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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Great Quotes

Quotes:



Movie: Halloween(1978)


[Inside Myers' house]

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Hey... What is that?


Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
A dog.


[Loomis and Brackett walk next to dog]

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
It's still warm.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
He got hungry.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Julie:
Four times... it means something, David.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Jeannie:
Then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever.



Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)


Kraven:
[Marcus has Kraven pinned to the wall by his talons] Marcus?


Marcus:
The blood memories of this wretched creature


[indicates Singe's body]

Marcus:
have shown me that your treachery knows no bounds.

Kraven:
My lord, I can explain.

Marcus:
Why would I listen to your lies when the journey to the truth


[tilts Kravens face]

Marcus:
is so much sweeter?



[Marcus bites into his neck, and see's visions of Kraven's past, including his bargain with Lucian and Selene killing Viktor]

Kraven:
Please. I can assist you.

Marcus:
Oh, you already have.



Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)


Lt. Nicholas Holden:
When I was a kid, I was the victim of the most vicious propaganda. People told me that money wasn't everything and I believed it. Then I found out that the people that were telling me that money wasn't everything were the people who had a lot of money. Now there are two ways you can get money. You can steal it, or you can marry it.



Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


[Last line]

Dutch:
Well, let's move kids. We've got a long way to go.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!



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What the hell?

Valo:
Oh, it’s just Naked Dave.

Ryan Dunn:
That’s a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean?

Girl at Coffee Shop:
It means desire.

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Valo:
He definitely doesn’t wear the pants in that relationship.

Falcone:
Pants? He wears girl’s underwears.

Falcone:
I like chocolate, I like fudge, I’ll make some now or I won’t budge.

Fat Guy with Watermelon:
You picked the wrong motherf*cker to f*ck with!

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Bro, why weren’t you at the rager last night?

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What rager? Maybe ’cause you didn’t call me up and invite me.

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Watch ...]

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Kenny:
You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!

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Daily Movie Quotes

Today's Movie Quotes:



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Cab Driver:
Look out there, its a fucking coup d'Ètat.

Agent Sands:
I can't see, fuck-mook. I have no eyes.



Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)


Hardy Cathcart:
The enjoyment of art is the only remaining ecstasy that is neither immoral nor illegal.



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


[laying down underneath a huge hunk of metal for the filming of the after-credits scene]

Johnny Knoxville:
I'm not dead, I'm just acting.



Movie: The Jackal(1997)


[the Jackal shoots and blows Lamont's arm off]

The Jackal:
I told you it was off!



Movie: Mad Max(1979)


Roop:
That scag and his floozie, they're gonna die!



Movie: AFI's 100 Years... 100 Heroes & Villains (TV)(2003)



Harrison Ford:
Whoever decided that Indiana Jones should wear a felt hat and a leather jacket in the jungles should have been shot.



Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)


Will Yorkin:
How - How do you think we pay for all this?


Nina Yorkin:
I'm just asking you. What do you think...

Will Yorkin:
there's a money fairy that comes and slips an envelope under my pillow every month?

Nina Yorkin:
What are you even talkin' about?

Will Yorkin:
Well - Well, how - All of this stuff... the new Mercedes, the matching washer and dryer... the fucking Jil Sander blouse you have on now - how? I love you, Nina. I do... but if you continually want our life to look like something out of a magazine, I'm sorry. I've gotta work to make that happen.

Nina Yorkin:
Do you even believe what you're saying, huh? This is not about things, Will... and it's not about money. You're neglectful. Do you understand that?

Will Yorkin:
What?

Nina Yorkin:
You are an emotionally neglectful husband... and you're an emotionally neglectful father. Got it now?

Will Yorkin:
That's just fuckin' great. Neglectful?

Nina Yorkin:
You're not here, Will. You're not here. You're never here. I'm going to bed.




Movie: Accattone(1961)


Lady at work:
We've been working since 6 o'clock this morning.

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
These rotten things can happen.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Samuel Potts:
Bannon was a soldier, Amos. It goes with the pretty girls and the pension.



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


Front Desk Clerk:
I hope you have a pleasant stay.



[Bond eyes a beauty nearby who smiles at him]

Bond:
I'm, ah, sure I will.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else.




Movie: Valentine(2001)


Dorothy Wheeler:
Come on Kate! You've always been the popular one, and Shelley was always the brainy one, and Lily was the fun one, and Paige was the sexy one, and I was the big, fat one! And as far as you're concerned, that's exactly the way that it is. Well, you know what? Screw all of you!



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Great Quotes

Straight to the Quotes ...



Movie: On Moonlight Bay(1951)


Aunt Martha Robertson:
No man believes in marriage... until a woman traps him into it!



Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


[talking to his own image on a TV screen]


Robert Neville:
Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?



Movie: Okhota na Piranyu(2006)


[Mazur and Prokhor are fighting savagely]

Prokhor:
You can't kill me. I died when I was eight.



Movie: Oleanna(1994)


[last lines]

John:
Oh, my God.

Carol:
Yes, that's right.



Movie: Quick(1993)


Quick:
What kind of hostage are you anyway?




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Hellboy?

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Picture a guy named Hellboy… and that’s what he looks like.

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I think those are the most innovative people I’ve ever seen.

Valo:
Are you kidding me? I think that’s the most asinine sh*t I’ve ever seen apart from that ghetto ass f*ck machine!

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You’ve got a f*cking rhinoceros on your chest! What the hell did you do?

Ryan:
I just got a tattoo…

Valo:
It looks ri-Goddamn-diculous!

Valo:
Let me guess: some sort of experiment?

Falcone:
Spearmint? I’d rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin’ about?

Valo:
The TV. It’s sideways.

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