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Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Margaret:
This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you?

Tully Alfford:
Because I said yes.



Movie: ABBA: The Movie(1977)


[everyone is looking through concert reviews the next morning]

Benny:
[reading headline] "Agnetha's Bottom Tops...


[covering the word "Dull" with his thumb]

Benny:
... Show."

Agnetha:
Oh, my God... don't they have bottoms in Australia?

Björn:
[reading from the article] "A middle-aged man beside me said, with feeling, 'It's *really* something worth seeing!'"


[laughs]

Agnetha:
Hey, at least I did *something* for the show, didn't I!



Movie: Tale of the Mummy(1998)


Bradley Cortese:
He's waiting in purgatory for the day of his rebirth -- which happens to be this Thursday!



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


King of the Moon:
I'm sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto - but you may call me Ray.

Baron Munchausen:
The Sultan is going to cut off my head.

Adolphus:
[puzzled] And?

Baron Munchausen:
"And?"!



Movie: Ace in the Hole(1951)


Sheriff:
You're that Tatum guy that was popping off over the phone last night!

Charles Tatum:
I wasn't popping off, Sheriff; I was threatening. "Play along with me and you'll get re-elected. Don't, and I'll crucify you," that's what I said, remember?

Sheriff:
I think I'll have my boys take you down to the county line and throw you out!

Charles Tatum:
Throw out your campaign manager? You need plenty of help.

Sheriff:
And maybe before I throw you out, I'll toss you into the 'Klink' for awhile!



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


[from trailer]

Link Larkin:
[to Tracy] I think knowing you is the start of a pretty big adventure.



Latest Movie News

FrazzleBerry recipe

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:54:00 +0000
A delicious recipe for FrazzleBerry, with raspberry vodka, ginger beer and lime juice.

1 oz raspberry vodka
1 splash lime juice
5 oz ginger beer

Pour the raspberry vodka into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes.
Fill with ginger beer, add a splash of lime juice, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Brad Pitt plans to expand family, take step back from movies (Antara News)

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:49:42 GMT
Hollywood star Brad Pitt wants more children with his partner Angelina Jolie.

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Movie: The Dangerous(1994)


Kon:
We are no longer people - we are wind.



Movie: X2(2003)


Professor X:
You arranged the attack on the president.

William Stryker:
And you didn't even have to read my mind.



Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People(1959)


[first lines]

Katie O'Gill:
Come in, Mrs. Sugrue!

Sheelah Sugrue:
Katie, darlin'! Can you lend me the loan of a small pinch o' tea; I'll pay ye back Thursday.

Katie O'Gill:
Ye can have it an' welcome.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


[Admiring a painting]

Harris:
I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to over look things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's *holding* her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect.


[the painting is revealed to be of a red rectangle]



Movie: The Paleface(1922)


Potter:
That's Indian country out there!

Calamity Jane:
You're not afraid of a few Indians, are you?

Potter:
It's not the Indians I'm afraid of. It's their attitudes.



Movie: Oh, God! You Devil(1984)


The Devil:
[the Devil's car's computer monitor reads the following about Bobby Shelton: "WATCHED OVER BY GOD APRIL 19, 1960"] Sorry, pal. He asked for me. That's the rules: He asked for me; he's mine. And none of your tricks, either.



Movie: Unfaithfully Yours(1948)


Alfred:
Have you ever heard of Russian Roulette?

Daphne De Carter:
Why, certainly. I used to play it all the time with my father.

Alfred:
I doubt that you played Russian Roulette all the time with your father!

Daphne De Carter:
Oh, I most certainly did. You play it with two decks of cards, and...

Alfred:
That's Russian Bank. Russian Roulette's a very different amusement which I can only wish your father had played continuously before he had you!



Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


[On the phone with her mother]

Jennifer North:
You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye.


[Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics]

Jennifer North:
Oh, to hell with them! Let 'em droop!



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Alderman Marty Swayzak:
You see that glow in the corner of your eye. It's your career dissapation light and it's going into overtime.

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
If anyone's lights are about to go out, believe me they are yours.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!



Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Lola:
Joe, would you like to take Lola some place tonight?

Joe Hardy:
Gee, I - I sure would like to but, uh, you know what Mr. Van Buren would say.

Lola:
He'd say you lucky boy.

Joe Hardy:
No, no! He'd say it's late. He likes us to get to bed early.

Lola:
Any particular place?



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Whit Sterling:
Joe couldn't find a prayer in the Bible.





Movies Rock: A Preview (About.com)

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:23:17 GMT
In the spirit of the annual Fashion Rocks concert, CBS will present Movies Rock Friday, December 7, 2007 at 9 p.m. ET. The 2 hour show will feature some of...

Disney reinvents old classic in new movie: Latest film delivers a sweet and frothy time (Massachusetts Daily Collegian)

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:05:07 GMT
Once upon a Friday ago, mere mortals ventured out of their respective castles to brave a new spin on a familiar tale in the movie "Enchanted."

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Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Harmonica:
And Frank?

Snaky:
Frank sent us.

Harmonica:
Did you bring a horse for me?

Snaky:
Well... looks like we're...


[snickers]

Snaky:
...looks like we're shy one horse.

Harmonica:
You brought two too many.



Movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks(1996)


Coach Orion:
Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced?

Goldberg:
Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
I never thought you'd be on MY side!

Drix:
I never thought you'd be right.



Movie: Oklahoma Crude(1973)


Mason:
You don't like men much, do you?

Lena:
No.

Mason:
Maybe you're the kind who prefers women.

Lena:
No. Women are even worse; they try to be like men, but they can't cut it. I'd like to be a member of a third sex.

Mason:
Third sex? Mmm-hmmm. Well, which article would you have - the one that goes in, or the one that goes out?

Lena:
Both.

Mason:
Well, which one would you favor?

Lena:
Both. If I had both sex organs, I could just screw myself, couldn't I? Well, couldn't I?


[Mason gets up to leave the shack]

Lena:
Aren't you going to finish your soup?



Movie: Out(1982)


Empty Fox:
[after smoking a "friendship pipe"] Now I am connected to you, you are connected to me and we are connected to this place. The rest is postcards!



Movie: Up the Chastity Belt(1971)


Scheherazade:
[performing the film's title song] Give me a modern man who knows how it has to be / Not some old miser who's guarding my chastity / Treating his woman as though she were some kind of chattel / It's unnatural / Give me a born true fighter who'll willingly tilt for me / Not some poor flower who'll suddenly wilt when he's hard / Pressed, right in the thick of the battle / Oh for a knight for my nights! / Oh for a knight for my nights! /



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Fraises Fizz recipe

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:56:00 +0000
Here is a tasty recipe for Fraises Fizz, with gin, strawberry liqueur, lemon juice, sugar syrup and soda water.

1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 tsp sugar syrup
1 oz strawberry liqueur
2 tsp lemon juice
soda water

Combine the gin, strawberry liqueur, lemon juice and sugar syrup in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well.
Strain into a highball ...]

Ellen Page: Playing 'Honest, Whole Young Women'

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:22:00 GMT
NPR News - ... her native Canada, Page is now emerging as an international indie-film prodigy, and in her motor-mouthed Juno, a pregnant teenager unfazed by her predicament, comes across like a real kid — the type seen in high schools but not often in the movies ...

Foghorn recipe

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:56:00 +0000
Check out this tasteful recipe for Foghorn, with gin, ginger ale and lime juice.

2 oz gin
3 1/2 oz ginger ale
3/4 oz fresh lime juice

Pour the gin into a highball glass filled with ice cubes.
Fill with ginger ale.
Add half a lime, first squeezed over then dropped in.
Stir well, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Crescent Cinema to host ‘Christmas at the Movies’ for kids (Pontiac Daily Leader)

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:50:49 GMT
"Christmas at the Movies-Just for Kids" will be held Saturday, Dec. 15, at the Crescent Cinema Theater, 313 W. Madison St., Pontiac. Mike Occhipinti, owner of Crescent Cinema, said when he was a child his parents owned theaters and always hosted a special day for kids at Christmas time.

Broadway curtain officially rises on Steppenwolf play

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:30:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - Add in the facts that the 13-member cast includes no TV or movie stars, that the playwright is not well-known, and that the play runs for more than three hours, and the feat of transferring "August" from Steppenwolf's intimate theater on Chicago's ...

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