Today's Quotes
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Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)
[after being badly beaten by Johnny Friendly and his goons]
Terry:
Get me on my feet.
[Father Barry and Edie help Terry stand up]
Father Barry:
How're you doing?
Terry:
Am I on my feet?
Movie: Gandhi(1982)
Government advocate:
General Dyer, is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?
Gen. Dyer:
[righteous tone] That is correct.
Government advocate:
One thousand five hundred and sixteen casualties with one thousand six hundred and fifty bullets.
Gen. Dyer:
My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India.
Indian barrister:
General, had you been able to take in the armored car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?
Gen. Dyer:
I think, probably - yes.
Lord Hunter:
General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?
Gen. Dyer:
I did.
Government advocate:
But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?
Government advocate:
Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?
Gen. Dyer:
I was ready to help any who applied.
Government advocate:
General, how does a child shot with a 303 Enfield "apply" for help?
Movie: Talking to Americans (TV)(2001)
[the Mayor of Burlington, Jean Chretien, has declared Springer days]
Jerry Springer:
Thank you, Jean Chretien, for declaring Springer days this summer. And maybe you'll declare Summer days this spring.
[caption below says "Jerry Springer: Has Big TV Show, But Very Small Brain."]
Movie: La Bamba(1987)
Bob Morales:
[to Ritchie] You've been laid yet? I'm serious, I know what your problem is. Sperm pressure, it's scientific.
Latest Movie News
Liquid Angel Dust recipe
Tue, 08 May 2007 09:39:00 +0000
Here is a heavenly recipe for Liquid Angel Dust, with Jim Beam bourbon whiskey, Tanqueray gin and Bacardi dark rum.
1/2 oz Bacardi dark rum
1/2 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Tanqueray gin
Combine all ingredients together in a 1.5-oz shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.
Movies (Anchorage Daily News)
Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:25:51 GMT
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Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)
Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:36:27 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.
Lemon Drop #8 recipe
Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:15:00 +0000
Here is a scrumptious recipe for Lemon Drop #8, with Smirnoff Citrus Twist vodka and sweet and sour mix.
1 oz Smirnoff Citrus Twist vodka
1 oz sweet and sour mix
Combine equal parts of each ingredient in a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a double-shot glass, and serve.
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Moneyshot recipe
Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:54:00 +0000
A distinctive recipe for Moneyshot, with sloe gin, advocaat liqueur and cherry brandy.
1/3 oz advocaat liqueur
1/3 oz cherry brandy
1/3 oz sloe gin
Carefully layer ingredients on top of one another in a shot glass, in order; gin bottom, advocaat middle, cherry brandy top.
Serve in a Shot Glass.