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Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


McCabe:
[as Gamble retrieves a hidden landmine] You gotta be shittin' me.




Movie: The Halloween That Almost Wasn't (TV)(1979)


Count Dracula:
What do I do now?

Igor:
Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.

Count Dracula:
Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?




Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Account Guy:
Stempel is an underdog. You know, people root for that. It's a New York thing.

Martin Rittenhome:
Queens is not New York!



Movie: Tales of Terror(1962)


Montresor Herringbone:
Give me my money!


Annabel Herringbone:
There is no money, Montresor. You haven't worked in seventeen years.



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Movie: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains(1981)


Corinne Burns:
Corinne's not my name.

Harley Dennis:
What is it?

Corinne Burns:
It's Third Degree Burns.




Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Mad Jack Duncan:
All right.


[grabs Jacob Woodling by the beard]

Mad Jack Duncan:
What about it Mormons?

Sarah Woodling:
[whispering] Jacob. We need every penny, Jacob. And I can't bear another day of those martyred looks. There. There it is again!

Elizabeth:
This isn't a martyred look, Sarah. This look is puuuure - hatred.

Jacob Woodling:
Quiet! Brigham Young has twenty seven wives and he hasn't had half the trouble with them that I've had with the two of you!


Elizabeth:
Then simplify your life, Jacob. Sell me.

Jacob Woodling:
But Elizabeth: you don't know what you'll get.

Elizabeth:
I know what I've had.



Movie: Vampire Clan(2002)


Rod:
I've been waiting for you.

Heather:
How long have you been here?


Rod:
Not long... Five thousand years.

Heather:
Okay, that's long.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
I'm not the commander!

Sarris:
What did you say?

Jason Nesmith:
I said I'm not the commander.

Sarris:
Explain.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[first title card]

Title card:
She was a comely young woman and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to her mother that she would enter into marriage with William Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. When she died, it was not at his hands as her mother might have suspected, but of smallpox. That was 1878.



Movie: Gallipoli(1981)


Frank Dunne:
Have another drink.

Archy Hamilton:
Whiskey doesn't make you look old.


Frank Dunne:
Oh doesn't it just. Have you seen my dad? I know he looks like a wreck but he's really thirty-five.



Movie: Dark Walker (V)(2003)


B.J.:
People think because I'm black, I like fried chicken... but I like it baked. I like baked chicken!



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Charles Van Doren:
I've stood on the shoulders of life and I've never gotten down into the dirt to build, to erect a foundation of my own. I've flown too high on borrowed wings. Everything came too easy.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


[first lines]

Sofía:
[in Spanish] Open your eyes.


Sofía:
[in English] Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open you...


[David wakes up and pushes the snooze button on his alarm]



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Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Uncle Willie:
Jeryline you wouldn't hurt your old uncle will now would you baby.



Movie: One Good Turn(1931)


Oliver:
We haven't tasted food for three whole days.

Old lady:
Three whole days!

Stanley:
Yes ma'am. Yesterday, today and tomorrow.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Conal Cochran:
From an ancient, sacrificial circle... Stonehenge.


[Shows Chaliss the rock]

Conal Cochran:
Ha ha. We had a TIME getting it here. You wouldn't believe how we did it.


[Laughs; Shows him a small stone from Stonehenge]


Conal Cochran:
It has a power in it.



Movie: The Adventures of Robin Hood(1938)


Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
Robin!

Robin Hood:
Yes?

Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
Please.

Robin Hood:
Then you do love me, don't you? Don't you?

Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
You know I do.

Robin Hood:
Well, that's different. (Robin re-enters the window and they share an embrace and kiss.)

Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
You know you're very impudent.


Robin Hood:
Me?

Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
You are. And when my real guardian King Richard finds out about your being in love with me...

Robin Hood:
I know, he'll make me court jester.

Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
He won't. He'll stick your funny head on London's Gate.

Robin Hood:
A very fine decoration it will be, my bold Norman beauty.

Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
I'm not bold.

Robin Hood:
But you're a Norman... And you are a beauty. You are the most beautiful...

Lady Marian Fitzswalter:
And you're leaving here at once. Please darling! Every minute you're here, you're in danger.

Robin Hood:
I know...




Movie: Queen of Outer Space(1958)


Prof. Konrad:
Perhaps this is a civilization that exists without sex.

Lt. Larry Turner:
You call that civilization?

Prof. Konrad:
Frankly, no.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Casey Ryback:
[after spotting the terrorists from the kitchen car, and reentering from the pantry and seeing spilled blood] Now, this I'm trained for!



Movie: Only Two Can Play(1962)


[first lines]

Pretty Girl in Library:
Good morning. Have you "Conditioned Reflexes"?

John Lewis:
Uh...

Pretty Girl in Library:
It's by Pavlov.


John Lewis:
Yes... It's out at the moment but if you'd like to leave your name, I could reserve it for you.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Herbert Greenleaf:
You know, people always say that you can't choose your parents, but you can't choose your children...




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Actress Eva Mendes 'checks into rehab'

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Movie: One, Two, Three(1961)


[First line, voiceover]

C.R. MacNamara:
On Sunday, August 13th, 1961, the eyes of America were on the nation's capital, where Roger Maris was hitting home runs #44 and 45 against the Senators. On that same day, without any warning, the East German Communists sealed off the border between East and West Berlin. I only mention this to show the kind of people we're dealing with - REAL SHIFTY!



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Rock Biter:
Where-where-where I come from in the North, we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks. Only now... now, they're all gone.

Night Hob:
I know how it happened.

Rock Biter:
Oh, I - I *swear* it wasn't me!


Night Hob:
Oh, heck, no!



Movie: The Undefeated(1969)


Col. John Henry Thomas:
[Thomas has just learned that the war ended several days before] Major, we just received word that General Lee surrendered three days ago.

Maj. Sanders, CSA:
Yes, sir. We found out yesterday.


Col. John Henry Thomas:
And yet, you still fought us today?

Maj. Sanders, CSA:
Yes, sir.

Col. John Henry Thomas:
Why?

Maj. Sanders, CSA:
Because this is our land, Colonel; and you're still on it. Thank you for your kindness, Colonel.


[Sanders walks back to the Confederate positions]



Movie: T-Men(1947)


Dennis O'Brien:
Did you ever spend ten nights in a Turkish bath looking for a man? Don't.




Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


Babe:
I'm not a porkpie.

Zootie:
Whatever you say, cutie pie.

Babe:
I'm not any kind of pie. I'm just a pig on a mission.



Movie: Qing ren jie(2005)


Qu Ran:
Hou Jia. If... my family ever did anything to hurt you parents. I can apologize to your family... on their behalf.

Hou Jia:
My father didn't want an apology. He's dead


Qu Ran:
My father said he hadn't done anything.

Hou Jia:
No, he had.

Qu Ran:
Huo Jia. But I haven't.

Hou Jia:
I know, but...



Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


Bugsy:
[Bugsy and his gang have beaten Noodles and Max] You don't work for me, you don't work for no-one!

Young Max:
I don't like bosses.

Bugsy:
You'd be better off you stayed in the Bronx.


Young Max:
Woulda been better for *you*, too!


[Bugsy spits on him, and he and his gang walk off]



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Shah Rukh Khan earns more from ads than movies

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Movie: One, Two, Three(1961)


Otto:
[bursts into room wearing boxers, shirt, tie and morning coat] I'm going to like this job!

C.R. MacNamara:
It's about time you started cooperating.

Otto:
You know what the first thing is I'm going to do? I'm going to lead the workers down there in revolt!

C.R. MacNamara:
Put your pants on, Spartacus!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Raab:
See you Valo.

Valo:
God-damn, I don't know him.



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Sabrina:
It never rained on the night of a Larrabee party, the Larrabees wouldn't have stood for it.




Movie: Dark Walker (V)(2003)


Mrs. Maguire:
Buying this land was the best thing you ever did.



Today's Movie News

Books, movies and music that make us feel like summer

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:12:00 GMT
Free Lance-Star - In the cold depths of winter, we all need to have something to remind us of hot sun and days without homework, midterms or shoes. This little escape usually comes in the form of literature, film or ...

Books, movies and music that make us feel like summer

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:12:00 GMT
Free Lance-Star - In the cold depths of winter, we all need to have something to remind us of hot sun and days without homework, midterms or shoes. This little escape usually comes in the form of literature, film or ...

Actress Eva Mendes 'checks into rehab'

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:53:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - LOS ANGELES - Actress Eva Mendes, whose movies include Training Day and Ghost Rider , has checked into a rehabilitation facility in Utah, celebrity websites have reported. A spokesman for Mendes ...

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Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



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Actress Eva Mendes 'checks into rehab'

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Can movies teach us about African-American history? (Seattle Times)

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:20:07 GMT
Can movies or television really teach us anything useful about African-American history? It's a reasonable question to ask as we begin Black History Month.

Counterfeit movies, compact discs found during traffic stop, police say (Times Leader)

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:02:14 GMT
WILKES-BARRE - A traffic stop for an expired registration sticker resulted in the discovery of counterfeit copies of movies and compact discs, and a man facing more than 100 counts of copyright infringement charges.

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