Movie Quotations Update

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Dr. Figure:
What's gonna happen to you? I can only help people who are really sick. And then half the time it doesn't work. Who's gonna help you?



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
You up spit creek without a paddle. Don't make me mad, 'cause I will turn into a germicidal maniac.




Movie: Tank Girl(1995)


Tank Girl:
Feeling a little inadequate?



Movie: Halifax f.p: Isn't It Romantic (TV)(1997)


Eric Washburn:
I talk to the other side Doctor Halifax. My guides can work on your behalf right now!

Dr Jane Halifax:
I wish you'd ask them to show you the quickest way home




Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
So what happened?

Ahem:
To me? One day before ten a.m. I had created and consumed a two-hundred pound marshmallow Peep. Unfortunately I fell into a sugar coma. When I awoke three days later, the Bean was gone. And now look at me!



Movie: X2(2003)


[Wolverine approaches Stryker, chained to the outside of the dam, while carrying Artie in his arms]


William Stryker:
Who has the answers, Wolverine? Those people? That creature in your arms? Huh? Huh?


[Wolverine looks at Artie, then takes off his "Wolverine" dog tag and throws it at Stryker's feet]

Wolverine:
I'll take my chances with him.


[he turns and walks away]

William Stryker:
One day, someone will finish what I've started, Wolverine!


[Artie looks over Wolverine's shoulder at Stryker, and sticks out his lizard tongue at him]


William Stryker:
[shouts] One day!



Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


Mr. Toad:
We'll go for a jolly ride!


[begins to jump rope on the rump of his horse with his buggy whip]




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Igor... Do unto others...


Igor:
Before they do it unto me!



Movie: Makai tenshô(1981)


Clara Oshina:
[Mataemon has lost his arm in battle] How dare you return to us in this condition!

Araki Mataemon:
I feel no shame. You promised immortal life. So… give me an arm!


Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
[draws his sword] I will have no ear for prattle. Will you follow me? Or destroy yourself and return to hell?



Movie: Our Story Our Voice(2007)


Desmond Tutu:
You will never get peace and security down the barrell of a gun.




Movie: Dark Victory(1939)


Judith:
Here's a tragedy for you. Jessica's Girl has bronchitis and can't possibly last the night. Jessica's Girl is a horse. Poor Jessica's Girl.



Movie: X2(2003)


Nightcrawler:
Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to harm anyone.

Storm:
Now why would people have gotten that impression?



Today's Movie News

Death at a Funeral

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:54:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - One assumes there were no complaints about last year's choice, this English farce aimed squarely at those who hardly ever go to - and probably don't much like - the movies.

Elsinore Elbow recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:44:00 +0000
Check out this delicious recipe for Elsinore Elbow, with 151 proof rum and Worcestershire sauce.

1 oz 151 proof rum
1 oz Worcestershire sauce

Pour both ingredients into a large shot glass, give a quick stir, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: Open Season(2006)


Boog:
All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!



Movie: One Night with You(2006)


Freddy:
Miss Kitty Kat of the month, December 1973. I got them all memorized. Up here.



Movie: Quigley Down Under(1990)


[Lost in the Outback]

Matthew Quigley:
I don't know where we're goin', but there's no sense bein' late.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


John O'Connor:
They're only monkey-boys. We can crush them here on earth, Lord Whorfin.




Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


[the Cobras are pulling Daniel/Jessica but stop about 95% of the way up so they can get the application]


Daniel Larusso:
Hey! Pull us up!

Snake:
First give us the application.

Daniel Larusso:
No! I'll give it to you when we get up there.

Mike Barnes:
[lets Jessica fall for 1/2 second. She's fallen 5 feet]

Daniel Larusso:
All right! All right!


[gives it to Snake]

Daniel Larusso:
Here.


Mike Barnes:
Check it out.

Snake:
[does] It's cool.

Mike Barnes:
[points at Daniel lecturing] You back out of this and this will seem like a pretty nice dream compared to what we all will do to you... and her.



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


[first lines]

James Bond:
You didn't tell me there was going to be this much security.

Bianca:
They moved the flight up to this afternoon.

James Bond:
Well, we're going to have to go ahead as planned anyway.


[Bianca hands an ID badge with the name 'Luis Toro' to Bond]


James Bond:
Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.



Movie: Oeil pour oeil(2007)


Bowman:
I don't smoke...



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Undercover Brother:
You know what they say. Behind every black man...

Conspiracy Brother:
[interrupting] Is the police.




Latest Movie News

Movies march on despite writer strike (AP via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:59:17 GMT
Thanks to the long lead time for big-screen productions, the 2008 film schedule will unspool largely uninterrupted despite the writers strike.

FINNKINO

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:03:00 GMT
Finnkino - The new movie schedule is published on TUESDAYS. Helsinki and Espoo at 10; other sites at 12; Tickets can also be bought to movies that are on pre-sale.

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Daily Movie Quotations

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Quo Vadis(1951)


Petronius:
[to Eunice] You ask why I do this. Because I love Nero, perhaps? He fills me with loathing!



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


[Looking for something in a wardrobe]

Morticia:
"Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe." "Uncle Niknak."



Movie: C.B.D.: The Comic Book Diaries (V)(2006)


Hentai Customer:
What about my monthlies?



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Oddball:
Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Anna Riley:
You don't understand. I have a relationship with my phone, we have a chemistry together, I can't explain it.



Movie: U.S. Seals II (V)(2001)


Ratliff:
No regrets Case, only thermo-nuclear revenge.



Today's Movie News

Netflix Expands Internet Movies, TV Viewing Option (CBS 5 Bay Area)

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:40:42 GMT
Girding for a potential threat from Apple Inc., online DVD rental service Netflix Inc. is lifting its limits on how long most subscribers can watch movies and television shows over high-speed Internet connections.

Cranberry Gin recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 17:32:00 +0000
This is a mouthwatering recipe for Cranberry Gin, with Beefeater gin and cranberry-raspberry juice.

2 oz Beefeater gin
3 oz cranberry-raspberry juice

Shake gin and cran-raspberry juice with cracked ice in a cocktail shaker; pour into a martini glass.
Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

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Movie: Xin long zhong hu dou(1992)



Yin:
[comes in looking for Li Feng] Is Li here?

Quy:
[narrows his eyes at him] Huh, you're not afraid I'll chop ya' all up? What do you want?

Yin:
[chuckles confidently] Save your breath, ya midget, I came prepared today. See?


[shows Quy a small butterfly blade and begins flipping it back and forth]

Quy:
You call that a knife?



[shows off a bigger butterfly blade]

Quy:
And what do ya' call this?

Nan:
[tries to break it up] Hey calm down, Quy. You really wanna kill him?

Quy:
[sarcastically] Why, are you related?

Nan:
[rolls his eyes] I guess you're right.




Movie: About Schmidt(2002)


[repeated line]


Warren Schmidt:
Dear Ndugu...



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Tom Jeffers:
That's my wife, you dumb cluck!



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Sean Archer:
I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
So stop me if I got this wrong. Now the fire is almost out, you're upstairs on the unburned floor checking for heat, is that correct? And you've been told by your Battalion Chief, your Captain and by me not to do nothin', right? Not to do nothin' until ordered. That's correct, right?

Candidate:
Yes, sir.

Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
Ok. But now the itch starts. The 'Glory Boy' flash starts. 'Hey, I'm a hero. Heroes don't just stand around.' You can tell me, that's what it was, wasn't it?

Candidate:
Yes, sir.

Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
So you punched out a window for ventilation. Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline?


[shouting]

Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
Was that BEFORE OR AFTER you noticed you were standing in a lake of GASOLINE, YOU IDIOT?


Candidate:
Before, sir.

Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
You could have burned or killed or crispened half that company! To say nothing of the fact that you wrecked the physical evidence that I use to prove that it's arson, and you know how goddamned hard it is to determine the cause of these fires! Now you go home and you think about that!



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Mack:
Shame what this town's come to.


Charley Waite:
You could do something about it.

Mack:
What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper.

Charley Waite:
You're men, ain't you?

Mack:
I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.

Charley Waite:
Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.



Latest Movie News

Garbo Cocktail recipe

Wed, 02 May 2007 09:28:00 +0000
Check out this delightful recipe for Garbo Cocktail, with gin, lemon juice and Swedish punsch.

1 oz Swedish punsch
1 oz gin
1 oz lemon juice

Combine the gin, lemon juice and Swedish punsch in a cocktail shaker with 3 - 4 ice cubes.
Shake well, pour into a chilled martini cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

National Geographic Kids Entertainment and PBS Kids(R) Team Up to Launch 'Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies' Web Site (Centre Daily Times)

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:59:01 GMT
"Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies," the popular new PBS KIDS show from National Geographic Kids Entertainment, featuring Vanessa Williams as the voice of Mama Mirabelle, (check local listings for airdate), has launched its Web site on www.pbskids.org/mamamirabelle as an interactive companion to the animated preschool television series. Designed by NDi Media, the site emphasizes hands-on learning ...

Dave Koz At The Movies Double Feature CD + DVD Scheduled for Release on February 12th (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:00:00 GMT
On February 12th, Capitol Records will release Dave Koz At The Movies Double Feature CD + DVD. This lush, romantic celebration of classic movie music hits shelves just in time for Valentine's Day and features the Grammy-nominated CD At The Movies with two bonus tracks plus a new DVD that captures the pop instrumentalist/saxophonist extraordinaire and his guests making the album.

H-Bomb Cocktail recipe

Wed, 02 May 2007 17:31:00 +0000
A delectable recipe for H-Bomb Cocktail, with vodka, tequila, rum, gin, triple sec, sweet and sour mix and Hpnotiq liqueur.

1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Hpnotiq liqueur
1 oz gin
1 oz rum
1 oz tequila
1 oz triple sec
1 oz vodka

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well and strain into ...]

Festive Fuck recipe

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:16:00 +0000
Check out this appetizing recipe for Festive Fuck, with tequila, butterscotch schnapps, melon schnapps and grenadine syrup.

1/4 oz butterscotch schnapps
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
1/4 oz melon schnapps
1/4 oz tequila

Mix schnapps together with tequila and grenadine in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Latest Lines from Movies

Check out these Lines from Movies:

Movie: Undersea Kingdom(1936)


Khan's Henchman:
When you succede in sending them to the bottom of the sea, Atlantis will rise once more to its former place in the sun and you will be the ruler of all things.

Unga Khan:
Start the disintegrator!




Movie: Vampire Clan(2002)


Jeni:
What ya doin'?

Heather:
Nothing...

Jeni:
Are you cutting class?

Heather:
No...

Jeni:
Yes you are. You're totally cutting class!

Heather:
Yeah, well, so are you.

Jeni:
You better not tell mom.

Heather:
I think I can resist the urge.




Movie: The Queen(2006)


Prince Philip:
Your tea is getting cold!



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


[Clara is crawling on the train car filled with wooden fire logs]

Marty McFly:
[Into walkie talkie] You better hold on to something Doc, the yellow log is about to blow!


[a large explosion occurs, sending a wave of sparks at Clara, knocking her over]


Clara Clayton:
[Sits up] Golly!



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
A little dab'll do ya.



Movie: Under Wraps (TV)(1997)


Marshall:
Have you ever SEEN a dead person?

Amy:
Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts.



Movie: B.O.R.N.(1988)


[Planning an escape.]

Liz:
I'll meet you in the ambulance in five minutes, and if not, then Hong Kong!



Movie: The Painted Desert(1931)


Mary Ellen Cameron:
Well, Dad, if they think they're going water cattle here tonight, here's two Winchesters who'll say they ain't!



Latest Movie News

Divine recipe

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:49:00 +0000
A divine recipe for Divine, with Blue Curacao liqueur, peach schnapps, Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, Sierra Mist soda and Squirt citrus soda.

1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
3 oz Sierra Mist soda
3 oz Squirt citrus soda
3/4 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum

Pour the blue curacao, peach schynapps and Captain Morgan spiced rum ...]

eWorld Companies, Inc. Announces Joint Venture With CostaFilma to Provide Exclusive Video Content and Movies for ... (Centre Daily Times)

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:43:08 GMT
eWorld Companies, Inc. (Pink Sheets: EWDI) announced today that it has formed a joint venture with CostaFilma SL of Andalusia, Spain and that CostaFilma has agreed become a primary provider of video content and movies to be broadcast over eWorld's Boomerang Media Station and PlayTV online broadcast network. CostaFilma will be eWorld's exclusive provider of Spanish-speaking movies and video ...

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Daily Quotations

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Toymaster:
Barnaby, what is it exactly that you want? Didn't Santa bring you enough toys last Christmas?



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
What is that?

Adele Corners:
That's Lucy. Hey, that's mine.

Early Grayce:
Adele, what kind of cuckoo-brain carries a cactus in her purse? Huh?

Adele Corners:
I don't know.

Early Grayce:
Straighten up.

Adele Corners:
Oh Jesus, Early, they look kinda weird.

Early Grayce:
Will you just smile and let me do the talking.

Adele Corners:
How many times are you going to tell me that?


Early Grayce:
As many times it takes, Adele.



Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)


McIntosh:
These horses they're after... you keep 'em tucked away safe. And if the worse comes to it - shoot them.

Sergeant:
Shoot them?

McIntosh:
Shoot them!

Sergeant:
The army don't take very kindly to sergeants shooting their horses.

McIntosh:
Maybe so, but they'll take it a lot less kindly then seven Apache bucks riding 'em off.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)



Cecil:
Style always wins out in the end.



Movie: Pale Rider(1985)


Megan Wheeler:
Preacher? Preacher? We love you Preacher... I love you!... Good-bye!



Movie: Once Bitten(1985)


Robin Pierce:
I want to but I want it to be special.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


SOD McKinley:
I'll try to be quick. In case you haven't noticed, we have a motorcycle convention moving in and let's face it, you didn't come here to listen to me talk.

Perfect Tommy:
You're right.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Using both hands, an idea whose time has come!



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Peaches:
I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.

Oscar Madison:
How about Abe here, he's a short man.

Peaches:
You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.




Movie: Opportunity Knocks(1990)


Eddie Farrell:
You can't even burry an eight ball, pinkie

Pinkie Morino:
Put your money where your mouth is, Chooch



Movie: Halloween Is Grinch Night (TV)(1977)


Grinch:
Look, kid, I just gave you the $2.00 treatment. You're not worth a first-class Grinching.



Today's Movie News

Island Murder recipe

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:03:00 +0000
Check out this adorable recipe for Island Murder, with Midori melon liqueur, Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps and RedRum rum.

1 oz Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
2 oz RedRum rum

Stir ingredients together in a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes.
Strain into a cocktail glass, add an umbrella and sword shaped tooth pick and ...]

Bannister recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 21:39:00 +0000
A nice recipe for Bannister, with gin, Applejack brandy, Pernod licorice liqueur and grenadine syrup.

1 oz Applejack brandy
1 tbsp Pernod licorice liqueur
1/2 oz gin
1/2 tbsp grenadine syrup

In a mixing glass half-filled with crushed ice, combine all of the ingredients.
Stir well.
Strain into a cocktail glass.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

National Geographic Kids Entertainment and PBS Kids(R) Team Up to Launch 'Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies' Web Site (Centre Daily Times)

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:59:01 GMT
"Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies," the popular new PBS KIDS show from National Geographic Kids Entertainment, featuring Vanessa Williams as the voice of Mama Mirabelle, (check local listings for airdate), has launched its Web site on www.pbskids.org/mamamirabelle as an interactive companion to the animated preschool television series. Designed by NDi Media, the site emphasizes hands-on learning ...

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