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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

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Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: Madea's Family Reunion (V)(2002)


Jackie:
[about Tina's baby] This can't be Kevin's baby looking like that.



Movie: Vampire in Brooklyn(1995)


Julius Jones:
Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.

Maximillian:
It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.




Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Ryan Dunn:
What a dumbass idea! I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake!

Spike Jonze:
*Offscreen* It's cactus!

Ryan Dunn:
It's cacti! Whatever it is it hurts!



Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)


Sasha:
[Sasha confesses to Nick about who he is] I'm undercover. F.B.I.


Nick:
But you passed the lie detector test.

Sasha:
That's nothing man. Anybody can do that.

Nick:
[with anger in his voice] All this time... y ou've been settin' up on me.


[aims his weapon at Sasha]

Nick:
I believed in you. I trusted you. Brought you into my family...


[shouts]


Nick:
I vouched for you! And you betrayed me?

Sasha:
It's not that simple.

Lester:
[places hand on Nick's shoulder] Don't do it.


[Nick disarms himself, unable to shoot Sasha]

Sasha:
[guilty expression on his face] Well, I'm sorry.



[Sasha walks away to take Lester to safety]

Nick:
I thought we was friends, Sasha.

Sasha:
[stops in his tracks] We still are. You can bet your life on that.



Today's Movie News

Receta azul del loro

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para el loro azul, con ron
hawaiano azul de los schnapps de Maui, del coco de capitán Morgan
Parrot Bay y jugo de piña. 1 los schnapps hawaianos azules de la onza
Maui del ron 1 del coco de capitán Morgan Parrot Bay de la onza jugo
de piña de 1 onza vierten los schnapps de Maui y el ron hawaianos
azules del coco de la bahía del loro sobre un poco de hielo en un
cristal del coctel. Terraplén ...

Receta azul del sexo

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:03:00 +0000
Esto es una receta scrumptious para el sexo azul, con licor el licor
de Curacao, el tequila, del melón azules de Midori y sec triple. el
licor azul de 1 onza Curacao el licor el 1/2 onza sec triple del
melón del tequila el 1/2 onza Midori de 1 onza vierte licor el
curacao, el tequila, del melón azules de Midori y sec triple en una
coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara
bien, tensión en a ...

Receta azul de la chaqueta

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:51:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta agradable para la chaqueta azul, con ginebra,
el licor azul de Curacao y el bitters anaranjado. 1 ginebra azul
anaranjada del licor el 1/2 onza del bitters el 1/2 onza Curacao de la
rociada vierte la ginebra, el curacao azul y el bitters anaranjado en
una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara
bien, filtre en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Sirva en un cristal
del coctel.

Lines from Movies for Today

Today's Lines from Movies:



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Today's Movie News

REVIEW: New 'Buzz!' games offer game show fun - Washington Post

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:48:00 GMT
In this photo released by Sony shows a scene from "Buzz! Quiz TV". Packing over 3000 questions on topics including music, celebrities, TV, sport, science, nature, movies and more, BUZZ! Master Quiz puts gamer’s knowledge to the test at home or on ...

Spike's war story: 'Miracle at St. Anna' recounts tale of black ... - Philadelphia Daily News

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:19:00 GMT
OVER MORE THAN two decades of directing racially charged movies ("Do the Right Thing," "Jungle Fever," "Malcolm X") Spike Lee has become such a lightning rod for controversy, many people will not be able to see that his new work, "Miracle at St. Anna ...

TMZ.com taps Macomb Commissioner Carey Torrice as 'Hottest Politician' - Detroit Free Press

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:48:00 GMT
Revealing photos of a scantily clad Macomb County commissioner may earn her the title of “Hottest Politician” in America by TMZ.com, an entertainment and celebrity gossip Web site. Some of the pictures of Carey Torrice, posted on her Web site ...

Spike Lee's war story - Philadelphia Daily News

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:48:00 GMT
Over more than two decades of directing racially charged movies Spike Lee has become such a lightning rod for controversy, many people will not be able to see that his new work, "Miracle at St. Anna," is really an old-fashioned World War II film ...

Great Quotations

Quotations:





Movie: On the Beach(1959)


Mary:
It's all over now, isn't it?


Peter:
Yes, it's all over.









Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
One! Don't you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you into the ground.



Movie: I Can Make You Love Me (TV)(1993)


Lawrence Kane:
[Mr. Kane spots Richard heading for the building as he is leaving work. Richard is carrying a rifle, 2 shotguns, a series of pistols and more than 200 rounds of ammunition] Whoa!



[turns around as he walks past Farley]

Richard Farley:
[turns to face Kane] Hey Larry - Cowboys and Indians!


[Farley fires his shotgun at Kane, then blows out the building's front doors and enters]





Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Jade Curtiss:
Having this many suicidal people around is really getting on my nerves.



Movie: Halloweentown (TV)(1998)


Aggie Cromwell:
Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble.



Movie: Understanding Jane(1998)


Oz:
Since when did you have to do anything to be guilty.



Latest Movie News

Disney gala shows off upcoming movies - Forbes

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:45:00 GMT
In a gala adorned with Hollywood stars, The Walt Disney Co. wowed an industry crowd Wednesday in a showcase of its upcoming films that included a sequel to its 1982 sci-fi flick ...

Disney gala shows off upcoming movies - Forbes

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:45:00 GMT
In a gala adorned with Hollywood stars, The Walt Disney Co. wowed an industry crowd Wednesday in a showcase of its upcoming films that included a sequel to its 1982 sci-fi flick ...

Receta azul del loro

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para el loro azul, con ron
hawaiano azul de los schnapps de Maui, del coco de capitán Morgan
Parrot Bay y jugo de piña. 1 los schnapps hawaianos azules de la onza
Maui del ron 1 del coco de capitán Morgan Parrot Bay de la onza jugo
de piña de 1 onza vierten los schnapps de Maui y el ron hawaianos
azules del coco de la bahía del loro sobre un poco de hielo en un
cristal del coctel. Terraplén ...

DVD Dribble: Pre-Teen Movies - The Celebrity Cafe.com

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:46:00 GMT
This DVD adaptation of the classic R. L. Stein children’s novella features a family on vacation that happens to arrive at a bizarre amusement park. While the adults try to find ...

Receta azul del loro

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para el loro azul, con ron
hawaiano azul de los schnapps de Maui, del coco de capitán Morgan
Parrot Bay y jugo de piña. 1 los schnapps hawaianos azules de la onza
Maui del ron 1 del coco de capitán Morgan Parrot Bay de la onza jugo
de piña de 1 onza vierten los schnapps de Maui y el ron hawaianos
azules del coco de la bahía del loro sobre un poco de hielo en un
cristal del coctel. Terraplén ...

Quotations Update

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Movie: J.F. Que?(2004)


Mona:
Is that the way it goes?





Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


[Drix is at the bladder, about to board the next barge out]

Osmosis:
Drix! Yo, Drix! Get your time-released butt off this boat. Thrax is alive! Let's go!

Drix:
I'm sorry, Osmosis, I can't help you.

Osmosis:
Excuse me?

Drix:
I wasn't designed to combat a virus. Read my label.


Osmosis:
You gotta learn to think outside the pill box, man. I've known sugar pills who cured cancer, just because they believed they could.

Drix:
Oh, I don't know, Ozzy. Look at me. I'm cherry flavored.

Conductor:
Hey, pal. You on or off?

Osmosis:
Fine. Flush your life down the toilet.

Conductor:
The zipper's down. All ashore who's going ashore.

















Latest Movie News

Oscars tap Laurence Mark as producer, Bill Condon as executive ... - Newsday

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:15:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (AP) _ Two Hollywood veterans, Laurence Mark and Bill Condon , will oversee the next Academy Awards telecast. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences said Wednesday that producer Mark will produce the Feb. 22 show, while writer ...

Disney gala shows off upcoming movies - San Francisco Gate

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:39:00 GMT
Oprah Winfrey will voice the character of Eudora in the hand-drawn Disney animated movie "The Princess and the Frog," the studio announced Wednesday. The popular talk show host will play the mother of the main character, Tiana, in the film, which is ...

"Leatherheads," "Sex and the City: The Movie" released this week - Seattle Times

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:26:00 GMT
Here are some of today's DVD releases. Star ratings are by Seattle Times movie reviewers, freelancers or wire services (for full reviews, go to www.seattletimes.com/movies ). "Sex and the City: The Movie" (R): Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall ...

Great Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Cortana:
[looks at Master Chief] You look nice.

The Master Chief:
Than...


Sergeant Johnson:
Thank you.

The Master Chief:
[looks at Sergeant Johnson]



Movie: Earth Girls Are Easy(1988)


Candy:
Just because they're aliens doesn't mean they can't be dates.







Latest Movie News

CONDE NIXES FLICK SCHTICK - New York Post

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:57:00 GMT
THE rock may be crumbling a bit. Condé Nast's "Movies Rock" concert, which last year was a Hollywood counterpart to the successful, Emmy-winning "Fashion Rocks" concert at Radio ...

Star Movies airs 'War of the worlds' - Indian Television

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:26:00 GMT
MUMBAI: An ordinary man has to protect his children against alien invaders in this science-fiction thriller, loosely adapted from the classic story by H.G. Wells. Dockworker Ray ...

Receta de Jones del buck

Wed, 23 May 2007 13:55:00 +0000
Esto es una receta mouthwatering para el buck Jones, con ron ligero,
el jerez dulce, las cales y la cerveza inglesa del jengibre. 1 ron
ligero del 1/2 onza jugo dulce de la cerveza inglesa del jengibre del
jerez de 1 onza de las cales del 1/2 vierte el ron, el jerez, y el
jugo de la cal en cubos excesivos del highball de un hielo del
cristal. Llene de cerveza inglesa del jengibre, revuelva, y sirva.
Sirva en un cristal de Highball.