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Movie: The Pace That Kills(1935)


Fanny:
Tonight I'm gonna take you on a sleigh ride with some snow birds.

Eddie:
Sleigh ride? Snow birds? In summer?

Fanny:
Gee, you ARE dumb!




Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)


Passerby #1:
There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake!


Passerby #2:
He won't be pleased with that.



Movie: Varsity Blues(1999)


Police Officer:
These kids there just running around wild these days. Them kids last night they stole a cop car.

Bar Man:
NO?

Police Officer:
Yes! Them boys been exposing themselves!

Bar Man:
Exposing themselves?

Police Officer:
Yes! They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant.


Bar Man:
They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club?



Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)


Kid Dabb:
The only thing I can tell you about him, he's a good guy for gals to stay away from.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Dist The Rose:
I am the most graceful member of the Six God-Generals, the one and only, Dist the ...

Jade Curtiss:
Why, if it isn't Dist the Runny!

Dist The Rose:
The Rose! R-O-S-E, rose! Dist the Rose!




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mr. Shickadance:
[comes from behind Ace] Ventura.


Ace Ventura:
Yes Satan.


[turns around and sees Mr. Shickadance]

Ace Ventura:
Ohh, I thought you were someone else.



Movie: Fabled(2002)


Narrator:
There once was a wolf named Lupold, who was black as coal... As thick as a tree trunk... And feared like death. He had teeth the size of carving knives, powerful claws of stone, and eyes that glowed like fat fire flies. He could smell your sweat before the first bead broke from your skin, he could hear your heart beat from miles away and he could see you even in the blackest of pitch.



Movie: Dance 'Til Dawn (TV)(1988)


Wally:
I feel sorry for you, my man. I mean, I don't know what I'd do if I had a woman who wouldn't give me any.

Kevin:
Wouldn't give you any what, Wallace? Gum?




Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


[Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music]

Alex the Lion:
Marty!

Marty the Zebra:
Alex!


Alex the Lion:
Marty!

Marty the Zebra:
Alex!

Alex the Lion:
Marty!

Marty the Zebra:
Alex!

Alex the Lion:
[angrily] Marty!

Marty the Zebra:
[afraid] Alex?

Alex the Lion:
[real-time] Marty!


Marty the Zebra:
Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Robert Langdon:
[during a very bumpy ride in a jeep] Jesus!

Sir Leigh Teabing:
Apropos.




Today's Movie News

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Memorable songs from the silver screen to stage - Tonight South Africa

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:49:00 GMT
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Local News In Brief - Spectrum

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Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:23:00 GMT
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Google enters agreement with Hallmark Channel - CNBC

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:32:00 GMT
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Movie: Oklahoma Cyclone(1930)


Slim:
[singing] He was only a lavender cowboy / The hairs on his chest were two, / He wanted to follow the heroes / And fight like the he-men do. / He battled for Red Nellie's honor / And cleaned up a hold-up's nest. / He died with his six guns a-smokin' / With only two hairs on his chest.



Movie: Absence of Malice(1981)


James A. Wells, Assistant U.S. Attorney General:
Tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna sit right here and talk about it. Now if you get tired of talking here, Mr. Marshal Elving Patrick there will hand you one of them subpoenas he's got stuck down in his pocket and we'll go downstairs and talk in front of the grand jury... Elliot? Jim?... Fine. All right, Elving, hand whichever one of these fellas you like a subpoena and we'll go on downstairs and talk in front of the grand jury.

District Attorney James A. Quinn:
Gallagher's a government witness.

James A. Wells, Assistant U.S. Attorney General:
Wonderful thing, a subpoena.



Movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys(2002)


Newsie:
Hey it's the altar boys. Here to get altered?



Movie: October Sky(1999)


[imitating, incorrectly, Quentin's favorite saying]

Roy Lee:
Prodigenous!



Movie: Orion's Cloud(2002)


Diamond:
We must show *the world* that Orion's Cloud is the best band in Tampa!



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


[Pugsley hits a bird during archery practice]


Becky:
It's an American Bald Eagle!

Gary:
Aren't they extinct?

Wednesday:
They are now.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Detective:
Hey! You paying attention?

Brian:
No.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


David:
I like your life.

Sofía:
Well, it's mine and you can't have it!



Latest Movie News

Local News In Brief - Spectrum

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:55:00 GMT
ST. GEORGE - Santa will arrive on "A Flight Above" helicopter on Dec. 13 and Dec. 20 at Boulevard Home Furnishings, 390 N. Mall Drive in St. George. Boulevard will host Santa at ...

SRK thanks Malaysian authorities for 'Datukship' award - Deccan Herald

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:06:00 GMT
The Malacca state has conferred the title on him stating that the actor, by shooting two movies, including 'One Two ka Four', had made Malacca popular across the world... As ...

Cinematheque Honors Samuel L. Jackson - Post Chronicle

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:48:00 GMT
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Daily Quotes

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


[Carl hands Van Helsing his latest invention, an automatic crossbow]

Carl:
A work of certifiable genius.


Van Helsing:
If you don't say so yourself.

Carl:
Well, I did say so myself.



Movie: Daitozoku(1963)


Sobei:
Earlier you smiled at me.

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Oh, it was a mistake.

Sobei:
A mistake?

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Yes, uh, I only thought you were the princess.

Sobei:
Hmph.



Movie: Tall in the Saddle(1944)


Rocklin:
I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman.




Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
Aunt Ruby's 96 years old, she needs to see her family.




Movie: Makai tenshô(1981)


Araki Mataemon:
Jubei, it is only to kill you that I have come back to life. Hiding behind your name, living idly from day to day ... How will the third generation of Yagyu fare in a real fight, I wonder?



Movie: Madagascar (VG)(2005)


Albino Croc:
What? Well, number 1 sucked anyway.



Movie: S.O.B.(1981)


Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Come to think of it, why should I give you a vitamin shot? I'm the one with the hangover. B-12, B-Complex, Crude Liver, and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex. Chased by a Bloody Mary. L'chaim! Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus.

Lila:
Want me to do it for ya?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Are you perchance a nurse?

Lila:
No, but I used to be a junkie.

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?


Lila:
You're the doctor.

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.



Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)


Bastion:
Ah, Homo Sapiens Superior. Come to take your - what is it again? Ah, yes, "your rightful place as the next step in human evolution". Your ascension would mean the death of humanity, and that is something I will not allow.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bob Porter:
We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Thomas Fairchild:
I like to think of life as a limousine... though we are all riding together we must remember our places, there is a front seat and a back seat and a window in between.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
Boy, I didn't know deers could... could do that, you know?



Today's Movie News

Shah Rukh thanks Malaysian authorities for 'Datukship' award - Financial Express

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:40:00 GMT
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Internet cafe nailed for movie piracy - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:08:00 GMT
An Auckland internet cafe has been charged for allowing punters to watch movies at computer terminals. The director of the inner-city cafe, which has not been named, faces 21 ...

On Demand picks - Boston Globe

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:37:00 GMT
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Rock stars wanted - Idaho Mountain Express

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:21:00 GMT
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Internet cafe nailed for movie piracy - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:08:00 GMT
An Auckland internet cafe has been charged for allowing punters to watch movies at computer terminals. The director of the inner-city cafe, which has not been named, faces 21 ...

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