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Movie: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters(1988)


Bugs Bunny:
Ok Abom, here's your bunny rabbit.

Abominable Snowman:
D'oya... bunny rabbit... George?

Daffy:
Bunny rabbit, me?

Bugs Bunny:
Yes, you, Doc.

Daffy:
Ho ho, very funny, ha ha, very droll. Hey shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?

Abominable Snowman:
D'oy... distinguishing... character...

Daffy:
Yeah yeah, what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?

Abominable Snowman:
Why d'uh, d'uh, long ears!


Daffy:
And whom around here has long ears?


[to Bugs Bunny]

Daffy:
Sorry to hafta do this to ya, Bud.

Bugs Bunny:
[ties ears down around face] Eh, don't give it a second thought.

Abominable Snowman:
[picks up Daffy] Oh boy! Just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit! I will...

Bugs Bunny:
They really do make a charming couple.


Abominable Snowman:
...and pet him, and squeeze him, and rub him, and stroke his bill, and rub his pretty feathers... hey, wait a minute. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.

Daffy:
I know, I know.


[pointing at Bugs Bunny, who is tunneling away]

Daffy:
There's goes your bunny rabbit!

Abominable Snowman:
Hey, uh, George! Wait!


[tunnels after Bugs Bunny]



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


[Ness has discovered Capone bribed the jury to acquit him]

Judge:
Bailiff, I want you to go next door to Judge Hawton's court, where they've just begun hearing a divorce action. I want you to bring that jury in here, and take this jury to his court. Bailiff, are those instructions clear?

Bailiff:
[puzzled] Yes, sir, they're... clear...

Capone:
[to his attorney] What's he talking about? What is it?

Judge:
Bailiff, I want you to switch the juries.

Bailiff:
Yes sir.


Defense Attorney:
Your honor, I object!

Judge:
Overruled.



Movie: Daag: A Poem of Love(1973)


Inspector Singh:
[pointing at Sonia] This woman is Sunil's wife!

Sonia Kohli:
The police may be fooled, and the law may be fooled, but a wife can't be. My husband died five years ago. I am a widow.


Sunil Kohli:
Stop! You're not a widow, you're a wife, and I'm alive. I received the sentence, but you endured the punishment... Today, before everyone, I'll say that I am Sunil Kohli and you are my wife. I was innocent then and I'm innocent now. And if to save your wife is a crime, then they can hang me for it!



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick!





Movie: I Am Sam(2001)


Lucy:
Why are men bald?

Sam:
Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.







Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
Earmuffs.




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Barbary Coast recipe

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:34:00 +0000
Here is a sweet recipe for Barbary Coast, with Scotch whisky, gin, rum, white creme de cacao and light cream.

1/2 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz light cream
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz white creme de cacao

Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Sony Announced an Overview of Its Product Exhibits for InterBEE 2007

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:49:00 GMT
Finanz Nachrichten - With terrestrial digital broadcasts hitting full stride, Sony is presenting different solutions to meet the diversifying needs of HD video creation for news, movies ...

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Great Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Zappa(1983)


Waiter on ferry:
You haven't even got hair on your dick.

Steen:
No, but I have hair in my ass.



Movie: Gabriel Knight 3: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned (VG)(1999)


Gabriel Knight:
[Gabriel finds a pistol in Madeline Buthane's briefcase] I knew she was packing but this is ridiculous.







Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Miyagi:
Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, "empty hand."

Daniel:
I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.

Miyagi:
You too much TV.



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Conspiracy Brother:
Oh, shit! It's Macy Gray with Porkchop Sideburns.





Movie: Easter Yeggs(1947)


Bugs Bunny:
It's the suspense that gets me.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Basher:
So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney.


[everyone pauses]


Basher:
Barney Rubble.


[they look bewildered]

Basher:
Trouble!



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Mrs. Calderon:
You have to believe that life is more than the sum of its parts, kiddo.



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Blue MotherFucker #2 recipe

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:00:00 +0000
Here is a scrumptious recipe for Blue MotherFucker #2, with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, Blue Curacao liqueur, sweet and sour mix and 7-Up soda.

1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz vodka
4 - 5 oz 7-Up soda

Shake all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker.
Strain ...]

A night at the movies under the stars (Scoop.co.nz)

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:23:27 GMT
Aucklanders can enjoy classic Kiwi films free at Mt Eden’s Tahaki Reserve. Movies in Parks is an exciting new addition to the 15th year of Auckland City Council’s Music in Parks programme, which features more than 40 free events this summer.

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:38:28 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Acclaimed movies vie for Oscar nominations

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:46:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - LOS ANGELES - Tales of tragedy and struggle will vie for Oscar attention on Wednesday (NZ time) as an unusual awards season overshadowed by the Hollywood writers strike heads into its final stretch ...

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Movie: Orlando(1992)


Orlando:
The treachery of women!



Movie: X2(2003)


Pyro:
That's it.

Bobby:
Whoa. What do you think you're doing.

Pyro:
I'm tired of this kids table shit, I'm going in there.

Rogue:
John they told us to stay here.

Pyro:
[looks back] You always do what you're told?



[leaves the jet]









Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Mr. Tibbs:
Lucinda Reynolds, aka: Lucy in the Sky, is back in the States. She was spotted last night. I don't have to tell you what happened the last time.

Janet:
What did happen the last time?

Mr. Tibbs:
I don't have to tell you.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Narrator:
[Amélie has found Nino's photo album and his "lost" posters] Any normal girl would call the number, meet him, return the album and see if her dream is viable. It's called a reality check. The last thing Amélie wants.




Movie: The Pagemaster(1994)


Mr. Dewey:
Richard Tylor, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.




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Italian Ice #2 recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:36:00 +0000
A great recipe for Italian Ice #2, with Black Haus blackberry schnapps, Absolut Citron vodka and lemon juice.

1 oz Absolut Citron vodka
1 oz Black Haus blackberry schnapps
1 splash lemon juice

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Nuclear Waste #3 recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 01:29:00 +0000
A appetizing recipe for Nuclear Waste #3, with orange juice, Blue Curacao liqueur, vodka and ginger ale.

1 liter orange juice
2 1/2 oz vodka
3/4 liter ginger ale
4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

Combine the orange juice, blue Curacao liqueur and vodka in a small punch bowl or large pitcher.
Chill for about 3 hours until cold.
Just before serving, ...]

Italian Ice #2 recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:36:00 +0000
A great recipe for Italian Ice #2, with Black Haus blackberry schnapps, Absolut Citron vodka and lemon juice.

1 oz Absolut Citron vodka
1 oz Black Haus blackberry schnapps
1 splash lemon juice

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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More Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Zebrahead(1992)


Nikki:
Why you gotta be so loud?

Nut:
To be heard.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Frances:
What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise.



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Mixed reaction to Oscar nominations

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:29:00 GMT
MSN New Zealand - They're very intense movies, they take a big emotional investment," replied Jeanne Wolf, reporter for Parade magazine. "But don't count out Juno. Juno's the one that everyone goes, 'Juno!

Indian Apple Martini recipe

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:46:00 +0000
This is a enticing recipe for Indian Apple Martini, with green apple vodka, Kazkar Feni cashew apple liqueur, apple juice and sweet and sour mix.

1 1/4 oz Kazkar Feni cashew apple liqueur
1 oz apple juice
1 oz green apple vodka
1/2 oz sweet and sour mix

Shake the above ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker.
Pour into ...]

Nuclear Waste #3 recipe

Mon, 07 May 2007 01:29:00 +0000
A appetizing recipe for Nuclear Waste #3, with orange juice, Blue Curacao liqueur, vodka and ginger ale.

1 liter orange juice
2 1/2 oz vodka
3/4 liter ginger ale
4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

Combine the orange juice, blue Curacao liqueur and vodka in a small punch bowl or large pitcher.
Chill for about 3 hours until cold.
Just before serving, ...]

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:38:28 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

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Movie: Tadpole(2002)


Oscar:
My wallet was stolen.

Diane:
You were mugged?

Oscar:
Well, sort of.

Diane:
What do you mean, 'sort of'?


Oscar:
She was very pleasant about it.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Lisa:
You guys actually set the house on fire?



Movie: The Mad Miss Manton(1938)


Melsa Manton:
Helen, you search the upstairs.

Helen Frayne:
Oh, no! I was never much of an individualist. If the upstairs has to be searched, we'll search it together.

Dora Fenton:
Why, that's communism!



Movie: Oregon Trail(1945)


[first lines]


[the conductor reads about a train robbery in Jim's newspaper]

Train conductor:
I'm glad it didn't happen on my run. That Dawson gang is plenty tough.

Jim Parker:
So I've heard!





Movie: Kenny(2006)


[talking to fellow passenger about the in-flight toilet]

Kenny:
Just watch it in there mate. That machine, once you press that flusher, that thing will probably suck your guts out through your bum.







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Liquid Zanex recipe

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:51:00 +0000
This is a delicious recipe for Liquid Zanex, with Jagermeister herbal liqueur, Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps, Crown Royal Canadian whisky and Bacardi 151 rum.

1/4 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/4 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1/4 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/4 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur

Mix ingredients together in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Who's who in race for Best Picture

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:59:00 GMT
ONE News - The only comedy in the five nominated movies and is proving to be the sleeper hit of the year in the US, raking in over $113 million so far at the box office - not bad for a movie that only cost $3 ...

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:38:28 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Machetazo recipe

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:20:00 +0000
This is a very pleasant recipe for Machetazo, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum, Kahlua coffee liqueur and Guinness stout.

1 bottle Guinness stout
1 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur

Poor the Guinness into a large beer mug.
Drop two shot glasses, filled with kahlua and rum respectively, into the guinness and down ...]

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Latest Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



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Music hits high note next month

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:38:00 GMT
Scoop - the new Movies in Parks series, featuring classic Kiwi films projected onto a large screen after dusk in Mt Eden's Tahaki Reserve following pre-movie entertainment by local musicians

Our coverage of the recent movies, DVDs, CDs, and books that EW's critics graded an A or A- (Entertainment Weekly)

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:26:16 GMT
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Blog: The sound of silence

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:46:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Apple first introduced movies for sale in 2006, at prices from US$9.99 to US$12.99. Now, movies are available to rent for US$2.99 to US$3.99, or in high-definition for a dollar more.

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