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Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Max:
It's a trap.

Amy:
Whatever.



Movie: Makaitoshi Shinjuku (V)(1988)


Mephisto:
Remember this, Pandora's box released chaos. The gods saw the dispair her actions caused so they released one last item with the others so mankind could bear to go on, the gift of hope. 'Til next time.



Movie: C.R.A.Z.Y.(2005)


Raymond Beaulieu:
[to Zac, in the car] I don't smoke or drink or swear anymore. Fuck! I left my bag of weed at the pub.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


[Jordan refuses to hide in the closet despite the risks]

Jordan Tate:
I hate being alone.

Casey Ryback:
Do you hate being dead?



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Marty:
See her? I fucked her up the ass.



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


Q:
[being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.



Movie: Unstable(2005)


Anthony:
But Jim, I think you did it ok? I think you fucking did it!

Jim:
I know you think I did it. And if I were in your shoes, I would too. I'm just asking you to trust me.



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


[laying down underneath a huge hunk of metal for the filming of the after-credits scene]

Johnny Knoxville:
I'm not dead, I'm just acting.



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Daryl Zero:
Gregory Stark is the son of a fat man.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Lawrence:
[as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison] Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
What's the matter? The truth hurt?

Ali Mills:
So you really think that's it?


Daniel:
I know it is.

Ali Mills:
Yeah well, you're wrong.

Daniel:
Oh, you bet I'm wrong.

Ali Mills:
You know Daniel, I didn't go out with you because of a car or where you live.

Daniel:
Okay, since we're on the subject, why did you?


[silence]

Daniel:
Huh? Why did you?

Ali Mills:
I thought maybe you and me we're different.


Daniel:
Oh yeah, I'm from Reseda, you're from the hills, that's how we're different.

Ali Mills:
Oh, shut up.

Daniel:
Admit that you just can't handle the situation the way it is.

Ali Mills:
You know I can handle it fine. But you can't.


[exits]

Susan:
What makes you so sensitive? She's never been anything but nice to you.

Daniel:
Yeah she even used to me to make what's-his-name jealous.

Susan:
She doesn't even like what's-his-name!


Daniel:
Yeah I couldn't really tell, by the way their faces we're stuck together at that country club.

Susan:
Oh, that's right. You didn't stick around for the um... exciting conclusion.

Daniel:
Oh what was that? His hand on her ass?

Susan:
Her right hook, you think she sprained her wrists doing her nails?

Daniel:
She hit him?

Susan:
An understatement.

Daniel:
I don't get it, why didn't she say something?

Susan:
She shouldn't have to? Should she?



[walks away]



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“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

New American Idol Season Is Exciting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:07:51 +0000
Okay, so I’m probably the one of the few people who don’t really get into American Idol. I remember when it first started and I was so surprised by the show thinking that it would be a flop. By season 2 I realized I was completely wrong. Every year the show seems to get bigger, ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

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Today's Movie Quotations

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Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Left Door Knocker:
It's very rude to stare!

Sarah:
Oh, I'm sorry, I was wondering which door to choose.

Right Door Knocker:
[Muffled] It's no good asking him, he's as...

Left Door Knocker:
Don't talk with your mouth full!

Right Door Knocker:
I'm not talking with my mouth full!

Sarah:
Wait a second, I can't understand what you're saying

Sarah:
[she pulls the ring out of the Right Door Knocker's mouth]


Right Door Knocker:
Ahh... ooh, ooh, it is so good to get that thing out my mouth

Sarah:
What were you saying?

Right Door Knocker:
I said, 'It's no good talking to him, he's as deaf as a pole'

Left Door Knocker:
Mamble, mamble, mamble! You'e a wonderful conversational companion!

Right Door Knocker:
You can talk, all you do is moan!

Left Door Knocker:
No good!


[Sniffs]

Left Door Knocker:
Can't hear you!


Sarah:
Which door do I choose?

Left Door Knocker:
WHAT?

Right Door Knocker:
We wouldn't know, we're just the knockers!


[laughs loudly]



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


[first lines]

Agent Sands:
I never heard of him.

Belini:
Who?

Agent Sands:
The man you recommended.

Belini:
The guitar fighter?



Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
Mitch is a laywer , buddy. He'll find a way out for us.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


Bernadette:
Please, Sister, Katie's dead.

Sister:
May she rest in peace.


[to Rose]

Sister:
Remember this beating, girl.




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Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:04:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
WOW., Ray Finkle’s house, I can’t wait to meet him

Mr. Finkle:
Ray ain’t coming home

Ace Ventura:
But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Mr. Finkle:
She expects him home any minute, see the engine’s running but there’s nobody behind the wheel. Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

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Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?


Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Latest Movie News

Home movies - Arkansas Online

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:01:00 GMT
Brick Lane (PG-13, 102 minutes) Earnest and pretty, Brick Lane attempts to condense an expansive and controversial novel into a brisk film with uneven but sometimes beautiful results. Young Nazneen (Tannishtha Chatterjee) arrives in 1980s London from ...

Jones is not done achieving - Boston Globe

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:32:00 GMT
HOLLYWOOD - James Earl Jones may be tempted, but he's been warned by his wife not to make fun of the lifetime achievement award he'll be receiving from the Screen Actors Guild during its 15th annual award ceremony on Jan. 25. After all, he says, he ...

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Great Movie Quotations

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Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



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“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:37:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ...]

Sundance Opens With Hope For Indie Film - KPNews.com

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:27:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah (Reuters) - The 25th Sundance Film Festival opened on Thursday with founder Robert Redford sounding an optimistic note for cinematic art and an artful movie challenging audiences to laugh through the pain of an imperfect world. The ...

Coming to Theaters, A Taiwanese Hit and (Maybe) A New Ratings System - Wall Street Journal

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:47:00 GMT
Taiwanese actor Van Fan and Japanese actress Chie Tanaka promoting “Cape No. 7″ in Taipei in December. (Photo by AFP/Getty Images) The Taiwanese blockbuster “Cape No.7″ looks to hit theaters in the mainland, and just in time for Valentine’s ...

'My Bloody Valentine 3D' is absurdly violent, brutally funny - Detroit Free Press

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:18:00 GMT
The late 1970s and early 1980s were golden years for modern horror films. The idea behind movies like "Chopping Mall" or "The House on Sorority Row" was to entertain the audience with over-the top acts of violence. "My Bloody Valentine 3D" returns to ...

Movies: Un conte de Noel * * * * - Independent

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:39:00 GMT
Though quintessentially French in many ways, Arnaud Desplechin’s Un Conte de Noël has more than a touch of Wes Anderson’s Royal Tenenbaums about it. That film borrowed heavily from JD Salinger and his brilliant but deeply flawed Glass family ...

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Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.


[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

Taking A Look At Christmas Movies Worth Watching

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:37:07 +0000
White Christmas
It just wouldn’t feel like the Christmas season without TBS running “A Christmas Story” 24/7 leading up to the big day. The Bumpkiss hounds are running through the house eating roast turkey, Ralphy is wishing for his Red Rider BB Gun, the leg lamp is shining in the window and a blanket of white ...]

The Best of 2008/09 With Ben Lyons - femalefirst.co.uk

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:05:00 GMT
The last time I spoke with E! Entertainments resident film critic Ben Lyons was back in April of last year just before blockbuster fever swept through cinemas. So after expressing excitement for the release of Ironman, The Dark Knight and comedy ...

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Latest Movie Quotations

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Movie: Galerians: Ash (VG)(2002)


[Rion attempts to attack Ash, but it had no effect]

Ash:
Finding it tough? Rion, your attacks are having absolutely no effect on me. And do you know why? 'Cause you're full of useless garbage!

Rion Steiner:
Useless garbage?

Ash:
Someday you'll understand.










Movie: Back to the Future... The Ride(1991)


Biff Tannen:
[after tripping a scientist] Have a nice trip, see you next WINTER!




Movie: Ma vie en rose(1997)


Hanna Fabre:
Ludo, have I ever broken a promise?

Ludovic Fabre:
No.

Hanna Fabre:
All right. Then sit still. Ludo, don't you want to be like your brothers and your father?

Ludovic Fabre:
No.


Hanna Fabre:
I like long hair. And people who know what they want.



Movie: Oliver the Eighth(1934)


Stanley:
[reading newspaper] Listen to this... wealthy young widow with large fortune seeks male companionship... object matrimony.


Oliver:
It's probably some old crab with a face that would stop a clock!

Stanley:
Well, I'd marry her.

Oliver:
You would!

Stanley:
No, listen... I'd take some of the money, and I'd have her face lifted. Then we could settle down, congenial, and we would have to scrape chins any more... wouldn't have to work hard any more.

Oliver:
Tell me that again.

Stanley:
Well, I could take some of the money... and I'd have her skinned... and she'd be able to look at a clock without having to work hard any more... and we could settle down and scrape each other's chin... and congenial... if I didn't have to work hard anymore.

Oliver:
I know exactly what you mean.



Movie: Daltry Calhoun(2005)


Daltry Calhoun:
Get HIGH on grass! The LEGAL kind!



Movie: The One(2001)


Roedecker:
You have killed 123 people, I'd say that is a *very* bad thing you did, Yulaw. You don't know what would happen if you kill this one. His death could affect the whole system, but I guess that doesn't matter to...

Yulaw:
I know, everything must be balanced. Blah-blah-blah-blah, the party line. What do you think would happen?

Roedecker:
Some people think you'd explode. Some people think you'd implode.

Yulaw:
You're missing one.


Roedecker:
Some people think you'd become some sort of god?

Yulaw:
Yes, that's the one.





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Movie Quotation: East Is East

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:11:00 +0000
In the hospital following Sajid’s circumcision]

George Khan:
Tickle-Tackle all gone?

Doctor:
Puzzled] Circumcision was absolutely fine.

George Khan:
You Indian?

Ella Khan:
whispering] George.

George Khan:
to Ella] Bastard Indian.

Ella Khan:
Sorry about him Mr. Shah. He’s just been circumcised.

Auntie Annie:
Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come. And that’s just my husband Mrs. Shah.

Mr. Shah:
to George] You’re ...]

Top 10 Dog Movies - Time

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:09:00 GMT
In honor of the latest hound flick to grace the holiday silver screen — Marley & Me , based on the bestselling memoir by John Grogan, opens Christmas Day — TIME takes a look back at film history's most memorable dog adventures This season's ...

Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:37:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ...]

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