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Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


Deputy Marshal Noah Newman:
[seeing a taxi cab leaving the cemetary] What's going on here, Sam?

Sam Gerard:
I don't know. but, I bet Sheridan does though.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
He who trusts in providence will never starve. Stella was right. My poor Stella.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Jim Kurring:
...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't... and I will listen... I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want... and you know, you know... I won't judge you... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't... I can... listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you...



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Admiral Bates:
Now, since your ass is on the line, sailor, I authorize you right now, to do whatever you can to aid in the arrival of the SEAL Team. Because if I goddamn can't control you, I might as well support you. Correct?

Casey Ryback:
That's affirmative, Sir!



Movie: Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (VG)(2001)


Jigglypuff:
Jigglypuff



Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)


Rufus:
Hey, zombie. You guys suck!



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Pat Cohan:
Ah, what a day for Inisfree! On a day like this, I can say only one thing - Gentlemen, the drinks are on the house!



[pub patrons suddenly stop their conversations and stare at him in stunned silence]

Pat Cohan:
Well, they are!



Movie: Baby Doll(1956)


Archie Lee Meighan:
Is that what they call a Mona Lisa smile you got on your puss?



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Felix Ungar:
[serving refreshments at the poker game] Cold glass of beer for Roy...


Roy:
Thank you.

Felix Ungar:
Where's your coaster?

Roy:
My what?

Felix Ungar:
Your coaster. The little round thing that goes under the glass.

Roy:
I think I bet it.

Oscar Madison:
[tosses the coaster back to Roy] Here, here, here. I knew I was winning too much! Here.



Movie: Yao ye hui lang(2003)


An Hung Yuen:
Ha ha, my brother wants to fuck you!

Sam Yuen:
NO!



Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)


The Collector:
Perhaps you've got something to trade after all.

Max:
Keep talkin'


The Collector:
Twenty-four hours of your life, in return, you'll get back what was stolen.

Max:
Sounds like a bargain.

The Collector:
It's not.



Today's Movie News

Paul Newman's disdain for stardom only added to appeal - Seattle Times

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 07:51:00 GMT
Paul Newman, left, starred with Robert Redford in the 1969 Western "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid." WESTPORT, Conn. — Paul Newman never much cared for what he once called ...

Critics, filmmakers talk about Newman - The Chronicle Herald

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:38:00 GMT
Actors Robert Redford as the Sundance Kid and Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy appear in this scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid in 1969. (20th Century Fox) Some critics ...

Receta del albaricoque de Brandied

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:09:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta apetitosa para el albaricoque de Brandied, con
el brandy, el brandy del albaricoque y el jugo del limón. el jugo
fresco del limón del brandy el 1/2 onza del albaricoque del 1/2 onza
brandy de 2 onzas vierte el brandy, el brandy del albaricoque y el
jugo del limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos
del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con una rebanada del albaricoque fresco, y ...

Critics, filmmakers talk about Newman - The Chronicle Herald

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:38:00 GMT
Actors Robert Redford as the Sundance Kid and Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy appear in this scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid in 1969. (20th Century Fox) Some critics ...

Another list of favorite movies - San Francisco Gate

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:48:00 GMT
Sunday, September 28, 2008 Editor - Reader Lanny R. Middings (Letters, Aug. 3) is correct that picking the 10 best movies is subjective. He disagrees that "Vertigo" should be on ...

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Latest Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Taming of the Shrew (TV)(2005)


Kate:
If I turned up pissed let alone dressed like a monkey's arse you would have seen the funny side would you?




Movie: Quills(2000)


Renee Pelagie:
I've brought you chocolate pastilles.

Marquis de Sade:
Filled with cream, yes?


[advancing on Renee]

Marquis de Sade:
You know I shan't touch them unless they're positively bursting - erupting - with cream.




Movie: MacArthur(1977)


President Harry S. Truman:
Look at him, he's not in uniform, he's in costume.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Janet:
[the DEBS have infiltrated the warehouse and have beaten Lucy's armed guards, and are catching their breath. Janet still thinks Max is wearing her sweater] It's just that my mom gave me that sweater for Christmas. I mean, if you spilled something on it, I wouldn't be mad.



[Max fixes her with an exasperated glare and walks off. Janet realizes Max is annoyed]

Janet:
Sorry.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Janet:
[the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone but Janet leave, disgusted] . You *really* need to check your messages.




Movie: Maid to Order(1987)


Jessie Montgomery:
Please let me take it in Maria. Please!

Maria:
She told me to take it in.

Jessie Montgomery:
Well what difference does it make?

Maria:
The difference is if you screw up, then my ass is grass and she's the lawnmower!




Movie: The Making of '...And God Spoke'(1993)


Nude Ninja:
And to think - we thought you were just the gardener at the sorority. We had no idea you were the ninja master.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Dick Stensland:
You're like Santa Claus with that list, Bud, except everyone on it's been naughty.



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Bradford Galt:
There goes my last lead. I feel all dead inside. I'm backed up in a dark corner, and I don't know who's hitting me.



Movie: The Quiet Earth(1985)


[recording his audio log]

Zac Hobson:
Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth.




Movie: Dakota Incident(1956)


Amy Clarke:
Just a moment ago, you referred to me as a lady. In the future, please remember that I happen to be one.

John Banner:
No woman just happens to be a lady. There's some that work at it harder than others.



Movie: Dai-bosatsu tôge(1966)


Ryunosuke Tsukue:
I, Ryunosuke Tsukue, trust only my sword in this world. When I fight, I have no family.



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Receta portuaria de Brandied

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:19:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el puerto de Brandied, con el
brandy, el puerto rojizo, el jugo del limón y el licor del
maraschino. el brandy de 1 onza licor rojizo del maraschino del tsp
del jugo 1 del limón del tbsp del puerto 1 de 1 onza vierte el
brandy, el puerto, el jugo del limón y el maraschino en una coctelera
de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, y
tensión en un medio lleno de cristal pasado de moda con los cubos del
hielo. Adorne con ...

Another list of favorite movies - San Francisco Gate

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:48:00 GMT
Sunday, September 28, 2008 Editor - Reader Lanny R. Middings (Letters, Aug. 3) is correct that picking the 10 best movies is subjective. He disagrees that "Vertigo" should be on ...

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Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Betty Kupfer:
[about Mr. Cochran] Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Mike Lowery:
Crash the ambulance into the mortuary now.

Detective Mateo Reyes:
[over radio] No way. I'm not getting suspended again.

Mike Lowery:
I'm gonna whoop your asses if you don't crash that ambulance into the mortuary now.



Movie: Mad Dog and Glory(1993)


Harold:
You ought to try that tough guy shit with me sometime.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Serpentor:
[after Duke sacrifices himself to save Falcon] He took the snake that was meant for *your* heart! But his sacrifice will be in vain! THIS I COMMAND!




Movie: Halloween(1978)


[to Leigh Brackett]

Dr. Sam Loomis:
He is coming to your little town!



Today's Movie News

Paul Newman's career in movies - Newsday

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:38:00 GMT
"The Silver Chalice," 1954. "Somebody Up There Likes Me," 1956. "The Rack," 1956. "The Helen Morgan Story," 1957. "Until They Sail," 1957. "The Long Hot Summer," 1958. "The Left ...

A look at the best and worst first-date movies ever - Eagle-Tribune

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:42:00 GMT
11Unfortunately, he blew the most important part of any new relationship: the first-date movie. Instead of escorting Cybill Shepherd's Betsy character to something relatively ...

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Today's Quotations

Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




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Receta de Champán Martini

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:54:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta sabrosa para Champán Martini, con licor de la
naranja de Champán y del Cointreau. 1 porción de licor anaranjado
del Cointreau 2 porciones de mezcla y servicio de Champán. Servicio
en un cristal del coctel.

Movies of the year - Jerusalem Post

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:45:00 GMT
The year in Israeli movies had its ups and downs, but the ups took us very high, while the downs will never bring us back to the pre-2001 era, in which the country produced only ...

Lindsay Lohan confirms relationship with Samantha Ronson - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:53:00 GMT
The secret's out of the bag: Lindsay Lohan has publicly confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson . The Mean Girls actress has finally put an end to months of tongue-wagging ...

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Movie Quotations for Today

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




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Receta del asesino del dolor del cerebro

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:05:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta agradable para el asesino del dolor del
cerebro, con tequila de la vodka, del oro de Jose Cuervo, mezcal
especiales y creme de bananes. el tequila especial del oro de 1 onza
Jose Cuervo 1 oz creme de bananes vodka mezcal de 1 onza 1 onza vierte
tequila de la vodka, del oro de Jose Cuervo, mezcal y creme de bananes
en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo.
Sacudida bien, ...

Receta del albaricoque de Brandied

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:09:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta apetitosa para el albaricoque de Brandied, con
el brandy, el brandy del albaricoque y el jugo del limón. el jugo
fresco del limón del brandy el 1/2 onza del albaricoque del 1/2 onza
brandy de 2 onzas vierte el brandy, el brandy del albaricoque y el
jugo del limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos
del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con una rebanada del albaricoque fresco, y ...

Receta portuaria de Brandied

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:19:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el puerto de Brandied, con el
brandy, el puerto rojizo, el jugo del limón y el licor del
maraschino. el brandy de 1 onza licor rojizo del maraschino del tsp
del jugo 1 del limón del tbsp del puerto 1 de 1 onza vierte el
brandy, el puerto, el jugo del limón y el maraschino en una coctelera
de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, y
tensión en un medio lleno de cristal pasado de moda con los cubos del
hielo. Adorne con ...

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Great Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Today's Movie News

Movie aficionados anticipate new releases - Arizona Daily Star

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:35:00 GMT
Fall is an occasion for great joy among certain segments of the movie-going audience, and great consternation for others. Gone are the sequels, comic-book movies and action ...

Movies of the year - Jerusalem Post

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:45:00 GMT
The year in Israeli movies had its ups and downs, but the ups took us very high, while the downs will never bring us back to the pre-2001 era, in which the country produced only ...

Focus on box office hides movies' true popularity - Eagle-Tribune

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:35:00 GMT
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — It's been a summer of big numbers at the movies. A dozen films — including "Iron Man," "Hancock" and "Wall-E" — each have made $100 million or more in ...

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Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Dark Angel(1990)


Arwood "Larry" Smith:
[trying on a jacket from Jack's closet] Hey, it fits perfectly!

Jack Caine:
It should... it was mine when I was 12.










Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Fouchet:
I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?


Casper:
Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Enemy General:
You'd better give up, senor, you cannot kill us all.


Major Payne:
Nope, but I can clean your colon quicker than one of them burrito with extra guacamole sauce!



Movie: Halifax f.p: A Hate Worse Than Death (TV)(2000)


Jane Halifax:
Are you alright?

Harry Davenport:
Yeah, Megan phoned here last night. Was told that I'd left.

Jane Halifax:
Why, didn't you call to say you were working late?

Harry Davenport:
Yeah, I just neglected to tell her where I was working.

Jane Halifax:
Why?

Harry Davenport:
Come on Jane, what was I gonna say? 'Hi Honey, I'm working back at Jane Halifax's apartment. You know the one, blond, beautiful, intelligent, single!'





Movie: Babylon 5: The River of Souls (TV)(1998)


Michael Alfredo Garibaldi:
[when the first Soul Hunter ship arrives] All I know is the only time they show up is when someone's about to die.

Zack Allen:
[Zack coughs] I just have a dry spot in my throat from the air conditioning. I feel fine! Stop looking at me like that!





Movie: The Adventures of Cinderella's Daughter(2000)


Cindy:
Woah. He does not look like a good guy.

Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
Of course not, he's the Wedding Warlock.



[Dark music plays]

Cindy:
The Wedding Warlock.


[Dark music plays]

Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
Yeah, didn't you hear me?

Cindy:
Yeah. I just wanted to see if the music would play when i said...

Cindy, Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
Wedding Warlock!


[Dark music plays]




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Receta del coctel de Champán

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:55:00 +0000
Una gran receta para el coctel de Champán, con bitters, azúcar,
Champán y el limón. 1 cáscara 2 del limón de la torcedura del
azúcar 1 del tsp estralla el terrón enfriado bitters del lugar uno
de Champán del azúcar con bitters en una flauta enfriada del
champán. Llene de champán enfriado. Agregue la torcedura de la
cáscara y del servicio del limón. Sirva en una flauta de Champán.

Focus on box office hides movies' true popularity - Eagle-Tribune

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:35:00 GMT
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — It's been a summer of big numbers at the movies. A dozen films — including "Iron Man," "Hancock" and "Wall-E" — each have made $100 million or more in ...

Receta del coctel de Champán

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:55:00 +0000
Una gran receta para el coctel de Champán, con bitters, azúcar,
Champán y el limón. 1 cáscara 2 del limón de la torcedura del
azúcar 1 del tsp estralla el terrón enfriado bitters del lugar uno
de Champán del azúcar con bitters en una flauta enfriada del
champán. Llene de champán enfriado. Agregue la torcedura de la
cáscara y del servicio del limón. Sirva en una flauta de Champán.

Another list of favorite movies - San Francisco Gate

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:48:00 GMT
Sunday, September 28, 2008 Editor - Reader Lanny R. Middings (Letters, Aug. 3) is correct that picking the 10 best movies is subjective. He disagrees that "Vertigo" should be on ...

Receta del dandy de Bob

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:46:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta el tentar para el dandy de Bob, con el
vermú del colorete de Dubonnet y el brandy. 1 vermú del colorete de
la onza Dubonnet del brandy 3 del 1/2 onza vierte ambos ingredientes
en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos del hielo.
Revuelva bien. Filtre en un cristal enfriado del coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

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