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Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Latest Movie News

Wedding doubts funny in the movies, not in real life (El Paso Times)

Sat, 17 May 2008 06:22:04 GMT
The last-minute doubt before a wedding is one of the most enduring themes in movies and literature, and lately here it is again in "Made of Honor," a tale of a man's 11th-hour profession of love for his best friend.

A study of madness goes modern - Detroit Free Press

Sat, 17 May 2008 06:48:00 GMT
For any actor, the chance to play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde seems appealing. "You get to play two very different characters," said Dougray Scott, who does just that in a new TV movie airing tonight. And for a Scottish actor, this seems even better ...

Receta negra de la vaca #2

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:29:00 +0000
Esto es una receta el tentar para la vaca negra # 2, con el licor de
café de Kahlua, a medias y la Coca-Cola. 2 la Coca-Cola half-and-half
de la onza 3 onzas del licor de café de la onza Kahlua 2 vierte el
hielo excesivo. Revuelva ligeramente. Gusto como el convite conocido
como vaca negra, que es helado de vainilla y cerveza de la raíz.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

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Great Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Opportunity Knocks(1990)


Eddie Farrell:
Malkin Blowers are #1!



Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
I see Blue, He look's glorious.



Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Nancy:
Let him be or I'll put that mark on you that'll send me to the gallows before me time.



Movie: The One(2001)


Roedecker:
On the floor, right now!

Yulaw:
The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. Want me to get sick?



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Ben Chapelski:
Let's see how you like my... COCK ROCKET!



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Edna Turnblad:
Imagine! My little girl. Regular. At last.

Corny Collins:
Baby, you look like you could use a stiff one.



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


[last lines]

Robert Langdon:
She rests at last beneath starry skies.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Charlie:
Look at her. She thinks she's so much smarter than us.

Louis:
I'm pretty sure she is, Charlie.



Movie: United 93(2006)


Ziad Jarrah:
[In Arabic, after Al-Nami has sat down next to him] What are you doing here?

Ahmed Al Nami:
Why are we waiting?


Ziad Jarrah:
It's not the right time. Sit and I will give you the sign.

Ahmed Al Nami:
When?

Ziad Jarrah:
Go and sit down.

Ahmed Al Nami:
We have to do it now, Ziad.

Deborah Welsh:
[Interrupting. To Jarrah] Would you like anything to drink?

Ziad Jarrah:
[In English] No, I'm fine. Thank you.

Deborah Welsh:
Sure?


Ziad Jarrah:
Yes.



Movie: Jack the Ripper(1959)


Sir David Rogers:
And who might this be?

Inspector O'Neill:
Mr. Lowry, sir. He's an American.

Sir David Rogers:
That would account for it.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Tony:
Hasn't anyone ever told you that second-hand smoke kills?

Nurse Marion:
Yeah, but they're all dead.



Movie: S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (V)(2003)


Tracey:
[Mark gets stabbed] Oh my god oh my god!


Tracey:
Is he dead?

Brandon Walker:
I don't know

Tracey:
Oh my god!

Tracey:
Shut up Tracey!

Brandon Walker:
...He's dead



Today's Movie News

Eros and Jaman Announce International Licensing Partnership to Bring . Blockbuster Bollywood Movies to the Internet (InfoBolsa)

Fri, 16 May 2008 21:26:24 GMT
Blockbuster Bollywood Movies to the Internet 16/05/2008 21:07:00 Business Wire US7434941065 Eros International, the leading global studio of Indian filmed entertainment and Jaman.com, the premier online destination for international and independent films, today announced a multi-year international partnership to distribute more than 100 Bollywood movies from Eros catalogue, including ...

YouNewsTV movies show 1962 Junior Rose Parade (KATU Portland)

Fri, 16 May 2008 19:42:27 GMT
YouNewsTV contributor Sherina61 sent in over 10 minutes of great-looking home movies showing a slice of life in Portland from 46 years ago. The silent home movies were shot near Northeast 53rd Avenue and Sandy Boulevard.

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Latest greatest Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Backbeat(1994)


John Lennon:
There goes Stuart Sutcliffe. He coulda been in The Beatles.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Colette Brunel:
[Occasionally at the end of a battle, if these three are in the party] Our weapons are love!...

Genis Sage:
Justice! And...

Kratos Aurion:
[sighs] Hope...




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
There is no "quantum flux". There's no "auxiliary". THERE'S NO GODDAMNED SHIP. You got it?



Movie: P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang. (TV)(1982)


Alan:
Bums are nothing really - everyone's got a bum. Always have had - they're nothing to be ashamed of. Dicks aren't either - everyone's got a dick. It's only the human torso. Tits included - I mean they're just for feeding babies with, deep down, not for bouncing about. The same goes for getting a feel. Kissing's different. A kiss is...

Tommy:
Girls like it as well, you know.

Alan:
Like what?


Tommy:
What boys like... and some of them bloody love it.

Alan:
I'm not talking about just French girls.

Tommy:
[knowingly] Aye, I'm not either.



Movie: X-Men Legends (VG)(2004)


Avalanche:
What is this? A fight or a square dance?



Movie: A Tale of Two Cities(1935)


Sydney Carton:
It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.



Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Mark Twain:
Ladies and gentlemen, William Shakespeare, the greatest author in the English language is dead.....and I feel far from well myself.



Movie: Only the Lonely(1991)


Danny:
[Danny has just scored a date with Theresa and runs into some funeral attendees] Yeah! Oh... sorry... but I just got lucky in there with a girl.


[funeral attendees look shocked]


Danny:
Not in that way... she does everybody in there... not in that way. But she probably did that guy there... I gotta go.



Movie: Zazie dans le métro(1960)


Zazie:
What's a hormosessual?

Albertine:
A man who wears blue jeans.

Zazie:
Aw, you're joking!



Movie: Majo no takkyûbin(1989)


Jiji:
[Jiji looks at his paws and around the room that is covered in flour] If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat, it's me.



Movie: Ladder 49(2004)


Linda Morrison:
So, you guys usually pick up girls in the supermarket? For fun, or...?

Jack Morrison:
Usually I just throw them over my shoulder and carry them down a ladder.

Linda Morrison:
[smiles] Sort of a tarzan/jane thing?



Today's Movie News

Playboy Spice adding gay-targeted movies (Chicago Sun-Times)

Fri, 16 May 2008 09:10:50 GMT
Chicago-based Playboy Enterprises Inc. is getting into the gay market, providing guy-on-guy erotic movies for on-demand cable broadcast stations in the U.S. The initiative, under the corporation's spicier Spice banner, will launch next month in a limited number of geographical areas, the company said Thursday.

Beat the Heat -- Hit the Laurelhurst Theater! - Oregonian

Fri, 16 May 2008 23:46:00 GMT
Personally I enjoy the heat and sun, especially after this long, strange winter we've had. But as they say, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, and catch a movie ...

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Movie: Half-Life (VG)(1998)


Security Guard:
[to Gordon when the action button is pressed] Hey, catch me later I'll buy you a beer.



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Jill:
What's he waiting for out there? What's he doing?

Cheyenne:
He's whittlin' on a piece of wood. I've got a feeling when he stops whittlin'... Somethin's gonna happen.



Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


Ellen:
I'm gonna kill you if I have to ride all the way to hell to do it.

John Herod:
Do you have some particular problem with me?



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Anna Riley:
How is that possible?



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


[White approaches Loew in the bathroom, after he refused to answer Exley's questions]

Ellis Loew:
Unless you came in here to wipe my ass, I believe we're through.



[White looks at him, silently]

Ellis Loew:
Come on, don't try this "Good Cop-Bad Cop" crap on me. I practically invented it. So what if some homo actor is dead? Boys, girls, ten of them step off the bus to L.A. every day.


[White proceeds to smash Loew's head into the mirror and then sticking it into the toilet]

Ellis Loew:
Pull him off me, Exley!

Ed Exley:
I don't know how.

Bud White:
Now, I know you think you're the A-number one hotshot. Well, here's the juice: if I take you out, there'll be ten more lawyers to take your place tomorrow. They just won't come on the bus, that's all!



[White drags Loew into his office and dangles him out of the window by his legs until he confesses]

Ed Exley:
Was that how you used to run the "Good Cop-Bad Cop?"



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Lance:
You banged mom?



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Amber von Tussel:
[on the phone with Edna, disguising her voice] My name is Mike.

Edna Turnblad:
[off-camera] Mike?

Amber von Tussel:
Yes, Mike.

Edna Turnblad:
Mike who?


Amber von Tussel:
[slips back into her normal voice] It's MIKE!


[catches herself, coughs]

Amber von Tussel:
Anyway... I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts.

Edna Turnblad:
What?

Amber von Tussel:
Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.



Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


Jack Foley:
Take your sunglasses off.

Glenn Michaels:
I see better with 'em on, man.

Jack Foley:
You don't take them off, I'm gonna throw them off the overpass while they're still on your head. Go wait in the car.

Glenn Michaels:
Um, we're in civilization now so you can ease up just a little bit.

Jack Foley:
I'm sorry! I'd like you to wait in the car please. Take her, put her in the back.


Glenn Michaels:
Okay... in the trunk?

Jack Foley:
IN THE BACKSEAT! IN THE BACKSEAT!



Movie: Back to the Woods(1937)


Moe:
Fire at will!

Curly:
Which one is Will?



Today's Movie News

Receta del coctel del paddy

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:46:00 +0000
Esto es una receta de buen gusto para el coctel del paddy, con el
whisky irlandés, el vermú dulce y el bitters. 1 bitters dulce
irlandés de la rociada del vermú 1 del whisky 1 el 1/2 onza del 1/2
onza sacudare los tres ingredientes con hielo en una coctelera de
coctel. Filtre en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Movies with Mick LaSalle: Narnia, Before The Rains, Red Balloon - San Francisco Gate

Sat, 17 May 2008 00:21:00 GMT
The sequel to "The Chronicles of Narnia'' is out and film critic Mick LaSalle podcasts about why "Prince Caspian" is a bad movie.'' Also, he gives a "qualified recommendation'' for ...

CURTAIN'S UP ON OUTDOOR MOVIES (New York Post)

Fri, 16 May 2008 07:19:43 GMT
SUMMER in the city has its perks: short shorts, Mister Softee trucks and, natch, outdoor movies. This season, the city offers up a slew of films - in parks and on rooftops - that'll have you picking a spot on the lawn rather than a seat in the theater. Summer on the Hudson Summer on the Hudson shows its stars and stripes this year when its summer movie program, Movies Under the Stars, takes on a ...

Receta negra de la vaca #2

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:29:00 +0000
Esto es una receta el tentar para la vaca negra # 2, con el licor de
café de Kahlua, a medias y la Coca-Cola. 2 la Coca-Cola half-and-half
de la onza 3 onzas del licor de café de la onza Kahlua 2 vierte el
hielo excesivo. Revuelva ligeramente. Gusto como el convite conocido
como vaca negra, que es helado de vainilla y cerveza de la raíz.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

CURTAIN'S UP ON OUTDOOR MOVIES (New York Post)

Fri, 16 May 2008 07:19:43 GMT
SUMMER in the city has its perks: short shorts, Mister Softee trucks and, natch, outdoor movies. This season, the city offers up a slew of films - in parks and on rooftops - that'll have you picking a spot on the lawn rather than a seat in the theater. Summer on the Hudson Summer on the Hudson shows its stars and stripes this year when its summer movie program, Movies Under the Stars, takes on a ...

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Today's Quotes

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Fauna Amor:
I'm Fauna!

Flora Amor:
I'm Flora!

Tully Alfford:
I'm flattered.



Movie: Talking to Americans (TV)(2001)


American:
Congratulations, Jacques Poutine on becoming "president" of Canada.



Movie: Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (V)(2000)


Sam Tiler:
[in the bathroom looking out at the snowy winter landscape] Honey?

Anne Tiler:
[in bed, sleepy] What, sweety?

Sam Tiler:
I'm having that dream again!

Anne Tiler:
That's okay, I know you would never leave me for Claudia Schiffer.


Sam Tiler:
No, no, no, no, no. Not that one. The other one.



Movie: Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk(1943)


Bugs Bunny:
So long, jerky! Send me a postcard from Albuquerque! You know, I'm so smart sometimes it almost frightens me.



Movie: The Ugly(1997)


Simon Cartwright:
Is that offer still open? To try on you what I tried on that bitch?



Movie: Hak hap(1996)


Commander Hung:
[appearing as a hologram] So good evening, teacher!

Tracy Lee:
[gasps] What's that?

Michael:
Hey, look there.


[Tracy looks and Michael applies a pressure point, causing Tracy to faint]


Michael:
I don't want trouble commander. But if you threaten my friends... I'll interfere.

Commander Hung:
I think you're confusing the facts, teacher! You were created to kill... you were not created to serve and protect. These humans may find your powers impressive, but against the 701 Squad you are not invincible. The 701 Squad now answers to no-one, and together we can have the absolute power!

Michael:
I think when you lost all your feelings commander, you lost something else along the way. I think you lost your mind.

Commander Hung:
Listen to me! I'll let you come back with us immediately. No other chance!

Michael:
I belong here! Not with you!

Commander Hung:
So you want to feel again? Very sweet. Goodbye then, teacher... that's all. Sorry to hurt your feelings.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Narrator:
There are stories of coincidence and chance, of intersections and strange things told, and which is which and nobody knows; and we generally say, "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it."



Movie: Vajont - La diga del disonore(2001)


Ancilla:
That's a beautiful story. Really... If I think about it... I'd like a story like that too.

Olmo Montaner:
For a story like that, you have to start from the beginning.


Ancilla:
[looking at a wooden sculpture] Listen... you didn't chose this one at random...

Olmo Montaner:
Well, I was thinking... it's time to start a family.

Ancilla:
Yes but... it takes two people to start a family.

Olmo Montaner:
But there are two of us...



Movie: Magic in the Water(1995)


Joshua:
I'm supposed to wanna do that sort of thing at my age. It's a teen thing.



Movie: Babel(2006)


Chieko:
[signing] They look at us like we're monsters.



Latest Movie News

Beat the Heat -- Hit the Laurelhurst Theater! - Oregonian

Fri, 16 May 2008 23:46:00 GMT
Personally I enjoy the heat and sun, especially after this long, strange winter we've had. But as they say, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, and catch a movie ...

Receta negra del diablo

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:57:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta agradable para el diablo, con el vermú seco,
el ron ligero y la aceituna negros. 1 vermú seco negro de la aceituna
el 1/2 onza ron ligero de 2 onzas revuelve el ron y el vermú con
hielo agrietado y la tensión en un cristal del coctel. Tapa con la
aceituna negra y el servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Grim Brazilian drama opens Cannes film festival - New Zealand Herald

Thu, 15 May 2008 02:54:00 GMT
CANNES - A grim Brazilian drama about society's descent into anarchy launched the Cannes film festival on Wednesday, and politics dominated the opening news conference held by jury ...

Eros and Jaman Announce International Licensing Partnership to Bring ... - TMCnet

Fri, 16 May 2008 23:31:00 GMT
Eros and Jaman Announce International Licensing Partnership to Bring Blockbuster Bollywood Movies to the Internet ...

Grim Brazilian drama opens Cannes film festival - New Zealand Herald

Thu, 15 May 2008 02:54:00 GMT
CANNES - A grim Brazilian drama about society's descent into anarchy launched the Cannes film festival on Wednesday, and politics dominated the opening news conference held by jury ...

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More Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Today's Movie News

Mat-Su Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 16 May 2008 10:22:12 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

YouNewsTV movies show 1962 Junior Rose Parade (KATU Portland)

Fri, 16 May 2008 19:44:50 GMT
YouNewsTV contributor Sherina61 sent in over 10 minutes of great-looking home movies showing a slice of life in Portland from 46 years ago. The silent home movies were shot near Northeast 53rd Avenue and Sandy Boulevard.

Eros and Jaman Announce International Licensing Partnership to Bring ... - TMCnet

Fri, 16 May 2008 23:31:00 GMT
Eros and Jaman Announce International Licensing Partnership to Bring Blockbuster Bollywood Movies to the Internet SAN MATEO, Calif. & MUMBAI, India --(Business Wire)-- Eros International, the leading global studio of Indian filmed entertainment and ...

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