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Friday, October 31, 2008

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Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


[Madonna shows a television remote control to director Alec Keshishian, who is off-camera]


[last lines]

Madonna:
I'm going to press this thing. I'm going to press power. When I press it, the camera's going to go off instantly.


[presses power]


Madonna:
Go away! Cut it! Cut it, Alec! Cut it, goddamn it!



Movie: Half-Life 2: Episode One (VG)(2006)


Dr. Isaac Kleiner:
On a lighter note, if you are already in one of our designated safe zones, I feel obliged to point out that a more fortunate side-effect of the reactor's destruction is the complete removal of the Combine's reproductive suppression field. Previously, certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively prevented from forming. This is no longer the case. For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation. Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species. We must make the most of the time we have, as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the Combine attempt to restore their dominion, as they certainly shall.

Alyx Vance:
Uh, is Dr. Kleiner really telling everyone to... 'get busy'?



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Caroline:
He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him.



Movie: Dallas(1950)


Don Felipe Robles:
[to Will Marlow] Brave, strong - like lizards in dark corners, but your day of looting is almost done!



Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Robert G. Durant:
I hope you saved room for dessert.

Dr. Alfred Hathaway:
You drive a hard bargain.




Movie: Dalkomhan insaeng(2005)


President Baek:
Life is pain. Didn't you know that?



Today's Movie News

Former Warner exec raises $115M to make movies - BusinessWeek

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:52:00 GMT
Bucking the tight credit market, a former Warner Bros. executive said Friday he had secured $115 million in debt financing to produce at least 12 movies over five years. Philippe ...

Receta de Martini de la pastilla de goma

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:13:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la pastilla de goma Martini, con el ron de Bacardi Limon, la vodka, el licor meridional del melocotón de la comodidad, el vermú seco y el jugo de limón. licor meridional del melocotón de la comodidad de la vodka el 1/2 onza de 1 onza
jugo de limón fresco del 1/2 onza
vermú seco del tsp del 1/2
el ron de 2 onzas Bacardi Limon vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena con hielo agrietado.
Pozo de la sacudida.
Filtre en un coctel enfriado azúcar-bordeado ...

Studios' holiday movie glut - Variety

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:44:00 GMT
More Articles: If more is better, this Christmas is blessed. There are nine wide-release studio pics set to open over the course of the two-week Christmas session in a star-studded ...

Joaquin Phoenix quitting movies to be a musician - New Zealand Herald

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:40:00 GMT
Joaquin Phoenix (R) with Reese Witherspoon (L) in 'Walk the Line', the movie where he portrayed musician Johnny Cash. The actor says he is giving up movies to concentrate on his ...

Must Have Movies - Airplane - Daily Telegraph

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:08:00 GMT
The plane is in dire trouble, the captain desperate for assistance. So he takes a stewardness to one side. "Elaine," he says, gravely, "you're a member of this crew. Can you face ...

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Movie: Dangerous Beauty(1998)


Maffio Venier:
It must be interesting to be in a room full of men, most of whom you've seen with their pants down.

Veronica Franco:
Puts it all in some kind of perspective.




Movie: The Adventures of Pluto Nash(2002)


Pluto Nash:
You blew up my wood bar stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?



Movie: Dames du Bois de Boulogne, Les(1945)


Agnès:
[looking aroud her new home] Are you sure all this is necessary? If so, I accept it. But do you realize what we are in for?


Mme. D:
I do. Our life was a nightmare.

Agnès:
And this is a dream?



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Young Doc:
Nice talking to you. Maybe we can bump into each other sometime again in the future.

Older Doc:
Or in the past.



Movie: The Adventures of Robin Hood(1938)


Prince John:
Any objections to the new tax, from our Saxon friends?



Movie: The Vanishing(1993)


Barney Cousins:
You don't care if she's alive or dead anymore.


Jeff Harriman:
Yes I do.

Barney Cousins:
No you don't. You're just scared that without the search you won't know who you are anymore. Who is Jeff Harrimen if he's not the guy looking for Diane Shaver?



Movie: Mad City(1997)


Max Brackett:
You've got to ask for a fast car, a Learjet or a Greyhound bus.



Movie: Dakota Incident(1956)



Mark Chester:
What do them savages know about God? What kind of religion does an Indian got?

Sen. Blakely:
Well, among other things, the religion of taking only from the land which is necessary for his survival. The Indian takes his food from the small end of the Horn of Plenty. The white man spills his from the large end and leaves it to rot upon the ground.

Minstrel:
Just like a politician spilling words out of the big end. Senator, your Horn of Plenty is the same at both ends... no small end; none at all.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Texas Ranger:
The teacher asked me what the capitol of North Carolina was. I said, "Washington DC." She said, "You're wrong." I said, "You have a lumpy butt."



Movie: Quills(2000)


Royer-Collard:
You prefer a book to your husband's company? Well no wonder, I'm only flesh and blood - that's no match for the printed page!



Movie: About Schmidt(2002)



Warren Schmidt:
I know we're all pretty small in the big scheme of things, and I suppose the most you can hope for is to make some kind of difference, but what kind of difference have I made? What in the world is better because of me?



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Prof. Tony Farms:
Uhm, tell me. Are we meeting in a dream?

Jane Dobson:
I don't think so.


Prof. Tony Farms:
Then it's really true. I fell from the third floor.



Today's Movie News

Cops: Casey Rented Murder Flicks As Caylee Died - Momlogic.com

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:30:00 GMT
Police say Casey Anthony enjoyed horror flicks as her daughter Caylee died. Police say toddler Caylee Anthony most likely died on June 16 - the day her mother Casey Anthony ...

'W' proves Stone hasn't lost his edge - Variety

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:42:00 GMT
More Articles: I cannot remember any moment more intensely (or angrily) political than the present. Politics has all but devoured the world of comedy -- witness the almost mythic ...

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Movie: Easter Yeggs(1947)


Easter Rabbit:
Remember, keep smiling.



Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)



Noodles:
I haven't had a gun in my hands for many, many years. My eyes aren't what they used to be, even with the glasses. My hands shake. And I wouldn't want to miss.



Movie: Kamui no ken(1985)


Andô Shouzan:
Missed out on dying, did you? I doubt that one would go out of his way to be resurrected in a place like this, but as long as you've been saved, just give up and recuperate. Get that noxious viciousness out of your system and wake up to your hunger, why don't you.




Movie: The Mack(1973)


Goldie:
Stick yo' self nigga!



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Sharon Strzelecki:
That's it, Kim! I've had enough! I'm not putting up with any more of your abuse. I've done everything for you. I've put my career on hold. I could have been anything if I'd had the talent. But instead, I have come around to your house every single day and been your escape goat. Well, I have got some home truths for you, Kimberley Diane Craig nee Day. You are not a hornbag! And in fact, you look a whole lot older than what you say you are. And look around, Kimmy! Guys are not lining up to eat putty out of your hand!

Kim Day Craig:
So what are you saying, Sharon? They're eating putty out of my hand in my head?

Sharon Strzelecki:
Unlike me, Kim, you can't even get anyone. Not even Brett.

Kim Day Craig:
Thin ice, Sharon.

Sharon Strzelecki:
Since I've met Marriat, his love and support has given me the strength to stand up to you, Kim.

Kim Day Craig:
Marriat? Marriat? You haven't even met Marriat, Sharon!

Sharon Strzelecki:
TAKE THAT BACK! I am warning you Kim. If you say one more thing about Marriat, I swear I will kill you! Do you hear me? I WILL KILL YOU!




Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Sir Alexander Dane:
You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Kobayashi:
Get your rest, Gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or any of your friends before then, Miss. Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. and your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus' nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
You mean she would rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her?



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Marion:
Morals are a choice, and he'll decide his own when he's good and bloody well ready.



Latest Movie News

BOLLYWOOD CALLING: Unbounding Culture - Times of India

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:00:00 GMT
PRAGUE: The Bombay Cocktail and Music Bar along the romantically cobbled Dlouha Street minutes from the Old Town Square of Prague would never have come about had conventional ...

Receta del sapo del arándano

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:08:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta encantadora para el sapo del arándano,
con el jugo anaranjado, el jugo de arándano y la vodka. el jugo de
arándano de 2 onzas vodka del jugo anaranjado de 2 onzas sacudare
vigoroso. Servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Receta con sabor a fruta de la mujerzuela

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:52:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta divina para saber si hay la mujerzuela con sabor a fruta, con el licor de Jagermeister, el schnapps del melocotón y el ponche de fruta herbarios. 1 ponche de fruta del 1/2 onza licor herbario de 3/4 onza Jagermeister
el schnapps del melocotón de 3/4 onza vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

Cheech and Chong on another kind of trip -- a tour - ScrippsNews

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:25:00 GMT
Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong burned a niche in American culture before their comedy team went up in smoke in 1985. They first worked together in a Vancouver, British Columbia ...

Must Have Movies - Airplane - Daily Telegraph

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:08:00 GMT
The plane is in dire trouble, the captain desperate for assistance. So he takes a stewardness to one side. "Elaine," he says, gravely, "you're a member of this crew. Can you face ...

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Movie: The Maitlands (TV)(1993)


Arnold Luddington:
I've passed, dad! I've passed!

Major Luddington:
Shut that door, boy, and be quiet.



Movie: Hamburger Hill(1987)


Doc:
Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.




Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Reporter:
What do you have to say to all the hair follicles recently laid off form the scalp?

Mayor Phlegming:
There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.



Movie: The Magic Roundabout(2005)


ZeBadDee:
Give me that map... please?

Brian:
Over my dead body!

ZeBadDee:
Sam, get out the garlic butter. I'm feeling a little peckish.


Brian:
You're bluffing!

ZeBadDee:
Try me, you spineless slime-spreader!



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Dave Kujan:
He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.



Movie: Okhota na Piranyu(2006)


[Mazur and Prokhor are fighting savagely]

Prokhor:
You can't kill me. I died when I was eight.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Tess:
You know what your problem is?


Danny:
I only have one?



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
if you're always thinking about the future, then you kinda forget about the present.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Franco:
Hurry up with the pasta or we'll look like the guys at the Nuremberg trial.



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Older Teodora Ungureanu:
[arguing with Nadia] I'm tired of being "Nadia's best friend".



Latest Movie News

Receta con sabor a fruta de la rotura violenta

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:27:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta divina para saber si hay rotura violenta con sabor a fruta, con brandy de la cereza, creme de bananes y helado de vainilla. brandy de la cereza de 1/3 taza 1/3 cup creme de bananes
2 tazas de vainilla del helado agregan todos los ingredientes a un mezclador; mezcle hasta que sea liso.
Vierta en un vidrio grande del huracán.
Adorne con las cerezas de marrasquino, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

Receta del coctel del jugo de arándano

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:27:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta encantadora para el coctel del jugo de
arándano, con los arándanos, agua, la sal, las naranjas y el
azúcar. 1 libra de los arándanos el 1/2 de azúcar 2 de la taza - 3
naranjas de las rebanadas 5 tazas del agua de la colada de la sal los
arándanos y puesto les en un cazo nonreactive con el agua, un
sujetador de sal y si usted desea, la naranja rebanan. Calor medio
excesivo del cocinero hasta todos ...

Receta con sabor a fruta del sapo

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:54:00 +0000
Una receta dulce para el sapo con sabor a fruta, con schnapps del melocotón, sec triple, la mezcla agridulce y la soda 7-Up. 1 soda de la rociada 7-Up schnapps del melocotón de 1 onza
mezcla agridulce de 1 onza
el sec triple de 1 onza vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Pozo de la sacudida.
Filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

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Here are the Lines from Movies ...



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Will:
[thinking] Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are island CHAINS. Underneath, they are connected...

Marcus:
[thinking] I used to think two was not enough. But now things are great; there are loads of people... I don't know what Will was so pissed about. I don't think couples are the future. The way I see it now, we both got back-up now. It's like that thing Jon Bon Jovi said: 'No man is an island.'




Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Uncle Millard:
It has always been your greatest misfortune, nephew, that you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice.

Leopold:
In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary miracle.




Movie: Babes in Toyland(1934)


[Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him]

Stannie Dum:
You better come up dead or alive!


Ollie Dee:
Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?

Stannie Dum:
Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.

Ollie Dee:
Now you're talkin' sense.

Stannie Dum:
[into well] Look out!

Ollie Dee:
*Don't* tell him to look out!

Stannie Dum:
Well, it might'a hit 'im.

Ollie Dee:
That's what we *want* it to do!

Stannie Dum:
[into well] Did it hit ya?


Ollie Dee:
Not a sound.

Stannie Dum:
It musta got 'im.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Arbiter:
Those that built the rings? What happened to the Forerunners?

343 Guilty Spark:
After exhausting every strategic attempt, my creators fired the rings. They and every sentient life form within three radii of the galatic center died as planned. Would you like to see the relevant data?

Arbiter:
Tartarus, the Prophets have betrayed us.

Tartarus:
NO, Arbiter! The Great Journey has begun, and the Brutes, not the Elites, shall be the Prophets' escort!




Movie: Ultimo tango a Parigi(1972)


[Paul and Jeanne are talking in bed about Jeanne's past experiences with men]


Paul:
You started grabbing his joint?

Jeanne:
Your crazy!

Paul:
Well, he touched you, didn't he?

Jeanne:
I never let him! Never!

Paul:
Ugh! Liar, liar, pants on fire, nose as long as a telephone wire.


[Slight pause]

Paul:
You mean to tell me he didn't touch you? Look at me straight in the face and say, 'He didn't touch me.'

Jeanne:
No, he touched me, but the way he did it.


Paul:
Aha! The *way* he did it.



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)



Crypt Keeper:
Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! We're going to the movies! Frights, camera, action!



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Basher:
Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!



Movie: D.A.R.Y.L.(1985)


General Graycliffe:
A child with a stick of chewing gum has just rendered your hundred million dollars of hardware useless.



Movie: Ye Olden Days(1933)



King:
She acts like a fanatic! Lock her in the attic!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?



Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


Hondo:
You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not.



Latest Movie News

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Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:07:00 GMT
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Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Charlie:
I am Bolo Man.

Louis:
That's what I'm talkin' about.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Don Cleveland:
[to Julian Grendale] With friends like you, who needs enemas?




Movie: Jack the Giant Killer(1962)


Chancellor:
It's been years since the giants were banished. Why have they returned?



Movie: Earth Girls Are Easy(1988)


Valerie:
As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
I'm feeling stretched like chocolate pudding spread across too much ham.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mike Lowrey:
You know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit. What, I'm supposed to APOLOGIZE for my family leaving me money? All I EVER wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first guy through the door and I'm always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? Fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck EVERYBODY that's got a problem with Mike Lowrey.

Marcus Burnett:
I love you, man.


Mike Lowrey:
Fuck you Marcus.

Marcus Burnett:
I do. You're cool. You're my boy.

Mike Lowrey:
Shut up, shut up Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch. Slow-ass.

Marcus Burnett:
Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this fuckin' cliff if you keep fuckin' with me. Then it'll be what, two bitches in the sea. Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?

Mike Lowrey:
Shut up, Marcus.

Marcus Burnett:
My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Prudy Pingleton:
Get the jump rope, Penny.

Penny Pingleton:
[runs out of the room] Mom, not the jump rope!


Prudy Pingleton:
[to Tracy] Don't you touch my canned tuna!



Movie: Galerians: Ash (VG)(2002)


[Rion attempts to attack Ash, but it had no effect]

Ash:
Finding it tough? Rion, your attacks are having absolutely no effect on me. And do you know why? 'Cause you're full of useless garbage!

Rion Steiner:
Useless garbage?

Ash:
Someday you'll understand.




Movie: The Unruly Hare(1945)


Elmer Fudd:
I hate wittle, gway wabbits.



Today's Movie News

Receta con sabor a fruta de la rotura violenta

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:27:00 +0000
Compruebe hacia fuera esta receta divina para saber si hay rotura violenta con sabor a fruta, con brandy de la cereza, creme de bananes y helado de vainilla. brandy de la cereza de 1/3 taza 1/3 cup creme de bananes
2 tazas de vainilla del helado agregan todos los ingredientes a un mezclador; mezcle hasta que sea liso.
Vierta en un vidrio grande del huracán.
Adorne con las cerezas de marrasquino, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

Receta superior de Margarita del estante

Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:29:00 +0000
Esto es una receta exquisita para el estante superior Margarita, con
Cointreau® licor anaranjado, Marnier&reg magnífico; licor
anaranjado, mezcla dulce y amarga, jugo de cal y tequila. 1 tequila
del 1/2 onza jugo de cal de 1 onza el 1/2 onza Cointreau® licor
anaranjado el 1/2 onza Marnier&#174 magnífico; licor anaranjado 2 el
1/2 cristal que se mezcla de la mezcla del terraplén dulce y amargo
de la onza con hielo. Vierta adentro todos los ingredientes. Pozo de
la sacudida. Vierta ...

Modern times call for gory measures - Gainesville Sun

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:41:00 GMT
A little girl circled around a Halloween decorations display inside the back of the Simply Unforgettable Party store in Gainesville. Doug Finger/Staff Photographer Brandon Teig, 19 ...

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Movie: The One(2001)


Funsch:
I am a Multiverse agent.

Gabe:
You're a nut.

Funsch:
Hey, you're the one that's seeing yourself.



Movie: Dangerous Beauty(1998)


Veronica Franco:
My people are true citizens 700 years back.

Marco Venier:
A coat of arms does not an inheritance make.




Movie: Bad Boy Bubby(1993)



Bubby:
Christ, kid, you're a weirdo.



Movie: The Dark at the Top of the Stairs(1960)


Rubin Flood:
Oh, you always got a excuse. But the plain fact is, a lot of time goes by without our making love. Cora, this is a marriage!

Cora Flood:
There are other things in marriage.


Rubin Flood:
Yeah, but the part I'm talking about is natural! It's normal and it's necessary! God planned it that way, and ain't nobody come up with anything better since Adam and Eve!



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Chris Pontius:
I can't believe I'm fishing with Steve-o as my bait!



Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


Matthias:
You are discarded. You are the refuse of the past.

Neville:
You are full of crap!



Movie: VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (V)(1993)


Larry:
Ooh, I remember one time I thought there were monsters in MY closet.

Bob:
Really? What happened, Larry?

Larry:
Well, it turned out they weren't really monsters at all, just my fluffy bunny slippers. And, they're not so scary. Just, kind of, squishy.




Movie: Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol (VG)(2007)


[says it sometimes when you failed the song in "American Idol" mode]

Simon Cowell:
[sarcastically strict] Stop. Stop! Stop! That's enough.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


[Rimgale and Brian McCaffrey in the morgue with the medical examiner]

Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
McCaffrey, come on over and give us a hand.

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
No, I don't think so. Not in my contract.

Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale:
[Throwing medical gloves at him] I just rewrote your contract. Come give us a hand.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
Slingshot: engaged.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Narrator:
And then through the miracle of computer-generated digital technology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out, the expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.



Movie: Ace Ventura (VG)(1996)


[diving into the Nautilus' garbage chute]

Ace Ventura:
Come on, Spike! Last one in's a rotten egg.



[pause]

Ace Ventura:
And speaking of rotten eggs... are you making whoopie? Cushion?



Today's Movie News

'I.O.U.S.A.' is a bitter pill worth swallowing - Detroit News

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:10:00 GMT
The bad news for bad news movies currently is that there's such a surplus of free bad news readily available that few people feel the need to go out and pay for more bad news ...

Receta del coctel del jugo de arándano

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:27:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta encantadora para el coctel del jugo de
arándano, con los arándanos, agua, la sal, las naranjas y el
azúcar. 1 libra de los arándanos el 1/2 de azúcar 2 de la taza - 3
naranjas de las rebanadas 5 tazas del agua de la colada de la sal los
arándanos y puesto les en un cazo nonreactive con el agua, un
sujetador de sal y si usted desea, la naranja rebanan. Calor medio
excesivo del cocinero hasta todos ...

Sarah Riley: Horror flicks aren't for everyone, but scary movies ... - Post-Crescent

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:16:00 GMT
Having trouble sleeping lately? Maybe it's the scary movies that are so popular this time of year. Me? I'm sleeping just fine because "Saw V" and VH1's new "Scream Queens" reality ...

Receta de Newt del arándano

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:21:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta apetitosa para el arándano Newt, con el jugo
anaranjado, el jugo de arándano y el ron. el jugo de arándano de 2
onzas ron del jugo anaranjado de 2 onzas sacudare vigoroso. Servicio.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Netflix Inc. and TiVo Inc. collaborating - Techwhack.com

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:35:00 GMT
After Microsoft Xbox 360, Netflix is now collaborating with TiVo. The two companies are collaborating to bring more media content to their subscribers. TiVo subscribers would be ...