Today's Quotations

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Movie: Uncommon Valor(1983)


Sailor:
Boy... usin' that martial bullshit on me's gonna get real expensive.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Delmar O'Donnell:
You work for the railroad, Grampa?

Blind Seer:
I work for no man.

Delmar O'Donnell:
Got a name, do you?

Blind Seer:
I have no name.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...




Movie: Tale as Old as Time: The Making of 'Beauty and the Beast' (V)(2002)


Kirk Wise:
We were kinda made the acting directors of this film which meant that uh

Gary Trousdale:
We had to act like directors



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Fearless Leader:
There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now.

Pottsylvanian scientist:
What about that movie Roger Rabbit?

Fearless Leader:
Shut up. This is totally different.


[pauses]


Fearless Leader:
There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now.



Movie: Kaijû daisenso(1965)



Glenn:
Get a load of that.

Astronaut K. Fuji:
Godzilla!



Today's Movie News

The ’70s were good for a laugh then ... they still are

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:17:00 GMT
Worcester Telegram & Gazette - The Farrelly brothers had a blast with the ’70s in “Kingpin,” on my list as one of the funniest movies ever made, and certainly the best film ever to juxtapose bowling and ...

Receta de Freddy Kreuger

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:43:00 +0000
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especial escocés del oro de la onza Jose Cuervo del whisky 4 de la
pimienta de la onza de la salsa 4 de la onza Johnnie del walker de la
etiqueta caliente del negro vierte escocés y tequila en un cristal
grande del tiro. Agregue ...

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Movie Quotations for Today

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Rollo Latham, Durant Henchman & CEO Inter-City Land Development:
[about Dr. Brinkman] Do you want me to make him the usual offer?


Robert G. Durant:
I don't think we should attract too much attention to ourselves, Rollo, why don't you try money instead?



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Bartleby Gaines:
Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wrong?

Rory:
I... I... I- I didn't get into Ya- I didn't get into... I-I-I I didn't get into Yal- I didn't get into Yale.

Bartleby Gaines:
What? Why not?

Rory:
Well, there's no room for Rory at Yale! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Beaumont:
I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.

Ordell Robbie:
Aw, come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.

Beaumont:
Well, if that's what they doin', they done did it.

Ordell Robbie:
How old is that machine gun shit?

Beaumont:
About three years...

Ordell Robbie:
Three years? That's a old crime, man! They ain't got enough room for all the niggers running around killing people today, now how are they gonna find room for you?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


[Devlin has just provided Steiner with a much-needed resource]

Colonel Kurt Steiner:
Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man.

Liam Devlin:
Col. Steiner, you're an extraordinary judge of character.



Movie: The Tall Guy(1989)


Ron Anderson:
You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.

Dexter:
You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.

Ron Anderson:
I am the producer.

Dexter:
In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!

Ron Anderson:
Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.

Dexter:
In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!

Ron Anderson:
[slams the door in Dexter's face]


Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!



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Great Quotes

Quotes:

Movie: The Adventurers(1970)


Girl journalist Belinda:
Is it true you've made love to every woman in this room?

Dax Xenos:
[eying her lustfully] Not yet...




Movie: Under the Boardwalk(1989)


Midos:
[Hands surfboard to Nick] Hey, it's just dying in here. A stick is meant to be rode.



Movie: One Step Ahead(2005)


Kevin Radner:
So what, let's kill all the lawyers?

Danny Wilson:
No, lets just make sure we punish all the criminals.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?

Tommy Johnson:
Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.


Delmar O'Donnell:
Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?

Tommy Johnson:
Well, I wasn't usin' it.



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Topiltzin:
[in Nahuatl] Part of me wants you to become one with our Mother Goddess... but another part wants you to stay here with me.

Xilonen (sacrificial princess):
[in Nahuatl] Do not suffer. This is what my heart desires.




Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
This damn bike. I hate this bike. I hate this frigging bike. Stupid bike.

Lucille:
Daniel. What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?

Daniel:
Because I felt like it.




Movie: Mad Max 2(1981)


Pappagallo:
What is it with you, huh? What are you looking for? C'mon, Max, everybody's looking for something. You're happy out there, are you? Eh? Wandering? One day blurring into another? You're a scavenger, Max. You're a maggot. Did you know that? You're living off the corpse of the old world. Tell me your story, Max. C'mon. Tell me your story. What burned you out, huh? Kill one man too many? See too many people die? Lose some family?


[Max turns to Pappagallo and gives him an angry glare]

Pappagallo:
Oh, so that's it, you lost your family? That makes you something special, does it?



Movie: Dare to Love (TV)(1995)


Jessica:
Didn't you see his eyes? He had the flames.

Stephen:
What are you talking about?



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


White Stunt Cock:
[to the filmmakers] Hey, how ya doin'?


White Stunt Cock:
[to Joe Young] Hey, how ya doin'?

White Stunt Cock:
[to Candi, Saffi, and Ben] Hey, how ya doin'?


[Graphic sex begins offscreen]



Movie: Operation Delta Force(1997)


Tipton:
[as he kills Nash] I've had just about enough of that kafir shit!



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Today's Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


[about Chinese food]


Early Grayce:
Smells like butt!



Movie: Madagascar (VG)(2005)


Alex:
This zoo sucks!



Movie: Mad Dog and Glory(1993)


Mike:
Slip your piece under the towel.

Andrew:
I got no beef with you.

Mike:
Are you sweet? Is that your problem?

Andrew:
Come on, I'm on the job.


Mike:
You ain't on my fuckin' job.



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Conspiracy Brother:
No, it's once your black there's no turning back.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Richie Madano:
What are ya gonna do? Shoot me? I'm outta bullets!

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Nope, but you see those bullets could've saved you a lot of pain.

Richie Madano:
I like pain.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Michaleen Flynn:
Is this a courting or a donnybrook? Have the good manners not to hit the man until he's your husband and entitled to hit you back.



Movie: I Can Make You Love Me (TV)(1993)



Richard Farley:
I want her to live. She can't regret it if she doesn't live.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Brett Chase:
Excuse me, ma'am. Just the facts.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Will Munny:
Here, take this money and give my half and Ned's half to my kids. Tell 'em if I ain't back in a week, they give half to Sally Two-Trees. You keep the rest, you can get them spectacles now.



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Whit Sterling:
Joe couldn't find a prayer in the Bible.



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Downloadable movies are in demand (Centre Daily Times)

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sirve. Servicio en un cristal de Collins.

Austin crowded with filmmakers, enthusiasts for SXSW

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Movie Quotes for Today

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Movie: The Kansas Terrors(1939)


Rusty Joslin:
Listen here, you young whippersnapper! I'm just as spry as I ever was. Who was it that rounded up those renegades? And who corralled that bank robber back home, eh?

Stony Brooke:
Well, who?

Rusty Joslin:
Uh, six other fellows.



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Undercover Brother:
Honey, is that Michael Bolton's version of "The Thong Song"?




Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
Don't come to me with your petty problems. You get this one stinkin' night a week. I'm cooped up here with Mary Poppins 24 hours a day.



Movie: Tales of Terror(1962)


Montresor Herringbone:
Haven't I convinced you of my sincerity yet? I'm genuinely dedicated to your destruction.



Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


Max:
Who are you?

Slake:
We're the waiting ones.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Captain Dudley Smith:
I admire you as a policeman, particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.



Movie: Unhook the Stars(1996)


Annie Hawks:
You mean what am I doing? Where am I staying? Do I have a phone number? Do I have a job? Why do I need money? Nothing, nowhere, I don't know, no job, Because I'm broke. Okay."



Movie: Kaante(2002)


Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Why are you all standing still? What did he say?? Is anyone going to tell me what did he say???

Raj Yadav 'Baali':
He said... that one of us... is a cop!



Movie: Xscape(2000)


Alencon:
They found the transmission.



Movie: Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island(1983)


Yosemite Sam:
Set'er down. Set'er down here!


[Taz drops the cannon, causing it to fire at Sam's face]


Yosemite Sam:
Ooh! I'll shiver his timbers and I'll baton his hatch and keel-haul his kuppers!



Movie: Abilene Town(1946)


Dan Mitchell:
Funny, you never know who's going to fire the first shot until the fight begins.



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Wienie King:
I'm the Wienie King! Invented the Texas Wienie! Lay off 'em, you'll live longer.



Today's Movie News

Action for the funny bone (Express India)

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 21:12:24 GMT
Hollywood's big studios have found their cure for the surfeit of dour movies last fall and winter: a spring-summer comedy glut.

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:25:59 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

David Rees: Two Great Movies: Monster and Some Kind of Monster (HuffingtonPost)

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:53:25 GMT
Don't know what made me think of those two movies today. I guess I'm bored?

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Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:07:00 GMT
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Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:25:59 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

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Movie: The Queen(2006)


Portrait Artist:
You may not be allowed to vote, ma'am, but it is your government.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Yes. I suppose that is some consolation.



Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Jack Nimble:
Over my dead body!

Barnaby:
If necessary.

Jack Nimble:
Everything Lisa warned us about you is true!

Barnaby:
Oh, I hope so.



Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)


[repeated line]

Conrad 'Connie' Brean:
I'm working on it.



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[Blofeld wants to share his life with Tracy]


Ernst Stavro Blofeld:
Now, if you're very, very nice to me. I could make you my Countess.

Tracy:
But I'm already a Countess.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld:
Whereas if you displease me, I can promise you a very *different* estate.



Movie: Open Range(2003)


[Charley Waite kicks Button off his horse. He falls into the river]


Button:
What you do that for?

Charley Waite:
Cheatin' at cards.

Button:
I apologized to you for that.


[to Boss Spearman]

Button:
Eh, Boss? I apologized to him for that.

Boss Spearman:
Evidently he ain't over it yet.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


[from trailer]

Corny Collins:
[to Velma] You can fight it or you can rock out to it.



Movie: Halloween 5(1989)


Tina:
You guys... I don't hear any noise... are you sure you’re doing it right.


[no answer]

Tina:
...You guys wanna go skinny dipping?


[no answer]

Tina:
MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE ALL READY NAKED!



Movie: Hair(1979)


'Aquarius' soloist:
[In song] When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planet and hope will steer the stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.



Movie: Vampire Clan(2002)


Jeni:
What ya doin'?

Heather:
Nothing...

Jeni:
Are you cutting class?

Heather:
No...

Jeni:
Yes you are. You're totally cutting class!

Heather:
Yeah, well, so are you.

Jeni:
You better not tell mom.

Heather:
I think I can resist the urge.




Movie: An Affair to Remember(1957)


Nickie Ferrante:
Tell me. Did you write the song "I'll Never Smile Again"?

Terry McKay:
[laughs] No. But I'm thinking of writing one called "Moon Over La Gabriella." Do you think it will ever take the place of night baseball?


[Shakes her head]


Terry McKay:
.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Felix Ungar:
Where's my suitcase?

Oscar Madison:
Your suitcase? In the trunk.

Felix Ungar:
No.


Oscar Madison:
No?

Felix Ungar:
No.

Oscar Madison:
Did you look good?

Felix Ungar:
[holds his arms apart] The trunk is this big. It takes about a second and a half to look in there. Your 1927 piece of cardboard is in there, but my suitcase isn't.



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Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para Delilah, con ginebra del
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