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Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




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Receta del coctel #2 de Sevilla

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:01:00 +0000
Esto es una receta encantadora para el coctel de Sevilla # 2, con ron
ligero, puerto rojizo, azúcar superfine y huevo. 1 ron ligero del 1/2
onza 1 huevo azúcar superfine del tsp rojizo del puerto 1 de 1 onza
en una coctelera media llena con los cubos del hielo, combina todos
los ingredientes. Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en un cristal amargo.
Sirva en un cristal amargo del whisky.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army - Washington Post

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:38:00 GMT
This summer, comic-book fans have been spoiled for choice at the multiplex. But despite the hype of "Iron Man" or anticipation of "The Dark Knight," for a select few this season is about one thing: "Hellboy II: The Golden Army." Those fans will be ...

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Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Skipper the Penguin:
[Looking at the shipping label on their crate] Kowalski. What does it say?


Kowalski the Penguin:
I can't make it out, Skipper - it's an older code.

Skipper the Penguin:
Not good enough.


[Looking over at Mason the Chimpanzee]

Skipper the Penguin:
You! Higher mammal. Can you read?

Mason the Chimpanzee:
No, but Phil can. Phil?


[Phil the Chimpanzee begins motioning with his hands, which Maason interprets]

Mason the Chimpanzee:
Ship to... Kenya Wildlife Preserve... Africa.


Skipper the Penguin:
Africa! That ain't gonna fly! Rico!


[Rico begins coughing and spits up a paper clip, with which he picks the lock on the crate. The penguins then escape and take over the ship]







Movie: Othello(1965)


Othello:
O, blood, blood, blood!



Movie: Quai des brumes, Le(1938)


Le peintre:
Some people go fishing or hunting or go to war. Others commit crimes of passion. Some commit suicide. You have to kill someone.

Quart Vittel:
That's life.






Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


[Beth is badly beaten up]

Mavis:
Jesus girl, is that the result of one hell of an orgasm or what?








Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


Velasquez:
SWAT stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. Where were your tactics out there?



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Movie: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D(2005)


Lavagirl:
Hot lava... Hot lava...


[Lavagirl starts melting, turning into lava]



Movie: Once Upon a Crime...(1992)


Hercules Popodopoulos:
Madame, I admire your insouciance.

Marilyn Schwary:
Well, it's the dress; it shows everything.




Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[addressing his troops] We will serve under Major Dundee's command. And until that time, any disrespect you show the Major will be taken as a personal insult by *me*.


Jimmy Lee Benteen:
Don't you worry none, Uncle Ben, when the time comes, we'll turpentine that cauky, chicken-pickin' Yankee...

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[completely deadpan] I am *not* your uncle, you redneck peckerwood. And if you say one more word, you'll spend the rest of this campaign in *chains*.





Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Matt Mateo:
I'm bisexual.

Lucia:
Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.





Movie: Old School(2003)


Frank:
All we are is dust in the wind...



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
If he is a King then where is his crown? I've got a crown, got a very nice one and its here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on?



Movie: Quinceañera(2006)



Carlos:
[Carlos teaches Gary "Echo Parque" sign] Be careful you don't flash that around Temple Street, though.

Gary:
They're the rival gang, right?

Carlos:
They'd kill you.

Gary:
Wow. You really live in a whole other world, don't you?

Carlos:
Nah... you do.





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Movie: M. Butterfly(1993)


Rene Gallimard:
Our world is changing. We French lost our war in Indochina because we failed to learn about the people we sought to lead. It's natural, therefore - correct, even - that they should resent us. How could they do otherwise, when we refused to treat them like fellow human beings?



Movie: Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession (TV)(2004)


Jerry Harvey:
[when asked in the 1980s about the secret of Z Channel's success] I don't know. If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.





Movie: Earth Star Voyager (TV)(1988)


[Jake enters the ship's gym, looking around.]

Brody:
-Crew members are required to work out to maintain muscle tone.

Jake:
-I'm not a crew member.


Brody:
-But what about your body?

Jake:
-What about it?

Brody:
-Aren't you worried about letting it go?

Jake:
-I'm a nice guy, I let it go wherever it wants to. Besides, I only need it to carry my brains around.



Latest Movie News

Receta serpentina

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:35:00 +0000
Esto es una receta encantadora para la serpentina, con ron ligero,
brandy, vermú dulce, jugo del limón, azúcar superfine y el limón.
el ron ligero de 1 onza 1 azúcar superfine del tsp dulce del vermú
el 1/2 del jugo el 1/2 onza del limón del brandy el 1/2 onza de la
cáscara el 1/2 onza del limón de la torcedura en una coctelera media
llena con los cubos del hielo, combina el ron, el brandy, el vermú,
el jugo del limón, y el azúcar. Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en a
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Receta de Cosmobellini

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Receta del coctel de Sevilla

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:26:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para el coctel de Sevilla, con ron ligero,
puerto, azúcar pulverizada y el huevo. ron ligero de 1 onza sacudida
pulverizada tsp del azúcar del huevo entero el 1/2 del puerto 1 de 1
onza todos los ingredientes con hielo, tensión en un cristal amargo
del whisky, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal amargo del whisky.

Receta del resbalador de la sidra de Apple

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:11:00 +0000
Una receta el tentar para el resbalador de la sidra de Apple, con ron,
schnapps de la manzana, los schnapps del cinamomo y la soda spiced
7-Up. 1 onza condimentó el ron 1 soda del chapoteo 7-Up los schnapps
de la manzana de 3/4 onza que los schnapps del cinamomo de 3/4 onza
vierten el hielo excesivo. Sacudara y filtre en el cristal del
tirador. Sirva en un cristal del tiro.

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