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Friday, November 14, 2008

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Movie: Operation Dumbo Drop(1995)


David Poole:
You know something? This country's really beautiful.

Sp5 Lawrence Farley:
Yeah. Kind of reminds me of home.


David Poole:
[suddenly acid] Oh, really? How exactly does this remind you of home?

Sp5 Lawrence Farley:
Well...

David Poole:
No, Farley, tell me, what is it? The spirit-crushing humidity? The disease-bearing insects? Or is it that special feeling that comes from the knowledge that at any given moment, a sniper's bullet could come spiralling towards your forehead?



Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Mrs. Piper:
I never did like that Barnaby. Would you like to come by my shoe for dinner sometime?

Justice Grimm:
Delighted.



Movie: Taps(1981)


General Harlan Bache:
[Bache is talking with Moreland and the outgoing Cadet Major, on the occassion of Moreland's ascendancy to the same rank for the next class] Honor. Burglar-proof, fool-proof, weather-proof, one hundred-proof.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Amber Von Tussle:
[Amber is gossiping with two friends in school] Anyway, she was right there in the car, in plain sight of just everybody at the hop. She was NUDE.

Amber's school friend #1:
No!

Amber's school friend #2:
That fat thing?

Amber Von Tussle:
Tracy Turnblad is a WHORE.



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Steve Arlo:
I don't think he's ever kissed a girl. He's like 30-something years old.



Movie: K-19: The Widowmaker(2002)


Captain Alexei Vostrikov:
Under no circumstances will I abandon my boat or my crew to the enemy.



Movie: Valley of Fire(1951)


[Breezy rides up to Blanche's wagon wearing his Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes]



Today's Movie News

Cablevision launches Bollywood hits on SVOD service - Indian Television

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:54:00 GMT
MUMBAI: Cablevision Systems Corp has announced the launch of Bollywood ‘Hits On Demand’ as the company's first international subscription video-on-demand (SVOD) service for iO ...

Receta de la Kim-Baya

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:39:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la Kim-Baya, con la vodka, el licor azul de Curaçao, el licor del plátano y el jugo de arándano. licor azul de 1/3 onza Curaçao licor del plátano de 1/3 onza
vodka de 1/3 onza
ingredientes del Stir del jugo de arándano de 2 - 3 onzas junto en un vidrio de coctel enfriado, y servicio.
Servicio en un vidrio de coctel.

Insurers get OK to take Citizens policies - Orlando Sentinel

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT
Six property insurance companies have received approval from Florida Insurance Commissioner Kevin McCarty to assume up to 110,000 policies from Citizens Property Insurance. The six ...

James Bond's misfires - Fort Wayne Journal Gazette

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:51:00 GMT
James Bond fans are a serious lot, and the online discussions of the best movies, actors and chase scenes from the films get pretty intense. Quite honestly, I’m afraid to offer ...

New and classic spy movies on DVD - Regina Leader-Post

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:18:00 GMT
The first six Bond movies to be released (separately) in high definition look and sound sensational ... if you can get them to play. As I mentioned a week or so ago in my Leader ...

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Movie: The Other Side of Heaven(2001)


John Groberg:
There is a connection between heaven and earth. Finding that connection gives meaning to everything, including death. Losing that connection makes everything lose meaning, including life.



Movie: One Eight Seven(1997)


Trevor Garfield:
Your whole way of life is bullshit! Macho is bullshit!

Cesar:
But it's all I got!



Movie: Queer as Folk 2 (TV)(2000)


Nathan Maloney:
But you're coming back, though...?

Stuart Allen Jones:
What, come back to this? The ghetto: alleyways stinking of piss, beggars in every doorway, straights and students coming to look at the freak show, and all the idiots saving all week, saving their stupid money from their stupid idiot jobs so they can come and shoot their load with some stranger. And just you look after it, this stupid little street. It's the middle of the world. Cos on a street like this, every single night, anyone can meet anyone. And every single night, someone meets someone.

Vince Tyler:
It's all yours now; all of them -- all the poofs and all the dykes, and all the people in between. And this lot, they'll shag ya. They'll rob ya. Some of them might even love ya. And they'll all forget you in the end. Just stick with your friends -- you'll be fine.


Stuart Allen Jones:
You fuck it up, and I'll come back



Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Natalie:
You're fucking crazy!

Brenda:
I prefer the term "eccentric". But, yeah, I guess I'm a little "nutty".



Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Luke:
No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.



Today's Movie News

Holiday movies: History, mystery, comedy - Orlando Sentinel

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT
The holidays are upon us, that magical season of family and film, merriment and multiplexes. It's the second-biggest cinema season of the year, and with good reason. People need to ...

Cablevision launches Bollywood hits on SVOD service - Indian Television

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:54:00 GMT
MUMBAI: Cablevision Systems Corp has announced the launch of Bollywood ‘Hits On Demand’ as the company's first international subscription video-on-demand (SVOD) service for iO ...

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Movie: Tadpole(2002)


Diane:
I don't think Eve is happy. There's a void. Something's missing.

Oscar:
What makes you say that?

Diane:
It's a woman thing. I sense it. I feel it. Plus, last week she said there was a void and something was missing.



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Marcus:
I got the letter. Thanks.

Fiona:
Oh my God. I'd forgotten.

Marcus:
You forgot? You forgot a suicide letter?

Fiona:
Well I didn't think I'd have to remember it, did I? Did you read the part where I said I'd always love you?

Marcus:
It's a bit hard for you to love me when you're dead, isn't it?



Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


[the team's progress is halted by a firmly locked gate]

Deke:
Ain't this a bitch?

Street:
A cold hard one.



Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)


Professor Charles Xavier:
A hasty council of war was held consisting of some of the most powerful mutants alive. Their mutual goal: end this new threat before it ends them. Nothing short of the fate of mutantkind hung in the balance.



Movie: Queen of the Damned(2002)


Lestat:
Boo! That was quite a performance. You should learn to be more careful.

Jesse:
Thanks.

Lestat:
For what?

Jesse:
You saved me.

Lestat:
How presumptuous.



Movie: D.O.A.(1950)


Frank Bigelow:
Forget the bills. You know that coat you want? Get it.

Paula Gibson:
You ARE drunk!



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Kim Day Craig:
Brett is now the official Cumputa City floater.


Kath Day Knight:
Oh! A floater. Well, what does that pacifically entail, Kim?

Kim Day Craig:
Well, Brett sort of explained it like he's kind of like an octopus. You know, spreading his testicles over all departments.

Kath Day Knight:
Oh, that sounds like a big job.



Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


Grunt:
[after sticking with plasma grenade] Oh No! Not again!




Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
Lawrence, you awake?

Lawrence:
Yeah.

Peter Gibbons:
You wanna come over?

Lawrence:
No, thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.



Today's Movie News

New and classic spy movies on DVD - Regina Leader-Post

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:18:00 GMT
The first six Bond movies to be released (separately) in high definition look and sound sensational ... if you can get them to play. As I mentioned a week or so ago in my Leader ...

IT playing a major role in Bollywood - Economic Times

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:23:00 GMT
Watching the movie, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic one sees Rishi Kapoor acting as God, working in a virtual heaven , looking at people on earth through his magic ball. Then there’s ...

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Movie: Kansas City Confidential(1952)


Tony Romano:
It don't take no big thinking to figure a couple of guys like us ain't in this bananaville on a vacation!




Movie: Earl's Your Uncle(2004)


Geary:
They can maybe cure of the gambling, but not the dreaming and the scheming. And Earl, he's a born schemer. Probably lifted the doctors's watch coming out of the fucking birth canal.



Movie: Halloween Treat (V)(1982)


Madam Mim:
[preparing for a wizard's duel] Now, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.


Archimedes the Owl:
Rules indeed, why she only wants rules so she can break them.

Madam Mim:
[to Archimedes] I'll deal with you later, feather brain.


[to Merlin]

Madam Mim:
Rule 1, no mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule 2, no make believe things like oh... pink dragons and stuff. Rule 3, NO disappearing.

Merlin:
Rule 4, no cheating.



Movie: Sabretooth (V)(2002)


Kara Harmon:
He could be right behind me and I wouldn't even know it!



Movie: Absence of Malice(1981)


James A. Wells, Assistant U.S. Attorney General:
You had a leak? You call what's goin' on around here a leak? Boy, the last time there was a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat.




Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Ben Chapelski:
Let's see how you like my... COCK ROCKET!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Robert Langdon:
The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Rosslyn waits / The blade and chalice watch o'er her gates / Adorned by masters loving art she lies / As she rests beneath the starry skies.



Movie: Tale of a Vampire(1992)


[first lines]


Edgar:
It was many and many a year ago / In a kingdom by the sea / That a maiden there lived whom you may know / By the name of Annabel Lee



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman:
We sunk a truck! Let's get the hell out of here!




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Rico the Penguin:
Ka-boom?

Skipper the Penguin:
Yes Rico. Ka-boom.



Movie: Tangents(1994)


Lisa:
Bring your ray gun?



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Gomez:
That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!



Today's Movie News

Insurers get OK to take Citizens policies - Orlando Sentinel

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT
Six property insurance companies have received approval from Florida Insurance Commissioner Kevin McCarty to assume up to 110,000 policies from Citizens Property Insurance. The six ...

Receta de la Kim-Baya

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:39:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la Kim-Baya, con la vodka, el licor azul de Curaçao, el licor del plátano y el jugo de arándano. licor azul de 1/3 onza Curaçao licor del plátano de 1/3 onza
vodka de 1/3 onza
ingredientes del Stir del jugo de arándano de 2 - 3 onzas junto en un vidrio de coctel enfriado, y servicio.
Servicio en un vidrio de coctel.

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Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


Catherine Walsh:
[seeing Lamb standing up] Don't get up Mr. Lamb. You make a better target sitting down.

Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director:
I'm guessing that our visit does not deliver our fugitive.

Catherine Walsh:
Not with all of the horseshit you've been handing us.

Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director:
Excuse me?

Catherine Walsh:
For starters, the fingerprints you have planted at the scene.



[shows a picture of a hand of a mysterious figure holding a briefcase]

Catherine Walsh:
You want the illustrated version?


[hands Lamb the picture]

Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director:
[after looking at the picture] Can you excuse us gentlemen?


[the men that were in Lamb's meeting leave]


Special Agent Frank Barrows:
Where did you get these photographs?

Catherine Walsh:
Off of U.N. surveillance tapes.

Special Agent Frank Barrows:
That is highly classified material.

Bertram Lamb, Security Service Director:
Do you know anything about this agent Barrows?

Special Agent Frank Barrows:
I'll look into it.

Sam Gerard:
I'll tell you what you should look into, is how you got those fingerprints in the first place, but let me save you the trouble because you had them on file because our boy worked for you just like the two dead guys. Is that right or wrong?

Catherine Walsh:
[sternly] We want some answers Mr. Lamb. Or I'm on the next plane to Washington.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
Daddy, it's September Saturday, and we're not going, because I'm a big girl now. Daddy, why do we have to go and get big?

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Oh, it's not because you're so big. I think you're still pretty little. But we just can't manage Heaven's Gate anymore because... things are all changed.

Molly Middleton:
Because Mommy's going away?

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Because of a lot of things. We're all so sorry, you, and Daddy... and your mother, I guess. But we'll just have to look for something else to have fun with. There's going to be a circus in town next Saturday. Gee, I'd like to see a circus, won't you?

Molly Middleton:
I'd like to see a circus if it didn't come on September Saturday.



Movie: Keys to Tulsa(1997)


Richter:
So, how do you like our new dad?

Billy:
I like all our dads.



Movie: Palindromes(2004)


'Dawn' Aviva Victor:
I want to have lots and lots of babies so that way I will always have someone to love.



Movie: Bacall on Bogart (TV)(1988)


Lauren Bacall:
As a result of Casablanca, Jack Warner made the brilliant discovery that Bogey had sex appeal ... As you might imagine, Bogey thought that was pretty funny. He said, "I'm the same man I have always been. Jack doesn't realize that if Bergman looks at any man with love in her eyes, he must have sex appeal."




Movie: Mad Dog and Glory(1993)


Mike:
Slip your piece under the towel.

Andrew:
I got no beef with you.

Mike:
Are you sweet? Is that your problem?

Andrew:
Come on, I'm on the job.


Mike:
You ain't on my fuckin' job.



Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)


Emma Bovary:
Do you know, Charles, why that clock strikes? To announce the death of another hour.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Toot:
[Leaning over Grace's open coffin] Friends forever G.


[Gives Grace a gentle kiss]

Toot:
That's all I ever meant, honest. But you're right, I'm just a stupid kid who lives in an old wreck of a car!


Boogie:
She loved you Man, she loved you.



Today's Movie News

Receta de DeRosier

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:03:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para DeRosier, con ron del anejo, whisky del
borbón, cacao de de de nata oscuro, brandy de la cereza y crema
pesada. el ron del anejo de 1 onza cacao de de de nata oscuro pesado
del brandy el 1/2 onza de la cereza del whisky el 1/2 onza del borbón
de la crema el 1/2 onza de 1 onza en una coctelera media llena con los
cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Pozo de la sacudida.
Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en a ...

When you're no chip off the old block - New Zealand Herald

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:10:00 GMT
They seem to be from different generations, if you believe the characters in And When Did You Last See Your Father? . Yet Jim Broadbent is 11 years older than his on-screen son ...

James Bond's misfires - Fort Wayne Journal Gazette

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:51:00 GMT
James Bond fans are a serious lot, and the online discussions of the best movies, actors and chase scenes from the films get pretty intense. Quite honestly, I’m afraid to offer ...

Bonding to Bond - Columbian

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT
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Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Latest Movie News

Broadcasters shy away from new Bollywood releases - Economic Times

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:23:00 GMT
MUMBAI: The cash crunch plaguing the money market has now come to hit Bollywood. Seeing an apparent lack of value, broadcasters have stopped buying television rights for movies ...

New and classic spy movies on DVD - Regina Leader-Post

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:18:00 GMT
The first six Bond movies to be released (separately) in high definition look and sound sensational ... if you can get them to play. As I mentioned a week or so ago in my Leader ...

Receta de rey Cole Cocktail

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:07:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para rey Cole Cocktail, con el whisky escocés, pulverizó el azúcar, la naranja y la piña. 1 piña de la rebanada de la naranja 1 de la rebanada
el tsp del 1/2 pulverizado azucara
desorden del whisky escocés de 2 onzas la rebanada anaranjada, la rebanada de la piña y el azúcar pulverizado en la parte inferior de un vidrio pasado de moda.
Agregue el whisky escocés, 2 cubos de hielo, y el stir.
Sirva en un vidrio pasado de moda.

Quantum of Solace - Dallas Observer

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Receta de Martini de la avellana

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:26:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para la avellana Martini, con Ketel licor
una vodka y avellana de Frangelico. ingredientes de 1 de la onza Ketel
uno de la vodka el 1/2 onza Frangelico de la avellana cosechadora del
licor con hielo en un cristal que se mezcla. Filtre en un cristal
enfriado del coctel, y servicio. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

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Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Latest Movie News

Bonding to Bond - Columbian

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT
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Retroceso de receta de la vaca con el pie

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:16:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para golpear la vaca con el pie, con el jarabe de arce, la crema y el whisky. crema de 1/3 onza jarabe de arce de 1/3 onza
ingredientes de la sacudida del whisky de 2/3 onza junto con el hielo.
Filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

MOVIES: Documentary shows women helping end war in Liberia - The Washington Times

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:07:00 GMT
"Pray the Devil Back to Hell" doesn't have any of the accouterments seemingly essential to the modern documentary. There are no hammy narration, jokey interludes or music played to ...

Receta de rey Cole Cocktail

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:07:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para rey Cole Cocktail, con el whisky escocés, pulverizó el azúcar, la naranja y la piña. 1 piña de la rebanada de la naranja 1 de la rebanada
el tsp del 1/2 pulverizado azucara
desorden del whisky escocés de 2 onzas la rebanada anaranjada, la rebanada de la piña y el azúcar pulverizado en la parte inferior de un vidrio pasado de moda.
Agregue el whisky escocés, 2 cubos de hielo, y el stir.
Sirva en un vidrio pasado de moda.

Bonding to Bond - Columbian

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT
Olga Kurylenko stars in Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures/Columbia Pictures/EON Productions’ action adventure “Quantum of Solace.” Daniel Craig stars as James Bond in Metro ...

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Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Latest Movie News

Bonding to Bond - Columbian

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:57:00 GMT
Olga Kurylenko stars in Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures/Columbia Pictures/EON Productions’ action adventure “Quantum of Solace.” Daniel Craig stars as James Bond in Metro ...

Retroceso de receta de la vaca con el pie

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:16:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para golpear la vaca con el pie, con el jarabe de arce, la crema y el whisky. crema de 1/3 onza jarabe de arce de 1/3 onza
ingredientes de la sacudida del whisky de 2/3 onza junto con el hielo.
Filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

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Straight to the Quotations ...



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



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