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Movie: Babes in Toyland(1934)


Ollie Dee:
Why should you worry? You and he are just like THAT.


Stannie Dum:
But that was before we were married.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)


Jared:
Kirby? What kind of a name is that? It's like "Kirby from Rigby likes to play Frisbee."



Movie: Ultrachrist!(2003)


Jesus/Ultrachrist!:
I understand that your faith is shaken, but just because Father Barry grabbed your tushy in Sunday school is no reason to spurn all religion.

Molly:
I never told anyone about that! You really are Jesus! Or a friend of Father Barry.



Movie: Our Fathers (TV)(2005)


Cardinal Bernard Law:
[To Olan] The church didn't fail you. I failed you.



Movie: Unzipped(1995)


Shalom Harlow:
"Eskimo" means "fish eater".



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)



Oscar Madison:
Blanche used to say to me, "What time do you want dinner" I'd say "I dunno, I'm not hungry". Then 3 o'clock in the morning, I'd wake her up and say "now". I've been one of the highest paid sports writers in the east for the past fourteen years, we saved eight and a half dollars in pennies. I'm never home, I gamble, burn cigar holes in the furniture, drink like a fish, lie to her every chance I get. Then on our tenth wedding anniversary, I took her to the New York Rangers-Detroit Red Wings hockey game where she got hit by a puck! I still can't figure out why she left me, that's how impossible I am.



Latest Movie News

Receta del tiro del monstruo de Jager

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:13:00 +0000
Esto es una receta mouthwatering para el tiro del monstruo de Jager,
con el licor herbario de Jagermeister, el jugo anaranjado y el jarabe
del grenadine. 1 licor herbario del 1/2 onza Jagermeister sacudida del
jarabe del grenadine del chapoteo del jugo anaranjado 1 de 1 onza
todos los ingredientes con hielo en una coctelera, tensión en un
cristal del tiro y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.

Tiny projectors show movies on walls (The Springfield News-Leader)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:12:04 GMT
Las Vegas -- Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny cell phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, tablecloths and other handy surfaces.

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Latest greatest Quotes

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


[while setting up the movie's "roller disco trucking" segment]

Dimitry Elyashkevich:
Hey Jeff, did you hear that? We can't run the lights and the smoke machine at the same time. There's not enough power.

Bam Margera:
We're doing a goddamn Paramount motion picture, and we can't put on fog and lights at the same time? That's not too much to ask, man. Fog and lights together at once for a major motion picture?



Movie: Babycakes (TV)(1989)


Rob:
Well, I think Grace looks great. I think she looks terrific just the way she is



Movie: The F Word(2005)


Unkown Protester:
You don't need chains to tie people up; it's a wireless world.



Movie: The One(2001)


Gabe:
I won't be the one, but neither will you.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
[after getting shot by riot explosive] Is this ok?



[points to face]

Johnny Knoxville:
Then we're good.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Raven Darkholme:
[as a little girl] When I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you myself.



Movie: A-Ducking They Did Go(1939)


Moe:
Spread out and remember, ducks is ducks and cash is king.


Curly:
And never the twain shall meet.



Movie: The One(2001)


[Yulaw listens to heavy metal in a stolen van but gets held at gunpoint by Roedecker]

Yulaw:
Just when I find something that I like in this universe.




Movie: Pajama Party(1964)


Big Bang The Martian:
[Talking about Go-Go the Martian to Slocum] It's not that I don't like him, it's just I can't stand him!




Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


McGruder:
Who the fuck is he?


Michael Jennings:
You wanna know who he is? Try this: delve down into the deepest bowels of your soul. Try to imagine the ultimate fucking nightmare. And that won't come close to that son of a bitch when he gets pissed.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Jacob:
God was showing off when he made you.



Latest Movie News

For Film Fest fans, so many movies, so little time (The Capital Times)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:18:12 GMT
Amy Johnson is a film festival junkie with tickets to 16 shows over four days. "I like movies," Johnson shrugged, standing in the Orpheum Theatre on Thursday night for the opening of the Wisconsin Film Festival, where she was buying a festival sweatshirt. She opened her day planner, which was jam-packed with movie titles, times and venues. "She has a great deal of stamina for this type of ...

Vestido para arriba como una receta de la cena de los perros

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:47:00 +0000
Esto es una receta muy agradable para vestido para arriba como una
cena de los perros, con el licor irlandés de la crema, de café de
Kahlua, el licor de la almendra del amaretto, el chocolate caliente,
el brandy, el brandy de Applejack y el vermú dulce. 1 brandy del 1/2
onza brandy de 1 onza Applejack crema irlandesa de 1 onza licor de
café de 1 onza Kahlua vermú dulce de 1 onza licor de la almendra del
amaretto del chocolate caliente de 6 onzas en un cristal que se mezcla
...

Cell phone movies to get bigger (The Post and Courier)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:45:29 GMT
LAS VEGAS — Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny wireless phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, table cloths and other handy surfaces.

Receta de Detroit Fermi

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:13:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta distintiva para Detroit Fermi, con el
ron de Bacardi 151, vodka, licor del melón de Midori, mezcla dulce y
amarga y las cales. licor del melón de 1 onza Midori mezcla dulce y
amarga de 1 onza cosechadora del ron de la onza Bacardi 151 de las
cales 2 del apretón de la vodka 1 de 1 onza todos los ingredientes en
un cristal pasado de moda o del lowball; encienda, extinga y sirva.
Sirva en Viejo-Formado ...

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Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Commercial Announcer:
It's time. It's time. Time for the big giveaway. Halloween has come. All you lucky kids with Silver Shamrock masks, gather 'round your TV set, put on your masks and watch. All witches, all skeletons, all Jack-O-Lanterns, gather 'round and watch. Watch the magic pumpkin. Watch...



Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


Kid:
I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Mili Simonescu:
[talking about the upcoming Olympics in Montreal and the difficulties of getting the Onesti team there] You have to see Vieru's problem. Bucharest is the capital. It has the most expensive facilities, the most experienced coaches and supposedly the best gymnasts.

Bela Karolyi:
Does Bucharest win medals? No. Onesti wins medals.



Movie: Quatermass and the Pit(1967)


Barbara Judd:
We are the Martians now.



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Gomez:
We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.



Today's Movie News

Receta de Du Barry Cocktail

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:31:00 +0000
Esto es una receta dulce para Du Barry Cocktail, con ginebra, vermú
seco, anis licor, bitters y naranja. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza 1 bitters
de la rociada 1 licor de los anis del tsp de la naranja el 1/2 de la
rebanada vermú seco de 3/4 onza revuelve todos los ingredientes
(excepto rebanada anaranjada) con hielo y la tensión en un cristal
del coctel. Agregue la rebanada de la naranja y del servicio. Sirva en
un cristal del coctel.

Enjoy free family movies under the stars (The Florida Times-Union)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:13:08 GMT
The animated adventures of four escaped zoo animals will kick off a weekly series of movies under the stars in downtown Jacksonville.

Receta de Du Barry Cocktail

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:31:00 +0000
Esto es una receta dulce para Du Barry Cocktail, con ginebra, vermú
seco, anis licor, bitters y naranja. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza 1 bitters
de la rociada 1 licor de los anis del tsp de la naranja el 1/2 de la
rebanada vermú seco de 3/4 onza revuelve todos los ingredientes
(excepto rebanada anaranjada) con hielo y la tensión en un cristal
del coctel. Agregue la rebanada de la naranja y del servicio. Sirva en
un cristal del coctel.

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Today's Quotes

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Harmonica:
I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.

Cheyenne:
So?


Harmonica:
Inside the men, there were three bullets.

Cheyenne:
That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.

Harmonica:
Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.


[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]

Cheyenne:
All the way up to six if I have to...


[gestures to Harmonica's wound]

Cheyenne:
And maybe faster than you.




Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Basher:
That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!

Reuben:
[to Livingston] Do you understand any of this?

Livingston:
I'll explain later.



Movie: On the Beach(1959)


Moira Davidson:
There isn't time. No time to love... nothing to remember... nothing worth remembering.



Movie: Dances with Wolves(1990)


Toughest Pawnee:
Only a white man would make a fire for everyone to see.

Pawnee #1:
Maybe there's more than one.

Pawnee #2:
There may be three or four.

Toughest Pawnee:
I know three or four who will not be making the trip home.



Movie: Madea's Class Reunion (V)(2003)


Ann:
You need a deposit like a credit card or cash...

Leroy Brown:
Oh yeah, I know all about that dep-o-sit.


[takes out a bag of coins and drops it on the counter]



Movie: Darkman(1990)


[first lines]

Eddie Black:
[on phone] 'Cause he's an asshole! Tell him no. Tell him no, too. Him, tell "fuck you." No, I'm gonna be here a minute. Got some guy coming up who thinks he's gonna muscle me out of my property. Just another tough guy, that's all.



Movie: C'est arrivé près de chez vous(1992)


Ben:
*Bingo*!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.

Samson Simpson:
What part of Jamaica?

Thurgood Jenkins:
Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!




Movie: Magnum Force(1973)


Lieutenant Briggs:
You killed three cops, Harry. And the only reason why I'm not going to kill you now is because I'm going to prosecute you against your own system.


[gets in car and starts it up]

Lieutenant Briggs:
It'll be my word against yours!



Today's Movie News

‘Movies Under the Stars’ debuts today (Southwest Daily News)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:26:47 GMT
Grab a blanket, pack a snack and load up the kids for a family night as the Calcasieu Parish Police Jury presents "Movies under the Stars," at the newly expanded Prien Lake Park, 3700 West Prien Lake Road, Lake Charles. The series will be presented three Fridays in April, with the first film presentation beginning this Friday evening at 7:00 pm. The event is free to the public.

Cell phone movies to get bigger (The Post and Courier)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:45:29 GMT
LAS VEGAS — Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny wireless phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, table cloths and other handy surfaces.

‘Movies Under the Stars’ debuts today (Southwest Daily News)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:26:47 GMT
Grab a blanket, pack a snack and load up the kids for a family night as the Calcasieu Parish Police Jury presents "Movies under the Stars," at the newly expanded Prien Lake Park, 3700 West Prien Lake Road, Lake Charles. The series will be presented three Fridays in April, with the first film presentation beginning this Friday evening at 7:00 pm. The event is free to the public.

Movies| Widmark tribute (The Kansas City Star)

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:40:59 GMT
Actor Richard Widmark, who died last week at age 93, is getting a three-film salute Friday from Turner Classic Movies.

Aquí está una receta muy agradable para el robo…

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:53:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta muy agradable para el robo seco Roy, con el
whisky escocés, el vermú seco y el limón. 1 whisky escocés seco de
la cáscara 2 el 1/2 onza del limón de la torcedura del vermú 1 del
tsp del 1/2 en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos
del hielo, combina el escocés y el vermú. Revuelva bien. Filtre en
un cristal del coctel. Adorne con la torcedura del limón. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

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Movie: Queen of the Damned(2002)


Club Vampire:
Your host... what's his name?

Jesse:
Marius?


Club Vampire:
Marius... Never heard of him.

Jesse:
Of course you wouldn't, he's an ancient.

Club Vampire:
There aren't any ancients left.

Club Vampire:
They all turned to dust.

Club Vampire:
So unless you got him in a bottle somewhere...

Jesse:
You know you're brave joking like that, I wish you could meet him.

Club Vampire:
And why's that?

Jesse:
Because you might learn something.



Movie: The Order(2001)


Cyrus:
Apparently, stubbornness is an ingrained family trait.

Rudy:
It beats a messiah complex any day!



Movie: Out of Step(2002)


Paul Taylor:
So, New York, After we get married, how many kids are we going to have, again?

Jenny Thomas:
Including you?



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Dr. Mark Powell:
Have a seat.

Prot:
"Have a seat." What a curious expression.




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
You guys look hungry. How would you like some of nature's goodness?

Gloria the Hippo:
You have food?

Marty the Zebra:
One Fun Side special, coming up. Seaweed on a stick.

Alex the Lion:
Seaweed?

Marty the Zebra:
On a stick. Don't love it 'till you try it.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Verbal:
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.




Movie: Adam & Steve(2005)


Adam:
You know for a shrink he's really unaware.


Rhonda:
I'm tellin' you they're like preacher's kids!



Movie: One Night with the King(2006)


Mordecai:
God, every day I pray for you to give me the paitence of Job, the wisdom of Soloman. And what do you give me? You give me the endless equivocations... of a beautiful, young woman!



Movie: VeggieTales: Lyle, the Kindly Viking (V)(2001)


Larry:
Golly - what's your name?

Scallion #1:
They've never given me a name. I've been around since show one and I still don't have a name!



Today's Movie News

Receta de la lámpara de la lava

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta deliciosa para la lámpara de la lava,
con los schnapps del pucker de la frambuesa de DeKuyper, el ron de
Bacardi y la cerveza de malto de plata de Guinness. el ron de plata de
1 onza Bacardi cerveza de malto de Guinness de los schnapps del pucker
de la frambuesa de 1 onza DeKuyper vierte un tiro de los schnapps del
pucker de la frambuesa de DeKuyper en un cristal del tiro. Coloque el
cristal del tiro dentro del fondo de un cristal de la pinta. Vierta el
ron de plata de Bacardi alrededor ...

La bebida sin una receta conocida

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:43:00 +0000
Esto es una receta agradable para la bebida sin un nombre, con la
vodka, licor anaranjado del Cointreau, amarillo chartreuse y
anaranjado. 1 cáscara anaranjada de la torcedura licor anaranjado del
Cointreau de 1/4 onza vodka chartreuse amarilla de 1/8 onza 2 onzas
revuelve con hielo agrietado y la tensión en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con una torcedura de la naranja. Sirva en un cristal
del coctel.

One-Stop Shop For Streaming Movies, TV Online (Hartford Courant)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:01:01 GMT
Unlike network sites and video-sharing sites like YouTube, Hulu lets viewers stream full TV episodes, full-length movies and clips from various networks and film studios all in one place.

Cell phone movies to get bigger (The Post and Courier)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:45:29 GMT
LAS VEGAS — Recognizing that it's not much fun to watch movies on a tiny wireless phone, a number of companies are racing to develop gadgets that project what's playing on the small screen onto walls, table cloths and other handy surfaces.

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Movie Quotes Update

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Ryan Dunn:
Dude! She got fingered!



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


[Ben and Partner are walking through the mining camp]

Ben Rumson:
Hi, Willy! How're things goin'?

'Rotten Luck'Willie:
I ain't won a hand in two weeks.


Ben Rumson:
(to Partner) They call him 'Rotten Luck' Willie. You couldn't beat him with five aces.

Pardner:
Oh, I don't gamble.

Ben Rumson:
Neither does he.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Maj. Amos Dundee:
Name?

Rev. Dahlstrom:
Dahlstrom. Any man who has a just cause should travel with the word of God.


Maj. Amos Dundee:
With all due respect, God has nothing to do with it. I intend to smite the wicked, not save the Heathen.

Rev. Dahlstrom:
Seventeen years ago I married John and Mary Rostes. Those who destroyeth my flock, shall so be destroyed.

Maj. Amos Dundee:
[smiles] Reverend.



Movie: The Bachelor(1999)


Grandad Shannon:
[into megaphone] THE HUMAN CONDITION!



Today's Movie News

Receta de Du Barry Cocktail

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:31:00 +0000
Esto es una receta dulce para Du Barry Cocktail, con ginebra, vermú
seco, anis licor, bitters y naranja. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza 1 bitters
de la rociada 1 licor de los anis del tsp de la naranja el 1/2 de la
rebanada vermú seco de 3/4 onza revuelve todos los ingredientes
(excepto rebanada anaranjada) con hielo y la tensión en un cristal
del coctel. Agregue la rebanada de la naranja y del servicio. Sirva en
un cristal del coctel.

Family friendly movies (The Sarasota Herald-Tribune)

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:34:34 GMT
A guide to current movies from a family perspective

Opinion: Why Hollywood Doesn't Have To Make Game Movies Suck (Gamasutra)

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:50:42 GMT
In this new opinion piece, Justin Marks, the screenwriter for the currently filming Street Fighter movie, steps up to discuss the relationship between games and movies - referencing films from his own to Halo.] I remember when the new Street Fighter movie was first announced. The internet went ballistic. And not necessarily in a good way. On the very same day that someone was green-lighting a ...

Enjoy free family movies under the stars (The Florida Times-Union)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:15:42 GMT
The animated adventures of four escaped zoo animals will kick off a weekly series of movies under the stars in downtown Jacksonville.

Receta del tiro del monstruo de Jager

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:13:00 +0000
Esto es una receta mouthwatering para el tiro del monstruo de Jager,
con el licor herbario de Jagermeister, el jugo anaranjado y el jarabe
del grenadine. 1 licor herbario del 1/2 onza Jagermeister sacudida del
jarabe del grenadine del chapoteo del jugo anaranjado 1 de 1 onza
todos los ingredientes con hielo en una coctelera, tensión en un
cristal del tiro y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.

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