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Movie: Unforgiven(1992)



Little Bill Daggett:
You been talking about that Queen of yours, again, Bob?


[punches him]

Little Bill Daggett:
On Independence Day?



Movie: Oh Mummy: Sutekh's Story (V)(2004)


[on his pet rabbit]

Sutekh:
This is the true play thing of Sutekh!



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Joe Young:
They want me to do a sequel.

Lisa:
A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?

Joe Young:
Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.

Lisa:
Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?


Joe Young:
No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...

Lisa:
Wow!



Movie: On the Line(2001)


Eric:
Love may not make the world go round, but it makes the ride worth while.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


[1885 - Marty walks into a saloon, dressed in the outfit that Doc Brown gave him in 1955]

Saloon Old-Timer #1:
Take a look at what just breezed in the door.

Saloon Old-Timer #2:
Why, I didn't know the circus was in town.

Saloon Old Timer #3:
Musta gotten that shirt off a dead Chinese.

Bartender:
What'll it be, stranger?

Marty McFly:
Uh, I'll have, uh, ice water.


[the old-timers laugh]


Saloon Old Timer #3:
Ice?

Bartender:
Water? You want water, you better go dunk your head in the horse trough out there.


[pulls out a shot glass and pours into it]

Bartender:
In here, we pour whiskey.



Movie: UHF(1989)


Stanley Spadowski:
I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange.


[laughs]

Stanley Spadowski:
Ok, now I'm thinkin' of something blue. Something bluuuuuue.




Movie: Darling Darling(2005)


Mr. Darling:
Let me get myself some here.



Movie: MacArthur(1977)


[Responding to restrictive attack orders]

General Douglas MacArthur:
In my all my fifty years of military service, I have never learned how to bomb HALF a bridge!



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


[repeated line]

Greg:
Something is definitely happening...

Tyler:
Shut up, Greg.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Brian:
Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour.



Movie: Dark World: Duel of the Assassins (V)(2003)


Nick Holliday:
And what in the hell is this?

Flannigan Drake:
They are your two new personal assassins.

Nick Holliday:
Your shitting me right?

Flannigan Drake:
Ask them.

Nick Holliday:
Who are you?

Samantha Cash:
I am assassin Kara.


Juni:
And I am assassin Juni

Samantha Cash, Juni:
We are here to serve you in any way you dictact, what is your first command, Master?



Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


Cousin Eddie:
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.

Clark Griswold:
Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.




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Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Linus Caldwell:
I blew the meet with Matsui.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Danny:
I'm not joking, Tess.

Tess:
I'm not laughing, Danny.



Movie: Vamps (V)(1995)


[after Randi sucks all the blood out of a customer]


Tasha:
Randi, did I say you could break for lunch?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Rusty Griswold:
Is that a real gun, Mom?

Ellen Griswold:
I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father may be going away for a little while.



Movie: Each Dawn I Die(1939)


'Hood' Stacey:
You're the only guy I ever met that gave me a break without putting the bee on me for dough.



Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)


Scott:
God damn it the whole fucking platoon's dropping like flies! What the hell are you staring it? Do you have any idea what it's like out there? Do you? Well I'm fighting this thing man, it's like kick ass, or kiss ass, and I'm busting heads! It's the only way to win this fucking war. And these shitheads, these yellow traitoring motherfuckers. They're everywhere. And I, Sergeant Andrew Scott of the US Army, I'm gonna teach 'em all.



Movie: Macao(1952)


Halloran:
You don't want that junk. Diamonds would only cheapen you.

Margie:
Yeah. But what a way to be cheapened.



Movie: Orientation: A Scientology Information Film(1996)


Academy Supervisor:
By the way, have you told them about the films?



Movie: Halifax f.p: Afraid of the Dark (TV)(1998)


Marion Walters:
Let's talk about men.

Dr Jane Halifax:
What about them ?

Marion Walters:
You're in a relationship?

Dr Jane Halifax:
No.

Marion Walters:
But you've had successful relationships?

Dr Jane Halifax:
More or less.


Marion Walters:
What happens ?

Dr Jane Halifax:
They end.

Marion Walters:
Why ?

Dr Jane Halifax:
I choose unsuitable partners.

Marion Walters:
Why ?

Dr Jane Halifax:
Because I'm stupid! Because I want them to fail. Because I'm scared of commitment !



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Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)


Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!


Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!


Chin:
But I'm legal.


[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!




Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


James H. Harlow:
[drunk] We leave at dawn... noon-ish.




Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.


Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.



Movie: East Is East(1999)


Mr. Moorhouse:
See. You let one of 'em in, and the whole fuckin' tribe turns up.



Movie: Kal Ho Naa Ho(2003)


Chaddha uncle:
Can't see Lajjoji anywhere?

Jennifer Kapur:
Yes... sometimes we are also lucky!



Movie: Y tu mamá también(2001)



Luisa:
You have to make the clitoris your best friend.

Tenoch:
What kind of friend is always hiding?



Movie: Mad Max(1979)


Johnny the Boy:
Whacked right out of his skull man! He ain't never comin' back!



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Frank:
[Frank is trying to convince Harmonica to sell him the land Harmonica just won] Just hurry up and make the deal!

Harmonica:
Which deal Frank? We've got more than one to settle you and me.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
[viewing an orchid at a flower show] Angraecum sesquipedale! A beauty! God! Darwin wrote about this one. Charles Darwin? Evolution guy? Hello? You see that nectary all the way down there? Darwin hypothesized a moth with a nose twelve inches long to pollinate it. Everyone thought he was a loon! Then, sure enough, they found this moth with a twelve-inch proboscis. Proboscis means "nose," by the way.


Susan Orlean:
I know what "proboscis" means.

John Laroche:
Yeah, let's not get off the subject. This isn't a pissing contest!



Movie: Operator's Side (VG)(2003)


Player:
Bark like a dog, c'mon, bark like a dog.

Rio:
Little dog: *arf arf*; or big dog: *woof woof*?


Player:
Big dog.

Rio:
What?

Player:
Big dog.

Rio:
Forget it. There's no point in sitting down.



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Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



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Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



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Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



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