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Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Danny:
Why do they always paint hallways that color?

Rusty:
They say taupe is very soothing.



Movie: Adventures of Captain Marvel(1941)


Tal Chotali:
What causes this attack?

Rahman Bar [Ch. 1,11-12]:
The legend, Towana. The white man shall not desecrate the Valley of Tombs.

Tal Chotali:
That is not the true legend. When there is desecration, Scorpio will erupt.


[Tal Chotali gestures towards a smoking volcano]

Tal Chotali:
See for yourself, there is no eruption. You have spilled blood without reason. Return to your people and counsel them to await a sign from Scorpio!

Rahman Bar [Ch. 1,11-12]:
I will do as you say, Toawana. The true legend must not be violated. But the white men must leave. There is a curse that says that any white man who enters the Valley of Tombs shall die.




Movie: Tales from the Crapper (V)(2004)


Jewish Party Goers:
The strippers are vampires!



Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Mr. Brownlow:
How would you like to grow up a clever man and write books?


Oliver Twist:
I think I'd rather read them sir.

Mr. Brownlow:
What, don't you want to be a book writer?

Oliver Twist:
I think I'd rather be a bookseller sir.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Louis:
Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far.

Charlie:
It's a continent, Louis. He can go *very* far.

Louis:
I know it's a continent. I read the book.


Charlie:
Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?

Louis:
No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?



Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)


Matt:
Why are we outside again?

Justin:
I told you, we're waiting on Rufus to go get some cereal.

Matt:
Yeah! I needs me some cereal.



Movie: Face of Terror(2003)


Nick Harper:
I go where the fight takes me!




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Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Wednesday:
Pugsley, the baby ways 10 pounds, the cannonball ways 20 pounds, which will hit the stone walkway first?


Pugsley:
I'm still on fractions.

Wednesday:
Which do you think?

Pugsley:
The Cannonball?

Wednesday:
Very good. But which one will bounce?

Pugsley:
The Baby?

Wednesday:
Only one way to find out. Ready 1... 2... 3.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Magneto:
Why do none of you understand what I'm trying to do? Those people down there- they control our fate and the fate of every other mutant! Well, soon our fate will be theirs.


[Rogue screams for help]

Wolverine:
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.




Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?



Movie: Hamburger... The Motion Picture(1986)


[an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers' drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch'ya?

Old Lady:
Um... one burger... uh, some fries... and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Just say, "Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake," madam.


Old Lady:
Okay.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[annoyed] So say it!

Old Lady:
Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Look, toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!

Old Lady:
Wha? Wh-wh-why I... ooh... ack!



[collapses from a heart attack]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[once again cheerful] Thanks for coming to Buster Burgers, please move forward. You may be eligible for a prize.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Kreese:
[at the Cobra Kai dojo] Class, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Hai!


[approaches Daniel and Miyagi, then speaks to Miyagi]

Kreese:
I hear you jumped some of my students last night.


Miyagi:
Afraid facts mixed up.

Kreese:
You calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?

Miyagi:
No call no one nothing.

Kreese:
What are you here for, old man?

Miyagi:
Come ask leave boy alone.

Kreese:
What's the matter, the boy can't take care of his own problems?

Miyagi:
One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask anyone.

Kreese:
Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. Feel like matching, Mr. Lawrence?

Johnny Lawrence:
Yes, sensei!


Miyagi:
No more fighting.

Kreese:
This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class. You don't come into my dojo, drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now you get your boy on the mat, or you and I will have a major problem.

Miyagi:
Too much advantage. Your dojo.

Kreese:
Name a place.

Miyagi:
Tournament.

Kreese:
[laughs] You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accomodate you. Can't we, Mr. Lawrence?

Johnny Lawrence:
Yes, sensei.

Kreese:
Fall in.



[Johnny turns and leaves]

Miyagi:
Ask one more small request.

Kreese:
Make it fast.

Miyagi:
Ask leave boy alone to train.

Kreese:
You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?


[class responds with "YES SENSEI!"]

Kreese:
But if you don't show, it's open season on him... and you.



[they nod at each other]



Movie: Dark City(1950)


John Murdoch:
Here, let me ask you a question. You heard of a place called Shell Beach?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Sure.

John Murdoch:
Do you know how to get there?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Yeah.


John Murdoch:
Tell me.

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Right. You just... you go to the...

John Murdoch:
Where? Where do you go?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Just give me a second, will you...

John Murdoch:
You can't remember, can you?



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
The treasure is still there boys, believe me.

Delmar O'Donnell:
But how'd he know about the treasure?

Ulysses Everett McGill:
I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...

Pete:
He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stac-les.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well what the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?



Movie: The One(2001)


Funsch:
I am a Multiverse agent.

Gabe:
You're a nut.

Funsch:
Hey, you're the one that's seeing yourself.



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Movie: Often an Orphan(1949)


Charlie Dog:
All my life, I've dreamed the day I could live in the country. I'm not strong! I need lots of fresh air, and milk, and cream...



[Coughs]

Charlie Dog:
and fresh leafy vegetables!


[Sobs]

Porky:
B-but I -

Charlie Dog:
Good, clean, wholesome farm living!


[Sobs]


Porky:
B-but I -

Charlie Dog:
And now -


[Sniffs]

Charlie Dog:
Now that I got a chance to regain my health... and you want to send me back to the city!

Charlie Dog:
THE CITY. I can see it all now. It's high towers, cold, tall, ominous, closin' down on ya, from every side till ya can't breathe! Closer! Closer!


[Begins to choke]

Charlie Dog:
Can't breathe...


Charlie Dog:
The traffic! Ya can't think! BEE-BEEP! BEE-BEEP! Watch out for that truck! HONK HONK! Look out for that taxi! BOING! BEE-BEEP! AWOOGAH! HONK HONK, BEE-BEEP, oh...!

Charlie Dog:
Hark, what's that? Look, it's the towers! THEY'RE FALLING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!


[collapses onto ground]



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


[after Van Helsing's first, failed attempt to kill Dracula]

Anna Valerious:
A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula!

Van Helsing:
Well, I could have used that information a little earlier.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Felix Ungar:
What do the directions say?

Oscar Madison:
They're gone, I threw them out the window.

Felix Ungar:
[laughing] Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?


Oscar Madison:
Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire. I had the choice of either finding the house, or burning up one of the most important parts of my body. Guess which I picked?



Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


McCool:
[after one trainee mentions that things have changed for the better for African-Americans] Have they? So you see, O'Neil. I know where you're coming from. To them you're just the new nigger on the block, that's all. Maybe you just moved in a little too early.



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Movie: Old School(2003)


Marissa:
Just as long as you promise to take it easy.


Frank:
What do you mean?

Marissa:
You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?

Frank:
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I'm sorry about your little brother, Moreno.

Paco Moreno:
Oh, you really break my heart, you know that? I'm sorry about your old lady. I'm sorry I didn't get to finish the job.




Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)


Chicken Joe:
[as he and another thug are torturing Jimmy O'Donnell] I don't give a *shit* about you and your Socialist workers!



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[concerning his audition tape]

Marty McFly:
What if I send it in and they don't like it? What if they say I'm no good? What if they say "Get out of here, kid. You got no future."? I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man!



Movie: Mafia: Lost Heaven (VG)(2002)


Thomas 'Tommy' Angelo:
You poor bastard Sam I feel sorry for you



Movie: Orientation: A Scientology Information Film(1996)


Julia Migenes:
[identified only as "Opera Singer"] Actually, for my first day in Scientology I stopped fighting life, and I started *playing* with it.



Movie: One Night at McCool's(2001)


Randy:
Do you trust me?


Mr. Burmeister:
No, but I do kill people.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
They're just a bunch of pansies.

Maurice:
I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.

Julian:
Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!



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Lucy Lawless is still on top

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5Top: Most anticipated 2008 movies (MSNBC)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:34:41 GMT
Indiana Jones, Batman and two Brad Pitt movies are all headed to multiplexes near you.

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Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Dick Goodwin:
You know, money isn't everything.

Sandra Goodwin:
I'm not the one who came home with a Chrysler catalogue.



Movie: The X Files: Resist or Serve (VG)(2004)


Fox Mulder:
[to himself in the adult video section] Damn! Ass Lovers 36 is out.

Dana Scully:
[Also to herself] Well it's not as big as Mulders selection.



Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
And I hope you know frogs aren't purple, you ever seen a purple frog?


[Chole nods]

Ricky Slade:
Oh yeah? When? When you where asleep?



Movie: Off Limits(1988)


Buck McGriff:
How many times did you fuck her Maurice?

Maurice:
'bout 8 10 times, I'm a 'ho tamin' mutherfucka. That bitch wont work for a week at least.

Buck McGriff:
Bullshit! She hasn't got the clap Maurice and you can't piss without a painkiller. Ohh I'm sick of this shit!


Maurice:
Hey don't be sick of it mutherfuka. The only thing I saw that night was some slant eyed pussy.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Undertaker:
Excuse me, Mr. Eastwood. I just need your measurement.


[Measures Marty]

Marty McFly:
Hey. Look, buddy. I do'nt want to buy a suit.


Undertaker:
No. This is for your coffin.

Marty McFly:
[relizing what is going on] My coffin?

Undertaker:
well, the odds are running 2 to 1 against you. Might as well be prepared.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)



Mr. Hyde:
So, you're the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing:
And you're a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde:
We all have our little problems.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[Repeated line]

Marty McFly:
If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.



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Cable Subscribers Get Movies Same Day As Dvds -- Except (ContactMusic)

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Subscribers to Cablevision, which primarily serves the New York City area, will be able to watch Universal and Warner Bros. movies via the cable-TV system on the same day ...

DVD watch: Movies of the same name (USA Today)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:40:34 GMT
Jodie Foster's vigilante drama The Brave One arrives today (2007, Warner, rated R $29). Already long available is 1956's The Brave One (VCI, unrated, $10), an Oscar-winning story about a Mexican boy and his bull. Sometimes, a title is the only thing two movies have in common. Here are three.

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Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Today's Movie News

DVD watch: Movies of the same name (USA Today)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:40:34 GMT
Jodie Foster's vigilante drama The Brave One arrives today (2007, Warner, rated R $29). Already long available is 1956's The Brave One (VCI, unrated, $10), an Oscar-winning story about a Mexican boy and his bull. Sometimes, a title is the only thing two movies have in common. Here are three.

Blog: Emirates do it in style

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:51:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - There are 50 new movies on the system. They include great classics, all the top TV shows, terrific sport - including 11 cricket episodes and 6 rugby episodes - and the most amazing music choices.

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