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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Today's Quotations

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Movie: Orlando(1992)


Narrator:
She's lived for 400 years and hardly aged a day; but, because this is England, everyone pretends not to notice.




Movie: One Special Night (TV)(1999)


Catherine:
Feed the body food and drink, it will survive today. Feed the soul art and music, it will live forever.



Movie: The Taming of the Shrew (TV)(2005)


Petruchio:
What's all this fuss about, just because I was fifteen minutes late?

Kate:
And dressed like a Christmas Tree!



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Lt. Rico Patrone:
Even great men have to pee.



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Bradford Galt:
One thing led to another, and he led with his right.



Movie: D.C. Cab(1983)


Tyrone:
Where to?

Angel of Death:
I am the Angel of Death. Take me to hell.

Tyrone:
Got any luggage?



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Forrest Taft:
Whoa! My long lost friend Michael!

Michael Jennings:
[referring to Masu] Who's this? Is this the slope bitch you've been banging?

Forrest Taft:
Nah. Not her.

Michael Jennings:
Is this the one who's got you all concerned about the dirty snow? Jesus, Forrest! You and me, we bought hookers better than this for five bucks in Bangkok!



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Craig Willmore:
[Alternate Responce] That's a lovely color on you.

Mary Astadourian:
[Sarcastic] Thank you! I picked it myself.



Movie: The Pagemaster(1994)


Adventure:
How would you like to curl up with a good book?


[Fantasy wallops him]


Adventure:
Ow, me binding!

Fantasy:
In your dreams!



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
All this time I thought I was more to you than a flaccid story.



Movie: Pal Joey(1957)


Linda English:
I'm never drinking again.

Joey Evans:
First hangover?

Linda English:
Why does it feel so bad?

Joey Evans:
It only feels so bad in the morning cause it feels so good the night before.



Movie: Ydmygede, De(1998)


Lars von Trier:
The morning of July 21. Our final week. I'm prepared. I've slept fairly well even though I realized last night that the lump in my throat must be cancer of the esophagus.



Latest Movie News

In search of the silver lining - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:06:00 GMT
Matt Kennedy-Good will be known to some nzherald.co.nz readers from the Mongolian Rally Blog he wrote earlier this year. Fresh from that adventure he's embarked on one of a ...

'Gaming share to double by FY10' - Business Standard

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:37:00 GMT
Unlike common perception, Disney hasn’t bought out UTV. They have only invested 32 per cent which has triggered an open offer of 20 per cent. Disney has acquired these 20 per ...

Can America confront its present? - Scoop

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:25:00 GMT
Something I noticed about Argentines while visiting Buenos Aires recently: they seem to have an almost unquenchable thirst for living. Maybe that's because, a generation ago ...

'Gaming share to double by FY10' - Business Standard

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:37:00 GMT
Unlike common perception, Disney hasn’t bought out UTV. They have only invested 32 per cent which has triggered an open offer of 20 per cent. Disney has acquired these 20 per ...

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Movie: R.O.T.O.R.(1989)



Greg Hutchins:
You look like you got both eyes coming out of the same hole!



Movie: The Ultimate Gift(2006)


Red Stevens:
You can teach someone what character is. You can tell them "do this! Do that" but at some point, the gifts need input, intuition, dreams. One needs to be the freedom to dream, then act on it. Even if you don't have a dream of your own, you can give dreams to others-help them to fulfill their dreams!



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Conal Cochran:
[upon entering Cochran's underground laboratory] Those who went before me, you know they-they never dreamed of anything like this.


Daniel Challis:
What is this place?

Conal Cochran:
Can't you tell? A vast... Ancient techology. Ha ha ha, a good magician never explains. Come on, then, you've still got time to figure it out all by yourself.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


David:
[looking at himself in the mirror]


Guy in Bathroom:
Dude, fix your fucking face.


[friend laughs]

David:
[starts laughing]



Movie: Jack and the Beanstalk (TV)(1967)


Jack's Mother:
Jack, where have you been?


Jack:
Out. And up.



Movie: I Am Dina(2002)


Dina's Father:
Jacob owns the biggest merchandised establishment in the whole county. He is a wealthy man.

Dina:
He can wipe his ass with his money.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep...



[10-second pause]

Julian:
[shouts] How long is this going to take?



Today's Movie News

Saudi Arabia 'may allow' cinemas after three-decade ban - Daily Telegraph

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:09:00 GMT
The chief of Saudi Arabia's powerful religious police has said some movies may be acceptable in the kingdom, despite a three-decade ban on cinemas, local press reported on Sunday.

'Gaming share to double by FY10' - Business Standard

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:52:00 GMT
Unlike common perception, Disney hasn’t bought out UTV. They have only invested 32 per cent which has triggered an open offer of 20 per cent. Disney has acquired these 20 per ...

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Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Fishwoman with basket at station:
Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady.



Movie: The Magic Christian(1969)


Hon. Esther Grand:
[as all hell breaks loose, aboard the Magic Christian] Youngman, what IS going on?


Youngman Grand, Esq.:
[innocently] Ship's concert, I shouldn't wonder.



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Charley Waite:
You ever seen one this bad?

Boss Spearman:
Not since Noah and the Flood.

Mose:
Well, you should know, Boss, since you was there.

Boss Spearman:
What'd you say?

Button:
He said, "You should know since you was there."




Movie: Accepted(2006)


Uncle Ben:
I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Luc:
You're discharged... sarge.



Movie: Quick(1993)


Quick:
What kind of hostage are you anyway?




Movie: Danny the Dog(2005)


Bart:
Look who's come home to his lovin' Uncle Bart!



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)



V:
[fights with a suit of armor] Hah! Take that my fat metal friend!



Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)


Bastion:
The irony is exquisite, isn't it? Your mutant gifts will be used to bring your kind to its knees. This is your true destiny: the harbinger of mutant extinction.



Movie: The Object of My Affection(1998)


Constance:
Do you love him?


Nina:
Yeah, whatever that means.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Mitzi:
Tack-a-rama!



Today's Movie News

iPhone - netbook or notbook? - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:55:00 GMT
People still speculate that Apple will release a netbook. I think this is more from hope rather than evidence-supported speculation - currently, anyway, Apple's position is that ...

Carrey wins weekend; storms keep attendance down - Johnson City Press

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:34:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES — Movie audiences greeted Jim Carrey and Will Smith with a lukewarm “yes’ as snowstorms undermined weekend debuts from both stars. Carrey’s comedy “Yes Man ...

'Yes Man' tops weekend box office - Asheville Citizen-Times

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:08:00 GMT
Movie audiences greeted Jim Carrey and Will Smith with a lukewarm "yes" as snowstorms undermined weekend debuts from both stars. Carrey's comedy "Yes Man" opened at No. 1 with $18 ...

Latest greatest Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Border Guard:
So, how long you've been in Mexico?

Pedro:
A week. I mean a day.

Border Guard:
Well, which is it? A week or a day?

Pedro:
A weekday.




Movie: Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers: To Live and Die in Starlight (TV)(2002)


Sarah Cantrell:
Today is a good day to die.

David Martel:
Oh with you every day is a good day to die!



Movie: UHF(1989)


Raul Hernandez:
This is my ant farm. These little guys can lift fifty times their own weight. They also spend weeks digging these little tunnels. And hey, they really hate it when you do this.


[Raul picks up the ant farm and shakes it]

Raul Hernandez:
Oh look. They're really mad now.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
You had to do it, didn't you? Had to be the big Mick Man, taking on the fire bare-handed instead of protecting your probe?

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
I *had it* under control! He just wouldn't listen to me!

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
He's a *candidate*! YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! You shouldn't have had him up there in the *first place*!


[Steven walks away]


Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
YOU BURNED HIM, STEVEN!

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
FUCK YOU!


[keeps walking away]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
Don't you walk away from me...


[Steven turns aroung and slugs Brian]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
[Brian goes after Steven, resulting in a brawl]




Today's Movie News

Carrey's Yes Man is more of a US 'maybe' - West Online

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:39:00 GMT
Movie audiences greeted Jim Carrey and Will Smith with a lukewarm "yes' as snowstorms undermined weekend debuts from both stars. Carrey's comedy Yes Man opened at No.1 with $US18.2 ...

Audiences give lukewarm ‘yes’ to ‘Yes Man’ - MSNBC

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:51:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES - Movie audiences greeted Jim Carrey and Will Smith with a lukewarm "yes' as snowstorms undermined weekend debuts from both stars. Carrey's comedy "Yes Man" opened at ...

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Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Today's Movie News

Carrey's 'Yes Man' earns aye vote with $18M debut - WTOP Radio

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:00:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Movie audiences have greeted Jim Carrey and Will Smith with a lukewarm "yes" as snowstorms undermine debuts from both stars. Studio estimates Sunday put Carrey's ...

Carrey's Yes Man is more of a US 'maybe' - West Online

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:06:00 GMT
Movie audiences greeted Jim Carrey and Will Smith with a lukewarm "yes' as snowstorms undermined weekend debuts from both stars. Carrey's comedy Yes Man opened at No.1 with $US18.2 ...

'Gaming share to double by FY10' - Business Standard

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:20:00 GMT
Unlike common perception, Disney hasn’t bought out UTV. They have only invested 32 per cent which has triggered an open offer of 20 per cent. Disney has acquired these 20 per ...

Saudi religious police says some movies possibly OK - MSN Indonesia News

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:26:00 GMT
The chief of Saudi Arabia's powerful religious police said some movies may be acceptable in the kingdom, despite a three-decade ban on cinemas, local press reported on Sunday ...