Great Quotations

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Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[to Vice Principle Murney] I can't today, I'm on duty...

Vice Principal Murney:
[to Shane] Oh yeah, your babysitting, more like- doo-doo duty



Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)


Kara:
Beth, who's that guy that lives across the hall from you?

Beth:
Why? You interested?


Kara:
No. He's always staring out of his window. Last night I caught him watching me.

Beth:
Oh, that must be Tommy. On a weirdness scale from one to ten, he rates about a thirteen. Supposedly some scary shit happened to him when he was a kid. Messed up his head really bad. He's harmless though. Probably just lonely...

Tim Strode:
...or horny. Something you haven't felt in a while.



Movie: Taiho shichauzo (V)(1994)


Natsumi:
Diamond Knuckle Attack!



[Punches out the windshield of a truck]

Natsumi:
I'm through.



Movie: Dangerous Ground(1997)


Vusi Madlazi:
There are two things I never pay for: Pussy and water.

Overweight Prostitute:
Why?

Vusi Madlazi:
Because they should both be free.



Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Garrett:
[to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)


Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Behold the culmination of centuries! The ultimate fruit of hypergenetic manipulation, a weapon which no enemy can withstand. In several hours these marvelous fungisoids will mature and launch hundreds of giant pods into orbit. The pods will bear spores, and those spores will degenerate all organisms they touch, mutating them into mindless incompetent life forms.

Pythona:
when the pods ripen they will burst


[Pods exploding]

Pythona:
and shower the earth with enough spores to reduce the entire human civilization to the level of mindless beasts.


[Man roaring as the mutegen spores touch down on him and turn him into a hideous snake beast. The man appears in view and looks at the camera after being hit by the spores. His clothes a tattered by the affects of the mutegen spores knowing that he can't resist the spore's effects]

Golobulus of Cobra LA:
Only those beneath the protection of Cobra LA's icedome will be spared. But the pods will not ripen in the freezing outer space without energy. That's why I must have...


Serpentor:
The broadcast energy transmitter. Of course.



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Young Tantor:
Mom! Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me!



Movie: The Bad and the Beautiful(1952)


Victor "Gaucho" Ribera:
Don't talk like that about Georgia - or Jonathan. He's a great man!


Lila:
Hah hah. There are no great men, buster! There's only men!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
[to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sarris. How you doing?

Sarris:
Better than my lieutenant.


[holds up a severed head on a stick]



Movie: xXx(2002)


[after Xander shoots Milan Sova]

Yorgi:
Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy Ninety-nine.



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Pongo:
[Pongo and Perdita have just reunited with their puppies] Lucky! Patch! Pepper! And Rolly, you little rascal!


Rolly:
Did you bring me anything to eat?



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Movie: The Quiet Earth(1985)


[recording his audio log]

Zac Hobson:
Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth.




Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Bam Margera:
[from extended footage, on phone] How much does Rake hate mustard?


[to cameraman]

Bam Margera:
This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future.




Movie: Magma Head (V)(2003)


Trashcan:
Don't listen to the zombies, Guymoe.



Movie: The Dark Crystal(1982)


Aughra:
End, begin, all the same. Big change. Sometimes good. Sometimes bad.



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Thomas Fairchild:
I like to think of life as a limousine... though we are all riding together we must remember our places, there is a front seat and a back seat and a window in between.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Amore's client:
The world today is a sewer. Now they all do it, more or less.



Movie: The Other Sister(1999)


Carla Tate:
I love polytechnic school!



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


Brad:
Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.



Movie: Out of Bounds(1986)


Louise Thompson:
Apparently you saved my life.

Veronica Van Huet:
Well, it was either that or cancel the school play.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
You owe me money, blacksmith.

Doc:
How do you figure?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
My horse threw a shoe. And seeing as you was the one who done the shoeing, I say that makes you responsible.


Doc:
Well, since you never paid me for that job, I say that makes us even!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Wrong! See I was ON my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed OFF! And THAT caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.

Marty McFly:
[hoarsely] That's the $80.

Doc:
Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
I done SHOT that horse!


Doc:
Well, that's your problem, Tannen!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.


[Buford and his gang gallop away on their horses]



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Today's Movie Quotations

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Kaijû daisenso(1965)


Tetsuo:
[both Glenn and Tetsuo pop up out of the water] Well, what are we going to do now?


Glenn:
Well, we sure ain't gonna wait for the next ferry. Swim!



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Pardner:
What happens when you get in a fight?

Rumson:
Well, if four of anything come at me at one time, you might lend a fist. Up until that I can pretty well take care of myself.



Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)


Magneto:
Humans, you're time has come...



Movie: Daffy Duck Hunt(1949)


Daffy Duck:
Why the copious flow of lachrymal fluid, my garrulous canine?



Movie: Dark City(1950)


John Murdoch:
Hey, do you know the way to Shell Beach?

Taxi Driver:
You're kidding! Me and the Mrs. spent our honeymoon there. All you gotta do is take Main Street West to... or is it the Cross... You know, that's funny, I can't remember if it's Main Street West or the Crosstown.



Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Jamie:
Oh come alive, Rachel. Please come alive! Don't be dead. You can't be dead. Come alive, Rachel!



Movie: Onimusha 2 (VG)(2002)


Jubei Yagyu:
I must believe in the Oni. It will guide me!



[Jubei unleashes the power of five spheres.]

Jubei Yagyu:
Faith, Charity, Respect, Honesty, Strength!


[Jubei transforms into his Onimusha form]



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Debbie:
These Addams men, where do you find them?

Morticia:
It has to be damp.



Movie: Taiho shichauzo (V)(1994)


Beach Volleyball Man:
So, Shorty here's going to be my partner.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Falcone:
I will tell you everything, I'll let you know. You'll be so much smarter. Girls are like... a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time


[snaps fingers]

Falcone:
that shit's fuckin' frozen. Then you're fucked. That's why I know the difference: I always pull out of it.


Valo:
What are you talking about? This food is making you crazy.



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After more than 20 years Northgate Movies closes

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Scientists One Step Closer to Holographic Movies (NPR)

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A trio of films seek to keep the dough rolling. 2008 is off to a big start at the box office. The dollars just keep rolling in at a rate well over the past few years. Will the streak continue? I have to guess that the box office will falter a bit sooner rather than later. Anyway, this weekend will attempt to keep the streak going with the release of three movies nationwide. Two of them will ...

After more than 20 years Northgate Movies closes

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Movie: Om Gud vill(2006)


Juli:
Is everything alright?

Juan:
I'm married.

Juli:
It is very common.

Juan:
Yes, very common.



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Sabrina Fairchild:
Kiss me, David.

David Larrabee:
Love to, Sabrina.



[kisses her]

Sabrina Fairchild:
Again. That's better.

David Larrabee:
What's the matter, dear? You're not worried about us, are you? Because I'm not. So there'll be a big stink in the family. So who cares?

Sabrina Fairchild:
David... I don't want to see Linus again. I don't want to go out with him.

David Larrabee:
Why not, darling?

Sabrina Fairchild:
I want to be near you.

David Larrabee:
Oh, I know how you feel Sabrina, it must be an awful bore. But if Linus wants to take you out, let's be nice about it. It's very important. He's our only ally. See, father will want to send me to Larrabee Copper in Butte, Montana, and we don't want to go Butte Montana, do we?

Sabrina Fairchild:
Hold me close, David.


David Larrabee:
We'll have a wonderful time, darling. We'll build a raft and sail on the Pacific Ocean, like Kon Tiki. Or climb the highest mountain like Annapurna.

Sabrina Fairchild:
Keep talking, David. Keep talking.



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Mr. Fenty:
Horton, how did that bottle get in your pocket? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING HARD LIQUOR?

Horton:
Well, since this afternoon. I know you don't approve, Pop, but believe me, until you've had a good cigar and a shot of whiskey, you're missing the second and third best things in life.

Rumson:
Horton!

Pardner:
Where'd you take him, Ben?

Elizabeth:
Damn you, Ben Rumson. What are you going to teach this boy next? How to cheat at cards, or just physical education with one of Willie's floozies?

Horton:
That's the best one, Pop!

Rumson:
Horton!


Elizabeth:
Is that what you did today, Ben?

Rumson:
That's what *he* did today, Elizabeth! I tell you, that boy's got a talent for dissipation that is absolutely unique!


[Horton beams]



Movie: Abraham Lincoln's Cooper Union Address (TV)(2004)


[first lines]

Narrator:
Abraham Lincoln argued against the spread of slavery to the western states in a February 1960 speech at Cooper Union's Great Hall. The oration is the subject of a new book by Harold Holzer entitled, "Lincoln at Cooper Union: The Speech That Made Abraham Lincoln President." Next the author introduces actor Sam Waterston who reenacts the address.



Movie: Eagle's Wing(1979)



Pike:
Henry? Henry, answer me! Are you spooked or somethin'?

Henry:
I've been spooked ever since I left my mother's tit. That's what keeps me from dying.



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


The Childlike Empress:
It was the only way to get in touch with an earthling.

Atreyu:
But I didn't get in touch with an earthling!


The Childlike Empress:
Yes, you did. He has suffered with you. He went through everything you went through; and now, he has come here with you. He is very close... listening to every word, we say.


[as he is reading, Bastian can't believe it]

Bastian:
*What*?



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Logan:
Its over Jean... its over.


[Soldiers come up the hill and try to shoot at Jean with the cure]

Logan:
No don't shoot!


[Jean disinegrates the cure that was shot at her and starts to fly. Then she disinegrates the soldiers]

Logan:
NOOOO!



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Lines from Movies Update

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
He's a good gun, and we aren't heading for a church social.



Movie: Vendedora de rosas, La(1998)


Mónica:
[about the roses she sells] This are the flowers of love.



Movie: Palabras encadenadas(2003)


Ramón:
If you lose, I'll scoop out your eyes with a spoon. Pop!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke

Scarface:
Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.

Thurgood Jenkins:
Custodian, dick!



Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


Assistant Director John Pollock:
Agent... you see that camera?


[he gestures to the wall, where a camera records everything that is said and done in this room]

Jess Mastriani:
Yes, sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Turn it off.


Jess Mastriani:
I can't, sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
The panel is on the wall's outside.

Jess Mastriani:
I know.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
So...?

Jess Mastriani:
It's against the rules. Sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Don't screw with me, Agent. Go turn it off.


[Jess is silent. Pollock rolls his eyes]

Assistant Director John Pollock:
All right, come here.



[he pulls Jess directly in front of the camera, squares her shoulders and straightens her hair. He lines her up against the lens carefully, so that they can both be seen on film]

Jess Mastriani:
This angle work for you? Sort of three quarters. This your good side?

Assistant Director John Pollock:
It's fine, sir.


[he looks up at the camera, then back at Jess.]

Jess Mastriani:
Okay. I, John Pollock, Assistant Director of the FBI, order you to turn this camera off and leave me alone with the suspect.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Sir, it's against regulations. And it compromises the suspect's rights.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
What rights?


Jess Mastriani:
Those in the Constitution. Sir.


[she is still standing there, not cooperating. Pollock shrugs]

Assistant Director John Pollock:
So we'll do it the old fashioned way.


[he takes his suit coat off and hangs it over the camera. Pollock turns back to Jess]

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Get out.

Jess Mastriani:
Yes, sir. I'll be outside.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Fine.


Jess Mastriani:
Observing. Sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Knock yourself out.


[Jess leaves]



Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Aunt Eller:
She likes you.

Curly:
If she liked me any more she'd stick the dogs on me.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Bam Margera:
Look at Phil's tummy.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bill Lumbergh:
Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Gloria the Hippo:
What kind of zoo is this?

Melman the Giraffe:
I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations.

Marty the Zebra:
I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain.

Melman the Giraffe:
Twenty-seven.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Whoa, look at that slide.

Ali Mills:
Oh yeah, we'll do that next time.

Daniel:
Why next time?

Ali Mills:
Because we didn't bring a bathing suit!



Movie: Darkness (V)(1993)


John:
Bleeding time, baby!



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Latest Lines from Movies

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)


Emma Bovary:
You scoundrel!

Lheureux:
I beg your pardon?

Emma Bovary:
You monster!

Lheureux:
It's hardly becoming, Madame Bovary, for a woman of your character to start calling names. I've tolerated your conduct for too long. The things I've witnessed! The cheating, the lying, the insatiable greed! What ininquities! What sordid passions! Your child and husband deceived! All morals abandoned! Every loyalty forsworn while you indulged yourself with any man that came your way!

Emma Bovary:
Oh, dont! Please!

Lheureux:
And now you call me names. I am in the business of making money, Madame Bovvary, a recognized, honorable profession, a profession which I am confident bears public comparison with yours.



Movie: Tasogare Seibei(2002)


Seibei Iguchi:
I am ashamed to say that over many years of hardship with two daughters, a sick wife and an aged mother, I have lost the desire to wield a sword. A serious fight, the killing of a man, requires animal ferocity and calm disregard for one's own life. I have neither of those within me now. Perhaps in a month... alone with the beasts in the hills I could get them back. But tomorrow, I am afraid, is completely impossible.



Movie: The Other Sister(1999)


Daniel McMann:
Are you ready? Cause I'm ready!

Carla Tate:
No Daniel, uh, I'm not ready.

Daniel McMann:
Ohh

Carla Tate:
I was thinking we could wait 'til the next holiday cause holidays are special.

Daniel McMann:
oh cause I feel special right now Carla.




Movie: Vampire Hunter: The Animated Series (V)(1997)


[after Hsien-Ko defeats the rowdy thugs]

Mei-Ling:
Thank you, Hsien-Ko.

Hsien-Ko:
Geez, why do I always get stuck with the physical stuff, huh?



Movie: The Eagle and the Hawk(1933)


Henry Crocker:
Why don't you get wise? This is a war. I'm hired to kill the enemy, and there ain't no book of rules about that. Every one I put away means one less to kill me. That's my job, and I'm doing it.



Movie: Adventures of Captain Marvel(1941)


[On the inner tomb, the archeologists discover a carving of a Scorpion with ancient writing surrounding it]

John Malcolm:
Why, there's an inscription here! Can you translate it, Tal Chotali?

Tal Chotali:
Why, yes, I can translate it. It say, "Let what reposes behind this stone remain hidden from the eyes of mankind... for all time."



Movie: A Tale of Two Cities(1935)


Miss Pross:
Mr. Carton, the infant has expressed a desire to say good night to you.

Sydney Carton:
The infant's desire shall be gratified immediately, Prossy.



[he goes]

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
I suppose it's none of my business, but I wouldn't allow that fellow to handle a child of mine.

Miss Pross:
As to that, you haven't got one... and from the looks of you, you're not likely to have one.



Movie: xXx(2002)


Yelena:
I've been undercover here for two years.

Xander Cage:
Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?




Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Cheyenne:
You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.



Movie: Only the Strong(1993)


Louis Stevens:
Can you turn that music... up?



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