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Movie: Zelig(1983)


Leonard Zelig:
I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch.



Movie: Tasogare Seibei(2002)


Zenemon Yogo:
So they sent you...

Seibei Iguchi:
Zenemon Yogo, by order of the clan, I come for your life. Draw your sword, please.

Zenemon Yogo:
[Intoxicated] Have a drink? I know you're all keyed up, but I'm going to run.


Seibei Iguchi:
Run?

Zenemon Yogo:
Yep. I want you to let me get away. If you please.

Seibei Iguchi:
I didn't expect that fromt he clan's best one-sword man. My orders are to kill you. I can't let you escape.

Zenemon Yogo:
Don't be so impatient, you can kill me at anytime. I'd like to talk to you. Have a seat. It's a nice day.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Zach Braff:
Somebody really did tell me that their buddy was writing a movie about snowboarders.

Natalie Portman:
But wait, aren't you writing a movie about surfers?



Movie: Halloween 5(1989)


Dr. Samuel Loomis:
Today someone dug up a coffin of a nine-year-old girl, Jamie. Jamie, you're nine years old. What do you think he's going to do with that when he finds you?



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Flight Lt. H.B. Martin, DSO, DFC, AFC:
[looks out cockpit canopy at the Moehne as the attack formation arrives, and flak starts coming up] There it is, boys. Bit aggressive, aren't they? Someone's woken them up. What do you think about it, Bob?

Flight Lt. R.C. Hay, DFC:
My goodness. It's... It's big, isn't it? Can we really break *that*?



Today's Movie News

Receta del coctel de Miami

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:21:00 +0000
Una gran receta para el coctel de Miami, con el ron, creme de menthe y el jugo de limón blancos. 1 ron del blanco del 1/2 onza
1 jugo de limón de la rociada
el 1/2 oz creme de menthe vierte el ron, la creme de menthe y el jugo de limón blancos en una coctelera de coctel media llena con hielo agrietado.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un coctel ...

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Latest Quotes

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Movie: Oh, God!(1977)


Jerry Landers:
If you're God, how can You permit all the suffering that goes on in the world?

God:
I don't permit the suffering - you do.



Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)


[Rio has just bluffed his way out of jail with an empty pistol]

Rio:
Looky here, Lon; wasn't loaded.




Movie: On the Beach(1959)


Julian Osborne:
The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide.



Movie: The Valley of Gwangi(1969)


Professor Bromley:
Don't you see...we must follow the gypsy trail to the forbidden valley because where there is one Eohippus there must be others. At least two, the sire and the mare, possibly more. Just think what you and Miss Breckenridge could do with a dozen Eohippi?



Movie: The Adventures of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina (V)(2002)


The Mole King:
My bride is AWOL! I want her back, tout de suite! Understood?

Daniel:
Eh, not sure I grasp the French, but I'm with you on the general meaning.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
I'm $800 behind in alimony. Let's raise the stakes.

Roy:
They can do it, you know.

Oscar Madison:
Do what?


Roy:
Throw you in jail.

Oscar Madison:
Never. If she can't call me up once a week to aggravate me, she's not happy.

Murray the Cop:
Aren't you worried about the kids?

Oscar Madison:
Murray, the kids are living in their grandfather's house with a swimming pool in California. Can we just play cards?

Roy:
I told you you'd get into trouble. It's because you don't know how manage anything. I should know - I'm your accountant.

Oscar Madison:
If you're my accountant, how come I need money?

Roy:
If you need money, how come you play poker?

Oscar Madison:
'Cause I need money.

Roy:
But you always lose.


Oscar Madison:
That's why I need the money.

Roy:
Then don't play poker.

Oscar Madison:
Then don't come to my house and eat my potato chips.


[grabs the bag of potato chips on the poker table and flings the entire contents all over the living room]

Oscar Madison:
You see, wise guy? Potato chips!

Murray the Cop:
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.


[an argument ensues with everyone bickering all at once]


Murray the Cop:
What are you yelling about? We're playing a friendly game!


[the bickering continues]

Murray the Cop:
All right, all right, ALL RIGHT! Calm down, calm down, take it easy. I'm a cop, you know - I can arrest the whole lousy game.


[they all quiet down]

Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the cop is right. Let's just play cards and please hold them up. I can't see where I marked them.

Roy:
He owes money to his wife, his government and his friends and he still won't take it seriously.

Oscar Madison:
Life goes on even for those of us who are divorced, broke and sloppy.




Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Katherine:
Regrets are a waste of time. They're the past crippling you in the present.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Bishamon:
Don't be scared! I'll only cut off one of your heads! Guess!



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Receta de medianoche del coctel

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:20:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el coctel de medianoche, con brandy del albaricoque, sec triple y el jugo de limón. brandy del albaricoque de 1 onza 1 jugo de limón del tbsp
el sec triple del 1/2 onza vierte el brandy del albaricoque, el sec triple y el jugo de limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

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Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Skipper the Penguin:
Africa? That ain't gonna fly!



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


[Ace is chasing the villain with a monster truck]

Ace:
Nobody wants to play with me!



Movie: The Unexpected Pest(1956)


Mouse:
[Wakes up to the smell of cheese] I know, I'm in heaven.


[Sees Sylvester]

Mouse:
No, I must be in the other place.

Sylvester:
Well, I'll tell ya where you're gonna be, unless you do as I tell you, and that's down the hatch.



[Points at mouth]

Mouse:
Oh, please, spare me, Mr. Pussycat! I'll do anything you say.

Sylvester:
Okay. But remember, you disobey me, and it's down the hatch.

Mouse:
No! No! Not that! I'll be your slave.

Sylvester:
Okay, slave. I've got a job for ya.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
It's pretty racy. I don't know if you could take it two nights.

Silvio Ciccone:
Oh, you had to get racy on me, huh?

Madonna:
Dad, I'm not getting racy. I've been racy.

Silvio Ciccone:
Well, can't you tone it down a bit?

Madonna:
For you? No, because that would be compromising my artistic integrity.

Silvio Ciccone:
Of course.



[pause]

Silvio Ciccone:
Do you undress in this performance?

Madonna:
No! Of course I don't.



Today's Movie News

British haka rubbishing draws NZ fire - Stuff

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British haka rubbishing draws NZ fire - Stuff

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:06:00 GMT
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Limey grita receta

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:42:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para Limey grita, con la vodka, la soda de la
fruta cítrica del rocío de la montaña y el jugo de cal. 1 vodka de
la soda el 1/2 onza de la fruta cítrica del rocío de la montaña del
jugo de cal del chapoteo el 1/2 onza vierte todos los ingredientes en
una coctelera de coctel con hielo. Filtre en un cristal del tiro, y
servicio. Sirva en un cristal del tiro.

Angola: All Set for Cinema Festival - AllAfrica.com

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:48:00 GMT
The director of the Angolan Institute of Cinema, Audiovisual and Multimedia (IACAM), Miguel Horst, assured this Friday in Luanda, that all logistical conditions are created for the ...

Heroes without capes - Calgary Sun

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Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Biff Tannen:
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Marty McFly:
[under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!




Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Jack Baer, FBI:
They tell me you got the cripple from New York in there. He mention Keyser Soze?

Dave Kujan:
Who?

Jack Baer, FBI:
Bear with me here...

Dave Kujan:
[Kujan bursts into Rabin's office] Who's Keyser Soze?

Verbal:
Ohhh, fuck!



Movie: Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (TV)(1971)


Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
You're crazy; you can't swim!

Robin:
But if I go back on my word it will be


[pause]

Robin:
unprincely.

Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
And if you drown it'll be unfrogly.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)



Shipwreck:
Save my bones for Davy Jones!



Movie: The Ugly(1997)


Simon Cartwright:
Is that offer still open? To try on you what I tried on that bitch?



Movie: Sabretooth (V)(2002)



Lola Rodriguez:
Poor guy, how'd you get roped into this?

Jason:
My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I'd go virtual camping. She told me she'd give me a virtual beating and I don't know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don't know if there's enough air up here to be fresh, though.

Trent Parks:
You can't baby 'em.

Casey:
I'm doing the training this year.

Trent Parks:
You might as well do it right.

Casey:
Are you gonna criticize everything I do?

Lola Rodriguez:
Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.

Trent Parks:
Do it your way.

Leon Tingel:
He's an asshole, anyway.


Trent Parks:
He's just trying to get in your pants, Casey.

Casey:
Yeah, well maybe he will.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...



Movie: Obyknovennoye chudo (TV)(1978)


Minister Administrator:
You are attractive. I am devilishly attractive. Why should we waste our time?



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Lynda:
Now when we get inside, Annie will distract Lindsey and we go upstairs to the first bedroom on the right. Got it?

Bob:
First I rip your clothes off...

Lynda:
Don't rip my blouse, it's expensive you idiot!


Bob:
Then I rip my clothes off, then I rip Lindsey's clothes off, yeah I think I got it.



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Receta de la isla del melón

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:21:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta apetitosa para saber si hay isla del melón, con la vodka, el licor de Pisang Ambon, el licor de la pasión-fruta, el helado de vainilla y el jugo de piña. 1 vodka de 1/3 onza
licor de 1/3 onza Pisang Ambon
licor de la pasión-fruta de 1/3 onza
helado de vainilla de 2/3 onza
3 cosechadora del jugo de piña de 1/3 onza la vodka, el pisang ambon, el licor de la pasión-fruta, el helado de vainilla y el jugo de piña en un coctel ...

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Today's Quotations:

Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
What the hell are you doing?

Brad:
I'm slashing my wrist.

Rick Gassko:
With an electric razor?

Brad:
Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades.

Rick Gassko:
Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Cerrano:
[goes up to bat] How are you, my friend?

Jack Parkman:
Look at the scoreboard. Budda, I'm doing just fine.


Cerrano:
That last pitch was beautiful, man.


[hits home run]

Cerrano:
But not as beautiful as that.

Cerrano:
[to Parkman] Look. At. The. Scoreboard. Now, Grasshopper.



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Nanahuatzin (grandmother):
[in Nahuatl, to the sacrificial princess] My child, take and eat of the great mushroom, so that you do not feel this day... or the next.




Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Zach Braff:
There are people who really speak Klingon, you know that, Natalie?

Natalie Portman:
Uhm, no; I'm in Star Wars, not Star Trek. I know it's confusing.



Movie: Ultimate Spider-Man (VG)(2005)


Spider-Man:
I am gonna smack the green right off you!



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Receta de la isla del melón

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:21:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta apetitosa para saber si hay isla del melón, con la vodka, el licor de Pisang Ambon, el licor de la pasión-fruta, el helado de vainilla y el jugo de piña. 1 vodka de 1/3 onza
licor de 1/3 onza Pisang Ambon
licor de la pasión-fruta de 1/3 onza
helado de vainilla de 2/3 onza
3 cosechadora del jugo de piña de 1/3 onza la vodka, el pisang ambon, el licor de la pasión-fruta, el helado de vainilla y el jugo de piña en un coctel ...

Receta mexicana del tornillo

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:48:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta de buen gusto para saber si hay el tornillo mexicano, con tequila y el zumo de naranja. 1 zumo de naranja del tequila 4 el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza vierte el tequila y el zumo de naranja en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Sacuda bien, tensión en un vidrio de highball llenado de los cubos de hielo, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de Highball.

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Movie: Old School(2003)


Mitch:
A professor lived here for like thirty years and died.

Beanie:
That's awesome.



Movie: Of Human Bondage(1934)


Mildred Rogers:
[after having her baby] Funny looking little thing, isn't it? I can't believe it's mine.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Casey Ryback:
Keep the faith, Strannix.



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Kim Day Craig:
You know, Brett, it's one thing to crack onto someone else, but what's hurt me more deeply than I can say is that you'd chase someone as foul as Kelly!



Movie: Major League(1989)


[Introducing himself]

Willie Mays Hayes:
Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.




Movie: xXx(2002)


Gibbons:
Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?



Movie: Vampire Hunter: The Animated Series (V)(1997)


[in disgust over how the monks tried to burn Felicia alive]

Lord Raptor:
No mercy for the innocent? Is that it?



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Mike Lowery:
[pretending to be drunk] Nigga, who is it at the door?

Marcus Burnett:
It's Reggie!

Mike Lowery:
Who the fuck is Reggie?

Marcus Burnett:
Came to take Megan out.

Mike Lowery:
[to Reggie] What you want, nigga?

Reggie:
I'm here... to take his daughter out.


Mike Lowery:
Motherfucker, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?

Reggie:
Yes, sire?

Mike Lowery:
How old is you?

Reggie:
Fifteen.

Mike Lowery:
Shit, nigga. You at least thirty.



Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)


[from trailer]

Tanis:
You don't scare me, Selene.

Selene:
Well, we'll have to work on that.



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Movie: One Down, Two to Go(1982)


J:
I may not know kung fu, but I'm an expert in gun fu.



Movie: Zandalee(1991)


Johnny:
People die and people die , everybody dies... leave him.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Gibson:
Sir, have a drink to celebrate. We've done the trick!

Group Capt. Whitworth:
What trick?

Gibson:
Flying at 150 feet. No need for alimeters. No need for anything else.

Group Capt. Whitworth:
Well, how's that?


Gibson:
Why, *simple!* A couple of spotlamps. One in the nose and the other in the belly. Trained to shine down and meet together at 150 feet below the aircraft.

Flight Lt. J.V. Hopgood, DFC:
All you've got to do is watch through the cockpit blister and keep the two spots plumb together on the ground, or the water, and there you are at 150 feet. Accurate to an inch!

Group Capt. Whitworth:
Yeah, but that would mean carrying lights right into the attack!

Flight Lt. H.B. Martin, DSO, DFC, AFC:
Well, that's better than finishing up in the drink.

Group Capt. Whitworth:
That's wonderful! How did you think of it?

Gibson:
Oh genius, pure genius. We gave the idea to Farnborough and they did the rest.

Flight Lt. D.J. Shannon, DSO, DFC:
Still need a bombsight that'll work at low level.

Flight Lt. D.J.H. Maltby, DSO, DFC:
And when are we going to get the real bombs.

Gibson:
[Takes Whitworth aside] You know it's getting on these fellows' nerves not knowing a damn thing about anything.


Group Capt. Whitworth:
I know. But the old boy's got new trials on Friday. You ought to go down again. He's pretty sure it'll work this time.



Movie: The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary(2003)


Damon Packard:
CGI rules! Go, digital, go!



Today's Movie News

Receta del coctel de Miami

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:21:00 +0000
Una gran receta para el coctel de Miami, con el ron, creme de menthe y el jugo de limón blancos. 1 ron del blanco del 1/2 onza
1 jugo de limón de la rociada
el 1/2 oz creme de menthe vierte el ron, la creme de menthe y el jugo de limón blancos en una coctelera de coctel media llena con hielo agrietado.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un coctel ...

Receta maya de la puta

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:46:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta deliciosa para saber si hay la puta maya, con el licor del tequila, de café de Kahlua, el jugo de piña, agua de soda y el jarabe de la granadina. 1 jugo de piña enfriado onza del 1/2
1 jarabe de la granadina del tsp
licor de café del 1/2 onza Kahlua
agua de soda del 1/2 onza
el tequila de 3/4 onza vierte el tequila en un vidrio de coctel.
Agregue el jugo de piña, remate con soda y flote la granadina en ...

Receta de la isla del melón

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:21:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta apetitosa para saber si hay isla del melón, con la vodka, el licor de Pisang Ambon, el licor de la pasión-fruta, el helado de vainilla y el jugo de piña. 1 vodka de 1/3 onza
licor de 1/3 onza Pisang Ambon
licor de la pasión-fruta de 1/3 onza
helado de vainilla de 2/3 onza
3 cosechadora del jugo de piña de 1/3 onza la vodka, el pisang ambon, el licor de la pasión-fruta, el helado de vainilla y el jugo de piña en un coctel ...

Blockbuster Tuesday: Minority Report - ONE News

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:38:00 GMT
Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg teamed up for this big budget futuristic action thriller loosely adapted from the story by Phillip K. Dick. Cruise plays divorced cop John Anderton ...

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