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Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


[Max recognizes Jedediah]

Max:
YOU!


Jedediah the Pilot:
Me?

Max:
You, it's your lucky day!

Jedediah the Pilot:
It is?

Max:
Uh huh. You've got a plane.

Jedediah the Pilot:
I have?


[Outside, a plane is being started]

Max:
It might just save your life.

Jedediah the Pilot:
It will?


Max:
Uh huh.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Buckaroo Banzai:
Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Engywook:
To the winch, wench!



Movie: R.O.T.O.R.(1989)


Gunman:
[holding woman hostage] Okay, white boy. You get to watch... you get to watch while I blow her brains out and splatter all over the ground. Eh, what are you gonna do? You gonna stop me? All you got is a newspaper.

Captain Barrett Coldyron:
I got more than a newspaper. And you get to guess what it is.


[reveals gun from newspaper and fires]



Movie: Halloween: Resurrection(2002)


Laurie Strode:
You failed Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But, what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die Michael?



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


[last lines]


James H. Harlow:
Wagons ho!



Movie: One Fine Day(1996)


Melanie:
You MUST be Kristen's ex-husband?

Jack:
Why do you say that?

Melanie:
[pointing to Maggie] Well, that's Kristen's daughter...



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


[Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]

Grant Funkyerdoder:
Oh Sorry


Frank Jones:
I taught him how to do that



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Elliot:
[upon encountering ET, running excitedly into the house] Mom, mom! There's something out at me!

Elliot:
[starts chattering noisily to the other boys] What?

Elliot:
Quiet!


[they obey, he speaks in a hushed tone]

Elliot:
*Nobody* go out there!


Greg:
[the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha!


[they grab knives]

Mary:
Stop you guys, stay right here!

Greg:
You stay here, Mom, we'll check it out!

Mary:
And put those knives back!


[Elliot grabs her hands and pulls her outside as well]


Mary:
Okay, Elliott!



Movie: Daffy Duck & Egghead(1938)


Daffy Duck:
Ain't I some cutie? I think I'll do it again.




Movie: Gang Related(1997)


Divinci:
They'll never find me, because I'm following my heart. And they don't know where that is.



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I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

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Today's Movie Quotes

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Unbreakable(2000)


Elijah's Mother:
They say this one has a surprise ending.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
Do you mind us walking like this? Do you know I love you? I act fast when someone deserves it, like you.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Lois Einhorn:
Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.

Ace Ventura:
Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


[from trailer]

Velma Von Tussle:
Amber! Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie! Oh, shiny!



Movie: Ydmygede, De(1998)


Lars von Trier:
The morning of July 21. Our final week. I'm prepared. I've slept fairly well even though I realized last night that the lump in my throat must be cancer of the esophagus.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Flight Lt. A.T. Taerum, DFC:
[Taerum consults his charts] Skipper, groundspeed two-zero-three. We'll be there in one hour and ten minutes. We'll be over the Dutch coast in two minutes.

Flying Officer F.M. Spafford, DFC, DFM:
[Sees Dutch coast approaching] There it is now. Stand by front-gunner, we're going over.



Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)


bar patron:
I wonder what happened to Neely O'Hara.


[snidely]

bar patron:
They SAY she had laryngitis.

Neely O'Hara:
[taking a drink - searching for a pill] WHO HAD LARYNGITIS?


Edward the Bartender:
We're closing now, Miss O'Hara.



Movie: Up Close & Personal(1996)


[Warren's advice about news headlines]

Warren Justice:
"If it bleeds, it leads."



Movie: X2(2003)


Rogue:
John, knock it off.

Bobby:
Will you stop showing off?

Pyro:
What, for her? It's not my fault if your girlfriend's getting excited.



Movie: V (TV)(1983)


Michael Donovan:
You always said it couldn't happen here... Then one day we woke up and we were living in a Fascist state.



Movie: The Dancing Masters(1943)


Woman at dancing school:
[referring to Stan's ballet dancing] Isn't he light?

Mother at Dancing School:
[with disdain] In the head!



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Horace:
We're from the Gas Company.

Jasper:
[elbows him] 'Lectric! 'Lectric!

Horace:
Uh... Electric Company.



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Movie: "The 100 Scariest Movie Moments" (mini)(2004)


Rob Huebel:
In the beginning of Terminator, you get to see a little bit of Arnold Schwarzenegger completely nude.

Rob Riggle:
Thank God, man.

Rob Huebel:
Yeah, not in a weird way I thought that was pretty cool.

Rob Riggle:
Anytime I get to see a governor naked I'm all over it.




Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Luke Fon Fabre:
What's that monster called?

Tear Grants:
Fluffy!

Luke Fon Fabre:
Huh?

Tear Grants:
I thought it'd be cute...



Movie: The Yakuza(1974)


Harry Kilmer:
Everywhere I look, I can't recognize a thing.

Oliver Wheat:
It's still there. Farmers in the countryside may watch TV from their tatami mats and you can't see Fuji through the smog, but don't let it fool you. It's still Japan and the Japanese are still Japanese.



Movie: Above the Law(1988)


Delores Jackson:
Isn't this your mother's church?

Nico Toscani:
Yeah,but I bet you she doesn't see these boys in the choir.



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)



Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
[to the crowd, trying to decline being nominated for mayor] I've known all of you all my life. I've mowed your lawns. I delivered milk for your babies. I even know the dogs and cats.

Judge Dennis:
[aside to Doc Bissell & Rev. Upperman] That milk and baby part is remarkable.

Rev. Upperman:
After that, he could be president!



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Linus Larrabee:
Listen, I work in the real world with real responsibilities.

Sabrina:
I know you work in the real world and you're very good at it. But that's work. Where do you live, Linus?



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


George McFly:
[deleted scene]


[after looking at his watch George rushes to the phone booth and calls the operator]


George McFly:
Uh, yeah operator, can you give me the time please?


[a few students come and block him in the phone booth with a trident]

George McFly:
Hey! Get me out of here!


[the students laugh as they walk away]

George McFly:
[Mr. Strickland walks by and sees George inside the phone booth] Mr. Strickland! Those students trapped me in here.

Mr. Strickland:
See, this is what happens to slackers. Now do you understand?



[walks away]

George McFly:
Yes. But, but Mr. Strickland you have to let me out of here!



Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Old Lady:
Why does Christmas have to be every year! What a pain the the ugh! The tape! It's so sticky!



Movie: Quills(2000)


Marquis de Sade:
Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.




Movie: Tank(1984)


Zack:
We're not runnin' from the law. We're runnin' *to* the law.



Movie: Dallas(1950)


U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby:
But Marshal! This - this outlaw; if you don't arrest him, I shall!

Wild Bill Hickok:
Outlaw? Let me tell you something, son. This ain't Boston. We had a war down here and you'll find men in high offices who are thieves and cutthroats. You'll find others who are branded outlaws that are only fighting for what's their own. There's those known as bad men and those as are bad men. You better learn to tell the difference!



Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


[During his trial, Mr. Toad summons a witness: Winky the barman who had taken possession of Toad Hall in exchange for the car]

Mr. Toad:
[to the courtroom] Milord, gentleman, facing you in the witness box is a citizen of substance and stance; a man of unimpeachable honesty.



[to Winky]

Mr. Toad:
Now, Mr. Winky, do you recall an incident that took place in your establishment about August 12th that I was apparted to?

Winky:
Oh, yes, sir. That I do, sir.

Mr. Toad:
Well, then, just tell the court what actually happened.

Winky:
Well, guv'nor, you tried to sell me a stolen motorcar.


[Mr. Toad is surrounded by the guards]



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“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?






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“Dancing Outlaw” Quotation

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Jesco White:
Well this is Jesse and this is my dear friend Wattie. Pull out a twenty when I rock for your party.

Norma Jean White:
Jesse can be three people: He is Jesse, he is Jesco, and he is Elvis. Jesse is the most beautiful man that I could’ve ever loved. But Jesco, he, - he’s somebody ...]

“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?






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Movie: Tank(1984)


Sheriff Buelton:
Did you just call me a pussy communist?



Movie: Baby Geniuses(1999)


Kids:
[singing] I don't know but I've been told Eskimo girls are mighty cold, Dr. Kinder is a son-of-a-gun, got cooties and she weighs a ton. One, two, three, four, one, two, three-four!



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Uncle Willie:
Jeryline you wouldn't hurt your old uncle will now would you baby.



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Jareth:
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Capitán Vidal:
I choose to be here because I want my son to be born in a new, clean Spain.



Movie: Valentino Returns(1989)


Sonny Gibbs:
[when he learns that Sylvia's father, a chicken farmer, does not approve of her going out with his son Wayne] Well, I've come up against a few chicken farmers in my time. You've just gotta outrun the buckshot and deny everything!



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Veronica:
Oh man, I'd kill for a cigarette right now


Luc:
You'd kill someone for a cigarette?

Veronica:
No. It's an expression, a figure of speech. I wouldn't exactly kill someone for a cigarette. I'd hurt them real bad at this point, but I won't kill 'em.



Movie: Jack the Giant Killer(1962)


Pendragon:
I scheme a thousand nights, put the princess in your very hands and you, imbecile, idiot, allow a mere farmer, a mere mortal to defy me!

Garna:
We have failed, master, we have failed.


Pendragon:
But only for a moment. I shall have the princess and the farmer shall die. By all the powers of darkness, he shall die!



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“I Can Do Bad All by Myself” Quotation

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Leroy Brown:
to Madea, after he found his dog dead] Madea, you better be glad that I’m saved or I would just stab you in your heart!

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
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“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?






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Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Agent Sands:
[referring to the man that the Boy spots following Sands] Is he close?

Chicle Boy:
Si.


Agent Sands:
[gives him a gun] Ok. Smoke him... Smoke the fucker! Send him straight to fucking Broadway.

Chicle Boy:
[hesitates] No Puedo.



Movie: Tales from the Crapper (V)(2004)


James Gunn:
People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan!



Movie: Adiós Amigo(1976)


Bandit:
Your last wish, señor?

Big Ben:
Not to be here!



Movie: One Man Army(1994)


Eddie Taylor:
He died the way he lived - a hero.



Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[after winning a round]


Ororo Munroe:
May your spirit find peace.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Melissa:
Ace, get out of the tank.

Ace Ventura:
[talking like Scotty from Star Trek] I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have the power.

Melissa:
I said, get out of the tank now!

Ace Ventura:
For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!



Movie: Ydmygede, De(1998)


[dicating his diary]

Lars von Trier:
I still fear cancer of the balls. That's the way it's supposed to be. I guess there's always something which prevents life from being easy. The breaks I've had in my life have been bloody short.



Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)


Catherine:
But you've made love to so many women.

Don Juan:
Catherine, an artist may paint a thousand canvasses before achieving a work of art, would you deny a lover the same practice?



Movie: V (TV)(1983)


Martin:
You know Diana, rather than putting Mr. Donovan away, he might prove very useful to us as a convert.

Diana:
My instincts tell me he'd be too difficult as a subject. That's why I decided not to bother. Take him to the final area.

Martin:
I always thought you thrived on challenges...

Diana:
I do, but I like better odds.

Martin:
That's curious, I would've have thought you'd find the difficult game far more interesting. But anyway, you're probably right. I don't think even you with all your abilities could ever turn this head of his...


[Turns to walk out of the room]

Diana:
Martin wait. Don't take him to the final area just yet... Perhaps I would enjoy the challenge of converting him.


Martin:
Well, as you wish Diana.



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