Quotes for Today

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Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Bomber Harris:
[Harris arrives in the Operations Room to follow the progress of the attack. Officers in the room come to attention and salute] Carry on.


[to Cochrane]

Bomber Harris:
Well, Cocky, how's it going?

Air Vice-Marshal Cochrane:
All right so far, sir. The first wave's about twenty miles from the Dutch coast. Enemy radar has probably picked them up by now





Movie: Orlando(1992)


Narrator:
She's lived for 400 years and hardly aged a day; but, because this is England, everyone pretends not to notice.




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers]

Gwen DeMarco:
What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?

Jason Nesmith:
'Cause it's on the television show.


Gwen DeMarco:
Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Melanie:
When did you get ouf of jail?

Louis:
Four days ago.

Melanie:
Where at?

Louis:
Susanville.

Melanie:
How long?

Louis:
Two months shy of four years.

Melanie:
Four years?


Louis:
Uh huh.

Melanie:
What for?

Louis:
Bank robbery.

Melanie:
Really? Shit, I'm impressed.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


J-Bone:
It's kill or be killed.



Movie: The U.S. vs. John Lennon(2006)


Gore Vidal:
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.



Movie: Oblivion(1994)


Zack Stone:
This world dries up your soul.



Movie: The One (TV)(2003)


Michael Blake:
Don't eat the eclairs... they're horrible



Movie: Veer-Zaara(2004)


[first words]

Veer Pratap Singh:
That's a F-49... Its speed is 400 miles per hour...



Movie: Open Season(2006)


[after Boog relized that it was Elliot's fault for putting him in the woods]

Elliot:
What are you going to do?


[drops him into his hand]

Elliot:
AHHHHHHHH!


[realizes that he wasn't falling]

Elliot:
Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!



[Boog throws him]



Today's Movie News

Spirit of triumph prevails at Sundance (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:36:33 GMT
Two films about people working to triumph over personal tragedy took the top prizes at the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday night as the key event for U.S. independent movies honored a new generation of stars.

Moneyshot recipe

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:54:00 +0000
A distinctive recipe for Moneyshot, with sloe gin, advocaat liqueur and cherry brandy.

1/3 oz advocaat liqueur
1/3 oz cherry brandy
1/3 oz sloe gin

Carefully layer ingredients on top of one another in a shot glass, in order; gin bottom, advocaat middle, cherry brandy top.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: Ma petite entreprise(1999)


Maxime Nassief:
I can't guarantee anything.

Ivan Lansi:
I'm used to it!



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)



Frances:
What's your name?

Marcello:
Marcello.

Frances:
Of course it is.



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


[Finch looks out his window on the morning of November 4]

Finch:
Tonight's your big night. Are you ready for it?... Are we ready for it?



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[after Seth has gone to his room] Where's the older male? There were five.

Helga:
[fearfully] He walks like Dracula, silent like death.

Zoe Plummer:
He's in his room.



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[last lines]


James Bond:
[Tracy has just been shot and killed] It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly, Jr.:
[Re: the tiny pizza from Pizza Hut] Hey, Gram, could you just stuff the whole thing in my mouth?

Middle-Aged Marty:
Don't you be a smart-ass!



Today's Movie News

Machiavelli Pina Colada recipe

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:08:00 +0000
Here is a adorable recipe for Machiavelli Pina Colada, with amarula cream liqueur, whipping cream, pineapple juice and Hennessy cognac.

1 oz Hennessy cognac
3 oz amarula cream liqueur
3 oz pineapple juice
3 oz whipping cream

Combine all ingredients togehter in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, and empty contents into a pina-colada glass.
Garnish with a ...]

12 movies for fun, fantasy and more (The Charlotte Observer)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:19:05 GMT
For my money, the three dozen movies that aren't comedies are probably the ones to watch for this season, whether you're a kid or an adult. Here's my take on 12: FEBRUARY 14 "Jumper" -- Time-travel movies are tricky, but I trust director Doug Liman ("The Bourne Identity") to make sense of this story about a man (Hayden Christensen) who leaps through time and finds himself allied with ...

12 movies to see for laughs (The Charlotte Observer)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:19:15 GMT
Taxes come due. School days seem endless. Storms threaten. Won't the next three months be a barrel of laughs? Hollywood realizes your plight. So before it splashes the blockbusters of summer across screens, it hopes to have you rolling in the aisles. Over those 13 weeks, 57 mainstream movies should reach Charlotte. Of those, 25 of them -- a whopping 44 percent -- are meant to bring laughter. ...

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Quotations for Today

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Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[after Blofeld hits a tree]

James Bond:
He's branched off.



Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Felix Flanken:
Well you see, Uncle, I'm a pharmacist.

Baron von Frankenstein:
Aw, then you must have conducted experiments of your own.

Felix Flanken:
Oh yes. My fudge quadrupple multi-flavored decker ala mode was a wild experiment. Mr. Kronkite turned green after he ate it.

Baron von Frankenstein:
Of course.



Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


The Monster's Mate:
[about the Mummy] I wonder how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


[about the Hunchback]

The Monster's Mate:
Didn't I see him at the Transylvania Gardens in the main event?


Dracula:
The Hunchback of Notre Dame ain't a boxer.

The Monster's Mate:
Afraid it'll ruin his looks, eh? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.



Movie: ABBA: The Movie(1977)


Reporter:
Is it true you are the proud recipient of an award as the lady with the most sexiest bottom?

Agnetha:
How can I answer to that? I don't know... I haven't seen it!



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Will:
[to himself] No, Marcus, I do not want to come over for Christmas. I do not want to spend Christmas with Ms. Granola Suicide and her spawn.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Basher:
Where we at boys?

Livingston:
Pins and floor sensors now.


Basher:
Blinder.



Movie: Da uomo a uomo(1967)


Ryan:
[Sees Bill buried to his neck] You had to get here ahead of me didn't you? Idiot. Are you on your way in or out of that hole? You remind me of a groundhog that couldn't make up its mind.



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Mrs. Hefsteder:
Three years ago our Johnny died. We thought there was no hope, but then we discovered the United Appeal for the Dead. They showed us that despite Johnny's handicap, he could still be a useful member of our family and the community. Our United Appeal for the Dead caseworker showed us that the absence of life from Johnny's body didn't have to mean his absence from our daily lives.



Movie: Off the Map(2003)


Charley:
I'm going crazy, George, crazy. It's these damn drugs. I feel like strangling something. I feel like going out in the yard and strangling that damn goat! I'm dangerous.

George:
Sit down.

Charley:
Sit down? Look at me! Can I sit down? I just walked twenty miles! I mean look at my legs, they're still moving, Look at 'em!

George:
Have a beer.

Charley:
Beer? I can't have a beer. I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with these damn drugs. I'm gonna have to murder someone! Ok, I'll have a beer.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Colleen Sutton:
Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?

Ford Fairlane:
I don't know, I never met your father.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Jessie:
So it's safe to assume your not on vacation.

Louis:
No. Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.

Jessie:
Oh! And you got me in the middle of this?

Charlie:
I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen.

Jessie:
And you lied to me.




Latest Movie News

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (UPI)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:04:06 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said.

Peach House recipe

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:06:00 +0000
This is a divine recipe for Peach House, with peach schnapps, Black Haus blackberry schnapps and orange juice.

1/2 oz Black Haus blackberry schnapps
1/2 oz peach schnapps
3 oz orange juice

Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker, shake, and strain into shot glasses.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (Moldova.org)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:11:21 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said.Joseph Swaby was arrested Wednesday, more than two months after he allegedly attacked his roommate with a hand tricked out with razor fingers like Freddy Kruger's in the Nightmare on Elm Street series, The New York Post said. Last week, he allegedly copied Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs by firing ...

Four calls to Olsen - then the ambulance

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:58:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Three of Ledger's movies charted among the 25 best-selling DVDs on Amazon.com as of yesterday. Most have been buying copies of Ledger's 1999 comedy 10 Things I Hate About You and his 2001 period action ...

Panty Dropper recipe

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:29:00 +0000
This is a nice recipe for Panty Dropper, with Stoli Razberi vodka, blueberry schnapps and cranberry juice.

1/2 oz Stoli Razberi vodka
1/2 oz blueberry schnapps
1/2 oz cranberry juice

Pour Stoli raspberry vodka and blueberry schnapps into an ice-filled cocktail shaker.
Shake, pour into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Great Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Order(2001)


Alex Bernier:
Promise you won't try to kill me.

Mara:
[sighs] Cross my heart, hope to die.



Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[Storm flies down and gets into a battle stance before a round begins]

Ororo Munroe:
Winds! Hear my cry!



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Mary Astadourian:
[Willmore goes to kiss her, alternative respond] Wow, back up, backaroo! You need help, you know that? I mean, you're quite attractive but my mom told me not to go out with goverment men!



Movie: Palindromes(2004)


'Mark' Aviva Victor:
I know. I believe you because pedophiles love children.



Latest Movie News

Devil Juice recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 09:54:00 +0000
A nice recipe for Devil Juice, with sloe gin, bourbon whiskey, vodka, amaretto almond liqueur and Coca-Cola.

1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz sloe gin
1/2 oz vodka
6 oz Coca-Cola

Stir ingredients together in a collins glass filled with ice cubes, and serve
Serve in a Collins Glass.

Travolta among presenters for Screen Actors Guild Awards

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Movies Headlines Intriguing new Bond film title a clue to plot; Charlize needs a map; Friday's TV highlights; The show ...

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:36:27 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Liquid Angel Dust recipe

Tue, 08 May 2007 09:39:00 +0000
Here is a heavenly recipe for Liquid Angel Dust, with Jim Beam bourbon whiskey, Tanqueray gin and Bacardi dark rum.

1/2 oz Bacardi dark rum
1/2 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Tanqueray gin

Combine all ingredients together in a 1.5-oz shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: The Magnificent Seven Ride!(1972)


Marshall Chris Adams:
Judge Parker told me once, "The men I hang never killed again. There are plenty I didn't hang, did." Now you tell me he was wrong.



Movie: The Quick and the Dead (TV)(1987)


Con Vallian:
You shoulda made sure, Injun.



Movie: Zaak Alzheimer, De(2003)


Freddy Verstuyft:
[while practicing his French] Vincke, why do you have to know French to pass the commisioner's exam?

Tom Coemans:
To be able to read the menus in the fancy restaurants, Freddy.



Movie: Quills(2000)


Madeleine:
Some things belong on paper, others in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Uncle Millard:
It has always been your greatest misfortune, nephew, that you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice.

Leopold:
In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary miracle.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Ronald Camp:
I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.

Ace Ventura:
See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.



Movie: The Oregon Trail(1959)


James Gordon Bennett:
I wish you could write as well as you dress.

Neal Harris:
Oh. Well, it all depends on the incentive, sir. Tonight, the incentive is much prettier than the people I interview.




Movie: Zaman(1983)


Frank:
Do you always stop an interrogation to take personal phone calls?


Zaman:
You don't have it boy, you don't have it.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Ford Fairlane:
Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick. (toasting with Johnny Crunch at the radio station)



Today's Movie News

Travolta among presenters for Screen Actors Guild Awards

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Movies Headlines Intriguing new Bond film title a clue to plot; Charlize needs a map; Friday's TV highlights; The show ...

Murdered for nothing

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:26:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - He said Mr Naidu liked movies and spent his spare time at home studying or in the superette. A friend of the family described Mr Naidu as a good child. "He came from a highly respected family.

Lower profile films stealing spotlight

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:42:00 GMT
ONE News - Lesser-known movies are stealing the spotlight from star-studded ones at the annual Sundance Film Festival this week, making the top US event for independent films among the least predictable in years ...

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (Moldova.org)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:11:21 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said.Joseph Swaby was arrested Wednesday, more than two months after he allegedly attacked his roommate with a hand tricked out with razor fingers like Freddy Kruger's in the Nightmare on Elm Street series, The New York Post said. Last week, he allegedly copied Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs by firing ...

Lemon Icetini recipe

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:08:00 +0000
Check out this mouthwatering recipe for Lemon Icetini, with Bacardi Limon rum, triple sec, lemonade and Sierra Mist soda.

1 oz Sierra Mist soda
1 oz lemonade
1/2 oz Bacardi Limon rum
1/2 oz triple sec

Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes.
Stir well.
Strain into a cocktail glass over crushed ice, and serve.
Serve in a ...]

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Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Max Cherry:
Half a million dollars will always be missed.



Movie: Kala Pani(1996)


British Prison Official:
How do you pronounce this name?

Parmanand:
Paramanand


British Prison Official:
What does that mean?

Parmanand:
Height of happiness

British Prison Official:
[laughing] Are you happy?

Parmanand:
I will be, when the Britishers are out of my country



Movie: Utah Blaine(1957)


Rink Witter:
How'd you get out of that Mexican jail, Utah?

Utah Blaine:
I just told them I wanted to kill you. They let me out.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Bobby:
Listen to me you stupid fuck...

Darrell:
No! You listen to me goddamnit! Ya sorry son of a bitch! You owe me money! And this car aint goin' no place 'till I get it!



Movie: Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj(2006)


Preppy:
[grabs a sword] Let's settle this the way our ancestors did.

Taj:
You're going to exploit me economically?



Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Toymaster:
Lisa, listen to me. I'm not the one who can save Toyland. You are, only you.

Lisa Piper:
But what do I have to do?

Toymaster:
Believe in Toyland, and all that it stands for.



Movie: Once Bitten(1985)


Robin:
Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I am nice and sweet and pure so fuck off.



Movie: Zelig(1983)


Leonard Zelig:
I would like to apologize to everyone. I... I'm awfully sorry for, for marrying all those women. It just, I don't know, it just seemed like the thing to do.



Movie: R.O.T.O.R.(1989)


Coldyron:
Let me tell you something, mister. You fire me and I'll make more noise than two skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
[showing the two boys how to play the shoot 'em up video game] Let me show you. I'm a crack shot at this.



[shoots a perfect score with the electronic gun]

Video Game Boy #1:
You mean you have to use your hands?

Video Game Boy #2:
That's like a baby's toy!



Today's Movie News

Man allegedly acts out violent movies (UPI)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:04:06 GMT
A man charged with two violent assaults in New York liked to act out bloody movies, police said.

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:36:27 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Lower profile films stealing spotlight

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:42:00 GMT
ONE News - Lesser-known movies are stealing the spotlight from star-studded ones at the annual Sundance Film Festival this week, making the top US event for independent films among the least predictable in years ...

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