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Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)
[Chanice is listening to an answering machine message from Buck]
Buck:
I think about those two little dimples on your buns. Hahaha.
Chanice Kobolowski:
Dimples!
Buck:
What do we call them? One... one was on the right, 'was Lyndon and left was...
Chanice Kobolowski:
It's Johnson.
Buck:
Johnson.
[Chanice laughs]
Buck:
And then there was your boobs we did. Now, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey, I remember that because of Disneyworld. And Felix! Felix is what we called your...
[cut to the next scene, where a cat meows loudly]
Movie: Half Baked(1998)
Kenny:
I love horses.
Cop:
I love horses.
Kenny:
I love Butterstuff.
Cop:
Buttercup!
Kenny:
Butternuts!
Cop:
BUTTERCUP!
Kenny:
Cup!
Movie: La Bamba(1987)
Rosie Morales:
He doesn't want a wife. He wants a love slave, one that he can kick around.
Movie: VeggieTales: Rack, Shack & Benny (V)(1995)
Rack:
I'm Shadrach!
Shack:
I'm Meschach!
Benny:
[trying to say 'Abednego'] I'm a bumblebee!... Abendyboo!... I'm Benny!
Movie: On Golden Pond(1981)
Bill Ray:
[as he heads out to the lake to go skinny-dipping with Ethel and Chelsea] Are there any bears around here?
Norman:
Oh, sure. Black bears, grizzlies. One of 'em came along here and ate an old lesbian just last month.
Movie: Mak dau goo si(2001)
McDull:
I don't know much about Kung Fu kings, but I must be the ultimate pork. The pork that struts about with buns in hands.
Movie: Baby Boy(2001)
Rodney:
Hello? Hello? Yvette?
Jody:
Naw, nigga, this ain't no motherfuckin' Yvette!
Rodney:
Put Yvette on the phone, nigga!
Jody:
What? This my phone, nigga! Don't call my house no more!
Rodney:
How the *fuck* is that yo' house, nigga? You don't even live there. Is this Jody? The Jody that got my boo pregnant and can't take care of his responsibilities as a muthafuckin' man? Livin' at yo' mamma house? Walking around the streets like a little ass boy? Nigga, you's a *bitch*!
Jody:
What? Yo' ass in jail! You can't say nothin' about me and mine, homeboy. Look, don't call my *fuckin'* house no more! My girl ain't feeling you. It's not happening, cuz! Concentrate on not dropping the soap, you bitch-ass nigga!
Rodney:
*Fuck* you, cuz!
[hangs up]
Jody:
I want a block on my motherfucking phone tomorrow, Yvette.
Yvette:
All right, Jody, damn!
Jody:
Stupid ass.
Yvette:
You stupid.
Jody:
All on the phone spreading my business out there. He on the other end talking 'bout "Yeah, I know you live with yo' mamma." I don't wanna hear that shit!
Movie: Jack-Jack Attack (V)(2005)
Kari:
The baby was exploding! Did you ever sit an exploding baby, Mr. Dicker?
Latest Movie News
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Vieja receta de Yeller
Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:29:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para viejo Yeller, con el whisky, el jugo de la
pasa y las aceitunas. el jugo de la pasa de 1 onza las aceitunas de 1
whisky 2 de la onza combina todos los ingredientes en un mezclador.
Mezcle hasta que es liso. Vierta en un cristal del coctel, adorne con
una rebanada del limón, y del servicio. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.
Receta del sapo del salto
Sat, 03 May 2008 20:57:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta sabrosa para el sapo del salto, con el
brandy del albaricoque, el ron ligero y las cales. el brandy del
albaricoque de 3/4 onza jugo ligero del ron de 3/4 onza de las cales
del 1/2 revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un
cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.
posted by Elizabeth @ 9:20 PM
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