Great Quotes
Quotes:
Movie: Halloween(1978)
[Inside Myers' house]
Dr. Sam Loomis:
Hey... What is that?
Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
A dog.
[Loomis and Brackett walk next to dog]
Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
It's still warm.
Dr. Sam Loomis:
He got hungry.
Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)
Sidney Pudney:
Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk.
Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)
Julie:
Four times... it means something, David.
Movie: Van Wilder(2002)
Jeannie:
Then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever.
Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)
Kraven:
[Marcus has Kraven pinned to the wall by his talons] Marcus?
Marcus:
The blood memories of this wretched creature
[indicates Singe's body]
Marcus:
have shown me that your treachery knows no bounds.
Kraven:
My lord, I can explain.
Marcus:
Why would I listen to your lies when the journey to the truth
[tilts Kravens face]
Marcus:
is so much sweeter?
[Marcus bites into his neck, and see's visions of Kraven's past, including his bargain with Lucian and Selene killing Viktor]
Kraven:
Please. I can assist you.
Marcus:
Oh, you already have.
Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)
Lt. Nicholas Holden:
When I was a kid, I was the victim of the most vicious propaganda. People told me that money wasn't everything and I believed it. Then I found out that the people that were telling me that money wasn't everything were the people who had a lot of money. Now there are two ways you can get money. You can steal it, or you can marry it.
Movie: The Omega Man(1971)
[Last line]
Dutch:
Well, let's move kids. We've got a long way to go.
Movie: Half Baked(1998)
Kenny:
You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!
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What the hell?
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Oh, it’s just Naked Dave.
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That’s a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean?
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It means desire.
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You picked the wrong motherf*cker to f*ck with!
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You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!
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