Today's Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Taras Bulba(1962)


Taras:
My son, why? Why?

Andrei Bulba:
I did what I had to do.

Taras:
From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the steppes. You were my pride! I gave you life. It is on me to take it away from you.



Movie: Ladder 49(2004)


Linda Morrison:
Hi, I've heard alot about you!

Chief Kennedy:
Yeah?

Linda Morrison:
Yeah; you wear really sexy boxers, right? With the red love hearts on them?... little too tight?



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


[after waking from his coma and watching a video of his surgery]

Castor Troy:
Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.



Movie: Quick(1993)


Quick:
Who would ever believe I'd marry a geek like you?

Herschel:
What makes me a geek? Just because I haven't killed anybody since breakfast, that makes me a geek?



Movie: Mahou sentai Magirenjâ vs Dekaranger(2006)


[after crashing into a pile of garbage, Kai sees Ban in his battlized armor]

Kai Ozu:
Who is this idiot? You're in the way. Move!



Movie: Darkness (V)(1993)


Tobe:
Not another night - God, not another.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Natsuki Mogi:
It's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Forrest Taft:
I wouldn't dirty my bullets.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


The Master Chief:
[watches the Arbiter struggle against the Gravemind's tentacles] Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Bill:
A *real* native is someone who is willing to die fighting for his country. There's nothing more to it.



Movie: Backbeat(1994)


John Lennon:
Hello, Ladies and Genitals. We're the band. You'll be happy to know we keep our clothes on. On drums, Mr. Pete Best! On guitar, Mr. Paul McCartney. On bass, recently arrived from the dark side of the moon, Mr. Stuart Sutcliffe. And on guitar, Mr. George Harrison. He's only just on solid food. My name is Lennon, John Winston Lennon. My parents named me after Churchill, John Churchill, the wet fish man. They were thinking of naming me after my father, but Dad's such a stupid fuckin' name, don't you think?



Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Nacho:
Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.

Chancho:
Are you leaving us?

Nacho:
No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.



Today's Movie News

Movies opening this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:51:13 GMT
Two kids, tired of getting beaten up by the school bully, hire a wacky bodyguard to protect them in "Drillbit Taylor, one of the movies opening this week.

Tiny-screen movies demand new ideas

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:01:00 GMT
Detroit News - David Lynch is grim-faced on YouTube. In a clip excerpted from a special edition of his inscrutable feature film "Inland Empire," the filmmaker leans toward a microphone and says ...

Walker's Wants to Clean Up Movies (KIFI Idaho Falls)

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:38:48 GMT
A local video storeowner thinks movies are just too graphic, so know he's carrying a new device to help you take the 'trash' out.

Hassidic actor exits film amid uproar

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:48:00 GMT
Jerusalem Post - We don't go to the movies, so to be in a movie is the worst thing," said hassidic community activist Isaac Weinberger. Executive ...

Marvel Studios Enters into Free TV Rights Deal with FX for Marvel's ...

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:02:00 GMT
Forbes - Marvel Studios, a subsidiary of Marvel Entertainment, Inc. (NYSE: MVL) has entered into its first basic cable distribution relationship for its self-produced movies through an ...

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Movie: Our Fathers (TV)(2005)


Cardinal Bernard Law:
[To Olan] The church didn't fail you. I failed you.



Movie: Macbeth(1948)



Lady Macbeth:
[during Macbeth's strange behavior at the banquet] This is the very painting of your fear. This is the air-drawn dagger which you said led you to Duncan.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


[repeated line]


Officer Crabtree:
Good Moaning.



Movie: S.O.B.(1981)


Tim Culley:
It's been my experience that every time I think I know "where it's at," it's really somewhere else.



Movie: The Quiet Earth(1985)


Api:
You tell lies!




Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


Jack Foley:
It's like seeing someone for the first time, and you look at each other for a few seconds, and there's this kind of recognition like you both know something. Next moment the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Zelos Wilder:
[regarding Genis] You're an obnoxious brat, you know that?



Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)


Fox:
You see that the King did not write his own speech, Mr. Pitt.

Pitt:
The King will do as he's told, Mr. Fox.

Fox:
Then why not be rid of him? If a few ramshackle colonists in America can send him packing, why can't we?



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
I'll kill ya... a little bit!



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


[In the desert]

Oscar Madison:
I think I figured out where we are.


Felix Unger:
Where?

Oscar Madison:
In a Clint Eastwood movie.



Today's Movie News

Ballerspiel hilft im Kampf gegen Krebs

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Deutsche Soldaten – zu dick für die Front?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:12:00 GMT
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Schiffbruch für die "Gustloff"

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:58:00 GMT
Der Spiegel - Ausnahmsweise mal nicht der "Tatort": Das ZDF-Historienepos "Die Gustloff" verbuchte die beste Quote des Sonntags. Verglichen mit dem Erfolg ähnlicher Event-Movies säuft der ...

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Movie: Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (V)(2000)


Jack Frost:
I now pronounce you... totally fucking dead



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Frank T.J. Mackey:
In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any hardbody blonde just dripping to wet your dock. Bottom line? Language. The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. Tap directly into her hopes, her wants, her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. I don't care how you look. I don't care what car you drive. I don't care what your last bank statement says. Seduce and Destroy produces an instant money-back guarantee trance-like state that will get you this - naughty sauce you want fast. Hey - how many more times do you need to hear the all-too-famous line of 'I just don't feel that way about you?'



Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Andrew Carnes:
[singing] The farmer is a good and thrifty citizen, no matter what the cowman says or thinks! You'll seldom see him drinking in a barroom.

Curly:
[singing] Unless somebody else is buying drinks!



Movie: "10-8: Officers on Duty"(2003)


Deputy Rico Amonte:
Somewhere up there, my mom is really proud of me.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Louis Strack Jr.:
Robert, I have good news and bad.

Robert Durant:
Custom dictates that you render the bad news first.

Louis Strack Jr.:
We have a little problem with Miss Hastings. It appears she has uncovered our alliance.

Robert Durant:
No problem at all. And the good news?


Louis Strack Jr.:
Your wife died.


[Busts out laughing]

Louis Strack Jr.:
I'm joking, of course. No. The good news is that I know who's behind our little troubles of late. When you retrieved my memorandum, you failed to excise the good doctor.

Robert Durant:
Westlake? He's extinct. I saw to it myself.

Louis Strack Jr.:
He's alive. I don't like loose ends, Robert. Finish it.

Robert Durant:
Where is he?

Louis Strack Jr.:
I believe we have a guide.



Movie: The Octagon(1980)


Scott:
Doggo is not the answer... nswer... swer... wer... er... r...



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
If I get nothing because of you, you'd better run.



Movie: Daddy Day Care(2003)


Mr. Carrott:
B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I! I am the broccoli and don't know why! C-A-R-R-O AND A T! Carrots are healthy for you and me!



Today's Movie News

Receta del jugo del trébol

Sun, 27 May 2007 21:32:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta distintiva para el jugo del trébol, con
ginebra, tequila, ron, vodka, el licor azul de Curacao y el jugo
anaranjado. 1 ginebra azul del licor 1 el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza
Curacao 1 ron del 1/2 onza 1 tequila del 1/2 onza 1 jugo anaranjado de
la lata de la vodka 1 del 1/2 onza en un cristal del huracán llenó
de hielo vierte cantidades iguales de todos los licores. Tapa apagado
con la naranja ...

HDNet Movies Gets 'Sneaky With Flawless The Demi Moore thriller will debut two days before it opens in the theaters. (TVPredictions.com)

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 13:05:36 GMT
The HD 'sneak peek' is part of an ongoing marketing plan by HDNet co-founder Mark Cuban to build interest in his high-def TV channels -- and his company's original film productions. (HDNet and HDNet Movies are available on satellite and several cable systems.)

Movies: The stars come out in Vegas to start the summer movie hype (The Salt Lake Tribune)

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:25:41 GMT
LAS VEGAS - The studios came to ShoWest, the annual convention of movie-theater owners and operators, to wine and dine and to knock exhibitors' socks off with their biggest summer movies.

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Latest greatest Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Easter Parade(1948)


[the bartender hands Don his drink]

Don Hewes:
Can you drown a brunette in this?

Mike the Bartender:
How tall is she?

Don Hewes:
Five foot six.

Mike the Bartender:
[filling the glass a little more] Try this.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Amanda:
Is that your bathing suit?


Wednesday:
Is that your overbite?

Gary:
One of you will be the drowning victim and the one will be our lifesaver.

Amanda:
I'll be the victim!

Wednesday:
All your life.



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


The Man:
Congratulations, Mr. Feather.


Mr. Feather:
Thank you, Mister... The Man.



Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


The Collector:
Perhaps you've got something to trade after all.

Max:
Keep talkin'


The Collector:
Twenty-four hours of your life, in return, you'll get back what was stolen.

Max:
Sounds like a bargain.

The Collector:
It's not.



Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Professor William Wexler:
Had those before?

Brenda:
Yeah. They're Pop Rocks; they crackle in your mouth.

Professor William Wexler:
Eat some... thirsty?... What's wrong? Something you might have heard about mixing Pop Rocks and Soda?

Brenda:
Well, supposedly, your stomach and your intestines and everything bursts.



Movie: Maciste nelle miniere di re Salomone(1964)


Maciste:
Take this net off me and I'll tear your army to pieces!




Movie: One Per Cent(2006)


Gracie:
Some people like art, I happen to like fashion. You like Chopin... Ok, I think he's boring. You like Chopin... I like... Chopard, Ok, what's the difference. I mean fashion is art, right? It's an expression of who I am.



Movie: Gall Force: Eternal Story(1986)


Rumy:
[to Patty's male clone] You're not exactly like Patty. You're different... down there.



Movie: UHF(1989)


[In the "Spatula City" advertising commercial]

Sy Greenblum:
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like the spatulas so much, I bought the company.




Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


Dominic:
What do you think will happen?

Finch:
What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people *with* guns.



Today's Movie News

The hottest prospects from ShoWest are real sizzlers (USA Today)

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:45:49 GMT
When it comes to summer movies, size matters. And the biggest movies introduced at last week's ShoWest convention in Las Vegas were clear winners among the nation's theater owners, who got a glimpse of the highest-profile fare. Among those films, filmmakers and stars who had the conference buzzing:

Halle Berry has baby girl in L.A. (USA Today)

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:30:45 GMT
Halle Berry doesn't just play a mom in movies anymore.

Art Brodsky: Movie Spies Are Fun; Movies' Spying On The Internet Is Not (HuffingtonPost)

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:53:16 GMT
Net Neutrality has nothing to do with prohibiting innovation or for making movies available in the future. If anything, a free and open Internet would put all movie makers on equal footing.

Movies opening this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:51:13 GMT
Two kids, tired of getting beaten up by the school bully, hire a wacky bodyguard to protect them in "Drillbit Taylor, one of the movies opening this week.

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Movie: Back to School(1986)


Executive #2:
The toy division has come up with a new doll idea to go along with our children's clothing line. We call them Melon Patch Kids. Now, the competition exploits the notion that their dolls are orphans. The Melon Patch Kids are not orphans... they're abandoned! We think it's a winner.



Movie: The Onion Field(1979)


[the two are eating at a diner]

Det. Karl Hettinger:
You feel like another piece?

Det. Ian Campbell:
Nah, I just got my weight below 200.


Det. Karl Hettinger:
At least you're tall enough to carry it. Married life's making me feel like an avocado with feet.



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Franklin Nelson:
What happens to that lie detector of yours when it detects your own bullshit?



Movie: Facade(2000)


Colin Wentworth:
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.



Movie: Queen of the Damned(2002)


Lestat:
A London goth. It's funny. I would have pegged you for a Talamascan.

Jesse:
Maybe in another light.

LA Groupie:
I'm an Episcopalian!

Roger:
And I'm a friggin' Buddhist. Uh, Lestat...

Lestat:
Roger, would you take our little Episcopalian back to church?



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


Snoop:
I'm a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.

Babe:
Oh.

Snoop:
It's all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pappy O'Daniel:
And furthermore, by way of endorsing my candidacy, the Soggy Bottom Boys are gonna lead us all in a rousing chorus of "You Are My Sunshine."


[Applause. Pappy turns away from the mike, towards Everett]

Pappy O'Daniel:
[no-nonsense] Ain't you, boys?

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Governor, it's one of our favorites.

Pappy O'Daniel:
Son... you're gonna go far.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Joe Young:
Ben, use your hamster style!



Movie: The Tattered Dress(1957)


Michael Reston:
When I spill a drink on the carpet, my butler cleans up after me.

James Gordon Blane:
When you spill blood, your lawyer is expected to do the same.


Michael Reston:
Exactly.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Ofelia:
My name is Ofelia. Who are you?

Pan:
Me? I've had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am... I am a faun. Your most humble servant, Your Highness.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Thelma:
Oscar, what are two wide-awake girls going to do with one hunky, funny guy?

Oscar Madison:
Why don't we all write a suggestion on a piece of paper?




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Ellen Griswald:
We're not really violent people. This is our first gun.

Clark Griswald:
No, it isn't.



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Movie Quotes:

Movie: xXx(2002)


Gibbons:
Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Tom Jeffers:
Funny having to sleep with a sitting-room between us.


Gerry Jeffers:
And the doors locked.

Tom Jeffers:
You don't have to worry about that.



Movie: The Making of 'Amadeus' (V)(2002)


Neville Marriner:
Apart from being rather flattered that they'd thought of me I thought that, so long as it didn't turn into some Hollywood scenario, I would be quite interested in.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Spike Jonze:
[Acting like an old man on a scooter] You're a nice man. Would you like to come over for dinner?



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Jean Girard:
My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants. To retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use.

Ricky Bobby:
That's Dumb

Jean Girard:
Why is it dumb?


Ricky Bobby:
Nah that's dumb



Movie: Made on Broadway(1933)



Jeff Bidwell:
Careful, Mike; careful! You are speaking of the lady I almost loved.

Terwilliger:
The dames *you've* almost loved would read from here to Chicago--laid end to end.

Jeff Bidwell:
[thinks this over a moment] What a...quaint expression.



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


Bob McKenzie:
Eh, hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Dr. Allan Pearl:
I think I got a, a, an entertaining bug... from my grandfather... uh, Chaim Pearlgut, who was very very big in the, um, Yiddish, uh, theater, back in New York. He was in the, the very... the sardonically irreverent..."Dybbuk Shmybbuk, I Said 'More Ham'"... and that revue I believe was 1914, and that revue was what made him famous. Incidentally, the song "Bubbe Made A Kishke" came from that revue.




Movie: Majo no takkyûbin(1989)


Ursula:
We each need to find our own inspiration, Kiki. Sometimes it's not easy.



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Any laptops to recommend for watching movies?

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:20:00 GMT
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Crowds Listen As 'Horton' Rakes in $45M

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:34:00 GMT
Forbes - With the two "Ice Age" movies, "Horton" and "Robots," Blue Sky Studios now has four of the top six March debuts of all time. "They should rename March 'Blue Sky month,'" said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Media By Numbers.

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