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Saturday, February 09, 2008

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Movie: Made(2001)


[Ricky holds some thugs at bay with a pistol]

Thug:
His gun is a fucking starter pistol! I can see the red plug in your fucking barrel!

Ricky Slade:
Listen to me, I intentionally make this gun look that way because I am smart.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Gary:
Yes indeed, Bambi.

Becky:
Lassie Come Home.

Gary:
The Little Mermaid.

Wednesday:
Stoppit.

Joel:
He's only a child.



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Roach:
Via con dios.

The Collector:
And a via con diablos to you, too, sir.



Movie: Tarzan and the Green Goddess(1938)



George:
They attacked me - thousands upon thousands!

Tarzan:
Thousands of what?

George:
Turtles!



Movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks(1996)


Charlie Conway:
[after Cole steals Charlie's lunch] Aww. C'mon, my mommy made me brownies

Fulton:
Yeah, fresh warm ones.

Rick:
It's too bad about your bash brother, I heard he was too scared to leave home.

Fulton:
Portman ain't scared of nothin'.

Cole:
Eww, what the hell kind of brownies are these?

Charlie Conway:
I gotta tell her to stop using horse turds in the recipe.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Felicia:
The only life I saw for the last million miles were the hypnotized bunnies. Most of them are now wedged in the tires.




Movie: Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love(1996)


King:
You must hate me.

Tara:
I don't love you enough to hate you.




Movie: Jack Frost(1996)


Charlie:
Hold on. This is really weird. I just hugged a snowman!



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Priest:
Dex, I find it hard to believe that someone of your, uh...

Dex:
Moral turpitude?

Priest:
Yeah, would ever consider being a priest.

Dex:
Ya know, actually, I was accepted to Divinity school.


Priest:
Really? So what happened?

Dex:
It's like St. Augustine said, ya know: "Lord, give me chastity and virtue, but not just yet."



Movie: The Pagemaster(1994)


Mr. Dewey:
Richard Tylor, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.




Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Kayley:
You *saved* my life! Thank you!

Garrett:
Well, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

Kayley:
Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?

Garrett:
And know I'll thank you...

Kayley:
For what?

Garrett:
For reminding me why I'm a hermit. Good day!




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Movie: Daddy's Dyin'... Who's Got the Will?(1990)


Marlene:
I HAVE lost weight in case y'all ain't noticed!

Evalita:
[under her breath, lighting cigarette] Well why don't you look behind you and you'll find it!



Movie: Babylon 5: The River of Souls (TV)(1998)


David Corwin:
[more Soul Hunter ships arrive] Okay, activate defense grid. Launch all Starfuries. And if they move shoot 'em. If they don't move, shoot twice. They're probably hiding something.




Movie: X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (VG)(2005)


Iceman:
And the crowd goes wild.


[makes a crowd noise]



Movie: Earthquake(1974)


Drunk:
What do you have to do to get a drink around here?



Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Parker:
Please, Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Logan:
Professor said you might be... different.


Dr. Jean Grey:
[as Phoenix] He would know, wouldn't he?



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Mrs. Peatree:
[to herself, very upset] Treason! Obstructing justice? I'm going to be the laughing stock of the entire intelligence community!


[whirls from fireplace to Amy]

Mrs. Peatree:
I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are going to be but a distant dream to you.

Max:
Mrs. Peatree?

Mrs. Peatree:
Is someone speaking to me? Because that would extremely be very ill advised right now.

Max:
Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?


Mrs. Peatree:
Have I NOT been speaking English?



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Sgt. Slaughter:
At ease Renegades! We're going to infiltrate Cobra's armory and destroy it.

Lt. Falcon:
Infiltrate their armory uh? Why don't we go in without any weapons and make it REALLY educational.

Sgt. Slaughter:
Go in without weapons? I like the way you think kid.


[Red Dog, Mercer and Taurus growl at Falcon]



Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Mrs. Sowerberry:
Is the boy mad?

Mr. Bumble:
Tis not madness, Ma'am, it's meat

Mrs. Sowerberry:
Meat?

Mr. Bumble:
Meat, ma'am, meat! If you kept the boy on gruel this would have never have happened.

Mrs. Sowerberry:
Oh my, this is what comes of being liberal.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Sheena Fujibayashi:
I call upon the envoy from the dark abyss, I summon thee, come, Shadow!



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Prot:
I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
[tasting some of his own dinner] This is the food prison riots are made out of.



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Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
I'm in for a quarter.

Murray:
Aren't you going to look at your cards first?

Oscar Madison:
What for? I'm gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi?

Murray:
I get a Pepsi.


Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi.

Roy:
You still didn't fix the refrigerator. It's been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here.

Oscar Madison:
Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I'd go back with my wife. I'm out. Who wants food?

Murray:
What do you got?

Oscar Madison:
I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?

Murray:
What's the green?

Oscar Madison:
It's either very new cheese or very old meat.

Murray:
I'll take the brown.



[Oscar hands Murray a sandwich which Murray starts wolfing down]

Roy:
Are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you?

Murray:
I'm hungry!

Roy:
His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle!

Oscar Madison:
What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!



Movie: Action League Now!!: Rock-A-Big-Baby(1997)


The Flesh:
Ouchies!



Movie: Dark World: Duel of the Assassins (V)(2003)


Nick Holliday:
You know... growing up with a sister like you, just me want the girls even more. Damn your fine.

Princess Arianne:
Your a sick bastard, Nicolas


Nick Holliday:
Don't you ever calll me that, my name is Nick!

Princess Arianne:
Get out of here, Nick. You wouldn't want to miss your little trap now would you?

Nick Holliday:
Don't you worry about that, I can handle those simpletons



Movie: Daddy Day Care(2003)


Charlie Hinton:
So... what else can we learn about?

Jamie:
Dolphins. Dolphins are good.

Max:
Dolphins are fish!

Becca:
No, they're not!

Max:
Yeah-huh, they live in water!

Becca:
That doesn't mean they're fish!

Charlie Hinton:
Hey, hey, hey... Calm down now. Maybe we should just ask another question here.

Jamie:
...Where do babies come from?


Charlie Hinton:
Eh, eh... Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than *that*?



Movie: Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War (VG)(2006)



AWACS:
Galm Team. We can not authorize a retreat. Intercept them.

Larry "Pixy" Foulke:
I figured you'd say that. This is gonna cost you extra.



Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)


[Quoting Deepak Chopra]

Sy Parrish:
The things you're most afraid of have already happened.



Movie: M. Butterfly(1993)


Song Liling:
The Oriental woman has always held a certain fascination for you Caucasian men. Is that not true?

Rene Gallimard:
Yes, but that fascination is imperialist, or so you tell me.

Song Liling:
Yes, it is always imperialist. Sometimes... sometimes it is also mutual.




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Movie: Darkness Waits(2007)


Isaak:
Don't make fun of hearing-impaired people, asshole.



Movie: Only the Lonely(1991)


[repeated line]

Danny:
Sometimes it's good to be a cop.



Movie: Hackers(1995)


Mrs. Murphy:
What did you learn in school today?

Dade Murphy:
Revenge.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 2: Byûtifuru dorîmâ(1984)


[Everyone finds they can't get to their own homes]


Megane:
There's only one thing we can do...


[At Ataru's house]

Megane:
We'd like you to...

Perm, Chibi, Megane, Mendou, Sakura, Shinobu, Kakugari:
PUT US UP FOR THE NIGHT!

Ataru, Mendou:
Why you...!



Movie: On Golden Pond (TV)(2001)


Charlie:
Holy Mackinoley!



Movie: I Am Sam(2001)


[Sam buys a "preowned" answering machine]


Ifty:
Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.



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Silent movies are making a very loud comeback at the McKinney Performing Arts Center.

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Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)


Lt. Harry Garnett DeBuin:
So they are on foot!

McIntosh:
That's a mighty fair description of men without horses, Lieutenant.



Movie: The Pajama Game(1957)


Katie 'Babe' Williams, Grievance Committee:
Married life is lots of fun / Two can sleep as cheap as one



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
They're just a bunch of pansies.

Maurice:
I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.

Julian:
Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


[Ryback and Penn started to fight with the knives and after a few seconds Ryback cuts Penn's coat]

Penn:
Fuck. You ruined my coat!




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Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


Neely O'Hara:
I want a doll! I want a doll!



Movie: Open Range(2003)


[Charley Waite kicks Button off his horse. He falls into the river]


Button:
What you do that for?

Charley Waite:
Cheatin' at cards.

Button:
I apologized to you for that.


[to Boss Spearman]

Button:
Eh, Boss? I apologized to him for that.

Boss Spearman:
Evidently he ain't over it yet.



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


Ben Wheeler:
But leaving would be like giving up.

Phil Taylor:
That's exactly what it would be, Ben - giving up! So let's just give up. Let's get out of here. Let's get ourselves a wagon master and go home. Let's go east. What do you say?

Bartender:
I say you're a bunch of gutless lily-livered, yellow-belly eastern sissies. All you've done since you got here was whine and complain. Now why don't you go back and leave the west to the real men?

Julian Rogers:
Well, actually, I could have the books on the wagon really quickly. And the cappucino machine, you know, is going to travel like a dream.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


[looking through Ryback's palm-pilot]

Travis Dane:
Ryback's tactics.

Penn:
Ryback?

Travis Dane:
That's what it says - Ryback.

Mercenary # 2:
Casey fuckin' Ryback?

Mercenary #1:
Jesus Christ.

Travis Dane:
Who's Casey fucking Ryback?



Movie: Daffy Duck Slept Here(1948)


Porky Pig:
And who is Hymie?

Daffy Duck:
[laughs] Who's Hymie? That's rich, that's a lulu! Hey, Hymie. Come here, get a load of this.


[door closes by itself]

Daffy Duck:
You wanna know who Hymie is, huh? Well, ask me. Go ahead, ask me.

Porky Pig:
Who is he?


Daffy Duck:
Oh, he's not much. Just a kangaroo. Just six feet of kangaroo, that's all.

Porky Pig:
You're pixilated. T-There's no kangaroo in this room.

Daffy Duck:
Oh, yeah? Well, you just watch. Hey, Hymie, come here a minute, kid.


[Daffy steps into an invisible pouch; only his head shows]

Daffy Duck:
No Hymie, huh? How do you suppose I'm doing this?


[Daffy's head starts hopping around the room, as in an invisible kangaroo]

Daffy Duck:
There, I hope you're satisfied. You've hurt Hymie's feelings. He's so sensitive.




Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


Bob:
All I know is what I see. Tug comes in with the bag, just doin' his job, collectin' stuff, and you barge in here accusacating and making demandments.



Movie: Ocean Front Property(2004)


Valerie Rogers:
[on hearing Rick walking down the stairs right after talking about him] Speak of the devil.

Stan Locke:
Speak of the Valerie.

Valerie Rogers:
You do know 'Stan' is only one letter from 'Satan' don't you?

Stan Locke:
[he looks at the distance between them] No, Stan's about five feet from Satan.




Movie: Malcolm X(1992)


Eulogy Performer:
Here - at this final hour, in this quiet place - Harlem has come to bid farewell to one of its brightest hopes -extinguished now, and gone from us forever. For Harlem is where he worked and where he struggled and fought - his home of homes, where his heart was, and where his people are - and it is, therefore, most fitting that we meet once again - in Harlem - to share these last moments with him. For Harlem has ever been gracious to those who have loved her, have fought her, and have defended her honor even to the death.



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