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Monday, May 05, 2008

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Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Latest Movie News

TV movies list from Channels (Akron Beacon Journal)

Sun, 04 May 2008 05:45:36 GMT
Here is the continuation of this week's movies list from the Beacon Journal's Channels television guide: Son of Fury ♥♥ (1942) Tyrone Power. Cheated 1700s duke finds Polynesia fortune and returns. FOXM Tuesday, 10 a.m.

CORRECTED - (OFFICIAL)-Top movies at North American box office - Reuters

Sun, 04 May 2008 19:13:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES, May 4 (Reuters) - Following are the top 10 films at the North American box office for the three-day weekend beginning on May 2, led by the new release "Iron Man ...

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Movie: Kafka(1991)


Franz Kafka:
So, that's who the enemy is. Policemen and file clerks. Law and order, you might say.


Gabriela:
You think what we're doing is wrong? What would you suggest, then?

Franz Kafka:
Did any of you actually go up to the castle with Edward? You sit around twisting the facts to suit your inbred theories. In my experience the truth is not... that convenient.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
Ionian Sergeant Anise Tatlin Oracle Knights Fon Master Guard wins!

Guy:
That's way too long.



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Gerry Jeffers:
Anyway, men don't get smarter as they get older. They just lose their hair.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


[repeated line, after giving advice]

Van Wilder:
Write that down.




Movie: Oliver!(1968)


Mr. Brownlow:
[referring to Bill Sikes] Who is this man?

Nancy:
No, I won't tell ya! Whatever else I do I won't turn on him. You wouldn't understand, but I've got to go back. I want to go back.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 1: Onri yû(1983)


[Ataru sees Lum in an escape pod.]

Ataru:
Whew, she managed to eject safely.

Rose:
I guess you really do care for her.

Ataru:
Uh, not really.



Movie: Queen of the Amazons(1947)


Zita, the Amazon Queen:
Why are you attempting to enter my territory? Everyone in the jungle knows strangers are not welcome here.




Today's Movie News

Actor Tom McCarthy happy he can direct movies on his terms (Deseret Morning News)

Sun, 04 May 2008 18:40:37 GMT
Like a lot of actors, Tom McCarthy wants to direct films. The difference is, he actually does direct when he can.

Receta del sapo del salto

Sat, 03 May 2008 20:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta sabrosa para el sapo del salto, con el
brandy del albaricoque, el ron ligero y las cales. el brandy del
albaricoque de 3/4 onza jugo ligero del ron de 3/4 onza de las cales
del 1/2 revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un
cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Home video sales take off as prices fall - Hindustan Times

Sun, 04 May 2008 16:57:00 GMT
Sushobhan Mukherjee, a 40-year-old advertising professional staying at Powai, watches four movies a week on his 42-inch LCD TV. His subscription with a movie rental chain helps him ...

Dogs have a nose for pirate movies, music (AFP via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:49:07 GMT
They're black, wear yellow coats and have a nose for pirate movies and music: meet Lucky and Flo, two Labradors trained to sniff out not drugs or explosives, but the polycarbonate contained in DVDs and CDs.

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Movie: The Opposite Sex(1956)


Crystal Allen:
When Steven doesn't like what I wear, I take it off!



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Fulton Greenwall:
You must be very proud, Ace.

Ace:
Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.



Movie: Pack Up Your Troubles(1932)


Oliver:
This is your son's baby.


Eddie "Steamboat":
Oh, blackmailers, huh?


[punches Ollie in the face]



Movie: Dad(1989)


Bette Tremont:
He keeps coming into my bed at night. When your father gets excited nothing is going to stop him.

John Tremont:
[looks shocked]

Bette Tremont:
Oh, grow up.



Movie: Babes in Toyland(1934)


[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence]

Stannie Dum:
It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.

Ollie Dee:
[Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.



Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Rollo Latham, Durant Henchman & CEO Inter-City Land Development:
[about Dr. Brinkman] Do you want me to make him the usual offer?


Robert G. Durant:
I don't think we should attract too much attention to ourselves, Rollo, why don't you try money instead?



Movie: The Daedalus Encounter (VG)(1995)


[after the probe has been deployed]

Zack:
Casey I gotta ask you: what does it feel like having your eyes on air just floating around in a little ball while the rest of you's back here with us?

Ari:
[slighty annoyed] Knock it off, Zack.

Zack:
[annoyed] I'm just asking Casey a question.

Ari:
OK, Casey. Your guiding system's pretty much automatic so you can concentrate on the job. Most other functions are up to you.



Movie: The Adventures of Sebastian Cole(1998)


Wayne:
Why do you want to get out early anyway? What are you going to do with yourself?

Sebastian Cole:
Well, get a haircut, pay taxes, die.



Movie: Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties (TV)(1983)


Gallagher:
What is dumber than a blind person with a gun? The idiot who handed them the gun. Where do you hide from a blind person with a gun? How do you make a noise that ain't like a rabbit?



Movie: Abducted: A Father's Love (TV)(1996)


Seattle agent:
High five, he's headed south



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Lucy:
[feigning pain] I just... I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

Ninotchka:
Are you blowing me?

Lucy:
What?

Ninotchka:
Off. Are you blowing me off?




Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


Rat:
A new mania: motor mania.



Today's Movie News

Have you Seen the Top Five Movies? (Richfield Reaper)

Sun, 04 May 2008 13:42:18 GMT
(ARA) - Last year, the American Film Institute voted and came up with the Top Five movies. Critics debated and movie lovers everywhere weighed in, but many people found that they'd never seen the top five movies of all time.

Dogs have a nose for pirate movies, music (AFP via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:49:07 GMT
They're black, wear yellow coats and have a nose for pirate movies and music: meet Lucky and Flo, two Labradors trained to sniff out not drugs or explosives, but the polycarbonate contained in DVDs and CDs.

Vieja receta de Yeller

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:29:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para viejo Yeller, con el whisky, el jugo de la
pasa y las aceitunas. el jugo de la pasa de 1 onza las aceitunas de 1
whisky 2 de la onza combina todos los ingredientes en un mezclador.
Mezcle hasta que es liso. Vierta en un cristal del coctel, adorne con
una rebanada del limón, y del servicio. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

Have you Seen the Top Five Movies? (Richfield Reaper)

Sun, 04 May 2008 13:42:18 GMT
(ARA) - Last year, the American Film Institute voted and came up with the Top Five movies. Critics debated and movie lovers everywhere weighed in, but many people found that they'd never seen the top five movies of all time.

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Movie: Zelig(1983)


[Leonard Zelig is apologizing on radio to all the people he misrepresented himself to]

Leonard Zelig:
My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I...I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I... I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it.



Movie: An Unexpected Life (TV)(1998)


Matt Whitney:
You painted this?

Barbara Whitney:
Yes.

Megan Whitney:
What is it?

Matt Whitney:
This Megan, is a million dollar painting.



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Correll:
Boy, I never thought I'd see the day when talking to murderers took priority over running a railroad.

Lt. Garber:
Get off it, will you, Frank? My only priority is saving the lives of these passengers.

Correll:
Screw the goddamn passengers! What the hell did they expect for their lousy 35 cents - to live forever?


Lt. Garber:
Oh, you're beautiful.


[into mike]

Lt. Garber:
Do you read me, Pelham One Two Three?

Correll:
If I was running things, I'd go in there with guns and tear gas and blast them out.

Lt. Garber:
Yeah, well you're not running things, so why don't you start doing your own work and let the police do theirs, huh?

Correll:
Like that lilly-livered cop on the train, huh? When the hell's he going to start shooting?

Lt. Garber:
We don't even know if it is a he.



[into mike]

Lt. Garber:
Do you read me, Pelham One Two Three?

Correll:
Lady cops - what the hell good are they? She probably can't even find her gun in her goddamn purse!



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Today's Movie News

Actor "embarrassed" by arrest - WOKR 13

Sun, 04 May 2008 14:41:00 GMT
CSI star Gary Dourdan says he is "embarrassed" by his recent arrest for alleged drug possession. The actor was apprehended by police after he was found asleep in his incorrectly ...

Have you Seen the Top Five Movies? (Richfield Reaper)

Sun, 04 May 2008 13:42:18 GMT
(ARA) - Last year, the American Film Institute voted and came up with the Top Five movies. Critics debated and movie lovers everywhere weighed in, but many people found that they'd never seen the top five movies of all time.

Receta del sapo del salto

Sat, 03 May 2008 20:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta sabrosa para el sapo del salto, con el
brandy del albaricoque, el ron ligero y las cales. el brandy del
albaricoque de 3/4 onza jugo ligero del ron de 3/4 onza de las cales
del 1/2 revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un
cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Have you Seen the Top Five Movies? (Richfield Reaper)

Sun, 04 May 2008 13:42:18 GMT
(ARA) - Last year, the American Film Institute voted and came up with the Top Five movies. Critics debated and movie lovers everywhere weighed in, but many people found that they'd never seen the top five movies of all time.

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Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)


Alexis:
Did you remember to bring a camera?

David:
I don't know. Did I?

Alexis:
I don't think so.

David:
You're right, I didn't.



Movie: Daitozoku(1963)


[casting a spell]

Granny the Witch:
Mumbo jumbo, mumbo jumbo.




Movie: On Again Off Again(1937)


[Horton slaps butler Hobbs in the face]

William Hobbs:
What's that for?

Claude Horton:
That's for calling me a mongoose.

William Hobbs:
I called you that weeks ago!


Claude Horton:
Well, I just saw a picture of one in a book...besides, I'm too tall for a mongoose!



Movie: R-Type Final (VG)(2003)


Pilot's log:
A massive shadow / threatens the city / This used to be our only sanctuary...



Movie: Quicksand(1950)



Daniel 'Dan' Brady:
Now, wait a minute! Don't holler 'til you hurt!



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Cherry:
'Tis a bad omen.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
Abba Zaba, you my only friend.




Movie: Oliver!(1968)


[about Oliver]

Mr. Bumble:
Mother came to us destitute. Brings a child into the world, takes one look at him and promptly dies - -without leaving so much as a forwarding name and address!



Movie: S.O.B.(1981)


[Polly Reed is about to enter through the back door]

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
This reminds me of a scene in "The Thing" when a terrible monster is just on the other side of a door.

Ben Coogan:
[distressed] Will you please...


[mumbles]



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Snaps:
[Theresa is looking for Anthony and is asking Snaps where she might be able to find him] I may have an idea where he is.


Theresa:
Where.

Snaps:
Closer than I thought. Now I want you to stay here and don't come out. You owe me this sister.

Connie:
I thought she was your daughter.

Snaps:
Shut up!



Today's Movie News

Dogs have a nose for pirate movies, music (AFP via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:49:07 GMT
They're black, wear yellow coats and have a nose for pirate movies and music: meet Lucky and Flo, two Labradors trained to sniff out not drugs or explosives, but the polycarbonate contained in DVDs and CDs.

TV movies list from Channels (Akron Beacon Journal)

Sun, 04 May 2008 05:45:36 GMT
Here is the continuation of this week's movies list from the Beacon Journal's Channels television guide: Son of Fury ♥♥ (1942) Tyrone Power. Cheated 1700s duke finds Polynesia fortune and returns. FOXM Tuesday, 10 a.m.

Miley Cyrus - Orlando Sentinel

Sun, 04 May 2008 11:00:00 GMT
Born Destiny Hope Cyrus in 1992, Miley Cyrus is a singer, songwriter and actress. She is the star of the Disney Channel program, "Hannah Montana", which began in 2006. Her father ...

India minister wants actors to refrain from drinking on camera - Miami Herald

Sun, 04 May 2008 08:22:00 GMT
After asking Bollywood actors not to smoke on screen, India's health minister has called on movie heroes to stop drinking alcohol on camera, while hinting that the booze could stay ...

4 good ways to save - Medford Mail Tribune

Sun, 04 May 2008 08:51:00 GMT
If you're caught in a paycheck-to-paycheck cycle that's consistently leaving your checking account balance low, examine your everyday expenses and look for ways you could slash ...

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Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Maj. Amos Dundee:
[after a battle, Dundee comes across Wiley, bleeding from a head wound] Wiley, are you hit?

Wiley:
No, sir. My damned mule kicked me.



Movie: S.F.W.(1994)


[Cliff is trying to comfort Wendy]

Cliff Spab, Wendy Pfister:
[singing together] As long as we have each other...



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Daredevil:
I'm not the bad guy, kid.



Movie: Q & A(1990)



Preston Pearlstein:
[getting introduced with Bloomenfeld's friend] How do you do? I'm delighted!

Leo Bloomenfeld:
That's it Perlstein! Don't spoil my appetite, we haven't eaten yet.

Preston Pearlstein:
[laughing] what a character!


[laughing again, louder]

Leo Bloomenfeld:
Look at that son of a bitch.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Charlie:
You want to vex my sister!




Movie: Accepted(2006)


Bartleby Gaines:
So you wanna be a SHIT head?

Sherman Schrader:
I WANNA BE A SHIT HEAD!




Movie: Out(1982)


Empty Fox:
[after smoking a "friendship pipe"] Now I am connected to you, you are connected to me and we are connected to this place. The rest is postcards!




Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Sabrina:
It never rained on the night of a Larrabee party, the Larrabees wouldn't have stood for it.




Movie: About Last Night...(1986)


Danny:
He is a better human being than that bitch on wheels you've got for a friend!



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


Baron Munchausen:
Abandon ship!

Berthold:
I think the ship's abandoning us.



Movie: Opportunity Knocks(1990)


Eddie Farrell:
Louis, what the hell do you think you're doing?

Lou Pesquino:
Autographing Pinkie's car

Eddie Farrell:
That's not very nice. Lets do something nice for the guy. Lets give Pinkie a convertable




Today's Movie News

Receta de Hornpipe

Sat, 03 May 2008 23:12:00 +0000
Esto es una receta que tienta para Hornpipe, con ginebra, brandy de la
cereza y el huevo. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza 1 brandy de la cereza del
tsp del blanco 2 del huevo en una coctelera media llena con los cubos
del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre
en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Movies opening in May (Detroit Free Press)

Sun, 04 May 2008 07:18:55 GMT
FRIDAY: "Speed Racer" (PG): The Wachowski brothers, of "Matrix" fame, bring their stamp to the well-loved Japanese cartoon, with Emile Hirsch as Speed. Early looks have been mind-bending, so much so you wonder if two hours of it will give you a headache.

Indies are in at the movies this summer (New York Daily News)

Sun, 04 May 2008 08:18:45 GMT
Not every major movie will make their debut at the multiplex this summer; for the next few months, art houses should be packed as stars look for a little extra indie cred at the box office.