winston-Salem Journal)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:26:19 GMT
Despite all the hype about downloading movies from the Internet, few people bother with them, according to a new report by research firm The Diffusion Group (TDG).

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Today's Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Bill:
Thank God. I die a true American.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


[At night, in their tents]

Dex:
Good night, Rick!

Rick:
Good night, Dex.

Dex:
Good night, Maggie!


Maggie:
Good night, John Boy.

Dex:
Goodnight, Syd.

Syd:
MY GOD DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING?



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Saffi:
Oh, give it to me, you big stud!


Rodgers:
I'm not a stud!

Saffi:
Huh?

Rodgers:
I am not a stud! I'm...


[takes off his mask to reveal Clark]

Clark:
...JIZZ MASTER ZERO!



Movie: The Origin or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the J.O.I.N.T.(2005)


Agent Ken Abyss:
You must be prepared for a new breed of enemy. Well, James, Bong appetit.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Sara:
And if I were to go?

Harris:
All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.



Movie: M. Butterfly(1993)


Frau Baden:
Still playing the missionary are you, Gallimard? Or... are there other positions that interest you as well?



Movie: Our Man Flint(1966)


Derek Flint:
[fingering the coat-of-arms on Rodney's blazer] I wonder what it is that always makes the Rodneys choose the wrong side.




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Movies: Coming out Tuesday

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:44:00 GMT
Herald Tribune - Who knew mop tops would come back? Despite Oscar winner Javier Bardem's horrendous coif, the Coen brothers scored big, winning four Oscars, including best picture. Lil' Bush ...

Movies reel in record $9.6 billion in 2007 (USA Today)

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:10:49 GMT
Hollywood took in more money than ever last year, even though movie attendance remained flat and film costs reached a record high, the Motion Picture Association of America said Wednesday.

Receta del sacador #2 de la familia de Brian Sinnott

Tue, 22 May 2007 01:58:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta que tienta para el sacador de la
familia de Brian Sinnott # 2, con la mezcla de la cereza de la
Kool-Ayuda, la mezcla de la fresa de la Kool-Ayuda, el jugo
anaranjado, la limonada, el azúcar, agua, los cubos del hielo y la
cerveza inglesa del jengibre. 1 mezcla de la fresa de la Kool-Ayuda
del paquete de la mezcla 1 de la cereza de la Kool-Ayuda del paquete 2
tazas del azúcar 2 litros de cerveza inglesa del jengibre cubos del
hielo de 2 cuartos de galón agua de 2 cuartos de galón limonada
congelada 6 onzas Kool-Ayuda de la mezcla del jugo de naranja
congelado de 6 onzas, ...

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Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Accattone(1961)


Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)


President John Sheridan:
Those who command the Excalibur will never stop, never give up, never slow down, until a cure is found. We will take any help we can get, wherever and whoever it comes from. Because this is a cause that surpasses borders and differences and distrust. This is a mission about the survival of Earth itself. What we do over the next five years, here and at home, and across the darkness of between the stars will determine the whether an entire world will live or die. It's a fight we can't afford to lose and we won't. We won't!



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Today's Movie News

Receta de Apple Martini del caramelo

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:54:00 +0000
Esto es una receta distintiva para el caramelo Apple Martini, con la
vodka, los schnapps del caramelo, licor de la manzana de Sourz y jugo
de arándano. el licor de la manzana de 1 onza Sourz jugo de arándano
de 1 onza los schnapps de 1 de la onza caramelo de la vodka el 1/2
onza vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media
llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara firmemente y vierta en un
cristal del coctel. Servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Cliché sous bois

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:45:00 GMT
Libération - S’amuser à filmer des braquages, faire en sorte que la référence du genre «ghetto movies», type Menace II Society, des frères Hugues, passe presque pour une bonne tranche de ...

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