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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Today's Quotes

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Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)


[after being badly beaten by Johnny Friendly and his goons]

Terry:
Get me on my feet.


[Father Barry and Edie help Terry stand up]


Father Barry:
How're you doing?

Terry:
Am I on my feet?



Movie: Gandhi(1982)


Government advocate:
General Dyer, is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
[righteous tone] That is correct.

Government advocate:
One thousand five hundred and sixteen casualties with one thousand six hundred and fifty bullets.

Gen. Dyer:
My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India.

Indian barrister:
General, had you been able to take in the armored car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?

Gen. Dyer:
I think, probably - yes.

Lord Hunter:
General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?


Gen. Dyer:
I did.

Government advocate:
But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?

Government advocate:
Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?

Gen. Dyer:
I was ready to help any who applied.

Government advocate:
General, how does a child shot with a 303 Enfield "apply" for help?



Movie: Talking to Americans (TV)(2001)


[the Mayor of Burlington, Jean Chretien, has declared Springer days]

Jerry Springer:
Thank you, Jean Chretien, for declaring Springer days this summer. And maybe you'll declare Summer days this spring.


[caption below says "Jerry Springer: Has Big TV Show, But Very Small Brain."]




Movie: La Bamba(1987)


Bob Morales:
[to Ritchie] You've been laid yet? I'm serious, I know what your problem is. Sperm pressure, it's scientific.



Latest Movie News

Liquid Angel Dust recipe

Tue, 08 May 2007 09:39:00 +0000
Here is a heavenly recipe for Liquid Angel Dust, with Jim Beam bourbon whiskey, Tanqueray gin and Bacardi dark rum.

1/2 oz Bacardi dark rum
1/2 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Tanqueray gin

Combine all ingredients together in a 1.5-oz shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:25:51 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:36:27 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Lemon Drop #8 recipe

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:15:00 +0000
Here is a scrumptious recipe for Lemon Drop #8, with Smirnoff Citrus Twist vodka and sweet and sour mix.

1 oz Smirnoff Citrus Twist vodka
1 oz sweet and sour mix

Combine equal parts of each ingredient in a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a double-shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot ...]

Moneyshot recipe

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:54:00 +0000
A distinctive recipe for Moneyshot, with sloe gin, advocaat liqueur and cherry brandy.

1/3 oz advocaat liqueur
1/3 oz cherry brandy
1/3 oz sloe gin

Carefully layer ingredients on top of one another in a shot glass, in order; gin bottom, advocaat middle, cherry brandy top.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Movie Quotations Update

Today's Movie Quotations:



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Mike Lowery:
[pretending to be drunk] Nigga, who is it at the door?

Marcus Burnett:
It's Reggie!

Mike Lowery:
Who the fuck is Reggie?

Marcus Burnett:
Came to take Megan out.

Mike Lowery:
[to Reggie] What you want, nigga?

Reggie:
I'm here... to take his daughter out.


Mike Lowery:
Motherfucker, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?

Reggie:
Yes, sire?

Mike Lowery:
How old is you?

Reggie:
Fifteen.

Mike Lowery:
Shit, nigga. You at least thirty.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Wee Man:
There's a machine in here! Where's the fucking card throwing machine?



Movie: Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (TV)(1971)


Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
I'm sorry, but if you're really my sister, I'm afraid I need proof.


Taminella:
Well alright. What was the name of your father?

Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
King Rupert the First!

Taminella:
So was mine!

Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
Sister!

Taminella:
Brother!



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Margaret:
[to Terry Silver whose taking bubble bath and smoking a cigar] And if you do not pay your bills, I will sue you for everything you are worth.

Terry Silver:
[whatever type of voice] Yeah. Yeah. Look, I'll have the check out by five.


Margaret:
And what about the court on the green?

Terry Silver:
Do what I usually do. Bribe them.

Margaret:
[astonished shockness] Mr. Silver.



Latest Movie News

Bacardi Geezer recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 05:31:00 +0000
Check out this distinctive recipe for Bacardi Geezer, with Bacardi Breezer Lime, vodka, gin, Cointreau orange liqueur and Archers peach schnapps.

1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Lime
1 oz Archers peach schnapps
1 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
1 oz gin
1 oz vodka

Stir ingredients together in a pint glass, and serve.
Serve in a Beer Mug.

Beatles-Regisseur Lester wird 75

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:53:00 GMT
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Lack Affection recipe

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:31:00 +0000
Check out this heavenly recipe for Lack Affection, with Calvados brandy, apricot brandy, apricot brandy and Amaretto Di Saronno liqueur.

1 oz apricot brandy
1 oz apricot brandy
1/2 oz Amaretto Di Saronno liqueur
2 1/2 oz Calvados brandy

Combine all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass.
Garnish with ...]

Liquid Angel Dust recipe

Tue, 08 May 2007 09:39:00 +0000
Here is a heavenly recipe for Liquid Angel Dust, with Jim Beam bourbon whiskey, Tanqueray gin and Bacardi dark rum.

1/2 oz Bacardi dark rum
1/2 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Tanqueray gin

Combine all ingredients together in a 1.5-oz shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Der Artikel wurde erfolgreich verschickt!

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:38:00 GMT
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More Quotations

Quotations:



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Dave Kujan:
He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]


Rocky:
But she really is with the FBI.

Oklahoma Cop:
Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Texas Ranger:
Aw, Grandma, not my prison shank!



Movie: Hair(1979)


Jeannie:
I know who the father is.

Hud:
Yeah, you know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine!



Movie: United 93(2006)


Mohammed Atta:
We have some planes...



Movie: Ultimo tango a Parigi(1972)


Paul:
I could dance forever! Oh, my hemorrhoid.



Today's Movie News

Who's who in race for Best Picture

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:59:00 GMT
ONE News - The only comedy in the five nominated movies and is proving to be the sleeper hit of the year in the US, raking in over $113 million so far at the box office - not bad for a movie that only cost $3 ...

Beef Curtains recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 21:46:00 +0000
This is a tasty recipe for Beef Curtains, with vodka, gin, pink grapefruit juice and grenadine syrup.

1 oz gin
1 oz vodka
1/2 grenadine syrup
2 oz pink grapefruit juice

Stir ingredients together in a champagne tulip glass, and serve.
Serve in a Champagne Tulip.

Lower-profile films find fans, buyers at Sundance (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:24:32 GMT
Lesser-known movies are stealing the spotlight from star-studded ones at the annual Sundance Film Festival this week, making the top U.S. event for independent movies among the least predictable in years.

Russell Baillie: From teen pin-up to Hollywood A-list

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:50:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Even his movies which made a hasty trip to DVD showed his range and versatility as an actor, whether he was playing the great Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, one of the brothers Grimm or legendary lover ...

Hollywood Cashes In & Makes Wars Easier To Support

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:10:00 GMT
Scoop - HOLLYWOOD CASHES IN ON WAR MOVIES--- AND MAKES WARS EASIER TO SUPPORT A Massachusetts School of Law Report ... Hollywood Cashes In & Makes Wars Easier To Support Wednesday, 23 January 2008, 12:21 pm

Latest Movie Quotes

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Unforgivable (TV)(1996)



Paul Hegstrom:
You know what? I don't give a damn what you think. Your just like everybody else I know. You have no spine.



Latest Movie News

Bis zu 5-mal näher dran mit den Olympus FE-Kameras

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:48:00 GMT
Presse Box - ... jeden Hobbyfotografen mit ihrem leistungsstarken 5fach-Zoom (entspricht 37 – 185 mm*) mitten ins Geschehen. 8,0 Megapixel ermöglichen dabei detailreiche Bilder und die Videofunktion kleine Movies ...

Kreeper recipe

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:22:00 +0000
A luscious recipe for Kreeper, with Malibu coconut rum, amaretto almond liqueur, Chambord raspberry liqueur, Southern Comfort peach liqueur, orange juice, sweet and sour mix and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes

1 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1 oz Malibu coconut rum
1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz orange ...]

Piracy raids net DVDs ready for distribution

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:25:00 GMT
CIO.de - Victorian Police conducted a piracy raid on a shop in Melbourne yesterday seizing over 100,000 DVDs, 51 burners, 14 folders of jacket covers and prepackaged fake copies of movies ...

Samsung Optical Drive Allows Consumers to Create DVDs Quickly and ...

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:49:00 GMT
Finanz Nachrichten - ... device such as a camcorder, digital camera or Web cam to their PC or notebook, and then connect the Samsung TruDirect SE-S204S to the computer to burn DVD movies ...

Today's Movie Quotes

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Movie: Across the Wide Missouri(1951)


Narrator:
My father told me that for the first time, he saw these Indians as he had never seen them before - as people with homes and traditions and ways of their own. Suddenly they were no longer savages. They were people who laughed and loved and dreamed.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Frances:
[in voiceover] Every day I watch for the old man with the flowers, and I wonder, was he born here? Did he love someone here? Did he lose someone here? He doesn't seem as curious about me, but that's all right. These days I'm something of a loner myself.




Movie: Sabrina(1954)



Maude Larrabee:
Did Elizabeth pick out her dress yet?

Mrs. Ingrid Tyson:
We're still working on the guest list. Six hundred so far, and that's just on our side!

Patrick Tyson:
That's not a wedding, it's a town.

Mrs. Ingrid Tyson:
Stop, it's going to be wonderful! Elegant but simple, lavish but tasteful...

Patrick Tyson:
Cheap but expensive.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)



Tim Ryan:
[observing the body of Sierra Charriba] He looks so small, now.

Maj. Amos Dundee:
He was big enough, son.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Harry Grimbridge:
They're coming... They're coming!




Latest Movie News

Russell Baillie: From teen pin-up to Hollywood A-list

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:50:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Even his movies which made a hasty trip to DVD showed his range and versatility as an actor, whether he was playing the great Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, one of the brothers Grimm or legendary lover ...

Baron Cocktail recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:21:00 +0000
A scrumptious recipe for Baron Cocktail, with dry vermouth, sweet vermouth, triple sec, gin and lemon.

1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 tsp triple sec
1 lemon wedge
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/2 tsp sweet vermouth

Stir all ingredients (except lemon wedge) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.
Add the lemon wedge and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Blog: The sound of silence

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:46:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Apple first introduced movies for sale in 2006, at prices from US$9.99 to US$12.99. Now, movies are available to rent for US$2.99 to US$3.99, or in high-definition for a dollar more.

Great Quotes

Quotes:



Movie: Dark Blood(1993)


Boy:
Show me a sane man and I'll show you a real moron.



Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Darkman:
Be careful - he bites!


[detonates explosives rigged on remote controlled rat, destroying Durant's car with him in it]




Movie: Quills(2000)


Simone:
Sign it quickly, then you can ravish me again on the linens for which he so dearly paid.

Prouix, the Architect:
And then, I beg you, on the bearskin rug in his study. And finally, as a crowning gesture, we'll leave puddles of love on the Peruvian marble.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
I'm serious as a heart attack.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Prudy Pingleton:
[to Penny] Wait till your father gets out of prison, you'll see more than a jump rope!




Today's Movie News

Cowboy Killer recipe

Tue, 08 May 2007 01:52:00 +0000
A tasteful recipe for Cowboy Killer, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, Absolut vodka and Jagermeister herbal liqueur.

1/3 oz Absolut vodka
1/3 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1/3 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur

Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Oasis #2 recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 17:50:00 +0000
Here is a divine recipe for Oasis #2, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, Malibu coconut rum, Midori melon liqueur, DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker, sweet and sour mix and 7-Up soda.

1 1/2 oz 7-Up soda
1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker
1 1/2 oz Malibu coconut rum
1 1/2 ...]

Johnny on the Spot recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:38:00 +0000
Check out this luscious recipe for Johnny on the Spot, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, amaretto almond liqueur, peach schnapps and pineapple juice.

1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
12 oz pineapple juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a collins glass, ...]

Weiße Kaninchen im Mittelalter

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:54:00 GMT
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