Today's Quotes
Quotes:
Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)
Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)
Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!
Chin:
What about the car?
Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!
Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?
Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.
Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!
Feng:
It's a crime you being here!
Chin:
But I'm legal.
[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]
Chin:
See? I've got a permit.
Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!
Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!
Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!
Movie: Vacation(1983)
Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.
Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)
Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.
Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.
Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)
Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.
Movie: Under Siege(1992)
Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.
Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.
Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)
Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!
Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)
Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!
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