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Movie: The Vanishing(1993)


Barney Cousins:
What's this? Wuthering Heights? Denise, is it not sufficent that while you shall be at peace, I shall ride in the torments of hell?

Denise Cousins:
...It's romantic.

Barney Cousins:
If they can put it in a book it's not romantic. Romance has to be secret.



Movie: Halloween 5(1989)


Dr. Samuel Loomis:
[to Jamie] You must help me. Your tears will do you no good. He must be stopped!



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Carl:
You've never gone after vampires before, have you?

Van Helsing:
Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same - best when cooked well.



Movie: Unhook the Stars(1996)


Mildred:
That's what Thanksgiving is all about - meeting friends and eating a lot.



Movie: The Bachelor(1999)


Grandad Shannon:
[into megaphone] THE HUMAN CONDITION!



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Quentin:
What do you want to know about rockets?

Homer:
Everything.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part II(1986)


Chozen:
You dance very nice


[snickers]


Chozen:
like geisha!



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
Who's the head bull-goose loony around here?



Movie: X2(2003)


Nightcrawler:
There was so much shooting, such fear and then there was only pain. I could see it all happening, but I couldn't stop myself. It was like a bad dream. Perhaps he is testing me.

Storm:
And before you were in the white house, what do you remember?

Nightcrawler:
Nothing. I was here.

Storm:
Jean?


[Invites Jean to read his mind]

Dr. Jean Grey:
I'd rather get him back to the professor.



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Lt. Garber:
Frank, how much longer before the track's clear all the way to South Ferry?

Frank Correll:
You mean before this railroad is so totally fucked up it'll take a computer to put it back together?

Lt. Garber:
Yes, Frank, that's what I meant.

Frank Correll:
About five or six minutes. I got a snag over at Brooklyn Bridge.



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


Draco:
She likes you, I can see it.


James Bond:
You must give me the name of your oculist.



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Miss Dennis, Saleswoman:
This is one of Donatello's finest pieces.

Bradford Galt:
How much is it?


Miss Dennis, Saleswoman:
$40,000.

Bradford Galt:
Wrap it up.



Latest Movie News

Receta verde del lagarto

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:54:00 +0000
Esto es una gran receta para el lagarto verde, con el jarabe de la tos
de NyQuil y la soda de Sprite. 1 soda de la onza Sprite del jarabe 16
de la tos de NyQuil de la botella agrega el hielo, sacudida bien. El
sniffling, estornudando, el toser, doliendo, congestionado-cabeza,
fiebre, así que usted puede reclinarse, coctel. Esta bebida es muy
popular en la cuesta del norte de Alaska, que es técnico un área sin
alcohol.

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Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:39:00 GMT
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Movies for the sports fanatic (The Daily Targum)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:28:20 GMT
Now, I'm not that big a fan of warm weather. But I'll give it this: When warm weather comes around, so do great movies. And there is no better movie than a good sports movie. I mean, who will ever forget Freddy Prinze Jr. getting rocked by Ken Griffey Jr.

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Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.


Rose:
Good luck.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?


Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



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Forget short clips and "mobisodes." Cellphone providers are ramping up their full-episode TV offerings, from Lost to The Office, and even movies.

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Guillermo del Toro signed to direct The Hobbit - News.com.au

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:52:00 GMT
MEXICAN filmmaker Guillermo del Toro was named today to direct two movies based on the J.R.R. Tolkien book The Hobbit to build on the blockbuster success of The Lord of the Rings ...

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Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



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Mexico's del Toro to direct "The Hobbit" (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:30:41 GMT
Mexican filmmaker Guillermo del Toro was named on Thursday to direct two movies based on the J.R.R. Tolkien book "The Hobbit" to build on the blockbuster success of "The Lord of the Rings" series.

This Week in Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Colgate Maroon-News)

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In recent years, movies spawned from the mind of film maker Judd Apatow have made a lasting impression on the comedy genre. I can't count the number of times I have sat laughing hysterically with friends while reciting hilarious lines from Superbad, Knocked Up and The 40-Year Old Virgin.

'Baby Mama' brings funny to full term (USA Today)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:47:12 GMT
The term "chick flick" generally refers to sappy, simplistic and altogether missable movies. So we won't saddle the amusing and enjoyable Baby Mama with that unfortunate moniker. Besides, this female-bonding comedy, which also skewers the lucrative baby-products industry, probably will appeal to both sexes.

Toppman's top 11 movies to see this summer (The Charlotte Observer)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:43:06 GMT
1. Hang on a second -- "Iron Man" is heading LT's list of things he most wants to see this summer, not counting sequels and remakes? Indeed it is. I read the comic books as a 9-year-old -- yes, when they debuted in 1963 -- and even though Marvel Comics movies have been an uneven lot, I have faith that director Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey Jr. can bring a sense of humor and irony to a ...

Full-length shows,even movies,growing on cellular (USA Today)

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:53:48 GMT
Forget short clips and "mobisodes." Cellphone providers are ramping up their full-episode TV offerings, from Lost to The Office, and even movies.

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Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



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This Week in Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Colgate Maroon-News)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:08:51 GMT
In recent years, movies spawned from the mind of film maker Judd Apatow have made a lasting impression on the comedy genre. I can't count the number of times I have sat laughing hysterically with friends while reciting hilarious lines from Superbad, Knocked Up and The 40-Year Old Virgin.

Receta de la sacudida de la cereza

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:09:00 +0000
Cheque fuera de esta receta dulce para la sacudida de la cereza, con
el whisky de la cereza, el licor de la almendra del amaretto, la crema
irlandesa y la soda 7-Up. la crema irlandesa de 1 onza licor de la
almendra del amaretto de 1 onza soda del chapoteo 7-Up del whisky 1 de
la cereza de 1 onza vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de
coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, filtre en
un cristal del highball, y servicio. Sirva en un cristal de Highball.

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Today's Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.



Latest Movie News

Cruise to make Oprah return after jump - West Online

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:39:00 GMT
US actor Tom Cruise is scheduled to return to The Oprah Winfrey Show, nearly three years after a couch-jumping appearance spawned countless YouTube parodies and late-night jokes ...

Full-length shows,even movies,growing on cellular (USA Today)

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:53:48 GMT
Forget short clips and "mobisodes." Cellphone providers are ramping up their full-episode TV offerings, from Lost to The Office, and even movies.

Toppman's top 11 movies to see this summer (The Charlotte Observer)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:43:06 GMT
1. Hang on a second -- "Iron Man" is heading LT's list of things he most wants to see this summer, not counting sequels and remakes? Indeed it is. I read the comic books as a 9-year-old -- yes, when they debuted in 1963 -- and even though Marvel Comics movies have been an uneven lot, I have faith that director Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey Jr. can bring a sense of humor and irony to a ...

La receta verde de la milla

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:24:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta divina para la milla verde, con ron del licor
del melón, del coco de Malibu, licor del Cointreau y jugo de piña
anaranjados. licor del melón de 1 onza licor anaranjado del Cointreau
de 1/4 onza jugo de piña de 3 onzas sacudida y servicio del ron del
coco de 3/4 onza Malibu en un cristal del coctel. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

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Today's Quotes

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Today's Movie News

Receta fría del irlandés

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:01:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el irlandés frío, con espresso, el
whisky irlandés, el licor de café, la crema irlandesa, el helado y
el jarabe simple. 1 jarabe simple de la rociada licor de café
irlandés irlandés de la crema el 1/2 onza del helado de la cucharada
del whisky 1 de 1 onza el 1/2 onza espresso frío de 3 onzas agrega
todos los ingredientes a un mezclador con 4 tazas de hielo machacado.
Mezcle hasta que es liso. Vierta en el parfait ...

AXN Programm News Juni 2008 - PressePortal.de

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:04:00 GMT
Der Monatstipp von Daniel Otto, Direktor Programmeinkauf SPTI Networks Germany: "Eine der seinerzeit aufwendigsten und effektreichsten Hongkong Produktionen, in der Jackie Chan ...

Receta desnuda del coctel del codo

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:52:00 +0000
Aquí es una receta el mouthwatering para el coctel desnudo del codo,
con ginebra del zafiro de Bombay, el coñac, el vermú francés de
Dubonnet y el licor herbario chartreuse. el coñac francés herbario
chartreuse del vermú el 1/2 onza del licor el 1/2 onza Dubonnet de la
ginebra el 1/2 onza del zafiro del 1/2 onza Bombay vierte todos los
ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del
hielo. Sacudara y filtre en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Sirva
adentro ...

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