Movie Quotes for Today

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Seaweed:
Why are you all tied up?

Penny Pingleton:
My mother caught me hiding a fugitive without her permission.



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Tantor:
[Terk is dressed in Jane's dress to lure Kerchak away] Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you.

Terk:
Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing.



Movie: X2(2003)


Storm:
Can you teleport inside?

Nightcrawler:
No. I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall.



Movie: Urban Reign (VG)(2005)


Brad Hawk:
Nobody's innocent. Justice? It's an illusion. Uncertainty is the only sure thing... Uncertainty creates fear, and fear creates money. Green Harbor... Just another urban labyrinth... The El Dorado, full of fear to cash in on. Gangs rush in to get their hands on that gold. But those days are over now. My name is Brad Hawk. I'm a professional. I do things my way. I answer to no one.



Movie: Our Town (TV)(1989)


Mrs. Soames:
What did she die of, Julia?

Mrs. Gibbs:
In childbirth.

Mrs. Soames:
Childbirth. I'd forgotten all about that. My, wasn't life awful--and wonderful.



Movie: Varsity Blues(1999)


Charlie Tweeder:
Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Ofelia:
Hi! Are you a fairy?



Movie: Open Season(2006)


Elliot:
I get it. You're like a pet.

Boog:
I'm nobody's pet!

Elliot:
[Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Old Biff:
Buttheads...



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
Yo, you didn't see this thing. This ain't no ordinary household germ. This thing's bigger than all of us; it's big even for Frank's body! It's like a


[sic]

Osmosis:
Al Roker germ, a Heavy D germ!

Cop:
You talkin' about this?


[holds a short, dumpy germ; all laugh]

Osmosis:
Yeah, uh... y'know, he's slouching right now.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Bretodeau, The Box Man:
Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into a rusty little box.



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
[Trying to decide how to introduce himself to Dave] Does the name Lucifer mean anything to you?





Movie Reviewer Keith Van Sickle takes on August Rush (49 ABC News Topeka)

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:26:05 GMT
Keith Van Sickle reviews the new movie "August Rush". Find out what he did and did not like about this movie.

Television movies for the week of Dec. 2 (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:33:29 GMT
Television movies for the week of Dec. 2

Marbury’s father dies during Knicks’ game

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:16:00 GMT
Newsday - In a noticeably empty Knicks locker room, where almost every locker was empty, a human element was added to Stephon Marbury's troubled season last night. After a 115-104 loss to Steve Nash and the Phoenix Suns at Madison Square Garden, Marbury was ...

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Great Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys(1989)


Jack Baker:
You look good.

Susie Diamond:
You look like shit.

Jack Baker:
No, I mean it. You look good.

Susie Diamond:
I mean it, too. You look like shit.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


[Drew and Jake are about to enter a life of crime... ]

Jake Rumsey:
Say, how'd that Jane Eyre turn out?

Drew Dixon:
Oh, fine, fine.


[To bank patrons]

Drew Dixon:
Stick 'em up.



Movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks(1996)


Coach Orion:
Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced?

Goldberg:
Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around.



Movie: Oklahoma Crude(1973)


Mason:
You don't like men much, do you?

Lena:
No.

Mason:
Maybe you're the kind who prefers women.

Lena:
No. Women are even worse; they try to be like men, but they can't cut it. I'd like to be a member of a third sex.

Mason:
Third sex? Mmm-hmmm. Well, which article would you have - the one that goes in, or the one that goes out?

Lena:
Both.

Mason:
Well, which one would you favor?

Lena:
Both. If I had both sex organs, I could just screw myself, couldn't I? Well, couldn't I?


[Mason gets up to leave the shack]

Lena:
Aren't you going to finish your soup?



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Harmonica:
And Frank?

Snaky:
Frank sent us.

Harmonica:
Did you bring a horse for me?

Snaky:
Well... looks like we're...


[snickers]

Snaky:
...looks like we're shy one horse.

Harmonica:
You brought two too many.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
I never thought you'd be on MY side!

Drix:
I never thought you'd be right.



Movie: Up the Chastity Belt(1971)


Scheherazade:
[performing the film's title song] Give me a modern man who knows how it has to be / Not some old miser who's guarding my chastity / Treating his woman as though she were some kind of chattel / It's unnatural / Give me a born true fighter who'll willingly tilt for me / Not some poor flower who'll suddenly wilt when he's hard / Pressed, right in the thick of the battle / Oh for a knight for my nights! / Oh for a knight for my nights! /



Movie: Out(1982)


Empty Fox:
[after smoking a "friendship pipe"] Now I am connected to you, you are connected to me and we are connected to this place. The rest is postcards!



Movie: X-Men(2000)


[to Senator Kelly]

Magneto:
Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind. The Brotherhood of Mutants. Oh, it's not so surprising really. Mankind has always feared what it doesn't understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator, and certainly don't fear me. Not any more.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Feel the prana!



Latest Movie News

Best movies of 2007 that (almost) nobody saw (Portsmouth Herald)

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:04:55 GMT
As 2007 races to its conclusion, we thought we'd take a look at some critically lauded movies that audiences didn't exactly rush to see, most of which are now available on DVD. Some of them have a shot at making Top 10 lists or getting awards...

Movie Review: Awake (Blogcritics.org)

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:11:39 GMT
A horror story reduced to medical malpractice cleanup. The realm of real world medicine is rife with syndromes and conditions that would make a fantastic movie base. First time writer/director Joby Harold picked a doozy when he sat down to write the script for Awake. Think about this, just for a moment: you need to have major surgery, the surgical team preps you for the procedure, and you are ...

Hollywood sci-fi movie to be filmed in NZ (NZPA via Yahoo!Xtra News)

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:36:46 GMT
A new Hollywood sci-fi movie is set to be filmed in New Zealand late next year.

Operating-table thriller will anesthetize you

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:30:00 GMT
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Quotes for Today

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Movie: The One(2001)


Prison Warden:
Yulaw, are you ready?

Yulaw:
[looks at Warden] Are you?



Movie: Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (TV)(1988)


[The family just stopped for Ralph's mother to look at house rugs]

Old Man:
[to himself] Just once, I'd like to get to Ollie's before dark, just once.



Movie: Quills(2000)


Simone:
Tell him that if he discovers our whereabouts, you'll slit your wrists with a razor, and I'll drive a hatpin through my heart.

Prouix, the Architect:
You'd do that, rather than forsake our love?

Simone:
No. But tell him I would anyway.



Movie: Halls of Montezuma(1950)


Sgt. Randolph Johnson:
Wasn't there a comment by your General Sherman about war?

Lt. Butterfield:
Yeah, he said, "War is Hell." What did he know, that eight-ball never left the states.



Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


Grunt:
[after sticking with plasma grenade] Oh No! Not again!



Today's Movie News

Kent rider was dummy but trooper wasn't

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:27:00 GMT
Seattle Times - According to a plea agreement, investigators searched Merrill's home and computer in September 2006 and found more than 50 movies of child pornography and some 2,300 images of child pornography. He pleaded guilty in July. Seattle Times staff and The ...

Abortion absent at the movies (Provo Daily Herald)

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:10:39 GMT
In America, about one in five pregnancies end in abortion, according to the latest figures from the Guttmacher Institute. In recent American movies, however, every unplanned pregnancy is carried to term. From "Knocked Up" to "Waitress" to "Juno," opening Dec.

Chinese tourism in U.S. expected to blossom

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:13:00 GMT
Daily Pilot - They see all the Hollywood movies, and they see the culture. America in Chinese literally means 'beautiful country.' There's a lot of mystique." Traditionally, Chinese tourists have been viewed as budget travelers. Mark Liberman, chief executive of LA ...

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Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
You mean she would rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her?



Movie: Mafia: Lost Heaven (VG)(2002)


Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo:
Its gonna be okay Sam we've gotten through worse.

Sam:
Heh-heh ya... we have?



Movie: Kaasua, komisario Palmu!(1961)


Frans J. Palmu:
Oh, by the way: Where were you last night between 11pm and 12pm?

Judge Lanne:
Me? I was at my club. I left after 12 pm.

Frans J. Palmu:
What is the name of your club?

Judge Lanne:
The Silent Pole Vaulters Club.



Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


[after being "HA!"-ed]

Ivan Alexeev:
I'm gonna make him eat that syllable.



Today's Movie News

France leads crackdown to end illegal file sharing

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:45:00 GMT
International Herald Tribune - As Hallyday found himself in a familiar place last month - atop the French charts with a new album - Sarkozy outlined an aggressive proposal to crack down on Internet piracy of music and movies. Under the plan drawn up by a government-commissioned ...

AOL uses Amazon Unbox for pay-to-download TV, movies (San Jose Mercury News)

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:09:34 GMT
AOL on Friday scrapped its year-old pay-for-download service in favor of Web retailer Amazon.com's technology for selling movies and TV shows online.

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